I Become a Staff Officer in the Demon Army, but I Can Only Do Office Work!

Shower.

Its history dates back to ancient times on Earth.

Even so, there is a drilled tap above the semi-seated tub and the water just comes out of it, and it is subtle whether that can be called a shower.

When we enter the Middle Ages, infectious diseases, religions and superstitions obsolete the culture of bathing in Europe, and when we enter modern times, religions, infectious diseases and superstitions revive the culture of bathing. History repeats itself but the results are true opposite.

It was the shower that was completed at this time. It is the prototype of shower still in use, where hot water comes out of the head by twisting cork.

Thus, keeping the body clean led to a dramatic improvement in the hygiene environment and contributed to an increase in the average life expectancy of mankind.

Congratulations.

There's no point in me writing this report when I'm done with...

A demonic kingdom that crosses the world and has one human population, and other demons, subhumans, and beasts, probably billions of units.

There is a wide variety of races, only the number of their cultures is cultural, and only the number of their cultures is hygienic.

Fox tribes like Mr. Yayoi, closest to Japanese culture, have a habit of counting to 100 by dipping in hot water to their shoulders. However, I am not in the habit of washing my hair every day as I am in modern times. Even in Japan in the early years of Showa, a company advertised "shampoo once every five days", so guess what.

A species like Mr. Yurier who said halfling or dwarf has no habit of cleansing his body with water, whether or not he goes in once or twice a month at most.

On the contrary, it is the elves that are cleanest. Eli said he would bathe three times a day, at least once a day, if water conditions allowed.

But regular water, not hot water. Mid-winter or not, but water. Is it perfectly clean or unclean to bathe with a runny nose? I look pathetic watching it on boulders, and I have trouble getting a cold, so I am now forced to bathe it at a temperature of about warm water.

As for Riina, the horny devil, I asked him, "Well, that's not what we can all say in front of you!" He turned his face bright red and got away with it. At first I convinced myself, "Well, is it sexual harassment for a man to listen to a girl's bathing situation," but apparently the facts are different.

That was made her sister and tipped off by the whore, Miina. Here's the answer when I asked you the same question as Riina:

"Yeah? I'm going in pretty good, huh? Maybe five times a day, with a customer."

I hope you can guess.

Finally, Mr. Sophia.

She is a werewolf, but the dog may be close in image. Werewolves are basically bathed once a week. However, Sophia likes to bathe...... rather than soaking in the tub with Yurier one day, she got into the bath attraction and started going in every day if water conditions allowed it.

but here's the problem.

As you know, the Demon King Army Station Bureau is busy these days. Even if I'm not, I'm busy every day, but lately I'm busy circling over it. As a result, I have been coming home late or unable to come home in the first place for more days.

Mr. Sophia is one of them. Fortunately, the Demon King's Army Command has a public bath that I use myself. Although......

"... pissed off"

When I took a bath and thought I was satisfied, Shun lowered my eyebrows and Mr. Sophia returned. Even though my body is hoarse.

"It's unusual for Mr. Sophia to be angry, isn't it?

"Right...... I'm just saying I didn't have common sense..."

I couldn't believe Mr. Sophia was insane. I never thought that would happen. When I asked what the hell you did,

"Your body gets wet when you take a bath."

"Bye."

"That's why I have to fly the water, right?"

"Right."

"Then he got mad at me."

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"Because I physically flew the water..."

That said, she makes her body tremble. It is an array often done by dogs bathed in water to fly water. The water that was slightly left flew and flew to me and the documents around me.

I see. That pisses me off.

"I've been losing it because I've been doing it at home before. It's a lifetime of unconsciousness."

"This is going to be a lifetime of unconsciousness, about Mr. Sophia...... Well, from now on, take the towel and cloth."

"That's it, Dear Akira. One problem…"

"Do you still have it?

"Yes."

The words released by Mr Sophia were shocking, and some said they were a little useful. So I went in front of it.

"A child!

and.

Later.

The bureau of the heavily busy barracks did not bring Mr. Sofia home.

So Mr. Sophia enjoyed bathing as usual and came out of the public bathroom. Hot air stands from everywhere from her body just coming out of the stripper, but more than that, droplets are falling from her entire body.

"It's a rush! Quickly......!

"Yes, yes..."

Before the entrance to the public bathroom, it is a little resting place. I want you to think it's like a compartment with massage chairs and vending machines in a hot spring inn.

So I waited for Mr. Sophia to leave, and I would wipe her hair and tail with a towel just as she came up from the water.

"... like a child, really"

I remember when I was young, when I had my mother wipe me.

"And you don't have a choice... you've never done it..."

And Sophia shrinks her body as she blushes.

"Heck," he says, giving me a little kushami and goosebumps, so he's really cold. Once heated, but limited. It is also a factor that clothes are only minimal because you cannot wipe your body satisfactorily in the bath.

Well, thanks to that, I can admire Mr. Sophia's raw legs and stuff.

"Dear Akira, I feel a strange gaze..."

"It's my fault."

"And I feel strangely slow."

"It's my fault. Sophia's hair is long and beautiful, so we have to be polite."

"Oh, really?"

How lovely it is to see Mr. Sophia twirling her hair. I want a child like this.

"So, but be really quick! Otherwise, I catch a cold and get in the way of my business..."

"It's really Mr. Sophia here to get back to reality."

"What do you mean!

Wiping her hair and tail while having this irrelevant conversation has become my new habit. Most importantly, this habit will disappear after this busy winter.

"Ah... there, it feels good. A little more there...... hih."

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Is it a bad thing to think about staying entertained?