I Become a Staff Officer in the Demon Army, but I Can Only Do Office Work!

You said the barracks were all prepped. That's true. There are no lies.

"So, Mr. Sophia, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I'm having dinner with the Army tomorrow."

"... Yes? Um, I can't see the story."

"Let's get you prepped."

Hmm. The members over here... I'd like someone to be at work tomorrow because it's a business order for once. I don't want to drain too many people from the barracks station because this guy is always busy, but I can't help it because it's a critical phase.

"In the meantime, it's me, Mr. Sophia, Mr. Eli and Mr. Yurier who will be joining us. Mr. Riina is off tomorrow, but should we use the vibration break to turn her back?"

"Oh, Master Akira?

"Yes, yes. I'll have to call Leona, too. This time it's going to be a personal favor, so I can borrow it, but I can't replace my stomach on my back. Let's make it a satsuki pavilion for the rest of the event. I wonder if I can make an appointment now..."

Oh, but before you do, don't you know if they'll be on board because it's a sudden story? Let's ask Mr. Downish of SS or something to keep our hands around him. I'll owe you this too, so I need to pay it back soon. Loans are tough on livestock.

But I have to ask her out myself. It's a little melancholy there, I guess.

"That's right, Mr. Sophia. Come and do your best stylish tomorrow. Whatever you need at the barracks station, you can secure clothes and cosmetics, and let's ask Eli - no, in this case, is Mr. Riina or something appropriate?"

"Yes!?

Well, let's leave it to the experts because the gatekeepers are a good place to go when it comes to the stylishness of women. And then, well, although it's information-gathering, the opponent is a well-known senior officer of the army inside the Demon King's Army. You don't have to work to get the information.

Plus, there's a lot of information I hear naturally when I'm running around various chambers of commerce, guilds, and military internal organizations. This time it becomes a weapon.

Yeah. That's about it. And then with a high degree of flexibility. So if we deal with the ad hoc...

"Oh, that!

"Yes? What's up?

"I can't keep up with the story!

Mr. Sophia seems confused. Apparently, I may have gone too far.

"Oh, well, in short, it's entertainment"

I hope he thinks it's like kiosk politics or entertainment golf or something like that.

The day after tomorrow, a meeting will be held to inquire about the responsibility for the delayed barracks work, but it is the purpose of this meeting to control the destination. You just need to get some liking before that meeting, and whatever it is, you can never do everything in this meeting.

"Does it work?"

"We're going to make it work. Anyway, feel free and stylish tomorrow."

"............... I don't want to feel comfortable with this. At least this kind of..."

I didn't hear what you were saying just grumbling from there. When I asked back, he turned to me, "... nothing".

"Cohon. Anyway, now that fate dictates"

"That's the thing - I'd say this is still a preface. My name is God alone knows what happens after the First Gate is broken."

Though I don't think it's that difficult.

But if you dare to mention the problem, it's just that it's a very tedious act of boomerang poking around. I am somewhat sorry to Mr Sofia on that point.

"Oh, yeah. Then we'll contact Mr. Clemens."

"Yes? Why?

"Insurance"

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The following day at noon.

Under the cold skies, in front of the Satsuki pavilion, I, Mr. Sofia, Mr. Eli and Mr. Yurier gathered.

Notably, it would still be everyone's outfit.

Sometimes Eli is an elderly person and is Otona's woman's clothes. It belongs to salted plums, which are clothes that make the body line appear, while not claiming much. Mr. Yurier is not the usual craftsman soulful active, but still bright personality girlish outfit.

But more than that, Mr. Sophia's clothes were extremely destructive. I'm not familiar with something called fashion, but it also resembles an array that strikes a blow at a virgin that was discussed online at one time. That is supervised by Mr. Miina, who has shot a number of men.

Can I stay sane, too?

"So, Mr. Director, who are we dealing with today and what are we supposed to do?

And Mr. Yurier is not listening to people.

"I'm with the Army. Specifically, I'm Mr. Rittenheim, near General Kernten, the commander of the army on the Iperid side of the Demon King's Army, who hosted tomorrow's meeting. Commander Kernten's hipster wipes - Cohon, he's in a wise-bag role, depending on if I can get him to a good hand cage."

"I heard some disturbing words... but it's cold. Shouldn't we wait in the store?

"You can't wait in the store to meet me."

Well, I'm higher in class. Anyway, "Director" ranks high among the Demon King's Army. By contrast, that is the position of a sidekick or deputy, so it is a bit of a higher rank than Mr. Sophia or so.

Therefore, you can wait in the store. Or maybe that's normal......

"Well, this is also the side that invited me to dinner, and I don't know how to be polite there or anything. And there's something I want to do."

"" What do you want to do...?

Mr. Eli and Mr. Yurier tilting their necks. Sophia, who knows the circumstances, looks at me with a complicated look. Exactly. I couldn't look Mr. Sophia straight in the eye this time.

The other side came while I was saying something like that.

It was the person, Mr. Rittenheim, who got off the slightly more luxurious carriage.

"Thank you for coming in this cold sky, Lord Rittenheim"

"What. I don't care. I was just looking forward to meeting with the director of the rumors about this as well. Besides, I didn't expect you to be greeted in the cold..."

"Because this is Lord Rittenheim, who shadowfully supports his famous General Kernten. I thought there was no disrespect. Best regards,"

Following my greeting, Sophia, who has been stylish, greets me courteously. I saw that. Mr. Rittenheim blushed for this too,

"Ugh, um. Nice to meet you today."

and he had a cute reaction. Ma, it's not bad.

... but it came in a luxurious carriage that didn't suit the class. I wonder if it's like the people who fuck come in black painted luxury cars. Certainly the best means of reminding the other person of his or her awesomeness is economic power.

"But that's a great carriage. The horse is also graceful..."

"Hmm. Lord Director was insulting me as a human being, but this seemed like a rude idea. This carriage was uniquely designed by the prestigious Volks Chamber of Commerce, and the horse was also marked as the best over the Alliance."

"I see."

Hmm. I don't think it's that amazing, and according to a prior investigation, I bought it using the Commander's connections in a carriage that felt like it was underneath, but I also heard that Mr. Rittenheim himself wasn't that interested in horses.

Well, but I want you to feel safe. I'm a better expert at the station.

"But you came, I can't believe there was such a great carriage. - Oh, no, not that it's a sign of proximity, but I wanted to give you something."

"Oh, you're just here."

Mr. Rittenheim and Mr. Eli and Mr. Yurier tilting their necks in alignment. Only one sighs.

Zuchin, Zuchin and what came with a slightly heavier and lower sound was a demonic statue with a muddy Leona Calzette on it.

"Yay! Akira, I'm sorry I'm late! Hey, I've got a little trouble making the final adjustments!

Leona talks to Frank with her quad-tail spooked, without worrying about anyone in front of her. Mr. Rittenheim doesn't seem to be in the eye.

"No, that was a good time. Thanks again."

"You have a hand in satisfying me in that store right now, right?

"I'm sorry. It's private today."

"Huh. See you next time!

Leona looks happy somewhere while pointing her mouth.

In contrast, Mr. Rittenheim, who was ignored for his existence, did not seem to care about that.

"Ki, Chief!? This is definitely..."

"Yep. You're a mass production testing machine that modified the Susumale, designed and developed by the Demon King's Army Development Authority, for civilian use. We're still in the process of selling to the Alliance, so there are only three of them in the world, including this one."

"This is it! That legendary Super Speed Rubber Magical Leona! High Spec Monster Machine loved for speed, as its name suggests, won a miracle victory by battling a great battle in Fall Name! Equipped with a small demon guidance engine, use pure red demon stones with high energy conversion efficiency! Added to that is this innovative look dominated by streamlined! The design is more graceful and more sublime than any existing demonic statue is nothing like that wheelbastard!

"Yeah, yeah, you would. You would!

Mr. Rittenheim speaks excitedly and quickly. And the designer is happy to have someone who understands his hobby, and talks to each other as quickly as possible.

"The indirection of the legs is not clichéd with existing stones or iron, but is made of Orihalcon alloy so that it can move smoothly. Plus -"

"Oh, my God. The frequency of joint failure that was a problem with the existing demonic statue..."

Well, he's a pre-investigated person.

This man is a demonic statue maniac. No, I might as well say geek. Anyway, it's a race of people who get excited and quick mouths and have rough noses when they get ahead of anything they like.

Never someone excited about a carriage or horse. Apparently, his boss made a mistake about the area. It is a pity.

"No, no, I was so excited to see such wonderful things. I showed you the ugly part, and I'm sorry..."

"Show me? This, Mr. Rittenheim, is going to make some mistake. I thought I'd give you this, and you brought me here."

For a moment the world stopped. Only Mr. Sophia who knows the circumstances is omitted below. I've been talking to Leona, and she said, "We're off to a good start! Now there's no doubt about mass production! I am glad." Well, actually, the guild doesn't seem to react well.

"Oh, no! Wow, getting such a great product in my capacity, etc. -"

"No, don't hesitate. Don't worry about my little feelings, it's a little Yosuke. Oh, Leona, give this guy the start key. And then there's the manual."

"Rajah!

"So, but this is valuable! This should be donated to a museum that deserves it, with such a dish -"

"This is not an ornament, but a ride, so the statue of the demon will be happier. Hey, Leona?

"Yes! I'm happy for you, too!

"But I... No, I can't! No!"

"Oh, yeah. Then. I also have to put on a pure red demon stone, which is the power source for this demon statue. There is also Bidemon Stone (Emerald). Indeed, the general gathered precious demon stones and pinched them in his hobby and ears. I'm sure if you give this to me, the general will be happy."

"Oh, even that!? Ugh, you can't take it! No!"

No, my body is honest at the same time.

Mr. Rittenheim received the key from Leona with his eyes sparkling.

Well, there won't be any geeks who won't receive a Porsche prototype car "in good faith" directly from Dr. Porsche, that's all.

Besides, souvenirs to my boss would be delicious at birth point. When I say those who crawled up that way, I have no eyes for these silo things.

If you think it sucks, let me grip it. It can be an object or heterosexual, but this time it is the former. Mr. Sophia and the others are one trap that rocks Mr. Rittenheim's reason.

... bribes? Well, what is it about? This is a gift. It's a little early at times, but it's a Christmas present. The Demon Stone is just a power source.

Oh, you're all closing your eyes. Yeah, it's hard. Because this kind of thing can only be done by the person. And Sophia, don't you feel that you can't even say anything more frightened than to keep your eyes closed? Don't sigh. Look, it's entertainment, so smile!

On the other hand, Leona left with a satisfied face when she was seen happy with the customer. Everybody's happy. Nobody's in trouble.

"Oh, I'm sorry to take your time in this cold. Now, Mr. Rittenheim, please go inside. We're ready to welcome you."

"Ugh, um...!

Thus we lead Mr. Rittenheim inside the Satsuki pavilion.

Welcome to the battlefield where the defeat is confirmed. Let's welcome it. Big time.