I'm currently getting the goblins to take their seats. It's for reflection and my worries. Besides, if we don't do this, we won't be able to talk calmly with them.

Three people sitting right in front of me with exactly a spicy look on their face. At first, he said, "What is this? Humans sit weird," the three of them slapped lightly, but they felt horrible enough to start.

"Hey, it's time, okay?

"Something's so hard about this way of sitting."

"... oh, there's something about my leg."

"No."

"You ghost!

"Devil!"

"Hobgoblin!"

When one of them curses at me, it just goes on and on here. Something about not being scared of these people seems very human.

And you still call me Hobgoblin!

I execute my sentence against the three of them. Look, Chikuri, Chikuri. Hey.

"Hiya!?

"Migi!?

"My leg ahhh!?

Three that instantly fall to the floor. I move my legs weirdly in doing so, and I suffer even more. What a disgusting way to move around like a potato worm.

But it's fun.

"You're a ghost!

"You don't feel your legs!?

"What is this!? Paralysis!? Are you paralyzed!?

The three keep raising their pitiful voices. You never had a leg paralyzed? Well, it seems obvious that even people in this world don't take a full seat.

Still, the Goblins sitting around is not a beautiful thing to watch.

In my sight, three goblins threw their feet out like mermaids launched on the beach. Naturally the lower body is not a tail covered in beautiful scales, but rather a lazy foot to the extent of a green skin and a little meat on the bone. Different skin colours, three fingers, dirty nails, I don't think it's beautiful.

You noticed my contemptuous gaze like that, a square faced goblin reassembled his leg and said:

'What is it? You're in love with my legs. - Uh-huh!

Even touching with his hand was dirty, so he picked up the appropriate wooden stick and poked his leg in a row.

"'Gigi, good, good!?

Right, is the name of this square-faced goblin Gigi? Well, I don't care about that now. I'm even heartless. Apply a cushion and poke relentlessly from the entire foot to the fingertips and back of the foot. Poke. Poke. Poke.

"Gakugakubukubukubuku"

'Stop it for him! Gigi! Gigi will die!?

"Giggy!?

Weakened like a puppet with a broken thread, Gigi blows a bubble as she trembles.

Seeing that, a thin-bodied goblin embarks on himself trying to get up. However, a major paralysis hit him when he put his weight on his leg.

"Gu Ha!?

"Zab, are you okay? Ah!?

'Goddamn it... even my legs... as long as my legs move'

I decide Zab and I are willing to rebel, and I let go of my lost gigigi and poke him in the leg.

"Migiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!?

"Zab Ugh!?

"Ma, I'm here..."

With that said, Zab let go of his consciousness.

Now, the only thing left is a round goblin.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!? Help!

I said, looking down at the goblin with my legs paralyzed and lagging behind.

"No."

I came to this world with the blackest smile. This is a bit because of Sister Julia's influence. It is decided because of that. I never enjoyed stirring up goblins or anything like that. I don't have it!

× × ×

"That's why I'm a human being who can talk to animals and demons. Because it's never a hobgoblin or anything. Okay?"

"" "I understand" "

I was able to do the same thing and explain myself. The goblins seem to have calmed down a little after the ordeal.

I'm sure he doesn't have any human friends.

'Oh. That's all my bad character. Definitely.'

"Animals aren't the only friends I have."

He just said what I care about. I'm one or two of my friends. It's Kanji, it's Karp, it's the little bird. That, there are no humans.

Well, no. I'll eventually be an adventurer and go around the world. You can make friends then.

"…… Did you say something?

"'' It's nothing! Hob...... Dear Jed!

"Now I hear Hob."

"'It's my fault'"

I'm not really convinced, but it wouldn't be enough if I dated him and the others for days. Let's move on to the point.

"Absolutely. So? Why are you guys even in these nearby woods? You usually live more in the back, don't you?

'That's right. Oak's been living in our apartment. "

"Oak? Of the giant with the face like that pig?

'Yes, yes. Suddenly he attacked me. "

"There was a lot of food there."

Stick your ears in trouble. Something like you guys are dogs.

Really? That orc kicked me out of my place and I came all the way here for new food and a place to live? I'm concerned about the pivotal oak and their demons. If you intend to attack the village or something, you will have trouble. The development is going well, so the trees around here may be cut down a little.

If that happens, the orcs will attack the villagers.

"Where does that oak live?

"Cave in the middle of the woods"

"Near here?

"If you don't stop by, it's not far."

"Then show me around."

"'Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.'"

The goblins look disgusted when they ask for it. Stop that face. Because it's so annoying.

"Because I'll make a magical and comfortable place to live, and I'll reward you with food."

"'' Let it be!

"Explorer of the woods. Oh, it's about Gigi."

"Oh, leave it to us! This is our garden!

"I'm gonna eat you some good food."

That's right, Goblins, you're true to desire.

By the way, Zab, you guys are being kicked out of your homes in the garden, right? You're a little nervous.

"Well, please."

"Whoa. Give us a comfortable place to live!

With that being said, the goblins swung the marutai vigorously and proceeded.

This is how I behaved with Goblin.