I Don’t Care, So Let Me Go Home!
Chapter 5
I'm in the woods a little away from Valli, the flower capital of the Feiras Empire, and I'm Luluria, who only wonders why.
"Not here, not here..."
"Your Highness the King's brother."
His Majesty the King's younger brother murmuring about something.
That's a dangerous way to put it, not an apology. That's right.
"What's the matter?
When the leakage day hits your hair, your beautiful face is edged with gold.... reflective and unfriendly to my eyes.
... is that it? Are you selling my subtle blonde hair in a fight?
"There's nothing wrong with that. Why are you here?
"Of course, I'm looking for the twins of the Empire.
His Majesty the King's brother speaks as a matter of course.
No, no, no, I already heard that, didn't I?
A wise man like that dead tree of the Empire has asked His Majesty King's brother, a rare user of transition magic, to find twins.
... don't ask what kind of attitude the Deadwood Sage had.
I know the Empire is desperate because only twins have inheritance rights in the previous civil unrest, but how about letting other citizens find a succession?
No... hmm, desperate, huh...?
Until now, I haven't spoken to anyone on the Imperial side who's been searching.
Apart from the soldiers' armored appearance, the emperor's heirs were abducted, there was no particular change, there was only a strict restraint system, and the capital itself was peaceful.
It's called a raid on the road, it's called yesterday's night party, it's suspicious.
I'm so suspicious, Empire, I want to return to my beloved country as soon as possible.
I wanted to ask...
"No. Why am I (...) here?
The Dark Side, the capable Necro Underboss, is on his way.
Isn't it strange that I should accompany you in the search, even though the Underboss isn't with you?
Do you mind? I'll let you hear my soul scream.
Me, lady! That's why!!!
"Of course."
As if asked about the laws of the world, His Royal Brother Wang did not hesitate to speak plainly.
"I can't leave a dangerous thing like Miss Luluria behind."
"... mm-hmm."
Dangerous stuff!! Already I'm not a demon, am I?!
Staring at me, His Highness the King smiles.
I'm not taking a step here!!
"The phrase on the little dragon, you face the big dragon, you can't argue with it.
You want me to give you more reasons? Asked in the face of the devil, he made every effort to divert his attention from His Majesty the King's brother.
When I hear about it, I lose. I don't know what it is, but I lose anyway.
... I feel like I've lost a match and lost a match...
No! If you don't lose, the game is still going on!!
"Well, I've already gone around where I want to see it. Miss Luluria, where do you want to go next?
Wasn't this a search for twins?
It sounds like sightseeing!! Your Highness!!
How much of this kidnapping looks like a trap set up by the Empire, the twins look like hostages, but the twins are pathetic to the boulders!?
... pathetic, isn't it? Really???
"... and the ruins of this famous colloquium."
Ah, I've never been out of the country and I've lost my temptation to tourist destinations!!
It's okay, the twins are already 12 years old, and I trained witchcraft swordsmanship in the collar.
In the first place, on the day when countries in a state of tension gathered together, or abducted the decaying heir of the empire alive, whatever you think, it was a scattered smell.
Even His Majesty the King's brother sometimes looks like an evil god, perhaps the son of a man.
If the twins were really dangerous, they probably looked for them. Maybe... yeah, maybe.
"Fine. What a royal attraction... Miss Luluria."
Sure enough, it's shining in "Feiras' Valli's Top Place of Attraction"!!
It says, "I have to go if I come to the Feiras Empire"!!
(Source: "World Tourist Destinations - Feiras Edition")
"Okay, let's go.
I was taken by His Royal Highness the King's brother for a word today.
Transfer magic is handy!!
I know that if you're a merchant, you're a magician, if you're a mercenary, you're a dragger, if you're an adventurer, you're definitely a success!!
... even if you have a higher rank than me, it is difficult to protect you if you move suddenly, and if you go to another country as a transfer wizard on your own, it is a diplomatic problem...
Speaking of which, as far as I can see, His Highness the King's brother is always on the move... unofficially.
Your Highness, the treasure is rotten, but nothing.
Yeah, it's nothing!!
"Oh! This is His Highness Percius of the Kingdom of Le Mer!... and, uh," Miss Sama. "
Moving to the entrance to the Colloses ruins, the gatekeepers welcomed him.... His Highness the King's brother!!
Why is this little girl with you? and him written on his face.
Hmm, the two abominable names in the example and my face still don't seem to match in general.
Okay, okay!!
"For both princes in Ouagadougou, Aligatogozaimus! Sara, come here!
... oh, what a rod reading!!
You're too fit to be the gatekeeper of a famous sightseeing spot, you scratchy, rod-read brother.
It's too obvious. The very existence is already too obvious.
It's a trap, isn't it?
Dialogue is rod reading, acting to watch, and it's terrible.
... this! Don't look at my hands, don't look!!
Uh, no, I wonder if this... is a trap or not??
"Are you riding with my brother Wang?" "I don't know how to help it," whispered, but it continued behind the fake gatekeeper.
"Um... what do you read about seeing two kids in Cochira? Goddamn it, testify... yes! I got a witness statement!
... alright, just look at the letters in your palm and act a little more!!
I've just begun to seriously wonder how this Daikon actor should react to the pseudo-gatekeeper, and I think I've reached his (...) destination.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I didn't see it!!
Of course, I couldn't eat "colocespan" either!!!
I'm in the ruins of the Colloses... dull.
"Come on, it's here! That's it, that's it!
A daikon actor with a smile who doesn't just say his role is over.
I arrived in front of the door of this dim room under your guidance, but to get here, I had to go through a hidden passage or a tunnel...
... no matter what you think of this deep room, nobody can see it, right??!!
Who testified?!?? I'm so worried!??
Daikon actor walks back to his original path lightly, without worrying about us who can only be seen with the eyes of suspicion.
... that looks like you can live a happy life.
"... Shall we come in?"
"... yes."
Maybe there are twins in this room and some masterminds this time...
... Darekanar Kininarner.
Ah, even now, Ouch Ka Eritai. Give way to the Underboss, Caelitai.
But the door was mercilessly opened by His Majesty the King's brother's hand.