It was held at a certain intermediate brothel in the Wangdu Joy Street, "Eastern Countries Fair". The next day, I joined an acquaintance, a gentleman with chest hair, and enjoyed conversation and play with my Oriental sister.
I was visiting the Guildmaster's office on the third floor of the Kingdom Merchant Guild Headquarters in the morning.
Actually, I have a question for the Guild Leader.
In my words, the goblin-like old man buried in the big chair behind the desk looks at the support set, "Yes, sit down first".
There's only today's newspaper on the desk, so I guess I wasn't too busy.
"What's wrong? It's unusual."
This is a deputy guild leader who only looks like Santa Claus, walking up from another desk with a thick belly.
An old man with a stunning white beard and an obese body drops a big butt on the sofa and asks the female clerk in the room for coffee.
"Oh, this is..."
It seems that she noticed the fashionable round glasses with thin silver edges that were placed on her nose. I asked her to give it to me along with the information magazine I had on hand and put it back on the desk.
Looks like we don't have a lot of work to do either.
"Differences between countries are greater than you think. I was noticed the other day."
Sitting on the sofa after Grandpa Goblin, I talk about the background to the questions I came to ask.
Specifically, the difference in the view of marriage to the kingdom that one of the sisters from the Eastern countries told us.
"That area is a one-to-one lifetime fixed system." The sigil of the city nation was supposed to be a bird that didn't change its number. "
In response to the Guild Leader's words, the Vice-Guild Leader opened his mouth with a bitter smile on his face.
Actually, each time the bird breeds, the opponent is different, so I rushed to change the sigil to another bird.
However, it seems that the bird was not the same opponent until the death, and again, the type of bird changed.
I see. That's why you thought the documents were fake.
There, there, it's a annoying story, and the vice-guild leader returns it, and the friendly old man combo is exuberant.
Seeing it settled down, I told him the truth.
“Does it extend not only to culture and customs, but also to physical characteristics?”
A goblin-like little old man with his eyebrows clasped and looked at me with a fuzzy eye.
I thought there wasn't enough explanation, so I made it more specific what I wanted to hear.
"I want to know if the crotch of the Imperial man is bigger than the crotch of both men and women."
When I finished saying it and made the old man combine, I stopped moving and there was no reaction. When I shifted my gaze to the side at the sound of Kachari, I saw a female clerk walking from the back with three coffee cups of steam standing in the basin.
I don't see any change in my expression, so I probably don't hear my boss's conversation.
(The Empire is the number one country I want to visit in my life these days.)
Because it is the "nation of the longest and largest human race in the Ost continent". Tourism resources, including the entertainment district, should be abundant.
(At one point, the old lady and I were targeted, and the country was not close to each other.)
Landburn, a regional city to the west of the capital. The kingdom has been taken by the Empire in recent years.
But it seems to repeat what was taken and taken in history. In other words, 'we are used to each other'.
(Then we should be able to create a relationship where the calculation of profit and loss is made, not "absolutely unforgivable")
In fact, since the appearance of the common enemy of the "Elves", tension seems to have eased considerably and people and things are coming and going more.
I sent a knight of unknown nationality into the Kingdom and tried to take the Old Lady.
I see this as part of the war, too.
I heard rumors of a merchant guild knight performing well in the defeat of the beast by a ranged attack, and I tried to find out the secret.
An empire with a large population and more pilots than a kingdom
If there isn't a pilot who can do the same thing as me, it's no surprise to think that the 'key is in the knight's hands'.
(It won't be possible right now. But if the snow between the countries keeps melting like this)
It's not impossible to travel within the Empire as an old lady (Old Lady) as an escort for the merchants of the Kingdom.
(And another reason I want to know. I only know the Empire woman, the mature Viscountess, and Giant Killing)
The sexy mature woman with dark makeup, who played in the front game and was on the enemy side in the subsequent defense of the northern countries, was no different from a kingdom woman.
But Giant Killing, who came to work for Jeanne, was, as the two names suggest, a big man.
(It's said that he was the best-selling child in the Empire, so is "Giant Killing" the standard for eating large meals?)
It is the mountains that I want to experience the Imperial Hanayanagi world, but only women with large mouths on their crotch are hesitant.
(Remember)
It was when I had Giant Killing, a big foodie, with his best friend, the beloved Macho Man, who was never handsome, and Cornille.
Giant Killing himself was a good-looking blonde, but the sheath was too big and I and Cornille were loose.
Besides, that's it.
I'll add about the tips of both of her breasts.
The shape and size of the tea bowl is the same as that of a prone rice bowl. The surface was ripe in colour and bumps.
"Ughhhh! What a luxury this feels like"
This will be entirely a matter of preference.
At first sight, I can't imitate a corneal who screams like this and sucks it all over my mouth.
"... what do you think?"
The guild leader started moving after a while. I asked a female clerk who was just putting coffee on the table.
I don't know.
Grandpa Goblin replied to her without making her feel any waves, repeating, "You can shine a little more."
My previous life was a serious form of sexual harassment, but it's not a problem in this world.
"To the best of my knowledge, it is no different from the Kingdom." There is no big or small bias for each person. "
Grandpa Goblin, who then coughed, answered this question.
"If you dare to say it, the amplitude will be bigger than the Kingdom." The kingdom is an independent part of the empire, but the empire remains intact, with people gathering from all over the continent. ”
It was added by Santa Claus.
"... I see."
If you say so, there are verses that come to mind.
The Giant Killing was too big for me and Cornille. But in Jeanne, the whorehouse of the kingdom, there was a certain amount of regular customers.
The kingdom had a cannon, too.
(If so, is there a problem?)
If you're not super-sized wherever you go, you should be able to find a store that suits you.
"You remember the girl with the tail who fought in a disrespectful manner." It's all over the east country. "
Starting with the words of the guild leader, we start chatting about the culture and physique of each country.
The sound of a knock echoed as the conversation continued, and the Deputy Guild Leader gave permission. It was the female clerk who came in earlier.
I heard you were out of the room sometime.
"I received your letter."
He was handed over to an old man with a white beard like Santa Claus. Following the enclosure, consideration is given to presenting silver-rimmed round glasses and paper knives.
He must be a capable person who can only work next to the guild leaders.
Well, if you'll excuse me.
Santa Claus, wearing glasses, made a slightly surprised look at the sender and then took out the letter by cutting the wax with a paper knife.
(Yeah?)
I slightly tilted my neck.
Initially, it was the deputy guild leader who was chasing the letter with his eyes while nicking, but as he continued to read, it became strange and strange.
(Is that bad news?)
I thought so, but it was very different. I don't see any agitation when I look down on the text, and I don't feel the atmosphere of disappointment or sadness.
With me and the Guild Leader watching, the Vice-Guild Leader folds the letter and puts it in his pocket when he finishes reading it.
And I looked up at the ceiling, and there seemed to be something on the edge of my eye.
"Excuse me. Please follow my thank-you letter."
It seemed to be tears after all.
To those of us who were staring at each other without listening, the deputy guild leader wiped his eyes with his hand and broke his face. And he said unto the captain of the guild, From the valley of the lilies.
(Valley of lilies, hey. It was definitely the home of the Lily Knights, the Mercenary Knights.)
There must be people I know at work.
That's how I feel, but the Guild Leader seems to have no idea about the opponent, leaning his arms around his head and roaring.
I see, that's him!
I seem to have found the answer. When I raise my face, I hit my palm with my fist, and then I nodded repeatedly by myself.
Do you also know the guild leader?
If you ask without asking, it is a surprising answer that I have returned. It seems like I know something too.
"Don't you see? Well, I don't know."
Santa Claus said that she was a special hobby ally of the Vice Guild Leader, and she returned it unexpectedly.
(The guild leader's preference is a mature woman. How was the Deputy Guild Leader?)
Looking at the two old men sitting in front of me, I look in my head for answers.
For a moment, I thought that it was "sin and punishment", which refers to the leader of the kingdom, but I exclude it because the guild leader also claims that "I am the one who knows the most about the kingdom".
"It would be a little less interesting to reveal the answer here." Tauro, do you have time tonight? "
At the invitation of a gentle smile, I thought about it in my head.
I don't have any plans other than booking a whorehouse. The question is, what's ahead of us?
"It's an auction."
There are several times a month, and today is just the day.
However, the procession is modest, and the great ones are held several times a year. The vice guild had long been willing to participate in only big auctions, but with this letter and my presence, I thought it was okay to go.
(Was there anything you didn't like about being taken to the Vice-Guild Leader?)
Search for memories.
The door of sin that brings together the remaining women in the abandonment selection that leaves the nominated woman
"Three-generation rice bowls that can enjoy three generations at once with me, my mother, and my grandmother"
In the case of the guild leader, these will be hit, but in the case of the deputy guild leader, they will not be found.
(Then you should ride to spread the word.)
I put "gladly" on the pillow and replied.
Here, the stage crosses the mountain directly north of the king's capital, and now crosses the desert to the east, and moves to the "Valley of Lilies", a mountain section that crosses the border.
There, a big old man with a nose walked next to a golem horse, holding the reins of a golem horse attached to a wagon.
This is the laundromat, your busy ally, the laundromat.
With a megaphone with a built-in loudspeaker magic circle in its mouth, it proceeded along the cobblestone beside the clear stream in the middle of the valley. The destination is a three-story residential complex lined up along the road.
"Laundromat, over here."
A fat aunt on the veranda waves as she raises her face to the woman's voice. The next minute, a bag full of laundry rained on me when I gave an audition to show that I had noticed.
Thank you very much. We'll deliver it tomorrow morning. "
To avoid bumping into each other with a familiar attire, attach a label stating the location of the room and put it in a large canvas bag on top of the wagon.
However, in the middle of the work, a pouting voice came, raised my face, and when my eyes met, the load came down.
Most of the residents are single women, and most of them work with the Lily Knights.
The big old man with the nose who comes to fetch it is treasured and still prosperous today.
(The best season is summer, but winter is good for the next season)
Spring and autumn are not the best. The big old man with the nose doesn't break the sales smile while thinking about such things.
(The repayment of the money borrowed in the valley of lilies will soon come to an end. What's next? Don't worry, I'll hire someone else.)
A magic circle of water, wind, and fire painted on the floor of the laundry room. Thanks to these, you can use "wash", "rinse", "dry", and even "fold" magic.
It was a considerable amount, but thanks to the "pickup and delivery" method, I didn't have to worry about repayment.
(But it's all because of her, isn't it?)
She thought of her benefactor's face and bit her teeth hard into the waves of gratitude.
It is a well-maintained old man with a long white beard who holds the position of deputy guild leader in the kingdom merchant guild.
(At that time, I thought it was over)
In him shall time rewind before he cometh unto the valley of the lilies, and the kingdom shall travel unto the king's city.
Pants Thief
This was a turmoil that shocked the capital at one time: "Take off women's underwear and run away".
And this killer was the big old man with the nose.
An investigation using female adventurers immediately after the expedition.
However, I was caught in a trap with a superior bait set up by the Kingdom Merchant Guild. It was pushed into the cell by the guards.
(I can't pay the fine, and there is no one who can lend it to me or guarantee my identity. I've been working in the lattice my whole life.)
Sitting on the stone floor, he said he deserved it, and appeared to be the vice president of the Santa Claus Merchant's Guild.
Santa Claus has a high social status and credibility. Thanks to his assumption of identity and his rebuilding of the fine, the big old man's nose was once again exposed to the sun.
“If you don't have a job, why don't you work for someone I know?”
Of course, there is no such thing as being cut off, and if you are afraid of what you can do, what you are waiting for is a workplace that is perfect for your tastes.
Thanks to this, I got into work, and in addition to lowering the interest rate, I was able to pay back the fine without taking too long.
"Do you have your own workshop in the valley of lilies?" It's getting worse, but do your best. "
Besides, that's not all. What a fat old man, when he went to say hello to independence, he gave me a lot of farewells.
“Why are you doing that? I'm a criminal."
It would have been natural to ask that. I think not only of him, but also of those around me.
The voice of the old man with the fat white beard echoed the baritone with a gentle voice.
"You dyed your hands because you couldn't find your way and got lost." I don't think you're wrong in your own way. "
The deputy guild leader of the Kingdom Merchant Guild opens his mouth to the old man with the big nose who can't understand and doesn't speak out.
"Do you know? There is a fragrance in the world. This is the art of listening to the scented voice with your nose, polishing yourself and enriching your life."
And when I put in my words, I stared firmly into the eyes of the old man with the big nose.
"You can hear the voice of a woman's underwear." This is a tough talent. There is no nobility in the smell or odor. If you follow the right path, you, your fellow scholars, and the world will be brighter. "
Having been told so, the big old man with the nose was finally satisfied with everything he had done.
(I want to increase my companionship)
Definitely, the white-bearded old man is a hobbyist with a fragrance. And since there is no whorehouse specializing in fragrances, there are not many people who do the same.
(Or is it just not appearing on the front? Like me)
It can be seen that he is the one who has lived until now, worrying that he is not abnormal. The more I have a minor hobby, the more I'm thirsty for my people.
A cool breeze blows into the heart of the big old man's nose, extinguishing the stubble that was standing.
“Okay, I'll do my best for myself, for my people, and for the world.”
Looking back at the vice president of the merchant guild, there was no longer any confusion, but a strong light.
Here, the big old man's awareness of his nose returns from his recollection and surfaces to the present.
(Did you get the letter properly?)
The postal situation in this world is never good. I often get transported to the merchants' caravan, but along the way, they attack me with beasts and bandits, and I don't have to give up my baggage to escape.
(I wrote that the valley of lilies is far richer in resources than the capital of the king. If you read it, you might come and visit.)
Then I'll show you to the workshop. And let's hear the sound of the smell of your underwear together.
The problem is that the smell changes over time. So I can't keep it.
(It's okay. The valley of lilies is rich, and whenever they come, there must be a delicacy of that time.)
I will never meet the same odor again. That's why we cherish and thoroughly enjoy the occasional encounter.
He must have been talented. The big old man with the nose doesn't know how to smell incense, but he has already reached for its essence.
Laundromat!
A bright woman's voice descends from above as she sinks into thought.
"Yes, I'm happy to--"
The smile from the bottom of his heart shone on his face, and he was a big old man with a nose pulling the golem horse's leash.