I have a city in the desert

Chapter Thirty Urine

"Ah, too, it's so exciting! Bungee jumping is really a project that should be experienced in life, ah, everyone, look, I just face the ground like this, I can see the grass on the valley in the distance, I can see the sky The upper Baiyun, let me tell you how I feel at the moment..."

After all, he was half an actor, and Dong Ge hurriedly explained it with the substitute, but what made him sore was that the substitute suddenly turned a few somersaults when he was about to fall into the canyon, and the Dong brother who was doing this was instantly at a loss.

"Ah, what are you waiting for if you don't turn somersaults? How about my turning posture? Is it standard?"

Northern Little Wolf: Hey, how do you feel that the live broadcast is weird? Why can't the sound and the action always get stuck?

He comes from the second group in the street: How can bungee jumping still speak so calmly, why didn't he hear the wind?

Brother Octopus: What's the matter?I am a bungee jumping coach, why do I feel he is better than me in bungee jumping?Dongge, are you sure this is the first time?

Dapaozi: Brother Dong, let me show my face live!

I know but I don't say: Why do I faintly feel like a stand-in?Take a closer look at the drone!

Soon someone felt the difference. That's right, the coach did a good job, but it was too professional!When he jumped down, he kept changing positions. Don't be too perfect part-time!

Moreover, Dong Ge's live broadcast sound does not seem to be bungee jumping at all!

Someone raised doubts, and soon the entire live broadcast room exploded. Everyone asked for drones to take close-up shots. How dare this director? Close-up shots must be revealed!

However, the audience were not fools. They shouted that they were acting as substitutes again. They withdrew, withdrawn, and went to watch Jiang Chen live!

As a result, the popularity of the live broadcast room quickly dropped. When the popularity of Dongge's live broadcast room dropped by more than 10 million, the president finally couldn't sit still, and he called and reprimanded the frontline leader.

"What's the matter? Can you do some personnel affairs? Hurry up and let Brother Dong jump for me! Even if you fall to death, you have to jump for me!"

If they lose again today, their stock will collapse completely!

There was no way, Mr. Zhu had to ask everyone to hang up the avatar. When the avatar came up, the drone went to take pictures of other scenery, and the audience scolded.

Dong Chen: Damn, it really was a fake jump. Wouldn't Dong Brother's only character be defeated?

Ocean Journey: If Dong Ge doesn't jump in person, my five-year fan will switch from today.

Dongge Fan Club: Believe Dongge, Dongge personally dances once to shut up Jiang Chen's fans!

Dongge's backyard sect: Come on Dongge, this must be a stand-in for the disgusting Maoya arrangement, we believe you can be Dongge!

When the camera turned, Brother Dong was standing on the jumping platform, his whole body was trembling, his lips turned purple, standing on the jumping platform at the moment, looking at the abyss, his hair was dizzy and weak, he began to regret why Promise Li!

If there is a choice in life, he will never...

Dongge Fan Club: It's Dongge, it really is Dongge. There are appetizers in front of me. Let's watch Dongge start!

Dongge Backyard General League: Haha, Dongge went out, and one arrived at eighteen Jiang Chen!

Dong Ge's fans cheered. At the same time, Jiang Chen also broadcast the sunrise. He decided to go to Rose Kelp to witness another miracle. When Jiang Chen walked on the mountain, the crowd in his live broadcast room was like a tide again. Gone.

Beibi: Let’s go, Dong Ge jumped in person. Don’t miss it!

Brother Octopus: What?Brother Dong jumped?Go and see!

Soon, the number of people in Jiang Chen's live broadcast room dropped from 30 million to more than seven million. With so many people, Jiang Chen was already very satisfied.

In the Beijing Grand Canyon, Dong Ge closed his eyes and did not speak. He mentioned his throat to his heart. He was afraid that he would spit out with one mouth. After standing on the platform for more than ten minutes, the audience was anxious.

Beibi: Dong brother, stand for so long, the cool trick is over, let's jump!

Brother Octopus: Hurry up and jump, we are still waiting to see the miracle of Aichangdi Jiang Chen!

Xingchen: Jump, fuck your mother, my patience has been worn down by your second person!

Finally, Brother Dong didn't jump. The coach over there pushed him down under the sign of President Zhu. This time, Brother Dong was selected on the scene, and the moment he jumped, the drone began to close.

"what!!!"

Dong Ge’s scream made the ears of the people in the live broadcast room bulge. Soon Dong Ge’s whole group descended. During the descent, the drone suddenly photographed Dong Ge’s urine flying out along the trouser legs, so much. His urine is connected in a straight line in the sky...

Everyone was dumbfounded...

Brother Octopus: Urine???

Xingchen: Urine???

Northern fish: Grass, urine?Withdrawn, withdrawn...

Great Wolf Dog: Withdrawn, withdrawn...

Dongge Fan Club: Embarrassed, withdrawn, withdrawn.

Dongge Backyard General League: Ahem, do you want to see Jiang Chen who loves farming together?

Dongge Fan #3: Let’s go, let’s go, go to chili to see Jiang Chen who loves farming!

At Maoya headquarters, looking at Brother Dong for a moment, President Li Xiang plopped and sat on the sofa. He knew it was over.

Dong Ge’s hero’s setting collapsed instantly. The number of people in his live broadcast room dropped from 60 million. In less than five minutes, the number of people in his live broadcast room had dropped to 10 million. When the drone was extended, Dong Brother hung in the canyon like a dead dog. Under the sun, he was like a dead pig hanging under the eaves. Looking at everything in front of him, even the live director reluctantly covered his eyes and sighed.

In the end, when Dong Ge was pulled up, his shit fell from his trouser legs to a glass plank road. The number of people in his live broadcast room finally dropped to several thousand. In desperation, Mao Ya was forced to close Dong Ge's live broadcast room. They knew that the old king was dead and the new king was born!

Sure enough, when Jiang Chen walked to the top of Guanyun Mountain against the morning light, the sun fell on him, and soon the people in his live studio began to yell.

Slacker: Look, the new king is born!

Polaris: the new king enthroned!

The bird can sing: New King!

The northern sky gives a crown!

Little wolf dog gave away 1 crown!

Polaris gives away 1 crown!

...

The gifts in Jiang Chen's live broadcast room were brushed up. The crown was five hundred yuan each, and the crown in Jiang Chen's live broadcast room quickly covered the entire screen...

At the headquarters of the pepper live broadcast platform, President Li was watching the company’s stock as usual. Suddenly, the stock stretched and went straight up. President Li was instantly stunned. He just wanted to ask what was going on, the director of operations did not knock on the door. Broke in.

"Mr. Li, Ms. Li! Dong Ge collapsed!"

"Brother Dong is dead?"

Mr. Li was a little surprised. How can such a young person die when he died?

"No, he is not dead, but he is almost dead! Check Weibo and Thousand Degrees Hot Spot!"

Mr. Li opened Weibo, which was full of Dongge's news.

There is news every day: Today, Dong Ge, the first person to broadcast live outdoors, was incontinent on the spot during the live broadcast of the Shangjing Grand Canyon. The live broadcast room exploded in an instant, and Dong Ge’s set collapsed.

Shangjing Entertainment News: With Dongge’s incontinence, Maoya’s stock has dropped to a limit. Within two days, Maoya’s assets have shrunk by nearly one billion yuan.

Southern Entertainment News: With the death of Lao Wang, the new outdoor king has taken the throne. The number of people in Jiang Chen's live broadcast room that loves to grow pepper live broadcasts hit a record high, reaching 70 million!

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