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"Can you not recognize the Lord?"

Pan Haodong didn't have the habit of being a dog for others. His waist was too hard to kneel down.

But he wants to get the high-quality treatment provided by Ah Yi, and I have to say that people are really contradictory sometimes.

Snakehead thought for a while and said: "Master, if you don't want to be a dog for Ah Yi, then you must show the strength that makes him afraid of him in the game, and kill all those who may ban you, so that no one can use him. I have to promote you to Nancang Heavenly King."

"This is a way."

Warden Ayi has already said that anyone who wins the ring can become the King of Cang, as long as Pan Haodong stands on the ring and does not fall, there will be no shortage of seats in the King of Cang.

After all, as the warden, Ah Yigui had to be convinced.

Otherwise, if you have an idea today or an idea tomorrow, if you say good things will not come true, it will eventually make no one available, and those who are willing to stay around will be some flattering generation.

Stayed in the deputy warden's office for a while.

Pan Haodong, who was full and drunk, returned to a cell in the southern warehouse with a few cooked eggs in his pocket.

At this time, it was already eight o'clock in the evening, and the prisoners who had been busy all day had returned to their cells, gathered in twos and threes, and talked about the four heavenly kings competition to be held tomorrow.

"Dong Tsai, you finally came back."

Seeing that the prison guard escorted Pan Haodong back, Uncle Guess was relieved.

It’s fine, it’s fine.

"Guess uncle, I'm sorry, I worry about you."

"It doesn't matter, you're fine."

Pan Haodong sat on the bed, took out the egg in his pocket, and handed it to Uncle Guess: "Uncle Guess, this is for you."

"Dongzai, where did the eggs come from?"

Uncle Guess widened his eyes and looked shocked.

Not only him, but the prisoners chatting around were also shocked.

In order to control costs, private prisons provide prisoners with food. The standard line is not to die. A bowl of porridge in the morning, and a plate of rice at noon and evening, topped with minced meat and vegetables, can be eaten in just one bite.

The egg, the old man in the cell, hasn't eaten it for a long time.

"Guess uncle, why do you ask so much, eat some, just take it, don't be polite to me."

Pan Haodong directly put the egg into Uncle Guess's hand, and at the same time warned the people around him with his eyes. During the day he clashed with the prison guards and killed the mountain dog with a weird method.

No one would dare to touch his brow.

"Dong Tsai, I just have one, you keep the others."

After more than a year in prison, I guess my uncle is indeed a bit greedy.

"Guess uncle, the egg is gone, I will make it tomorrow, no need to save it."

Pan Haodong pushed the egg back again.

May be really greedy.

Guessing that Uncle will not be delayed, he quickly cracked an egg and ate it gorgingly.

Several inmates who were more familiar with Uncle Guess swallowed their saliva, walked quickly to Uncle Guess, and said, "Uncle Guess, can you divide us?"

Uncle Guess raised his head and looked at Pan Haodong.

Pan Haodong smiled and said: "This is already yours. Make your own decision."

Uncle Guess nodded, cracked an egg in person and distributed it to several inmates, and he ate the rest.

Pan Haodong lay on the bed for a while and said, "Guess how did you come in?"

"Stop the crime for my son."

Guess uncle recalled the taste of eggs, and said: "My ability is limited, I can't do business, and I can't do heavy work. I can only sing in the head of a banyan tree. I still sing unsightly, but my income is not bad. There are more people who like to listen to pornographic jokes, and they can barely support their family."

"Looking back..."

"Later Tianxiang grew up and got a job, telling me not to go out to sing, but Tianxiang's salary can't feed a family at all, so I have to continue to sing..."

It may be old.

People are easy to nag when they are old. Guess uncle opens the chatterbox and talks for half an hour.

Perhaps because of relying on his mouth to make a living, Uncle Guess's recount of his own experience turned out to be vivid and fascinating.

At first, only Pan Haodong listened to it, and then the entire prison cell surrounded him.

After listening to the family story of Uncle Guess before his imprisonment, someone couldn't help but joking: "Uncle Guess, how about singing one for everyone?"

"Wow, since everyone is so interested, then I will sing one to cheer everyone up."

Uncle Guess straightened his body, pulled his throat, and quickly entered the state.

Then, taking Pan Haodong's group of people as an audience, he said: "Take ~ friends, what is called Bo!"

"Bo~ There are many kinds, listen to it!"

"My eyes count Bobo."

"If you want to count all of them, there are tens of millions."

"Wave~ means tie the ball, and the ball means tie the wave."

"Anyway, there are a lot of waves."

"Take it, let you touch the circular D wave..."

Happy times always pass quickly.

After listening to Uncle Guess’s salty and wet songs, everyone fell asleep very sweetly, but the sequelae in the morning was a little serious. Some prisoners who hadn't been driving for a long time had their crotches wet.

"Get up! Get up!"

At half past six, the prison guard appeared on the promenade on time, pulling his throat to wake up the prisoners.

Pan Haodong rinsed his mouth with water, came to the iron gate, and waited for the prison guard to send him early. With the help of killing the coyote yesterday, the fierce people in the cell were very polite to him.

Seeing him coming over, all his faces were full of smiles.

Some people who stood in the front row took the initiative to give up their seats. Among them was the White God who pretended to be a pig and eat a tiger.

This guy is the Nancang Tianwang in the Liwang movie. Although he was very thin when he appeared on the stage, he could still see some muscles. Now he is almost skinny.

However, Pan Haodong did not underestimate the White God because of this. Although the White God in the movie only attacked, he was faster than anyone in front of the King of Li, and finally escaped shamefully.

Being able to recognize the situation and make timely judgments that are beneficial to oneself is actually an ability.

However, the four kings in the original movie, Pan Haodong only recognized A Hai and Huang Quan, because both A Hai and Huang Quan were very loyal, and followed the warden A Yi with one mind.

Of course, from the perspective of King Li, neither Ah Hai nor Huang Quan are good people, and they help the gang to abuse them; however, from the perspective of Ah Yi, they are the most loyal servants who deserve vigorous training.

After a while.

The prison guards pushed two dining cars, and the prison guards who were in charge of serving meals said: "Come here, there are a row for those who have signed up for the competition, and a row for those who have not signed up. Hurry up.

Pan Haodong stood in the first place and didn't move, the people behind were automatically sorted out, and those who signed up for the competition stay behind, and those who didn't sign up stood in another row when the two rows stood up.

The guard lifted the lid on the dining car.

Prisoners who did not sign up for the competition saw the breakfast on the dining car next to each other, and their eyes were red with envy.

Pancakes, fried dough sticks, eggs, ham sausage, they even have soy milk.

The rice porridge I had eaten with relish before suddenly became dull.

"Don't be envious. Sign up for the Four Heavenly Kings Tournament. It is going to be in the ring. If you are not careful, you will be beaten to death. This meal is equivalent to a decapitation. There is nothing to envy."

An unregistered prisoner comforted himself sourly.

When other people heard, um, it's the reason that the porridge became delicious again.