I have a paradise

Chapter 1 A Day of a Pigeon Writer

The "jingle bell" sounded quickly, pulling Wang Yi out of the illusory game world.

"Oh, it's time for codewords again!" He reluctantly closed the game and then opened Word, got up and made himself a cup of black tea. This is his habit. He likes to drink tea when codewords.

Just click to open a group of writers on the street, and start a happy water group time?Codeword?Is it important for codewords to have water groups?

Wow!Today there is actually an author's women's clothing, tusk, this makeup, this costume is really professional.

The requirements of writers are so high now?How do I live on the street like this.

Look, there are big guys bubbling, big guys begging for thighs, begging for py, begging for chapter push.

Ah, the brilliance of the boss is so dazzling, I'm dead!

Happy times always go by very quickly. One morning has passed. There are only three words in Chapter X in Wang Yi's computer word document.A certain pigeon writer finally remembered his job.

Let me review the previous article first.

Huh?Who is this character?Where did he come from?Why don't I remember?

How should this be written?Forget it, open the outline and take a look!

Forgot, I don’t have an outline...

How to write this?How do you describe this?

I really can write novels?

Forget it, just write a little bit.

After reading it, um, is this what I wrote?

Forget it, just modify the typos and send it out like this. As for the readers... I have no readers╮(▽")╭

So tired, today's is finally finished!As for the results, the appreciation level of this year's readers is really not good...

Skillfully click the game icon.Yasuo, I am here again!You elementary school students trembling under the crotch of my happy wind man!

match!Yasuo!Click to confirm!

Summoner Canyon, waiting for me to save it!

"boom!"

"Mom, what are you doing with my computer turned off?" Just when he was preparing to kill five super gods, the screen went black and the power went off...

"Little bastard, it's been a year since you graduated from college. You don't go out to work and squat at home every day to play games. Are you worthy of your mother's hard work and piss and piss?"

"Mom, from the point of view of biology and genetics, I'm a little bunny, and you..."

"To shut up!"

"Oh, that I didn't* grow up..."

"Don't interrupt! I haven't settled with you yet!"

"You play games all day long. If you don't work, you are ready to chew the old!"

"No, I also have a job." Wang Yi shrank his neck and said, "I'm still an Internet writer, and I write on the website!"

"Bah! As far as your level is concerned, don't I know? When you are at school, you can write essays, and you will be able to suffocate seven words after one class. You still write books!" Mother Chen Lixia looked at him with contempt.

"Get out of home for me today!"

"I give you two choices. Either you go to the talent market to recruit. It's still early, and the job fair in the afternoon hasn't started. You can just catch up with it now, or you can go to your home fruit shop to sell fruit!"

"Mom, I think this book of mine will definitely be popular. By that time, it will be easy to order more than 10,000 yuan. It is not a problem to pay tens of thousands of manuscripts a month. Mom, you are giving me half a year. Hey, it hurts, it hurts, let go, mom!" Wang Yi pointed to Jiangshan, speaking nonchalantly, but before he finished speaking, his mother pulled his ears and slipped out.

"You said that a year ago, and you said that half a year ago. I gave you a chance, but what happened? Why don't you justify and prove the truth? Now get out of work for me and stay at home. Stay, you are really useless!"

"Also, hurry up and find me a daughter-in-law to come back, and see how old you are this year. The opposite Xiaofeng is as old as you, and his son is four years old. Look at you again? Your mother and I are already your age. Gave birth to you!"

"That's not to say that my dad is good at it!"

"Don't interrupt, get out quickly, or you can find a job, or go to the fruit shop, or bring a girlfriend, or you can die outside!" He said, grabbing Wang Yi's ears and sneaking him all the way Outside.

With a "bang" the door closed, and Wang Yi was locked outside like an abandoned puppy.

Looking at the heavily closed door, Wang Yi rubbed his ears.Now when I go back, my mother will definitely not open the door, but it's a pity that game...

"Forget it, go to the fruit shop first." Wang Yi looked at the sun above his head with the barbecue mode turned on, and walked out.

The fruit shop of Wang Yi's house is located near the commercial street. The flow of people is average. The annual rent is 70,000 yuan. His father is responsible for transporting fruits and his mother selling them.The fruit shop is not big, only more than 30 square meters. Although the sparrows inside are small and complete, there are many shelves densely arranged. During this time, my mother was in charge of the store because of her backache.

Under the big sun, Wang Yi came to the fruit shop in sweat.Comrade Wang is resting under the electric fan. Those who dare to come out and buy things in this weather are heroes.

Wang Yi sat down under the electric fan, stretched out his hand to pick up the iced plum soup next to him, took a few mouthfuls, and then hiccuped with a refreshing expression on his face. Only then did he feel that he was still alive...

"Did you get kicked out by your mother?" Comrade Wang turned a glance at Wang Yi and said, "Hurry up and get married and have a baby. Your mother won't bother to care about you anyway."

"Lest I follow along all day long!"

"Even if you find a girlfriend, giving birth is not a matter of one day or two." Wang Yi rolled his eyes and said, urging me in reality, and urging me in the novel to prevent people from living.

"Hey, tell your mother here. Okay, you're here to watch the store. I'll go to sleep." After finishing talking, Comrade Wang went directly to the nearby mall and went to sleep with the air conditioner, leaving Wang Yi alone. Look at the shop here.

"Beep—"

"Identity confirmation is complete, the host is a smart life body, and the Xanadu system begins to bind!"

Wang Yi was shocked when he heard the sudden thought in his ears, his hand shook, and the iced sour plum soup was almost spilled.

This is my golden finger?Sure enough, my feeling was right, I was born to save the world!

"Ding Dong, installation is complete! Are you heading to your paradise?"

confirm cancellation

A blue interface appeared before Wang Yi.

do you want to go?Wang Yi is a little entangled. He still has to look inside the shop. If the things in the shop are removed because he is not there, he can't guarantee that his mother will kill her relatives righteously... or close the shop first?

As he said nothing, Wang Yi took the shelf outside the door to the street and received it into the shop, and then pulled down the rolling shutter, hung the sign of'Suspension of business' on the door, and took out his mobile phone to his mother. Send a message: Mom, I met a female classmate and agreed to invite her to dinner.

'Go, enough money?'At this time, Mother Wang was relieved that the pig that had been raising for more than 20 years finally knew about Gong Cabbage.

'WeChat transfer 2000'

'confirm.'Now start-up funds are also available.Wang Yi put away his mobile phone proudly, then called a taxi to leave.Soon I came to the sports street, where there are several outdoor sports enthusiast stores.

I bought a portable anti-wolf spray, which is like the kind of flying snow and palm-sized spray bottle used on New Year’s Day. One bottle can be sprayed dozens of times. It contains chili water, which is very sour and refreshing. In addition, I also bought a high-voltage electric shock device, but it is more painful to buy this thing, it needs to be registered, and there is a number on it.

In addition to these, Wang Yi also bought some compressed biscuits, water bottles, waterproof lighters, water purification tablets, multi-function folding knives, waterproof flashlights, insect repellents, seasoning kits, first aid medicines, not only the two thousand oceans that his mother turned over. After spending, I also paid two thousand from Huabei. I picked a cheap tent, made do with it, and bought another sleeping bag.

After buying the things, he packed all these things in a big travel bag, weighed them with his hands, about 30 kilograms, and packed them up to the level of Wang Yi’s starting point for a Field Survival College graduation. He could only prepare for this. too much.With his pockets empty and still owed more than two thousand, Wang Yi left the store directly with his backpack on his back.I found a cheap hotel chain on the Internet and booked a room. Wang Yi directly took a taxi and killed him.

After closing the room, Wang Yi breathed a sigh of relief, put down the backpack, and closed the curtains. The whole room was plunged into darkness. Wang Yi began to observe in the room. Who knows if there will be photographers in this hotel? It has been reported on the news more than once. He had to guard against it and cut off the switch in the house.

All the electrical appliances were cut off, Wang Yi then began to check in the house, focusing on the place directly opposite the bed and the bathroom. The camera equipment will have a faint red light in a dark environment, and it is easy to find if you observe carefully.

After checking, Wang Yi was relieved, and then took the backpack to the entrance, which was a blind spot in the sight of the whole house.

Won the clubhouse young model, lose the clubhouse rich woman, fight!