I have a paradise

Chapter 505 Banana Man

"This is the first time I've seen sharks frighten guests." Wang Yi said, looking at John's appearance.

"I am only responsible for the safety of tourists." John shrugged, "Only when it is safe here will my business get better and better."

"It seems you are good at doing business." Wang Yi smiled.

"Of course, it took me 20 years to become the largest yacht diving equipment rental company nearby." John smiled triumphantly, grinning a row of white teeth from his stubborn beard.

"I want to rent a yacht and a few sets of diving equipment. I will worry about safety. After all, I still value my own life," Wang Yi said with a smile.

John nodded, preparing to go through the lease formalities for Wang Yi, but at this moment a discordant voice came from behind Wang Yi.

"Can you hurry up, don't stand there if you can't rent it?" A man with sunglasses.Urged impatiently.Next to him stood a woman in cool clothes, holding his arm affectionately at this moment.

To be honest, Li Zhilei simply bores those compatriots who travel to Los Angeles.Every year when the tourist season comes, the fresh and free air in Los Angeles will be clouded with haze.There will also be more rubbish on the corners and alleys.This situation will not be alleviated until the end of January, because around that time, his compatriots will basically be at home for the New Year.

No doubt.Although he also wears yellow skin, he undoubtedly has a white and shiny heart.Worked at Microsoft for several years.With his outstanding performance, he finally got a job opportunity to emigrate overseas.The most beacon of the free world, he finally became one of them.

Just like a monkey running up the treetops, he breathed the air of the free world hungrily, looking down at those who looked up at him with envious eyes.Pride often breeds in the worship of others, and prejudice is infinitely amplified in arrogance.

He has perfectly put himself into the role of "locals", even more disgusting Chinese who travel to Los Angeles than locals who hate foreigners extremely.

It seems that all the behaviors of Chinese people are so unqualified and so obtrusive.

Because he was speaking in Mandarin, John couldn't understand what the man was talking about. He just thought that Wang Yi had met his fellow villagers, so he shrugged and gave them the time.

Can't afford to rent?I?

Wang Yi's expression was a bit weird, and he didn't know what to say for a while.Jenny slightly hid her mouth, turned her face to the side with a smile, and glanced at the man wearing sunglasses.

Seeing Jenny's face, Li Zhilei held his breath for a while.

Damn it, so good girl.

Although I have seen many beautiful women, this is the first time he has seen this level.Especially the "look back and smile", it almost made his little heart freeze.Especially Jenny belongs to that kind of mixed-race style, which makes his heartbeat speed up for several beats involuntarily.

"Zilei, they may not speak English, or you can help them out." The girl holding his arm, blinking his big bright eyes, shook his arm coquettishly.

Looking at Zise should be regarded as an upper-middle level, and looking at the age should be at a university, but I don’t know if it is an international student from an Ivy League university or a community university?And that man is almost in his thirties, not old, but certainly not younger than Wang Yi.

"That's it." Li Zhilei sighed and approached Wang Yi.

Although I look down on the turtle, I still have to maintain my demeanor in front of the beauty.

"My name is David Lee."

"My name is Li Yan." Originally, he was going to report his name, but seeing that David Li seemed to have something to say on his face, Wang Yi temporarily changed his words and reported his bodyguard's name.

Jenny was a little strange, but after seeing Wang Yi's expression, she gave Wang Yi a mischievous look.

"In the lighthouse country, it is very immoral to occupy public resources for a long time. I don't know if anyone taught you this when you were in China. But when you go abroad, it is better to give your motherland a more face. ."

"Rather than occupying'public resources'. I would rather call it a consulting business, not to mention less than three minutes --" Wang Yi couldn't help but "arguing" looking at his serious face.

Li Zhilei interrupted Wang Yi very "politely" and said in an educational tone.

"But there are still people queuing behind you, aren't they? Let me give a very popular example, which is one of the things I have felt deeply about during my life in Beacon Country. I once saw a Chinese aunt in an Italian restaurant. They took their grandchildren to order. They occupied the cash register for a long time and then finally ordered a pasta and a children’s set menu."

Uh, does this mean Sang Shuhuai?

Wang Yi deliberately glanced behind him.It seems that besides them, not many people are queuing

"Is there any problem with this?" Wang Yi asked confusedly.

"It's quality." Li Zhilei looked at Wang Yi's eyes seriously, and said solemnly.

"You mean that aunt and the kid took up the queue time of everyone behind?" Wang Yi asked with a weird expression.

Damn it, remember all such trivial things, and still have a deep feeling?You are really superb, you won't be the guest behind which aunt.

"Yes. If you want to order, please figure out what you want to order before queuing. Otherwise, don't take up the cash register. That will cause trouble for others who are preparing to order."

"Well, I admit that it is a very unqualified thing to occupy the pit and not pull it." Wang Yi spread his hand.

"And you are doing something like this now." David Lee made a serious face, "and pay attention to your wording. You represent the image of the country behind you. Please don't put the word shi on your lips. To strangers Use insulting words. This is in the United States. If others think you are discriminating against him, you will be prosecuted."

The expression on Wang Yi's face was unspeakable.

Unfortunately, he really knows the crooked nuts who hang FUCK on his lips every day.For example, when he and the widow sister came to a welcome cannon yesterday afternoon, the widow sister kept talking about fkme

Seeing Wang Yi not speaking, Li Zhilei thought he was ashamed to have nothing to say, so he continued.

"Even if you have a little money. Please don't take those unqualified behaviors abroad."

"Correct, I'm not a little money." Wang Yi corrected a little awkwardly.

"Then you have to pay more attention to quality. Otherwise, it will make people feel that you have neither money nor quality." A flash of contempt flashed in his eyes, and David Li Shanggang went online to educate.

Now that Wang Yi understands, this is a banana man who went out without looking at the Imperial Calendar.