I have a piece of land in my hand

Xu County is known as the "Lobster City", but at the end of July, Xu County was very hot. Even though it was late, the air temperature did not drop much.

Zhujiawan.

"Dog leftovers, did you get the medicine?" Zhu Dachun, wearing a peaked cap, covered his face with a scarf that I didn't know where to find, and greeted the dog leftovers rushing over.

"Brother Chun, it's all inside!" The dog's leftover head was wrapped in silk stockings, and his smile was especially oozing. "Don't worry, the amount is enough!"

As he said, he shook the medicine bottle in his hand.

"Oh my time, did you take all the sleeping pills from Old Man Li?" Zhu Dachun wiped the hot sweat from his forehead, and said worriedly: "You haven't been spotted?"

The leftover dog smiled, "Brother Chun, don't worry, you can do it. Old man Li was shit in the pit when I stole the medicine!"

"The old guy's constipation is famous, and it is absolutely impossible to get out of it in an hour!"

Zhu Dachun unscrewed the medicine bottle and looked at it with the light of a flashlight. The flat pill was glowing with white light and could contain 20 or 30 tablets. He didn't know if the amount was enough to stun hundreds of chickens.

"go!"

After a brief exchange of a few words, the two of them squeezed the sack and groped surreptitiously towards the neighboring Zhangjiawan.

The white moonlight is shining on the greenhouse, and the melon field is silent. Occasionally, there will be a few frogs croaking and cicada cries echoing each other, decorating this dull summer day.

Chen Honglei and Shen Hong had a busy day, and went to bed early after eating. Chen Fan climbed to the roof of the bungalow and caught a cigarette in a daze at the stars.

"Everything is like a dream." He muttered to himself, his thoughts hazy.

Actually, like the protagonist of some novels, he accidentally got an unexplainable system. In less than a week, he made nearly two million.

"His! It hurts!"

Chen Fan squeezed his thigh vigorously, the pain in his heart hit his forehead, but he grinned silly, "Hey...I'm not dreaming!"

He was afraid that all of this was fake, and when he woke up, he found that he was still a failed college student who was selling melons under the sun.

"Super landlord system, does this make us a rich landlord? It takes 100 acres of land to upgrade lv2. I don't know how many acres are needed for lv3, and how many levels do I need to reach the top?"

"But it doesn't matter. Selling phoenix chicken is enough for a lifetime of worry-free food and clothing, and comfortable clothes."

"Ahem...a little peasant thinking...are we the most unambitious host?"

When Chen Fan was thinking about what he should do in the future, behind the shadow of the melon shed a few tens of meters away, two men with thieves and brains lay quietly on the ground.

"Brother Chun, there seems to be someone on the roof of their house with the surname Chen!" The dog left with sharp eyes and noticed sparks in the distance. He immediately pointed to Zhu Dachun and immediately reminded him.

Zhu Dachun was covered with a scarf covering his face, panting, sweating frantically, but did not dare to take it off, fearing that he would accidentally run into someone and be recognized.Zhangjiawan and Zhujiawan are very close, and the people in the village are basically neighbors, and they are very familiar with each other.

Hearing this, he fixed his eyes, and he really saw someone on the roof, as if smoking.

The two of them endured the bite of the mosquitoes and just lay on their stomachs motionlessly. It was not until Chen Fan returned to the house to sleep that they opened the plastic shed and got in.

"Special! There are so many mosquitoes on dog days!" Zhu Dachun scratched his head, with red bumps on his body, urged: "Hurry up and give the medicine, move lightly, and go straight after fishing!"

"Yes! Yes!" The dog left the pill in his hand numbly, but soon said: "Chun, Brother Chun, how much do you want?"

"Made, are you stupid?" Zhu Dachun was struggling with the mosquitoes on him, and said without raising his head: "Of course the more effective the medicine, the better!"

"Uh, let it all out?" The dog left the child in a daze for a few seconds. He heard that taking too much sleeping pills at once would kill people.But after hesitating for a moment, he made all the pills into powder, mixed them with chaff, and secretly threw them into the chicken coop.

The phoenix-tailed chickens in the chicken pen were huddled and dozed, and they were awakened all at once. When they smelled the feed, they scrambled to eat.

For the phoenix, the dark night does not have much visual obstruction.The phoenix-tailed chicken that was rushing for food was a bit loud, which scared Zhu Dachun and the dog leftovers, and hurriedly withdrew from the greenhouse and hid in the ditch of the ridge.

After a while, they couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when they saw that the family surnamed Chen didn't notice the abnormality here.

"It's almost done, let's go and take a look!" Zhu Dachun calculated the time, and after half an hour, he led the dog's leftovers to the edge of the greenhouse again.

"Brother Chun, there seems to be movement inside?" The leftover dog scratched his head, wondering: "Could it be that the sleeping pill has failed?"

He clearly heard a very faint'biu~' sound just now, and there were chicks calling in the greenhouse, and the voice was quite vigorous.

"It shouldn't be..." Zhu Dachun felt that his IQ was not enough. Couldn't the sleeping pills given to people be given to poultry?But last month he obviously used sleeping pills to stew the big goose from Widow Zhang's house, and stole it more than once.Goose is fine, but chicken is not good?

However, that widow is really watery, and every time I see her, I can't help it.It's just that this lady is too insidious. Once when she was invited to eat at home, she was drunk with a glass and said that she wanted to raise her by herself.

Grass, I, Zhu Dachun, can't even feed myself anymore. Where can I feed the other mouth?

It is clear that it is touching porcelain!

After that time, Zhu Dachun vowed never to drink with Widow Zhang again. This lady must be greedy for his talents and greedy his body.

"Ahem..." Zhu Fachun recovered from the fragrant goose meat and the tender white widow Zhang, immediately bent down and got into the greenhouse, "Go! Go inside!"

As soon as they entered, the two heard a more pronounced'biu~biu~' sound, which seemed to be... Uh, fart sound?

Before they walked to the fence of the chicken pen, in the dark night, a few soft, foul-smelling shadows swiftly hit them and hit them.

"Worri! What is it? So smelly?"

The leftover dog wiped things off his face with his fingers, curiously stuck out his tongue and licked it, his expression instantly solidified, "This is, shit???"

"Bah! Bah! Bah!"

"vomit!"

Zhu Dachun was also shot in the face, the pungent smell of shit went straight to Tianling Gai, and immediately vomited.

At this time, more and more phoenix-tailed chicken chicks in the chicken pen felt gurgling in their stomachs, and a little weakly pushed up their butts, and shot their excrement randomly.

Phoenix-tailed chickens, which are many times stronger than ordinary chickens, are equally extraordinary when they fart, with amazing explosive power and thin feces flying all over the sky.

Pop~ pop~ pop~ pop~ pop~

Both Zhu Dachun and the leftover dog's faces were sore, especially the smell of shit made them want to die on the spot.

The sudden flying shit attack, the two people thought they were discovered by a family surnamed Chen, and they were hitting them with shit disgustingly, so they crawled out in fright and fled.

"Quick! Run!"

"There is an ambush!"