I'm all lucky because I'm too afraid of bad luck

SCP-6666 item registration: Euclid

Contained in a 5m x 5m x 5m containment room at Site-17.

The three walls of the containment chamber, including the floor, are made of special soft glue to prevent SCP-6666 from harming itself.

One of the walls is a resilient touch screen made with special technology. SCP-6666 can use this screen to obtain information from the outside world and engage in entertainment activities.

SCP-6666 itself has extreme bad luck...

The relationship between SCP-6666's peerless appearance and its bad luck has not yet been researched...

In direct contact with SCP-6666, at least one second-level researcher must be accompanied by a first-level security agent.

Rigorously contact with female researchers of any level privately...

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"When are you heads these days..."

Zhang Xuansheng sighed, and then passed the SCP report on his hand to the intern sister outside the door through the "feeding" column on the security door.

Yes, he is the SCP-6666.

"6" was originally an auspicious number in the country where he was born, but it is not a good number in this place.

He always heard some male researchers secretly calling themselves demons.

The intern sister outside the door glanced at Zhang Xuansheng from the small window when receiving the report.

Suddenly, as if struck by lightning, he stopped moving, his eyes gradually blurred.

At this moment, she knew that her predecessors had not lied to her, that there were such beautiful men in the world.

The handsome face that couldn't be described in words, and the ethereal temperament revealed all over her body, made her sink instantly.

Zhang Xuansheng rubbed his eyebrows and felt a headache, so he quickly closed the "feeding" column.

The young lady intern came back to her senses, and saw that the small window had been closed tightly, she was a little lost, put away the report, and left quickly.

Psychologically, I was thinking about what I would use to seduce Zhang Xuansheng next time to trade with her.

But be careful, after all, her predecessors were expelled in this way.

"It's a sin..."

Zhang Xuansheng said silently.

He feels that these young ladies of the Foundation are becoming more and more superficial, aren't they just handsome? What's so good about them?

But having said that, he has been in custody for several years.

I haven't looked in the mirror for a few years, and I don't know what changes have happened to my current appearance.

Maybe, maybe, I'm handsome again?

Well, I am also a normal man, and it's not that I haven't fantasized about discussing life with a pretty lady.

Only now, every time I have direct contact with other people, my life is in danger.

Whether the researcher fell and hit him on the head, or accidentally cut his carotid artery with his nail.

He has encountered this operation several times since he came to the institute.

So, he can only think about it.

Every day I use the screen in front of me to scan the drama, see what it is, and live my boring and absurd life.

Stretched, lay down on the soft mattress, recalling some past events.

Zhang Xuansheng was very unlucky since he was a child.

Small enough to step on shit when going out, big enough to be injured by a flowerpot.

In the beginning, life was pretty good.

But as his age and appearance grew, he became more and more unlucky.

He more than once doubted whether his face had been jealous of God, that's why he became so unlucky.

It is strange to say that although he always encounters various dangers, his face has never been injured.

It seems that even if God is jealous, he can't bear to hurt his peerless appearance.

Until the age of 18 when he became an adult, his appearance gradually reached its peak, and his bad luck had also changed qualitatively.

Fortunately, he had been on the SCP Foundation's watch list for a long time, and there was a small team that was observing in secret, and always rescued in time, otherwise he would have died.

Eventually SCP appeared, and he agreed to be contained.

No way, the outside world is terrible, and death is always here.

"Look at the update..."

Zhang Xuansheng stood up and wanted to open the station from the screen to see if the dog author had updated.

"Warning--Warning--"

As a result, as soon as he got up, he heard a harsh alarm sounded inside the institute.

"SCP-1396 fled, please evacuate urgently."

"repeat……"

Zhang Xuansheng twitched the corners of his mouth as he listened to the alert.

Is this the legend that we contain, we protect, and we run away?

He was locked in the safe room and couldn't leave either. He could only pray that SCP-1396 would not make any big movements and threaten him.

and many more!

He's such a bad old man!

He doesn't know what will happen to others, but he will definitely suffer when he encounters such a thing!

I quickly checked the security door and found that it was indeed locked. I felt relieved.

He froze instantly after turning around.

I saw a muscular brother lying on his mattress at this time, his head was a big comic.

On the funny face, the corners of his mouth were slightly cracked, as if he smiled.

"I fuck!"

In the next moment, Zhang Xuansheng lost consciousness.

...

I don't know how long it took, Zhang Xuansheng slowly opened his eyes in the dark.

Suddenly, a huge light curtain appeared in front of him, which shocked him.

Take a closer look, there are four words written on the light curtain [Welcome to cross]

???

Just when he wondered if he was not awake, the screen refreshed again.

[In order to ensure the traversal experience, you can modify one of your attributes.

[Note: After the attribute is selected, only one bit can be modified.

Then, the screen refreshed again, showing his attribute menu.

After calming down, he felt that crossing was not impossible. After all, he had lived in the SCP institute for several years.

Crossing, small scene.

I carefully looked at the attribute menu, including a lot of roots, strength, comprehension, etc.

The menu also explained very carefully that what he wanted to traverse next was a fantasy world, and marked the average values ​​of various attributes of his peers in that world.

He glanced roughly, well, none of them passed.

For example, the root bone, his root bone is 5 points, but the average is 70 points.

This thing, even if he was asked to add one, plus the largest number 9, only 59, it still failed.

Comprehension is a little bit higher, he has 8 points, with an average of 62.

However, adding it to 89 is not much higher than the average.

What about the golden finger of the said good traveler?

Shouldn't he change this screen casually?

Also guarantee the crossing experience?

There is no crossing experience!

He had some doubts as to whether this traversing system was jealous of his unparalleled handsome face and swallowed his traversing reward.

[Dear traveler, your appearance is indeed the highest I have ever seen, but this is not your reason to doubt me.

[Please complete the operation within 30 seconds. If the timeout is not completed, no attribute rewards will be given.

"Chi Guoguo's revenge! I'm jealous of the stone hammer!"

Zhang Xuansheng looked at the two lines of words flicked on the screen, and said in his heart.

However, the next moment, a countdown suddenly flashed on the screen.

10

9

Zhang Xuansheng can no longer complain, no matter how little welfare is, he is ready to operate quickly.

When he was about to select comprehension for "adding points", his eyes suddenly swept to the bottom column.

Fortune: -∞

"Fuck, it's so unlucky to be with myself, luck is really low!"

Seeing his luck, Zhang Xuansheng couldn't help but explode.

The next moment, a bold idea suddenly appeared in his heart.

I quickly selected Qi Luck and clicked.

At the last second of the countdown.

He pressed the backspace key on the virtual light curtain keyboard

Then the vision went dark again for an instant.

...

I don't know how long it took, Zhang Xuansheng felt that his body seemed to be undergoing wonderful changes.

To be honest, he still has some expectations for crossing.

Being locked in the SCP Research Institute and living in a safe house every day, he had enough of this kind of life.

During this period, he has seen a lot of masterpieces.

Crossing, the protagonist treatment!

Since I ran into it, wouldn't it be about to get excited soon.

I don't know what genre my wave is.

The divorce flow is actually good.

"Thirty years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor!" He also wanted to say this line once.

College flow is also ok.

At that time, pretending to be forceful in the college can be regarded as making up for the campus life that I have never experienced before.

But think about it, the possibility of waste wood flow is not small.

Own attribute menu is terrible, you won't be beaten to death if you go there?

No, no!

Maybe you will be a system stream!

After all, I saw that light curtain before, and it looked like a system.

Let me go, did I offend the system just now.

Is it because the system has abandoned me?

No, Brother System, you are the most handsome in the universe!

I don’t deserve to lift your shoes!

Come back soon, I know you love me, you want to slowly add attributes to me later, right?

Stop making trouble, come out quickly, it's so scary.

Huh?There is no response. Is it really just an immigration procedure of the Travellers Administration?

Hey, licked it for nothing.

When Zhang Xuansheng was complaining, he suddenly felt a sense of weightlessness.

Then there was a pain in the butt, like falling to the ground.

Opened his eyes hard, staying in the dark for a long time, and felt a little uncomfortable for a while.

In the woods, there was silence. He was lying on the ground and looking up. The sun was shining through the trees among the leaves, like stars gleaming in the sky, some dazzling, but very crystal clear and beautiful, revealing an unpredictable silence.

The air is very pleasant, just take a mouthful, and the whole body is comfortable.

From time to time, there are several birdsongs in the forest, which is very pleasant.

Looking at the towering ancient trees with a height of more than 300 meters, I felt that the world was full of aura, and I was a little confused about my own situation.

He glanced at a small finches on the branch, then lowered his head to look at his small finches.

Stretching out his fat little hand, Zhang Xuansheng rubbed his eyebrows.

"Wow-wow-(why, I became a baby!)"

I wanted to roar, but it turned into a cry.

calm down!

It must be that my crossing posture is not right.

The more this is the time, the less you can panic.

Although I am just a person who wasted my time in the SCP Institute, my on-the-spot coping ability is first-class.

After watching various Japanese dramas, how could I not know the solution to this situation?

At this time, just calm down, find a time machine, and wear it again.