I’m an Adventurer! ~Musou Skill is Plane Magic~
Episode 174: The Situation of Wanko and Nyanko
Grants, who got tired of dinner and started playing with cooking, was forced to leave due to "ill health." You must be eating buns by now.
"... were you surprised?
"Yes, I was surprised by the number of wonderful dishes that utilized the flavor of the ingredients."
"... to the left, I'm glad you're delighted"
The rest of me and Mr. Dawson moved to a separate room and finally got down to business discussions. At the beginning, Mr. Dawson asked me a vague question. Nothing else, Grants. There is no other way.
The King's dementia is like exposing the weakness of the country. Even in friendly countries, it is not good to be known to the missions of other countries. There's nothing wrong with being able to impose unfavourable terms on transactions and military operations for that reason. They say there are no true friends in the country. And yet I had to attend today's meal because I needed to show my country's sincerity. Because the King himself needed to entertain a messenger from a friendly country. That's how Ende is being hunted down.
In contrast, I took the stance that I had not seen or heard anything. "I'm not going to exaggerate. sincerity has been conveyed." As a national envoy, it may be a problem, but diplomacy is not my job. In the first place, bullying a weak pussy is outrageous. It's incredibly stressful to have a ten-yen bald pussy. To bully such a pussy would be a permanent disqualification of the Mohrist. Worth dying for.
It seems that Mr. Dawson was properly informed of his intention. I feel that the signs of tension have eased slightly.
Woo and Christella are eating in separate rooms. My escort was replaced by two Knights. I've been acting differently on the handover of the bandits, but apparently they've already finished processing and arrived at the Mansion. I totally forgot, I'm sorry.
This time, the King gave me the task of transporting relief supplies and banditry, as well as rescue operations in Ende for a limited time. Relief operations are called PKOs. I didn't expect to imitate the militia in another world. Not as skilled or experienced as the militia.
It seems that only one child and his/her friends are dispatched to cooperate with other countries, and there are quite a few human feet for ten knights, but the wizard seems to be considered a considerable force, and it seems that each soldier is equivalent to 50 soldiers. It is known that Christella and I are wizards, so this time, we are counting more than 100 people dispatched. Enough combat power for the rescue.
However, since there are actually nine wizards, including obedient magicians, it is equivalent to 450 people. About a quarter of a knight. It could be a little overpowering.
The dispatch period is about two months. Negotiations with Ende are necessary, but they can be extended or accelerated depending on the situation. It's a privilege I couldn't think of in my previous life to set my own schedule.
Specific activities are to be decided through consultation at the local level, that is, through this practitioner consultation. In a world where means of communication are not well developed, it will take time and effort to meet in advance, so it will be decided on the spot. What a privilege it is to be allowed to decide even the content of the job. I don't want to go back to my old world anymore. Regarding the white working environment for people from other worlds who are not working on the law.
Incidentally, this assignment is not unpaid. The immediate accommodation expenses will be taken out, but expenses and rewards will be paid from the Kingdom at a later date. There is no system of receipts, so although there is a cap, it seems that you can just declare it. It's all-you-can-drink. I won't.
"Now, I would like to ask Lord Face and his guests to restore security around Hokkaido. Warrants for neighboring lords will be delivered to your room tomorrow morning. I don't think I'd be reluctant to cooperate if I showed you that. Thank you very much."
Our request was a restoration of security, a crusade against Goblins and bandits. That's roughly what I expected. The monster hunt is the best of adventurers, and you can rest assured that you've already exterminated a group of bandits.
The unexpected is that they have not yet been rooted in the lords who rule along the streets. Looks like I got a job from bringing a warrant and asking for your help. If there was a lord who refused to cooperate, he would allow it to be resolved by force. Rather, it may be a request in anticipation of it. Legitimate extermination of defiant lords will increase the Ende government's appeal. And it's the kingdom that they hate. I've been thinking about it. Well, there's no problem if you clean it up peacefully. Let's push hard.
There's no request for locust infestation. Fortunately (?) Ende is a mountainous country, so the damage will be stopped in the mountains and will not spread greatly.
Nevertheless, there is no doubt that the grain barn area in Ende has been damaged, so I would like to ask for continued assistance from the Kingdom of West Midland. I'm sure you want us to get rid of the obstructing bandits and goblins and the rebellious lords for that transport. I'll take care of the extermination, but talk to my king about the aid.
The reason why Ende's army doesn't exterminate bandits and goblins is because they can't afford it. Miss Dawson was spilling his bad face.
Severe food shortages are now occurring in various areas where locust infestations have occurred, and looting and riots by starving residents are frequent. Some say the lord is in trouble. The army is under the brunt of the repression and is in a state of limbo. It's no longer civil unrest beyond the realm of uprising.
When nobles in other countries are involved in military operations such as civil unrest suppression, it can affect state relations for good and bad. Residents of the area they saved became pro-West Midland kingdoms, anti-West Midland kingdoms, territory and prize issues. I think you took care not to involve me as much as possible because you would like to avoid it as Ende. The militia's PKO also avoided military operations as much as possible.
Then, "Is it okay to crush the banditry of the hungry mob?" But it seems that this is not a military operation and it is a security operation, so it is judged that there is no problem. It's a blatant alteration, but it's strange because when it comes to politics, it goes through. It's the same as saying, 'The Self-Defense Forces are not an army, so they are dispatched, not a march.'
"We appreciate your assistance. We will cooperate as much as we can, so thank you very much."
"No, Princess Margaret, it's cheap to think of her heart ache."
One of the reasons why the Kingdom of West Midland supports Ende is Her Royal Highness Queen Margaret, the second wife of the former King. For the current king, it will be a stepsister.
Her Highness is Grants' youngest sister, married from Ende for the sake of national stability. He didn't seem to have a bad relationship with the former King, and has two daughters. They say they're all dog ears, by the way. I want to be a celebrity wanker.
During the previous coup d 'état, all women had no right of inheritance, so they were lucky enough to escape the Second Prince (Brandon) 's demon. All three survived the separation from the palace on the outskirts of King's Landing.
Your Highness and the two princesses are alive, so we cannot ignore our friendship with Ende. Nor can we allow our allies to collapse and sparks to spread while we are at war. There are a few other minor reasons for this rescue.
Nevertheless, there is not much room for the Kingdom. The end of the war is open on both sides, Jarkin and Nolan, so whatever the supplies, we are constantly pressuring the talent. The village chief and Count Dolton stayed on the battlefield. I want to send as few people as possible. That's why I was the one with the white feather arrow standing.
He has no title or territory because he is a fresh baron, and is exempt from military service because he is a child. In fact, Nolan and Jarkin are very involved in the war, such as destroying the leadership and military facilities of both countries.... this mystery that the war is still going on even though we destroyed it. No, because I've destroyed it, there's no one to decide on, and on the contrary, I may not be able to tidy up. It's not good to do too much.
Because he is a wizard, he has the strength to fight, and because he is an adventurer, he can expect to respond in the field. Camping is not bitter, and there is no bias against beasts. At the same time, there are assets that can cover immediate expenses at their own expense. What a convenient token. I don't have any hands that I don't use. It was inevitable that I was given this assignment.
A useful man, Beat-kun.
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The next morning, the same woman as yesterday brought me a warrant in the same dog-eared kachusha as yesterday. The silent pressure to 'say nothing' is strong.
I'd like to go on a mission with the warrant right away, but we need to get some food first. Somewhat in my carriage, but I don't know how many days I'll camp, so I'd like to replenish the food as much as I can. I'm also interested in Ende's specialties. Well, if you buy too much and it becomes too thin, the residents will be in trouble, so let's buy it so much.
The market in this city was near the port. Shut up, I unloaded the shipment yesterday.
In the square where nothing happened yesterday, there are several stalls lined up this morning. There is a lot of seafood. As far as seafood is concerned, the shortage of supplies in the vicinity of Minora is not serious.
And there's plenty of wanko and nyako. Heaven was here.
"Uh-oh, the boss is cold, but he's nice to see other cats and dogs. I'm not convinced!
"That's not true. Occasionally you and Woo-chan are mofs, right?
"It's always the same! Demand better treatment!
Argna, who is always asleep or eating, rarely gets involved with me. Is that a common yakimoto? It's a cat. There's nothing I can do about it.
"All right, all right, I'll give you ears and tails when I have time."
Back too! I can't even stroke you back! Then I'll forgive you!
"Yes, yes."
Strangely, why are you looking up? I'm your husband. Well, it's no problem because I'm having fun too.
"It's all about Argna! Master Beat, please rub us too!
"Let's not, we have rights too! Don't ask for improvement!
"No, you guys don't have a good ear or a shippo!?"
"If you stroke your butt and mule, you'll be fine!
"It's the only problem, isn't it!?"
Kristella and Kikka said strange things after being caught by Argna. Kikka's elf ears, whatever else she touches, are sexually harassing. As far as the White Company is concerned, it cannot be seen. No, wouldn't she be sexually harassed if she wanted to? No, no, in this case, am I being sexually harassed?
"Oh, well, then let me stroke Beat's head. Nice ass, too."
"Milord's stroke is very gentle. Rest assured."
"(Kokoku)"
"Pfft! Daddy's so sweet! Hazukuro, you're in luck!
Luca and Basil. Well, basil and lily's father aren't crazy at their mental age. Pee-chan calls me Dad, and I'm sure you'll be relieved because I'm stroking with that intention. If Wanko and Mohmov are happy, I'm happy too. Don't stroke your butt.
"... it seems to grow when someone you like rubs it (Funifuni)"
"Seriously? I wonder if Atai could rub it too... (Funifuni)"
"That's interesting! I want you to rub your balls too! (Funifuni)"
"Consent (Funifuni)"
Daisy, Samantha, Sparkly, Sarasa! Don't rub your head all over the city! The Knight Ojisan is in more trouble!
What, you smile? I see. I guess I'm an adult.