I’m Being Paid ¥ 300,000 a Month to Say ‘Okaeri, Kyo MO Ganbatta NE’ to a Hardworking Neighbor Oneesan Who Earns ¥500,000 a Month but Doesn’t Have a Use for the Money, Which Is Really Fun

"... good morning, seniors"

"Shit, Murasaki..."

"Seniors are the ones to see..."

It is Monday. If there is one of the most pitiful gods in the world, it is Monday that is so unreasonably neglected that I am sure it would be Monday God.

Besides, the world is still in the middle of a basin holiday. The train to work was also more free than usual, and passengers also noticed students and family members in private clothing.

We drag our sleepless bodies through that and go to work, it's too splendid.

"It's Murasaki's fault... One more time, one more time..."

"Even seniors could have been a little nicer..."

"Ka... it hurts."

Where we pressed each other for responsibility, neither drowsiness nor fatigue, nor pain in the joints that solidified in the bees, would disappear.

As we lowered our hips simultaneously to the adjacent desk, the cheap chair made a guillotine noise.

No heart, or I think Mr. Oyama across the street was looking at it with some amazing face.

"No way, a board game is that harsh."

"Because you have concentration, you accidentally have the same posture and come to your shoulders and hips,"

"Nah."

I thought Mr. Oyama across the street had a zuck, but what's wrong?

"I've been taking commas and putting them down, and I'm gradually losing track of what's going on."

"That's similar. I just bought it. Without it, the game is a triple star."

"Just a little reflection"

"I don't feel like I slept with a job that even dreams about wrenching and shipping zombies..."

"That's an odd encounter. Me too......"

Murasaki put me on the board game yesterday Sunday, but I ended up busting through until 10: 00 p.m.

Thanks to this, our brains were imprinted with the content of the game by the time we dreamed about it.

I'm a little nervous about getting some sleep tonight. In many ways.

"Thanks to you, my neck is buckling and spinning at all"

"You're right."

"Oh, really turn around. You too, Murasaki."

"Yes, my neck won't turn thirty degrees. I'm not really going around."

"Just get the job done and we'll have to go for a whole or a massage."

"Yes."

"Speaking of seniors, my sister... Mio contacted me."

At 9: 45, less than an hour after starting work, Murasaki called out.

Nevertheless, this junior is still unstable in the way others call him.

I wonder if we are supposed to call each other by nicknames or names below? If it's a woman, I have a lot of images of you.

Forget the background around it, it's the person in the message that counts.

"Oh, from the premature maiden! Hey, what's up?

"She's going home from Fukuoka this weekend, and I was wondering if we could go to the mountains if you'd like"

"Uh, mountain."

"What do you want to do? It says," Don't push it because it's a sudden invitation. "

"Bad, on the pass"

"That's unusual, isn't it? I thought you'd accept Mio's invitation without one or two."

"I have an appointment with a friend. If I had an appointment, I'd keep it."

"But is that okay?

I would have replied with utmost honesty, but if Murasaki did it today, he would eat it.

"What?"

"If you two were shipwrecked in the mountains and lived together, Mr. Mio would finally belong to Senior Matsumoto, right? There's nothing to tear apart the people who saved their lives, is there?

"You, say the book you've read recently"

"Sorry, I couldn't sleep yesterday and read the exploration"

Honesty is a good thing.

"After reading something that seems to wake me up drowsy again when I can't sleep. Is that funny?"

"It's amazing. If you think the ship was destroyed in Antarctica and you managed to reach an island with a whaling base while hunting seals, there's an unprecedented ice wasteland between you and the crowd."

"What kind of setup?"

"True story."

"Real story"

"Yes, it's a nonfiction of the boots, axes and ropes that nailed it there. I'll search the Endurance and you'll be out."

"Ho, which...? Come on, Murasaki."

"Aren't you responding too quickly? Did you get some amazing pictures?"

"When or ten Scalappa results will be taken! One of my found searches. Word's dead!

"Search the Endurance."

"Ooh."

I'm at work, so the flirting look is the limit, but I see this is amazing.

It's an episode that shows the greatness of humanity's courage. Human praise is often said to be the praise of courage.

"I mean, to get back to it,"

"Yes."

"If Matthieu and Maiden are shipwrecked, forced to make a harsh death row in an undisclosed land with no maps, and survive for months with scarce equipment and food, there will be no room for me to enter,"

"Right."

"I think it would be enough if you came back safely"

"I think so too"

I feel like we've had the most barren conversation of the summer.

Murasaki, by the way.

"What is it?"

The time is 10: 30 AM.

Now she's going to speak from me.

"We talked about a new curry shop in the neighborhood yesterday, didn't we?

"Oh, he said he was handing out Fukugami pickles"

For some reason, I handed out three bags, so I gave one to Murasaki.

"When I saw it on my way home, I took it to another store."

"Did you crush it?"

"No, I became a Keema Curry Shop"

"Key McCurry Shop"

"Actually, before I became a curry shop, I was a green curry shop."

"You regressed to the origin once."

"By the way, the manager and the clerk are the same. What do you think?"

What do you think of this? Because it's probably a cluttered question, but Murasaki thinks still for about ten seconds.

Probably derive another tongue-in-cheek answer.

"If Nan tastes good, I think he's an ant"

"I did unlimited righteousness. Sorry, Murasaki."

"? No?

"Well, I don't know why we talked about it."

I noticed that I was turning into a key McCurry store, and I walked in unwittingly.

I was just bickering with the clerk who welcomed me comfortably, despite the slip just before the last order. I got some information.

"There, they're going to be her curry store next"

"Canojo curry? What is it, it"

"It seems to be her and him, or Avec's exclusive curry shop"

"I refuse"

Fast. And tough.

"But I care. Don't. Including making money out of it."

"I won't deny it, because it's reminiscent of the last time I crushed a holiday with a projector."

Murasaki enjoyed it so much.

"I won't deny it. But that's it, this is this"

"Approximately, we are"

"That's a word that makes my chest hurt for some reason when your mother tells me to."

You remember when you were a kid, you're just, just, just staring up there.

"By the way, as a new menu for women"

"That's right. I don't get caught every time. I don't even really like curry."

"I hear there's gonna be curry melon bread"

"... what?

"Curry melon bread is coming out."

Curry melon bread. A bread of dreams docked between the most popular breads.

The clerk girl said baking the bread dough with the curry on, covered with cookies without frying.

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"Mesa, you're worried. Now"

"Common sense trying to escape and the desire to be sure is swirling through my chest."

"When you die, you die."

"Alone, please."

Junior is cold.

"Well, either today or tomorrow."

"I don't know when it will change again. You'd better hurry."

"Ooh."

I had the second most barren conversation this summer.

"Can I have another one, Senior?"

"Oh, say it."

"Murasaki, I thought you remembered."

"What is it?"

"Senior, hey"

"Ouch."

"Junior"

"Senior"

"" Um ""

That's how I picked him up. Before noon. When the assistant manager, Mr. Oyama, took his seat off and the office was full of loose air.

Finally, the timing was worn.

"Go ahead, seniors"

"No, Murasaki first in turn. Say it."

"Well, I can't read the air."

"Know"

"I'm not particularly good at speculating on people's emotions."

"Hmm."

"This is the 'awkward' emotion, isn't it? I finally get it."

"Has emotion sprung up on the steel mask mega-kiran? I need to report to the Doctor."

"I'm not a giant robot protecting the planet, and I was born of my father and mother, so there's no Doctor."

"Thanks for the serious answer."

"No."

Even though I am surprised and convinced that Robo Murasaki, who says so in his true face, has lived without ever knowing the emotion of 'awkwardness'.

At present, the top priority is closer to peace on Earth.

"So, I'm running errands."

"Yes."

"Murasaki, aren't you going to point it at me before?

"I can't."

"Yes or no?"

"Excuse me, my neck only turns twenty degrees"

"I'd have done it thirty degrees in the morning."

"I tried everything to see if it would heal and it got worse."

"Here, take care of your neck."

From board game hell, sleeplessness due to bad dreams.

It was at the same time the moment I went to work and looked at each other that I found Murasaki misslept so that he could only turn left.

For three hours since then, I and Murasaki have been forced to do business with each other still staring at each other.

"You don't have to talk nonsense."

"And Mr. Tsuchiya, by the way?

"I can't. Except at this angle, my neck lifts and falls."

"Your neck is important, so if you drop it, it's tough."

I don't have the nerve to scratch Murasaki in the face.

"Often, when we look at each other closely, relationships don't last long."

"Yes."

"Everything's the worst."

"I agree"

I guess I tried to snort, Murasaki trying to go just a little further down is stuffy.

I guess you should actually show it to the whole master, but the temperature outside is still close to forty degrees today. If you walk around in this heat, you'll go to the hospital before the whole thing.

On top of it.

"Murasaki"

"Yes."

"Seat, no substitute"

"Are you a genius, Senior?"

On this day, Me and Murasaki celebrated their time with each other pointing that way.

Mr. Oyama looked at us like that with worrying eyes.

I guess it's because my neck is important, I'm sorry for worrying you.

My neck healed when I went to massage on my way home from work.