I’m Not Your Female Lead!

After Ye Language had finished gossiping to the guests who had already lined up, the tea served by Er Xiao at the desktop shop had cooled down.

Ye Language didn't care. He took a sip of it and dropped his eye curtain. His gaze fell on the 500 pairs lying beside her.

Five hundred taels looked at her strangely.

Ye grabbed the hand of the cup and put it under 500 pairs of eyelids, almost stuck it on its nose ——

“Are you thirsty too? ”

“ …… ”

Five hundred taels looked at her suspiciously and twisted her head.

Ye Language didn't mind either. He reached out and was ready to take the cup back. Then he saw 500 taels and suddenly turned his head and quickly came over and licked it in the cup.

Scarlet's tongue flashed in front of Leaf's eyes.

Five hundred successful eyes flashed through complacency, and it was ready to retreat.

Unfortunately, halfway down, the woman in front stretched her hand and pinched her.

Ye dragged 500 taels in front of him and scratched the little black dog's chin with his fingertips: “Good boy, open your mouth and let Dad look at your mouth again. ”

Five hundred taels didn't understand what “dad” meant, but it intuited that it wasn't a good word, so he closed his mouth dead and looked at Leaf with black grunt eyes full of rejection.

Ye Language was not forced either, only to look back on his face.

... just 500 pairs of teeth exposed together with the tip of the scarlet tongue, how does it look so sharp?

At that moment, Ye even felt a little chilly in her eyes.

... or is that what dogs do?

With such confusion, Leaf, who had no dog experience in his previous life, put five hundred taels back on the table. When she picked up the cold tea and was about to take another sip, she suddenly remembered that it had been licked by 500 taels.

Ye silently put the teacup back, greeting shop second:

“Here, have another cup of tea. ”

“ …… ”

Five hundred taels seemed to feel Leaf's dislike of herself, and her eyes were even bigger when she was already black and crystal bright...

It hasn't even abandoned her!

I can't believe this woman abandoned herself first!

I don't know if Ye understood the anger it wanted to convey, but Ye didn't respond. She hummed an irregular song, took out her phone and glanced at it, then frowned back.

She stood up and said, "Second, I'm going out--”

“Are you what they call the ‘Leaf Half Immortal’? ”

At this point, a voice suddenly interrupted the leaf language.

As soon as Ye Yang heard this was the tone of the search, he didn't seem to look at anyone. He cleared his voice and continued his previous voice: “I'll go out first. If a Guest comes to count, let them carry a license plate, etc. ”

“Hey.” Xiao Er answered, busy going by herself.

“Yo, Leaf Half Immortal Strength doesn't know how, but the shelf is not small! ”

“…” Ye turned back and saw clearly the people: two handed mustaches, a Taoist robe, with a fabric in his hand that counted gossip.

Looks like he was robbed by his own business colleague.

Ye Language is in the heart.

The tea house has never lacked a lively idle person, at this time the sight of this side of the scenery has been thrown through the eyes.

“Hey, isn't this Li Gossip, the famous disciple of the Immortal Domain Cabinet? ”

“Looks like this is for Master Ye's bad luck. ”

“I heard that Li Gossip master's fortune is also a bit of a level. I just don't know if the two people meet, which is the best and worst? ”

“That's got to take a good look. ”

“Hey, yeah, look at it the same way. ”

The chatter in this tea house was also silent, standing in Ye Language and this Li Gossip Master's position, clearly heard.

Reed lifted his chin out of his mustache and looked reluctant to take the corner of his eyes to oblique the leaves.

He thought, without saying anything else, that the “Cabinet of Celebrities Disciple” must be illuminated.

And then he heard the smile of the woman standing opposite him, and she said,

“To calculate fate? First go to the counter to collect the license plate. ”

Reed: “?? ”

Did the girl not hear those people say who they were, or did she not see the big cloth in his hand?

Before Li De could understand the problem, he realized that Ye Language was leaving. Li De hurried to shout...

“Wait!”

“Anything else? ”

“… I'm not here to calculate fate! ”

“Oh.” Ye answered, picking up 500 taels and walking out.

Five hundred taels took a sympathetic look at that Reed.

——

He thought it would be better if this person stopped talking, and the longer he grinds with this woman, the more humiliation there must be.

Too bad Reed didn't get 500 taels of advice and rushed up to stop Ye Language--

“I said I'm not here to calculate fate! ”

“I can only calculate fate, nothing else.” Ye looked at Li De with an eye for mental retardation, "Since you are not here to calculate fate, this teahouse is so big, why should you go? ”

“ …… ”

Li De was flabbergasted by Ye's honesty.

Just as Ye was going to bypass him and walk away, Reed finally reacted, exasperated and frustrated:

“I'm going to fight you! ”

Ye's pace didn't stop: “In a hurry, no comparison. ”

“Why not?!” Reed turned around and stopped again.

Seeing each other looked impoverished, Ye sighed and paused.

“What's in it for you? ”

Li De choked and it took a while for his neck--

“If I lose, I'll leave the City! ”

Ye looked at him sincerely and said: "You are not in the City of Magic, it has no effect on me, really. ”

“ …… ”

Li De hasn't spoken yet, and the others in the tea house are already laughing crazy.

Li De blows his beard and stares: “If I lose, I will... I will worship you as my teacher! ”

Ye shook his head: “I am not interested in disciples with dull qualifications. ”

Li De: “…”

At this time, however, the Ye language, which had already gone out a few steps, stopped itself and turned back:

“But maybe it's popular here too - 'worshipper's fee’? ”

Reed: “?? ”

When Leaf looked at him seriously, Reed made sure he wasn't kidding.

He looked at me with disdain: "If you can really beat me, what is the worshipper's fee! ”

Ye: “Okay, I'll fight you. Come on, what? ”

“Of course it's fate! ”

“How? ”

“Ten random people, ten gossip, what do you say? ”

“Too much trouble.” Leaf waved, “all said I was in a hurry. ”

“Then how do you compare! ”

Ye speaks a finger outside the tea house sunny sky:

“Whatever human life is, the true Half Immortal, naturally should be able to spy on it. ”

“ …… ”

Reed's squinting eyes widened, and it took him a while before he regained consciousness, with scorn and ridicule--

“The Lord of Heaven and Machinery Pavilion dare not say so much ‘Heaven's Fate’. You are only a young girl, don't you fear that the wind will flash your tongue! ”

Ye said with a smile: "I'm not afraid. Are you afraid? ”

“... ok! Today you are my destiny. If you can figure it out, I will take you as my teacher! And from now on, by order of the master as the guiding words, climb the mountain of swords and descend into the sea of fire. ”

The lively atmosphere in the tea house also cools down at this time, and many people look at this side in a whimpering manner.

——

This gossiper, Li De, though less fortunate, is also a knowledgeable figure traveling north and south on No. 1. Now they hear Reed so vowed, they can't help but pinch a sweat for Leaf.

Reed seemed pissed off by the words of his previous destiny and had no face: “What if you lose? ”

Ye was surprised: “How could I lose? ”

“ ………… ”

The teahouse was silent.

Li De's face rose red.

Five hundred taels in Ye's arms couldn't help but glance at her.

Before Reed was angry, Ye sighed, a tone that tolerated children's fussy--

“Forget it, I'll just say whatever... if I lose, I'll leave the city, okay? ”

“- You do the math!” Reed squeezed the tone out of his teeth.

Ye Language glanced out into the bright sun and smiled back:

“If it doesn't smell like incense, it should rain. Everyone go back and collect your clothes. ”

“What?? ”

“How is this possible! ”

“That is, the sun is shining high, how can it rain - don't say a incense, not a single hour is possible! ”

In the crowd's mess, Reed's face had gradually changed from cold anger to despicable. In his view, Ye Language could not fight himself at this time and the message opened up.

Ye also didn't explain: “When I went out, I didn't gossip first. I forgot to take my umbrella and bought one first - if you don't believe me, I'll wait. ”

Li De coldly said, "Who knows if you'll just walk away? ”

“I haven't collected the 'worshipper's fee' yet. How can I leave?” Ye looked at him inexplicably, shook his head and took 500 taels out of the teahouse.

*

Less than a fragrance later, Ye Language held onto an oil paper umbrella and slowly walked in the rain, in stark contrast to the people around him who rushed away.

Guests trapped in the teahouse by the sudden rain, and Reed, who stood beside her, watched as she stepped on the rain.

“... Is this Master Ye really... the reincarnation of the Immortal? ”

In the teahouse, I don't know who muttered.

The first time someone else heard it, it was ridiculous, just thinking about it and feeling like it was the only way to explain it.

Otherwise, even the Lord of the Heavenly Palace dares not speak of the fate, how can this Ye girl be so precise if she just glances at it?

And at this point, everyone's eyes were filled with cactus foliage, pushing the phone in their trouser pockets without a trace.

——

Although the electricity hasn't changed since we got here, it doesn't seem to be battery powered anymore, but who knows if the water will be short-circuited?

Besides, from today's perspective, at least this weather forecast is much more accurate than in previous life, and can barely be removed from the "tile” ranks.

I thought, Ye Language smiled immortally, stepped into the tea house, single-handedly put the oil and paper umbrella aside, and looked at my Reed--

“You don't have to go up a mountain of swords or down a sea of fire. Come on, sweetheart. Pay the worshipper's fee first, right? ”