I'm really not a scumbag

It took him more than sixty breakfasts, and Lin Fang felt distressed after thinking about it. Fortunately, he could have a meal with Fang Lingxian at noon, and he could barely get his blood back.

Anyway, in accordance with the customary habit, whoever makes an appointment, pays the bill, Lin Fangcun feels at ease, without the consciousness that a man should pay the bill.

All men and women are created equal.

Daniel was still at the law firm, farther than the place where he had dinner. It was too wasteful to take a taxi to pick up the car. Lin Fang planned to eat with Fang Lingxian first, and then rub her car to get the car, not too perfect.

Anyhow, Lin Fang is now worth more than 10 million yuan, but he has no conscious of rich people. He still upholds the old Lin family's ancestral motto of "Being diligent and thrifty, and if you can save, you can save more." Also do things.

Assuming that the time was almost up, Lin Fang took a taxi to the place of appointment.

Fuzong Road is located in the bustling business district of the city center, not far from the famous Xichun Road Pedestrian Street, and a little further past is another Xinghong Road Pedestrian Street.

Going north, when e-commerce did not rise in the early years, it used to be extremely prosperous, known as the telecommunications street, but now it is bustling with only sporadic popularity.

Most of the people who are still shopping for mobile phones here are elderly people who don't pay much attention to the Internet. They pass by every store and enjoy a very warm greeting. In many cases, they are surprised that there are far more sellers than buyers.

The place of appointment is the only barbecue on Fu Zong Road. Their foie gras, thin pork belly, Tibetan pork and beef tongue are very popular.

Lin Fang arrived not early or late. It was usually about lunch. It was lunch at 11 o'clock, and it was just right to arrive around 11:30.

Waiting for girls, Lin Fang still has experience, but it is not a love experience, but a blind date experience.

Judging from his years of experience on blind dates in his life, nine out of ten girls have no sense of time.

When she said "coming soon", maybe she was still putting on makeup.

When she said "the road is a bit blocked, there will be a while", she may have just left the house.

When she said, "What reminds me, it's coming soon", she may have just gotten a taxi.

In the beginning, when Lin Fang met such blind dates, usually within ten minutes of the agreed time, he pulled the black and decisively left.

Later, after being repeatedly "educated by the thunder of love" by his mother, Lin Fang had to extend this time to half an hour or an hour... and slowly became numb. He found that most girls were not punctual. , The reason is still refurbished.

One of the most common reasons is: "Oh, I didn't put on makeup to show that I value you. I spent a little more time. What can I do when I am late? Don't be so stingy!"

Lin Fang came to the door of the unique barbecue restaurant and looked around, planning to find a place to rest. He didn't intend to wait at the door.

To Lin Fang's surprise, Fang Lingxian's voice came from the barbecue restaurant, and she arrived first!

"Lin Fang, here! Come in, come in! It's too hot outside!"

What surprised Lin Fang even more was that where Fang Lingxian stood up, there was a peach tree standing upright, with peach blossoms on top of her head and pink skirt on her body. If there is a small wind, it can blow her dress and peach blossoms. Countless, the picture is also extremely beautiful.

The decoration of the store is full of martial arts style. Although you can't imagine the beauty of the fairy road under the peach blossom tree, you can also get a glimpse of the charm of the peach blossom woman under the peach blossom tree.

Lin Fang replied and walked closer to take a closer look. Wei Wei felt a little regretful. The peach trees and peach blossoms are all decorative props, not real.

Even if you want to come, peach blossoms are only open in March and April. At this time, peaches are already ripe for the market. Where can there be peach blossoms?

"Sit down, shall we order or ask for food?"

When Lin Fang sat down, Fang Lingxian grabbed a lottery, and Duang hit it in front of Lin Fang.

The bamboo sticks engraved with the words "Nine Turns Fat Intestines", "Sichuan Style Pork Belly", "Slap Steak", "Inner Mongolian Veal Tongue", and "One Type of Foie Gras" were placed in the fortune tube.

A bamboo stick is a dish.

In addition to seeing your favorite choice, you can also shake it with the fortune-teller and shake it out.

This is a great boon for Lin Fang, a patient with choice phobia.

The most annoying thing for him is the choice. What option does an adult choose?

It's not too much!

Goo!

Lin Fang looked at the lottery, then assessed his own measurement, swallowed, and found that he really couldn't eat it.

He is not Shi Xiaolu's snack food, if she is talking, this bucket may not be enough for her, both buckets are enough!

"Or... beg for food!"

Lin Fang is insensitive to the way of ordering food. Otherwise, when he went to buy breakfast in the morning, he wouldn't have ordered a portion of each kind of tofu, and when he ate, he would pick out some of each kind.

The choice is difficult and there is no solution.

"Okay, please ask!"

"Okay, I beg..."

Gee!

It's such a thing, but why does it sound awkward?

After all, in Jincheng dialect, "to hit the ball" is not a good word. Whatever you ask or I ask, I always feel that the word "to hit" is omitted.

Lin Fang slandered secretly, shaking the pick-up tube, shaking up when he felt like it was about time, then shaking again...

Not to mention, listening to the bamboo sticks falling on the table with a crisp sound is really interesting.

Fang Lingxian grabbed a bamboo stick casually, her face was joyful, and she said to Lin Fang in a crisp voice: "Lin Fang, you are the one signed, and the sign says you are moving with the Red Luan star, and the wedding date is approaching!"

Click!Click!Click!

Lin Fang was an agitated spirit. With a slip of his hand, the bamboo sticks in the pick-holders slid down like rain. He hurriedly put the pick-holders on the table, reluctant to pick them up, just wanted to get up and run.

Are you kidding me, you want to sentence me to a "wife imprisonment" for a meal?I'm not so cheap!

I knew that if there is nothing to be courteous, you will steal if you do it, no matter where you are inviting me to dinner, it is clear that you are in prison!

"Pump..."

Seeing Lin Fang’s panicked reaction, Fang Lingxian couldn’t help laughing. She said, “It’s funny. The dish you asked for is called'Thai-style grilled chicken feet'. The grilled chicken is red, but it’s red. Luan, hehe..."

Hong Luan, you ghost!

I was almost scared to death by you. I thought you hated getting married and wanted to force the marriage!

It's too hard for me, can't you ex-girlfriends save me a snack?

There are some jokes that are not easy to play, and I am afraid that my heart will not be able to take it too much!

Lin Fang suddenly regretted coming to eat this meal. The Lin family's ancestral precepts sometimes don’t have to be obeyed. In order to be greedy for a little bargain, you will suffer a big loss if you don’t get it right. Fortunately, Fang Lingxian is just joking. It's miserable.

She is almost suspected of defrauding money and sex. It's nothing more than deceiving money. Deception can't be tolerated. I can make money and get ten million yuan. Is it easy for me?

Uh...it seems...it seems easy, right?

Lin Fang thought about it carefully, and found that his current net worth was tens of millions, and he received more than four million in red envelopes from his ex-girlfriend. With the help of his ex-girlfriend to get the will, he received another two million in bonus.

That is the time in the underground casino, he won more than 5 million by his own ability. Counting the part of his dividends won by Luo Qingyu and Gu Pengfei, he got more than 8 million. But in the end, he relied on Only with his ex-girlfriend can he be safe and secure, and finally get the money.

After careful calculation, the money doesn’t seem to be particularly difficult. Eating soft rice, how difficult can it be...

Pooh!

What to eat soft rice, what to rely on ex-girlfriend, I rely on myself!

Lin Fang decisively drove away all the "should not have" thoughts in his mind, and he did not admit that he was a soft rice king.

"Lingxian, you are joking, it's so scary, I haven't graduated from university yet!"

"Yes, you are still young, how can you get married?"

Seeing Lin Fang patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief, Fang Lingxian smiled, but his eyes were a little sad.

Yes, I am born before the king, but the king is born and I am old.

Although I am only five years older than you, there is a generation gap at five years old, and the female big five mother is getting old!

Now look at those pink and tender young girls who are the same age as flowers. I really envy them.

What's even more hateful is... They can already grab a man with me openly, if they could soon...

Fang Lingxian drove away those unrealistic fantasy, she also knew that it was impossible.

The current relationship between her and Lin Fang is better to say it is a friendship, but in fact, they are exes, so how can they be related to each other?When they broke up, what they said would be friends in the future, and the blessings they gave were all false.

If you can’t get back together, who wants to keep in touch with their ex, who wants their ex to be better?

If the predecessor did well, wouldn't it prove that he had failed too much?

Only if the predecessor had a bad experience can make people feel at ease!

"Okay! Since you asked for so many visas, then we will eat them all, have a big meal, and celebrate our reunion!"

Fang Lingxian waved his hand, called the waiter, and said, "Come on, help us bring these dishes!"

The waiter checked the bamboo skewers and was also a little dumbfounded. She suggested: "Two guests, you have ordered a little too much. You may not be able to eat it. The dishes in our store are not small."

Fang Lingxian said dissatisfied: "It's a rare occasion for me to be lavish. Don't dismantle my station. If I can't finish eating, I will pack it. I won't waste food!"

The waiter glanced at Lin Fang in embarrassment, his eyes seemed to say: Why don't you stop your girlfriend?She is arrogant that you pay for it, and it is not your hard-earned money that is wasted. Are you stupid?

Lin Fang looked at the waiter holding half a bucket of bamboo skewers in his hand, touched his stomach, and said, "I can only eat half of it at most, but I should eat less. The barbecue will not taste good when it is cold. waste."

"Huh? Your appetite is so good now?"

Fang Lingxian glanced at Lin Fang in surprise, then nodded: "Then it's okay. There is no need to pack, there may be a little not enough. Waiter, let's serve."

Lin Fang: "???"

He looked at Fang Lingxian in surprise, and carefully recalled his experience of eating with Fang Lingxian, only to find that it was only the one after escaping from the room last time.

At that time, Fang Lingxian didn't eat much, his feelings hide his true appetite?

After thinking about it carefully, Lin Fang felt nothing surprised again.

People who practice martial arts can eat, isn’t this a basic operation?

Thinking of this, Lin Fang nodded and said to the waiter: "We can finish eating, let's serve."

The waiter reluctantly picked up a lot of bamboo sticks, found a tray and took it away.

Persuaded and persuaded, hints were also hinted, and she couldn't help others if they didn't listen.

Good words are hard to persuade you to be a dead ghost, you deserve your wallet bleeding!

I wouldn't bother to care about you if it weren't for your handsome appearance!

The waiter whispered and took the bamboo skewers to the kitchen to order food, and she would come back to help barbecue, very busy.

After waiting for a while, when the waiter came back, he pushed a dining car over and swaggered through the market all the way.

No way, Lin Fang asked for too much food at this table, and a dining car was so full that it almost didn't finish.

If this is all artificially served, I am afraid it will take six or seven big men.

The waiter helped to put the meat dishes on the table first, and then said: "Two guests, may I help you roast the signature foie gras? Our foie gras is relatively fat and tender, with a lot of fat. We roast the foie gras first, then roast them. Other dishes will have better flavor."

Just listening, Lin Fang felt that the saliva secreted rapidly in his mouth, and he couldn't wait, but at this time, he still had to respect the girl's opinion a little bit, after all, Fang Lingxian paid the bill!

"What do you think?"

"No problem, let's roast the foie gras first. But it's not too early now. Some of us are hungry. What can we eat? Let's put it on first?"

The waiter was very agile. She brought out cold rabbit and caramel bean curd from many meat dishes, put them in front of them, and said with a smile: "This is the snack that was drawn when the two were drawn. Eat it as a pre-dinner snack!"

Lin Fang secretly took a selfie of his thigh, and now he also reacted.

Fang Lingxian always brainwashed "begging for a lot" and "begging for food". He forgot that the lottery in front of God was the one who asked for it. The lottery was drawn from elsewhere. The draw was the correct solution. He did not check for a while and ended up in vain for a long time. begging!

At the moment, Lin Fang was not welcome, and directly grabbed the cold rabbit and said, "I ate tofu nao in the morning and don't want to eat bean curd. This cold rabbit is mine."

"Thank you!"

Fang Lingxian said to Lin Fang with a happy face: "I know you haven't forgotten that I like sweets. I have long heard that their caramel tofu is as delicious as ice cream. The bean fragrant is rich and sweet but not greasy. I am I've been looking forward to it for a long time! Hehe..."

"No...you're welcome..."

Lin Fang originally intended to get angry with Fang Lingxian and snatch her meat and vegetables. He didn't expect to be on the right side, but left her with her favorite sweets, so that her favorability value increased instead of falling. Where did this make sense?

Cold rabbit is a famous snack, can be used as a snack, can also be a meal, and can also be a side dish, very versatile.

Thumb-sized diced meat, covered with the spiciness of scented pepper, the rabbit meat is tender and chewy after one bite. The skin becomes a bit crispy due to the fact that it is fried, but the rabbit meat still retains its tenderness. , Under the fragrant and spicy taste of pepper, the saliva secreted rapidly.

The chili in the rabbit is also edible cold. The temperature of the fried chili is just right. It has the same texture as a fried chili snack called "Chili Crisp". The side dish is cashew nuts, which is also crispy.

A whole plate of snacks, there are not many inedible accessories, which is really surprising.

However, Lin Fangtai has some understanding, why the waiter has repeatedly emphasized that the dishes in their restaurant are large in size and may be ordered too much.

Just a pre-dinner snack, you can get a glimpse of it.

Just when Lin Fang was enjoying cold rabbits, the waiter had already started to roast the foie gras. When she roasted the foie gras until the surface was golden, they put them on two small plates and sent them to Lin Fang and Fang Lingxian.

Sometimes Lin Fang feels that the words that melt in the mouth and are fat but not greasy are almost to be used by people. It seems that any delicious thing can be related to these two words.

But when the foie gras was reminded by the waiter, dipped in the secret plum sauce, and really put it in the mouth without chewing, just a light touch on the upper and lower mouth, the foie gras quickly melted under the nourishment of the saliva.

The fat of the foie gras, after the oil is first released, and then neutralized by the plum sauce, it blends to the right degree, and it makes the scalp numb.

The foie gras made by a barbecue restaurant with a cost of 100 yuan per person is so plump. If you eat top-quality foie gras dishes, how fascinating?

Lin Fang shook his head to drive away the imagination in his mind, and decisively continued to enjoy the signature foie gras in front of him.

In fact, it is not without regrets. The waiter is not a professional chef, and the heat control is not precise enough. If it is replaced by Lin Fang, it will at least make the taste of the foie gras better by three points.

However, it tastes good to bake it yourself, but it is a bit less of the "barbecue fun" that you can always eat without hands.

Comparing the two, Lin Fang is not Gu Pengfei's glutton, but he is still willing to eat it all the time!

Pleurotus eryngii after foie gras is more delicious.

After the Pleurotus eryngii is the veal tongue, this thing is grilled very tenderly, dipped in chili noodles, and it is delicious that people can't wait to call it a few times.

Then came the grilled quail eggs with onion rings, followed by the slap steak.

The waiter is very considerate, grilling in strict accordance with the rhythm of one meat and one vegetable, and never waste a little bit of the essence of fat from the decomposition of meat products. The subsequent vegetarian dishes are also more mellow because of the more meaty taste.

To eat barbecue, lettuce, green pepper and garlic slices are all necessary. Spread out a fresh and juicy lettuce, wrap beef tongue, put in onion and quail eggs, sprinkle garlic slices, throw a few green peppers, and wrap it into a dish Put the bag in your mouth.

All kinds of distinct tastes burst into the mouth once, happiness is so simple.

It looks like a lot. The waiter repeatedly muttered that a dish that Lin Fang and Fang Lingxian must not finish eating, was slowly wiped out under the efforts of Lin Fang and Fang Lingxian, mainly Fang Lingxian.

Lin Fang could obviously feel that his appetite seemed to have increased, and he didn't know if it was because he had eaten too much with Fang Lingxian and he had eaten more, or if he exercised enough in the morning to open his appetite.

Finally, drink a bite of homemade sour plum soup or citrus lactic acid bacteria, and today’s meal will be a perfect ending.

People tend to become lazy when they are full of food and drink. Lin Fang leaned on the chair, lazily not wanting to move.

But the waiter was uninterested, with a bit of urgency, standing in front of him and asked: "Sir, we can also use WeChat or credit card. If you use cash, we have difficulty finding change, and may use small gifts or gift certificates to make up the difference. "

Oh, deliberately, I didn't see that the Lord was eating soft rice...Bah, is the Lord the one invited?

Lin Fang gave her a sideways glance and looked at Fang Lingxian.