I'm really not a scumbag

Chapter 305 The scene is warm, I want to laugh a little

Lin Fang knew for a long time that Liu Shiman had a daughter, but at that time, Liu Shiman had a very shallow impression in his eyes. Apart from the label of a beautiful wife and a beautiful mother, he was very playful and sultry. Stereotypes.

Even if I get along with Liu Shiman a lot later, knowing that she works hard to run a yoga club, and even knows that her tea art is very good, Lin Fang's impression of her is not much better.

From Lin Fang's point of view, he didn't even look down upon Liu Shiman.

It was not until he took over Liu Shiman's divorce case and knew what kind of bad guy Pan Yunsheng was that Lin Fang stopped seeing Liu Shiman with tinted glasses.

Up to this moment, Lin Fang's impression of Liu Shiman had changed 180 degrees.

There is a husband like Pan Yunsheng, who is burdened with a large foreign debt, has to raise a gold swallowing beast who is studying in a closed private aristocratic elementary school, and has to make money alone to support the family. Liu Shiman truly belongs to him and can take time for relaxation and leisure. Very rarely.

It's no wonder that Lin Fang usually sees Liu Shiman speaking when he is watching the screen in the wingman group, but he can hardly see who she meets offline, unless Lin Fang is willing to be there.

Perhaps, bragging in the group is already Liu Shiman's few ways to relax.

Lin Wai looked at the little carrot head, but Liu Shiman was thinking in his heart. Before he knew it, he had a deeper understanding of her.

Liu Yinuo sniffed and did not cry. Instead, he comforted Fang Lingxian with a bright smile: "Sister don’t cry! Sister don’t cry! Now that I have brothers and sisters, I am no longer an orphan! I just don’t know. Do you bother me and don’t want to take me to play together!"

Fang Lingxian hurriedly said: "No! No! I am too happy to be too late, how could I be bothered by you?"

"Uh……"

Lin Fang glanced at Fang Lingxian again, rubbing his forehead, a little ignorant.

The girl's high strength value is really high, and her innocence is also really innocent.

Little Carrot Tou endured his grief, and in turn comforted Fang Lingxian's acting skills. If Lin Fang had decided to be recruited in his previous life, he had been bombarded by N ex-girlfriends too many times in his life, and he had already distinguished. ability.

He could tell at a glance that Little Carrot Tou was advancing with retreat, coupled with emotional kidnapping, forcibly stuck Lin Fang and Fang Lingxian.

If no one took the move, it would be okay, Fang Lingxian agreed, and Liu Yinuo wouldn't be able to climb up the pole.

"Wood! Thank you sister!"

Liu Yinuo strongly kissed the spirit fairy, very happy, then looked at Lin Fang expectantly, blinked desperately to pretend to be innocent, and did not speak, just looking at Lin Fang so cute and loving.

Hey... I lost to you!

Even if he knew that Liu Yinuo was acting, Lin Fang would really like it.

Liu Yinuo is so cute, so well-behaved, so beautiful, even if she is a lie, she can be forgiven.

Lin Fang sighed and said, "Stop acting, don't bother you, let me play with you in the future!"

"Wow..."

Little carrot head happily jumped directly into Lin Fang’s arms, holding his face, left and right, kissed, and cheered incessantly, "Brother! Brother! Thank you, brother, thank you, brother really Good! Wood! Wood! Wood!"

"Don't kiss, annoying..."

Lin Fang refused, but he enjoyed it in his heart.

In his last life, he wanted a younger sister so much, but his parents killed him without having a second child, which was a regret in his heart.

Later, the reason why he agreed to a blind date was not because of the idea of ​​having a daughter.

In this life, there is more sister Lin Xiaolei, she is still very good-looking, but she has a dog temper, which is annoying!

Lin Fang's greatest pleasure was to make Lin Xiaolei angry, and then the banknote smashed her face to coax her well.

It's fun like this, but there isn't that kind of ironing (yu) posts like the kind of a well-behaved daughter who raises a little padded jacket.

Many times, the reason why men want to have a well-behaved and sensible sister is that they want to experience the joy of raising a daughter in advance, dressing the sister beautifully, feeding all kinds of delicious food, that feels, I don’t know how good it feels.

At least for now, the little carrot head gave Lin Fang this feeling.

Fang Lingxian was very happy to be kissed by Liu Yinuo at first, but suddenly became unhappy again.

She was afraid of comparison in everything, and promised the same thing. When she agreed, the little turnip head just kissed her happily. When Lin Fang agreed, the little turnip head jumped into Lin Fang’s arms and left and right. , It's endless, it's annoying to watch!

That's right, Fang Lingxian is jealous!

She was jealous that Lin Fang was more popular with Turnip Head than herself. Why?

Fang Lingxian dog couldn't hold two taels of oil in her belly. She directly asked Xiang Xiaoluotou and said: "Nuo Nuo, brothers and sisters have agreed to take you to play together. Why do you seem to like your brother better?"

"Hehe..."

Little Carrot turned her head and smiled shyly at Fang Lingxian, and said: "My sister will only spend money playing games, but my brother will make money playing games!"

What... trough...

Are the children now so real?

What am I... nothing to say!

Fang Lingxian stared at the little radish head, dumbfounded.

She didn't expect that the reason why children would like to be alone is so simple.

Obviously I look better, I can play better, I have more force... Well, I really can't make money playing games!

Fang Lingxian looked at Lin Fang with some jealousy. The wonderful ability to make money by playing games didn't seem to be much, but at this moment, she really wanted it too!

"cough!"

Lin Fang couldn't bear the fiery eyes of Fang Lingxian. He changed the subject and said, "Nuo Nuo, you haven't told us why you want to run away from home!"

"Emmmm..."

The little radish head bulged, and the cute little face bulged into a more adorable shape.

Fang Lingxian couldn't hold back, he directly took out the phone, clicked a few times, and took many pictures.

Little carrot head looked at Lin Fang, and it took a long time before he whispered: "I tell my brother and sister, my mother is coming soon, you have to keep it secret!"

He's still a kid after all!

Lin Fang felt a little funny, but nodded, and said, "Okay, I promise not to say it!"

Little Turnip nodded, then turned to look at Fang Lingxian who was still taking pictures.

"what?"

Fang Lingxian stunned for a moment, and nodded quickly: "Okay! Okay! I promise not to say it!"

After getting the assurance of two adults, Xiao Luotou took a deep breath and said, "I know that Mom and Dad are divorcing, and I am willing to follow Mom. But...the parent-child meeting of the new semester, there is a parent-child activity. There is also an essay related to Dad. I know I can’t let Dad show up, so I want to find another Dad and a fake Dad!"

"..."

Lin Fang turned his head and glanced at the video game city, then looked at the little turnip head, and said, "So...you came to the video game city to find dad?"

"Of course not! I'm not stupid!"

Liu Yinuo quickly shook her head. Of course, she didn't come to the game city to find her father, but the real situation didn't seem to be much better.

She felt a little embarrassed, she hesitated and said: "I went to the Huawei experience store near here. The mobile phones and computers in their store can be used to surf the Internet. I posted a post in the post bar, and then filtered it. , I finally chose a few that were similar, and made an appointment with them to meet in the video game city. That's...that's..."

"How about it?"

Liu Yinuo may feel that the long-term pain is not as good as the short-term pain. She said with some shame: "It's just that I accidentally bought more game coins, just grabbing the doll, but forgot about it. Who are they and what? I don’t know when I came or when I left..."

"Uh……"

Lin Fang thought it was funny, but also took it for granted.

No matter how ghostly Liu Yinuo was, he was only a child under ten years old. It was normal if he was a little more playful and had no restraint.

Lin Fang clapped his hands and said, "Well, this matter ends here. Sister Lingxian and I will help you keep it secret. However, in the future, do not do such unreliable things as my father. Otherwise, I There is no guarantee to complain to your mother!"

"Oh……"

Liu Yinuo reluctantly agreed, and his face pulled the old man.

She murmured: "Actually, I may not have seen those fake dads. What if the three are wearing sportswear..."

Little Turnip thought he was whispering, but Lin Fang heard it all.

Not to mention, Lin Fang also thought it was very possible.

It's just that he didn't mean to ask Fang Lingxian for verification. Even if he knew what could be done, he could still call them over to confront him?

Maybe it was because she felt that she shared a secret with Lin Fang, and Liu Yinuo's attitude towards him was a lot closer. She felt a little hungry, so she leaned on Lin Fang and said coquettishly: "Brother, I'm hungry! "

On the side, Fang Lingxian couldn't help but pouted, and a bottle of water could not fall down on it.

I said that my elder brother and sister will play together. Why do I find my elder brother whenever something happens? Isn't my elder sister fragrant?

Lin Fang opened the snack bag, grabbed a bag of biscuits and handed it to Liu Yinuo. The biscuits were a compressed biscuits he chose. They were palm-sized and inexpensive. They didn’t feel hungry for a long time after eating a bag of meals.

Liu Yinuo saw this packet of compressed biscuits, her small mouth pouted higher than Fang Lingxian, she said, "Brother! You bully! I don't want to eat this, I want to eat chocolate!"

chocolate……

Upon hearing this name, Lin Fang couldn’t help but want to tie a snack bag. Most of the more than one thousand yuan was spent on this thing. If Liu Yinuo insisted on wanting it, he really didn’t want it. buy.

But I bought it all, there is no reason not to eat it.

Lin Fang took out two boxes of chocolates from his pockets, handed them one to Liu Yinuo, and another to Fang Lingxian.

Fang Lingxian smiled and refused: "I don't want it, it's all for Nuonuo. Why am I embarrassed to eat it?"

Lin Fang insisted on handing it over, saying: "Take it, this is a coincidence, the shelf life is very short. After a while, Nuo's mother will come over. She may not be able to take this bag of snacks. It is better to share it with Nuo. You some."

Liu Yinuo was very happy when he took the chocolate, but when he heard Lin Fang's words, he couldn't help but wrinkle his nose, and hummed to him, "Brother is not a good person! Stingy and annoying!"

Yes, this is me!

Don't like to say nice things, love to carry, don't like to spend money on others, love to take advantage.

But...Who makes you all so cute?

I don't like to say nice things to people, but I am willing to say nice things to you.

I don't like to spend money on others, but I am willing to spend money on you.

Some people are because I care, and some people are because I am willing!

Lin Fang looked at Liu Yinuo with a smile, did not refute or excuse, just quietly watched her open up the luck.

There is a small shovel in the box. It has to be said that this imported chocolate product from the east neighbor is exquisitely made and has a good appearance. It also uses a lot of ingenuity.

The chocolate in the box is divided into small pieces and shoveled down with the small shovel that comes with it. It happens to be one bite at a time. Even a child like Liu Yinuo will not be too big to eat.

What is even more amazing is that this soft, waxy, preservative-free chocolate has more than 10% cream and more than 10% moisture. It is silky and delicate after a bite. Lightly pressed, the chocolate is Melting, the chocolate is melting as soon as the saliva is contained, chew a bit, the chocolate is still melting.

This amazing taste caused Fang Lingxian and Liu Yinuo, both big and small beauties, to fall for it. The two made the same squinting expression of enjoyment, quietly enjoying the sweetness of chocolate turning into juice in their mouths.

"It's very yummy!"

"This chocolate is really delicious! How can it be so soft?"

Obviously Liu Yinuo was born with this brand, and his face was full of aftertaste when he ate it.

Fang Lingxian had another expression. She was surprised and amazing. The taste of this chocolate was completely different from the one she had eaten before, and even somewhat subverted.

The chocolates she had eaten before were all hard, whether it was dark chocolate, white chocolate, or bonbon chocolate, without exception, they all have a hard and crisp taste. You must bite hard and melt in your mouth slowly. Only to enjoy the sweet taste.

But this kind of fancy is completely different from the taste of those hard chocolates. It is a bit similar to the slurry poured on the chocolate fountain, but it is a little more fluffy and soft.

In short, it's delicious!

Even after letting Fang Lingxian eat it, he was reluctant to try other chocolates because it was so special!

Except that the shelf life is too short, there is nothing wrong with it.

"It's delicious, sister? Hehe..."

At first, Liu Yinuo was somewhat dissatisfied with Lin Fangkang's kindness and bribe Fang Lingxian with her snacks, but at this moment, she had already figured it out.

She said as if offering a treasure: "Sister, you don't even know. My brother saw the price and weight of this chocolate, and turned away. It was I who dragged him to scorn and reluctantly bought a few boxes. Hey... kid, very pitiful!"

Lin Fang rubbed Liu Yinuo's little head amusedly, and said, "You don't eat quickly. If you continue to pretend to be pitiful, you may not wait for you to finish, mom will be there soon!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Frightened by Lin Fang so frightened, Liu Yinuo didn't care about letting the black forest go again. He quickly picked up a small shovel and quickly stuffed the fate of the box into his mouth. A piece of chocolate represents the sweetness of one party. If it is not too tight, Liu Yinuo I am willing to spend a whole afternoon slowly savoring the beautiful taste of this ingenuity.

Unfortunately, time is tight and the task is heavy. She can only reluctantly choose to gobble it up, shorten the time for tasting, and eat the prettiest in her stomach first.

The time was very coincidental. Almost when Liu Yinuo had just finished eating a box of chocolates, he took the paper towel handed by Fang Lingxian and wiped his mouth slightly. Just as he was about to take the second box, a car stopped suddenly. In front of them.

Liu Shiman almost used rushing, ran out of the car, the door of the car was closed without care, and ran directly in front of Liu Yinuo, hugged her, wow, and cried.

"Nono! You kid! Why don't you bring your phone when you go out? Are you injured? Are you wronged? Are you hungry?"

"Um... Um..."

Liu Shiman asked questions like a gun, and Lin Fang couldn't help but roll his eyes when he heard it. You asked so many at once, what should others answer first?Moreover, if you hold someone else's child like this, how can she return...not good!

Lin Fang hurriedly pulled Liu Shiman away, and said with a slight reproach: "Sister Shiman, haven't you found that Nono is suffocating? Even if you are emotionally excited, you have to pay attention to the method and method?"

"what?"

Liu Shiman was puzzled at first, following Lin Fang's eyes, she lowered her head and suddenly made a big red face. She couldn't help but sipped Lin Fang, turned slightly, and pulled Liu Yinuo to her. After looking around for a long time, she confirmed that her daughter was safe and sound.

Just as soon as she was worried, Liu Shiman's anger began to surge. She couldn't help but put Liu Yinuo on her knees, squatted down, and started teaching her son on the spot.

Happiness!

"Woo...Mom, I was wrong..."

The start was a few slaps to flatten A, and then Liu Shiman started mocking: "Why are you not obedient? Why did you run out alone? Do you know how much your mother is worried about you? Do you know that your mother is in the police station? How anxious? If you can't find you, how can mother live! Uuuuu..."

"Sorry, mom..."

perfect!

This tear is simply the finishing touch, comparable to the soul-seeking R flash.

Just ask if you are afraid!

Lin Fang looked at Liu Yinuo with a look of sympathy. The things that this bear child has experienced now are exactly the same as when he was a child.

The difference is, don't look at Liu Yinuo crying and apologizing, but on the little face protruding from Liu Shiman's armpit, there is no guilt at all, and she still makes a grimace at Lin Fang.

Yes, this bear boy is playing tricks again!

Undoubtedly, Liu Yinuo's little carrot head didn't know whether it was a gift, or that she had spent too little time with Liu Shiman in the past two years, and she had actually found out a whole set of methods to deal with his parents.

Just by looking at her proficiency, you can also know how easy this method is.

Sure enough, hearing Liu Yinuo's "howling and crying" and "sincere confession", the anger on Liu Shiman's face quickly began to recede, and then he began to feel distressed again.

"Nonuo, mother is not good, mother shouldn't be angry, mother shouldn't hit people, mother told you I'm sorry..."

"Mom, don't cry, it's because Nono is not good. Nono is too naughty to make her angry. Mother is right!"

It was a warm scene of a mother, kindness and filial piety. Just looking at all this in front of him, Lin Fang couldn't help but want to laugh.

Who knows that the kid who has just been beaten is the one who controls the court, and it is hard not to laugh.

Children nowadays, it's difficult...