I'm really not a scumbag

Physical fitness test venue.

Lin Fang, who had just completed the endurance test, looked at Fang Lingxian and Jiang Hanzhong with a dim look.

He felt that he seemed to be playing off.

Lin Fang himself thought about it, his endurance is very good, but he never expected that his endurance would reach S grade!

He finally understood why every time she went to find the payment, she always wanted to escape and avoid the battle.

Maybe in Fu Hao's heart, he is about a large animal like a horse or a donkey, and he is an invincible party.

Fang Lingxian and Jiang Hanzhong looked at each other, their eyes looked a little strange at Lin Fang.

Jiang Hanzhong feels especially embarrassed. He just announced that according to the club's test standards, no one can get an S.

In a blink of an eye, Lin Fang took an endurance S and waited.

Although it is only a single S class, it has already slapped the entire club, and may even slap the whole country.

You must know that the club’s physical fitness test data model is extremely rigorous and scientific. It is said that the single A class is an international athlete, that is, an international athlete without any moisture.

So the question is: what about the top international athletes?

Alien?

Ronaldo to football?Tyson to boxing?What does Phillips do for swimming?

So... Has the endurance of this product stand on the apex of the pyramid of the human group?

The more Jiang Hanzhong thinks about it, the more incredible he finds it. Watching Lin Fang's eyes gradually light up, he couldn't help but said: "Lin Fang, wait for the test, can you please cooperate with us and go to the infirmary of our club to have a job. Physical examination?"

impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

In an instant, Lin Fang filled up a lot of content in his mind, and the scenes of persecuted delusions in classic novels from the starting point that he had read flooded his mind.

That's right, it's all the delusional inner drama of the murder of the starting point of the Internet ten years ago: slices, guinea pigs, Frankenstein!

Lin Fang's short-sightedness can't be blamed. After all, for an otaku, there are only a few entertainment methods available for indoor play. Online text is the most cost-effective, cheapest, and the longest serialization time.

Lin Fang couldn't help but feel resentful when he wanted to start a super-long web post of at least three years with a minimum of ten million words.

Before crossing, he still had a novel that he hadn't finished reading. This rubbish net article "I'm Really A Scumbag" has not been finished after ten years of serialization. He really can't figure it out. Is the author sick?How can there be so many words in a daily life-oriented essay?Water for so many years?

Rubbish novels, ruin my youth!

Huh!

"Cough!"

Lin Fang coughed dryly and said, "Let's continue the test. Only after testing the first item, maybe my other qualities are low?"

He has made up his mind, and when he collects them all, he must not take the lead anymore. He can never get B if he can get C, and never A if he can get B!

then……

Strength test: A etc.!

Lin Fang looked at his hands with a dazed expression.

I have already put it away, okay?

I only used seven points of strength, and I can still get an A. Is your test so watery?

Then if I try my best, don't I have to wait for an S?

I use the strength of feeding, don't I want to get a double SS?

"Wow!"

When Jiang Hanzhong saw the test results, his eyes flashed, and he wanted to lift Lin up. He drank again and again, but still couldn't fully vent his inner excitement. He couldn't help saying: "Lin Fang, come to our club! I'll take you there. To play UFC, let’s start with the low-level MMA. You will definitely win the championship and lift up those sand sculptures to fight!"

Seeing Lin Fang expressionless and unmoved, Jiang Hanzhong turned to look at Fang Lingxian and said, "Coach Fang, please help me persuade Lin Fang. He is really talented. Not playing UFC is simply a loss to the people of the world. What's more, playing UFC can be fame and fortune, and if you win the championship, you can play a game at random, and the appearance fee is 7 million soft sister coins, which is very good!"

Damn it?Beating people is so profitable?

Lin Fang was shocked when he heard this number.

Always relying on ex-girlfriends is always a problem.

As a man with strong bones, Lin Fang still wanted to lay a world on his own.

Who knows, Fang Lingxian gave Jiang Hanzhong a cold look, and said, "You don't need to persuade, I can make an idea for him on this matter. Two words: No! Coach Jiang, I would like to ask you something. , UFC is so profitable, why don't you go?"

I……

Why don't i go?

I want to go, I'm not qualified!

For our entire club, coach Xia Mao Kunxia has a chance to win the championship, but he has no interest in UFC...

Jiang Hanzhong glanced at Lin Fang aggrievedly, thinking that Lin Fang would stand up and oppose such a few words, so he could help persuade and persuade.

He didn't expect Lin Fang to glance at Fang Lingxian subconsciously.

"Lin Fang, let's not go, be obedient! Don't talk about UFC, that is, our domestic WKG is too dangerous, it will be injured at any time, and in serious cases will be dead! Even if you don't think about yourself, you have to think about us? "

"we"?

Jiang Hanzhong glanced at Fang Lingxian blankly, and then at Lin Fang blankly.

A thoughtful and terrifying thought came to his mind and almost exploded where he was jealous.

He thought that the obstacle was in Lin Fang's place. Where he could think of it, the real obstacle was Fang Lingxian and other women!

You damn current players!

You people are simply wasting your talent!

It's shameful!

Suddenly, Jiang Hanzhong didn't want to stay here anymore.

The air here is not only filled with a sour smell, but also thin and almost suffocating.

"Ok."

Lin Fang sighed helplessly. He didn't care about his ex-girlfriends, but he always had to take care of his emotions.

In fact, he also knows that between himself and Fu Hao, there is still no love between them. If you really want to say that you have a good impression, it may be that Hu Qingchan and Xia Xue have seen more.

Even if it is Bai Zhi, he has more good feelings than he deals with.

But sometimes, fate is so unreasonable.

Fate doesn't mean that someone who likes more will be able to be together.

For the next explosive power and flexibility test, Lin Fang took a little more.

Explosive power took a B grade, flexibility took a D grade.

Lin Fang guessed that his explosive power may be very strong, even if it is not S grade, he is still A+.

Lin Fang was a bit embarrassed with flexibility alone. He found that he didn't need to deliberately converge. The limit was just like B, and he was completely beaten by Fang Lingxian.

Seeing that Lin Fang’s four-dimensional attributes were released, Jiang Hanzhong shook his head and nodded again. After a while, he sighed: "Lin Fang, your physical fitness, even if your physical fitness is hindered by flexibility, the overall evaluation is A grade. , And it's still strong A at that level!

It's a pity that you don't play UFC!Because for combat, flexibility is the least important attribute, the most important is strength and explosiveness, followed by endurance.Although you have only B in the burst, your stamina is high and you can completely bring down your opponent!"

Lin Fang showed an awkward but polite smile, without speaking.

His true evaluation of himself is actually endurance S, strength S, explosive power A+, flexibility B, etc. Where is the strong A quality, it is clearly the strong S quality.

Lin Fang couldn't help being shocked when he counted this way.

Is my physical fitness so good?

Then don't I have two major attributes, have reached the human limit?

I really am an alien!

I blow myself up!

"Lin Fang, let's go!"

Fang Lingxian didn't want Lin Fang to stay by Jiang Hanzhong's side for a moment when he did the complete facial fitness test.

This man is simply a fly that can't be killed. He always wants to abduct Lin Fang to kill his life. He is really not a good man!

Why haven't I noticed that this person still has such a serious tendency to violence?

What's not good about playing, I always want to play UFC!

Fang Lingxian took Lin Fang's arm, didn't bother to call Jiang Hanzhong, and dragged him away.

"Coach Jiang, goodbye..."

"Goodbye……"

Lin Fang turned his head and waved his hand at Jiang Hanzhong, feeling somewhat regretful.

Xia Maokun's kind of strong B players who only have two physical qualities A, have a chance to win the UFC championship. It is unreasonable that his two physical qualities are S, and a high physical fitness A+ cannot win the championship.

In fact, he is still a little interested in the UFC, right?...I don't know what kind of opinion is paid. If he agrees to the payment, he may have the opportunity to go to the UFC arena to show his hands.

But before that, you may have to learn how to fight first...

Lin Fang couldn't help but touch his nose when he thought of this. He was in danger several times, and he relied on the immediate reaction to kill the opponent.

To put it bluntly, it is to rely on talent to feed, without any skill.

It's okay against ordinary people, but if you encounter a master of fighting, the result may be completely different.

otherwise……

Lin Fang looked at Fang Lingxian next to him, and suddenly thought of learning two tricks.

It's just that he thought of Jiang Hanzhong on his front foot to fool himself into playing UFC. He had to learn martial arts from Fang Lingxian on his back foot. Not to mention that Fang Lingxian would doubt. Lin Fang himself felt that this was preparing for UFC.

Hey……

It seems that the way to learn martial arts from Fang Lingxian is blocked!

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

Walking out of the test field, Fang Lingxian noticed the strange expression in Lin Fang's eyes, and couldn't help but turned his head and sighed at him, and said, "I'll be embarrassed! You... are you blame me for being too domineering just now, I just replaced it without your permission Did you make a decision?"

Lin Fang couldn't help but smile, shook his head, and said, "Why?"

He hadn't expected that with Fang Lingxian's character, he would have such delicate thoughts.

Fang Lingxian has always been a straight forward, although sometimes he does things too impulsively, regardless of the consequences, but never has any bad thoughts.

Lin Fang knew that Fang Lingxian was really worried about him, and he was really thinking about him, so even if the UFC was tempting, he would not blame Fang Lingxian.

"It won't be good!"

Fang Lingxian sighed in a long sigh of relief and smiled: "I'm really afraid that you blame me for blocking your financial way and never contact me again..."

Lin Fang smiled, just about to say no, when he suddenly saw the rice grains wearing a white shirt and a black ultra-short hip skirt rushing in front of him staggeringly, he couldn't help but asked in surprise: "Huh... rice grains? How will you be here?"

Mi Lier had actually arrived at the club for quite a while, but after witnessing Fang Lingxian's amazing figure, she was a little discouraged and even regretted that she had decided to be too impulsive.

She and Guan Xiumei had already seen Lin Fang and Fang Lingxian coming out of the test field, hiding them all the way, and finally hiding behind the equipment, but they made up their minds several times but didn't stand up.

Had it not been for Guan Xiumei to push from her back at the end, the rice grains staggered and could not stand firmly, she hadn't even planned to appear in front of Lin Fang right now.

"Brother-in-law? Haha...what a coincidence!"

Mi Lier subconsciously pulled the corners of the black ultra-short hip skirt and pulled it down a few times, trying to wrap herself tighter.

She didn't know what was going on, she felt good wearing it in front of others. When she stood in front of Lin Fang, she suddenly felt a little uncomfortable all over, as if she had to be wrapped tightly to make it comfortable.

Lin Fang glanced at Mi Li'er's movements with some amusement. In fact, Mi Li'er has a very good figure, but I am afraid of comparison in everything. Standing in front of Fang Lingxian with a better figure, Mi Li'er is inevitably inferior. .

However, if the grain of rice and the ear of rice appeared together, it would in turn be better than Fang Lingxian.

"Coincident? I don't think it's such a coincidence..."

Lin Fang looked around and said, "Where's Guan Xiumei? It was a coincidence that I met her, and I met you again, it's impossible or a coincidence. Could you be called by her?"

Mi Lier looked at Lin Fang in surprise and said, "Brother-in-law, how did you guess? She called me over! She told me, you are carrying my sister on your back, and you are in love with others, let me come and catch the rape!"

Lin Fang: "..."

I catch you a big head ghost!

What makes me feel good with others behind your sister?

Me and your sister, that was the past tense long ago, okay?

Even if it's not the past tense, you shouldn't have come to join in the fun!

Lin Fang glared at Mi Li'er with a dark face, and said, "I will introduce you to Fang Lingxian, coach of the municipal martial arts team, former national martial arts champion, one of my ex-girlfriends... just like your sister! Now! It’s a good friend relationship with me. As for you... Mi Lier, you are just the sister of a flight attendant’s ex-girlfriend, don’t always call me brother-in-law, I’m not your brother-in-law, my name is Lin Fang!!!"

Fang Lingxian, one of his ex-girlfriends, and Mi Lier, one of his ex-girlfriends' sisters, looked at each other, smiled awkwardly, and stretched out their hands to hold them together.

"Hello!"

"Hello!"

Seeing Fang Lingxian and Rice Grains holding hands and laughing in a pile, Lin Fang thought the scene before him was very funny.

But thinking deeper, Lin Fang felt that fortunately he didn't have a relationship with any of them. Otherwise, it would be him who is embarrassing and difficult to do now.

Just thinking about the series of soul tortures, Lin Fang shuddered.

Things like the harem...Let's just let it go, drag it, maybe they have a solution on their own?

Lin Fang felt that when he thought about it seriously, this kind of thing seems to be the same as the floods of books written at the beginning of the previous life. Readers get used to it when the water is in the water.

This group of sand sculptures has been PUA without knowing it.

Fang Lingxian and Mi Lier had an awkward conversation without a single sentence. Lin Fang couldn't stand by and watch the show. He coughed slightly and said, "Or, let's talk somewhere else? It's not convenient here..."

The main reason was that Lin Fang felt that the two of them were inconvenient to wear. One fitness pants and one ultra-short hip skirt. The two wrapped one was rounder than the other. Lin Fang could not look at the left or the right. He could only look at it with both eyes. The ceiling, it feels very uncomfortable.

I don't know, I thought there was something wrong with his eyes.

"Yeah!"

Mi Lier was the first to agree. This was Fang Lingxian's home court. She felt that she was standing here, her momentum was a little weaker, and she couldn't exert her combat effectiveness at all.

Besides, she also needs a little time to adjust her emotions and see if there is anything she can remedy, better than Fang Lingxian from other places.

"I know that there is a good dessert shop nearby. Their milk tea and desserts are excellent. Why don't we go sit there?"

Fang Lingxian also felt that the club was not a suitable place to talk. Although she was a senior member here, she could apply for a meeting place, but it was not very convenient.

"Mi Lier, what are you doing? Didn't you say that you are the one who catches the rape? Are you good at swearing? It doesn't matter, I will help you!"

Guan Xiumei endured it for a long time, and finally couldn't help but jumped out.

She never knew that Mi Lier was so awkward!

Although he didn’t catch the rape in bed, his boyfriend’s ability to walk with a woman with such a good figure and such a sassy dress was wrong. It stands to reason that the rice grains should be full of confidence, and they should come up with a posture of catching the mistress. Sorry Fang Lingxian.

How did she know that after Mi Lier rushed out, she had no fighting power, and she was laughing awkwardly all the way.

Is there such a thing to do?

If you can't, I'll come!

Guan Xiumei did as she pleased, and she would drag the rice grains when she rushed out, and tear Fang Lingxian with her hands...

Damn it!

Sister, can you stay longer if you miss?

Don't pull me together!

Mi Lier pulled Guan Xiumei hard, anxious and frightened, and repeatedly stopped and said: "Stop! Stop! You got it wrong, Guan Guan, don't be impulsive! This sister Fang is Lin Fang's ex-girlfriend, they are now good friends! "

"Good friend? Huh..."

Guan Xiumei sneered, and said: "How many predecessors have broken up in the name of good friends, I don't believe that they are innocent, maybe they have already revived, and how many friendship guns have been fired!"

Mi Lier's face turned green when she heard this, and she said this in private, even if she said it in front of Lin Fang.

But you can't speak in front of Fang Lingxian, can you?

She is the coach of the martial arts team and the national martial arts champion!

You don't want your life, I want it!

Mi Lier hugged Guan Xiumei tightly to prevent her from taking a step forward, her mouth was close to her ear, and she gritted her teeth and said: "Guan Guan, have you brought a bow and arrow? You are so horizontal? This sister Fang is a national martial arts champion. You can fight! If you haven't figured out your situation, you have to deliver food. Otherwise, I'll let go. Do you have two tricks with her?"

Guan Xiumei: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a!"

Hold me tight, don't let go!