I'm really not a scumbag

After getting off the pendulum, Li Jianfeng was the first to rush out. He ran to the trash can, and he was vomiting like a tsunami from the mountains. A handsome face seemed to be powdered, pale and pale. .

He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang are better off. Although their complexion is not very good, at least they didn't vomit, but they still feel a little uncomfortable in their stomachs. They need to rub them back and forth to feel better.

Lin Fang saved the filmed video, and he planned to edit it with a BGM and post it to Weishi.

The first part of the big battle for the dead sand sculpture roommates, plan to pass!

Lin Fang put away his phone, beckoned to lead the way, and went to the second stop: the jumping machine.

Li Jianfeng stood with the three girls early in the name of injury, and didn't move forward when he was killed.

He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang both wanted to hide, but Lin put one hand on one hand and dragged them like a chicken, so they couldn't escape.

"Brother Fang, this is unnecessary, right?"

"This thing is too scary, let me spare my life!"

Lin put one hand and one, pressed the two to the seats of the jumping machine, sat in the middle of the room to prevent them from escaping, and then said to them with earnest words: "Nai Bin, Zhang Lang, you are all right, just read more genuine novels at the beginning. .Look at how the protagonists succeed in their practice step by step? Isn’t it because there is a great horror between life and death? The best way to overcome fear is to face fear and believe in yourself, you can! Whether it’s martial arts or cultivation, All need to experience life and death."

He Naibin: "..."

Luo Zhanglang: "..."

The two were stunned for a while, and couldn't help but rush to complain.

"Brother Fang, do you believe in the nonsense in the novel? I don't want to open the gene lock, Brother Fang!"

"You can cultivate immortals by facing your fears. Then, don't I want to fly into the sky after playing the jumper for a few years? Stop making trouble, let go!"

Lin Fang held down the two guys who were trying to break free from the safety measures, and raised his eyebrows and said, "Life is like that, you can only enjoy it if you can't resist. If you don't want to cultivate immortals, then just eat my old punch. Can you still pay a little price to ruin my reputation?"

He Naibin: "..."

Luo Zhanglang: "..."

Goo!

Goo!

The two swallowed together. They finally understood why Lin Fang had to find a few bricks before leaving school and explained to them that this was a new skill.

Co-author, this is a warning to them in advance.

Lin Fang couldn't hold the bricks, and was slapped off by Lin Fang, let alone his own flesh and blood?

He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang decisively followed their hearts and chose to accept their fate.

"Brother Fang, look at what you said, unlocking the gene lock is always happy, not for strength, I simply like the excitement!"

"Don't stop me, don't stop me, you are optimistic about Brother Fang, today I specified that I can break through to the golden core stage, and swallow a golden core into my belly. I can't help my life! Man will conquer the sky!"

Sitting next to them were all girls, who came with their friends. Originally, I saw that they looked good, but I wanted to chat with them and exchange WeChat or something.

At this moment, I heard that the two of them were surpassing each other in Secondary Two, "My fate is my fate" and they all said it, decisively giving up the idea.

Soon, the security officer checked the safety measures and signaled that it could be started.

Huh!

With the jumping machine straight into the sky, He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang started the screaming journey.

Lin Fang took out his mobile phone, calmly photographed the two people in his head, recorded all their reactions, and said, "The two next to me are my best brothers. If there is something good, I will share it. I am at the starting point. Reading novels and seeing the protagonists becoming stronger step by step, one of my favorite sayings is: There is a big horror between life and death, and then they become stronger. I hope my brother becomes stronger, now..."

After recording his own voice, Lin Fang held up the phone in front of He Naibin and said, "Nai Bin, have you unlocked the gene lock?"

"Ahhhhh...Lin let you xxx, I am so xxxx..."

This section needs to be silenced and subtitled.

Lin Fang nodded calmly and took the phone back and said, "Okay, everyone has heard it. My good buddy He Naibin is very grateful to me. He told me that he feels full of power all over his body, and the gene lock is about to open. A new evolutionary model."

Then, Lin Fang held up the phone in front of Luo Zhanglang again, and said, "Zhang Lang, what level are you now? How long will it take to cast the golden core?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Very good, this paragraph also needs silence.

Lin Fang smiled with satisfaction and nodded: "Do you hear it? It's brothers, it's full of love. Listen, listen, I can't listen to all these beautiful words, there is no way, my brother We love me so much!"

Seeing He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang in the camera screaming constantly, rolling their eyes in fear, even if they didn’t faint, Lin Fang could feel their hearts almost vomiting out of their mouths, presumably they felt the life and death. The Great Terror.

Even if they can't unlock their genetic locks and create a golden core, they have successfully bid farewell to their past self and defeated their cowardly and imperfect self.

It's ***eautful!

The second ring of the pitted sand sculpture roommate battle, the plan is passed!

A few minutes later, the jumping machine slowly stopped, Luo Zhanglang walked down, staggered two steps, and directly sat on the ground.

He Naibin was sitting on it, his feet were soft, and he couldn't get down at all. It was Lin Fang's support that he could barely move.

When Lin Fang passed Luo Zhanglang, he lifted him one by one, and put them into the hands of Sun Yulu and Jiang Wenwen.

Seeing the tragic situation of He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang, the faces of the two girls turned a little unsightly.

Jiang Wenwen said: "Brother Fang, he's been a brother in the dormitory for a few years anyway, is it inappropriate for you to do this?"

Sun Yulu was not so direct. She smiled reluctantly and said, "Lin Fang, the park is quite big, or else, let's play separately? How about free teaming?"

Luo Zhanglang pushed away Jiang Wenwen's support and cursed: "What do women know? It's a brother, so I should chop...it should be fun and exciting together. If I really don't want to play, I can still drag my brother. I go up?"

He Naibin covered Sun Yulu's mouth and smiled and said, "I'm sorry everyone, my girlfriend is a bit unclear about the situation. We have discussed with Brother Fang beforehand about what to play today. Who can't hold it, who Give up first. Jianfeng's tolerance is low, so we were eliminated in the first round. The two of us are stronger, and now we have successfully survived the second round. We will see the outcome in the third round!"

To be able to do this between girlfriend and brother, ask himself, Lin Fang can't fault it.

In comparison, He Naibin's approach is more gentle, which is worthy of his rich second-generation status.

Luo Zhanglang is too straight, considering only brotherhood, but ignoring Jiang Wenwen's feelings.

Lin Fang smiled softly, clapped his hands, and said, "Okay, you two don't want to hold on, and don't need to cover up for me. It's very simple. The three of them bragged up yesterday and helped people sit down. Black material. For the specific situation, you can search for "Meng Zuer Scandal Boyfriend Black Material Collection" and look at what the latest reply post says to know what is going on."

At this moment, even Li Jianfeng, who was hiding behind without showing his head, was embarrassed by Ao Jing's weird eyes.

He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang even wanted to find a place to drill down.

The three of them couldn't help but look at Lin Fang, their eyes more sorrowful.

Lin Fang ignored this, and he had no choice but to force it.

Previously, I only tried to teach these guys a lesson, but forgot to take into account the feelings of the girls. Now they have obviously misunderstood. Lin Fang must solve this misunderstanding.

Otherwise, in the future, He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang, and possibly even Li Jianfeng, will have to face the difficult choice of whether they want a brother or a girlfriend.

In the previous life, Lin Fang would never have thought of this.

In this life, he knew very well that once a woman had a prejudice against her man's brother, she would definitely try to destroy this friendship, and she would often succeed.

Jiang Wenwen, Sun Yulu, including Ao Jing who was a little behind, all three girls took out their phones suspiciously, and quickly searched for the keyword provided by Lin Fang: "Meng Zuer's gossip boyfriend black material complete works".

To the surprise of the three girls, the websites pointed to by this keyword are overwhelming and even firmly occupy the top three positions of search hot words.

They randomly clicked on a link to a frequently visited website and found the reason in the sticky post.

"Real hammer! The history of Lin Fang’s male scum in the black material is all true! The girl mentioned here is exactly the same as what Lin Fang’s three roommates personally told, even his three roommates said. The content is even more exaggerated and unbearable!

This Lin Fang is simply the first big scum man in the sky, he is outrageous!"

"Death to a scumbag, this kind of person living in the world is simply the biggest irresponsibility to a girl, even a crime!"

"I'm very curious, why didn't this kind of person get caught by the police? Isn't he a hooligan?"

"Is it only I want Lin Fang's WeChat? I really want to be scumbed by him..."

"Is the beauty upstairs? I know Lin Fang's WeChat. Add me first and I will push it to you."

"Don't believe this person upstairs, he is a liar, I am Lin Fang's roommate, I really have Lin Fang's WeChat!"

...

The three girls looked at the reply with the highest number of likes, looked at each other, turned their heads together, and looked at He Naibin, Luo Zhanglang, and Li Jianfeng respectively.

The three guys came together under the sharp eyes of the girls and shivered.

"What else do you want to say?"

"No wonder Brother Fang wants to teach the three of you a lesson, how can you do this?"

"I really misunderstood you, are you selling your teammates so profitably?"

Each of the three girls said one sentence, and the three guys they made were bigger than the other.

Li Jianfeng decisively raised his hand and said: "I confessed that yesterday the three of us moved a lot of things from the convenience store where our brother and girlfriend were placed back to the dormitory. We ate and drank a little bit. The classmates in the dormitory next to us were curious and asked a few more questions. , We drank too much, we didn't stop our mouths, we just drank..."

He Naibin glared at Li Jianfeng, and then said: "In fact, we didn't want to confuse brother at first. It was the three of us who were drinking and chatting by ourselves. Who knows how many people from the bedroom next door will come over, and slowly we are not right. It was too careless, so I said a few things that shouldn't be said."

Luo Zhanglang also said: "We have also discussed, thinking that we can't really reveal Brother Fang's privacy, so let's talk about it with the secret copy of the rumors on the Internet..."

"According to the script?"

"A little... a little bit, really only a little bit! We didn't expect that our words were turned into a handle, and let me let go..."

Li Jianfeng and He Naibin both echoed twice and looked at Lin Fang guiltily together.

It was because of their guilt that they willingly let Lin Fang tease.

No matter how good the relationship is, the knots still have to be solved, and they should not accumulate, otherwise the relationship will be alienated sooner or later.

Lin Fang clapped his hands, chuckled lightly, and said, "Okay, that's the end of this matter. I'm not so careful. I just want to take this rare opportunity to accompany everyone to challenge the limit."

He Naibin: "Hehe, aren't you careful? I believe it..."

Luo Zhanglang: "Hehe, aren't you careful? I believe it too..."

Li Jianfeng: "Hehe, you guess I believe it or not, are you careful?"

The three guys looked weird, all of them smiled awkwardly and politely.

Sun Yulu apologized to Lin Fang: "Brother Fang, I'm sorry, we don't understand the situation and thought..."

Seeing Lin Fang waved her hand and motioned not to mention it again, she changed her mouth with a smile: "Okay, don't mention it, don't mention it! Let's go play some less exciting projects and relax, okay? What do you have? What project do you want to play?"

"I want to go to the divination house!"

"I want to go to Terror Castle!"

Jiang Wenwen and Ao Jing made their voices almost at the same time, but their opinions differed.

Sun Yulu turned to look at He Naibin's men and said, "What about you? Where do you want to go?"

"Horror Castle!" ×3!

Of course, choose the castle of horror (haunted house), is this still a choice?

It's a man, I understand it!

"Well, there are four votes for the castle of horror!"

Sun Yulu looked at Lin Fang with a smile, and said: "I'm sorry, Brother Fang, I wanted to ask your opinion, but now it seems that I don't need to ask!"

Lin Fang smiled and nodded, "I have no objection, just go to the castle!"

The lesson for the three sand sculpture roommates is almost the same. The third step is to upload the micro-view. The steps in the amusement park have been completed. Give them the rest of the time and let them enjoy a few happy times. This is Lin Put the last tenderness to them.

When the video is uploaded, everyone knows the true colors of these three guys, and they will speed up (xiu) music (chi) even more.

At the moment, the group changed their route and headed to the castle of horror.

The haunted house used to be a standard feature in the amusement park, and there was a period of highlight.

It's just that with the development of technology, there are more and more entertainment methods, and the various methods of stimulating (death) have become more and more abundant, and the haunted house has slowly declined.

Neverland has followed the trend closely and established the horror castle project, introducing the "immersive experience" mode.

Players enter the castle and change into costumes that match the horror plot. There will be various NPCs (actors) or attack, guide, or entrap on the way, and there will even appear various edible props, which enriches the gameplay , Which also improves the experience.

When Lin Fang first entered the haunted house, he actually didn't care. He originally planned to pass the soy sauce all the way, but starting from changing his clothes, this ancient castle of horrors gave him an extraordinary experience.

The story provided by Castle of Horror this week is "Dungeon of Sword and Wizarding World". The main storyline is that a group of adventurers strayed into the dungeon and fell in love with dark elves, cavemen, and dwarves in a bizarre and terrifying environment. Survive under the raid of various monsters.

If you accept this setting, it feels really not bad.

However, there are four adventurer modes provided by Terror Castle: Single, Double, Three and Five.

Generally speaking, these four models are sufficient to deal with most situations, whether it is single, couple or family, they have basically taken care of them.

But Lin Fang's group of people are actually seven rare people. The castle manager pulled his hair for a while, and tentatively asked: "I don't know if a few people are interested in experiencing our hidden mode: adventurer + observer mode?"

Originally, I was still discussing, but it really didn't work, whether to experience it in batches, but I didn't expect what hidden mode was triggered.

Now, everyone is not sleepy.

"We choose this!"

Yes, almost unanimously passed, Lin Fang and his group started a haunted house adventure in hidden mode.

The so-called adventurer + observer mode is based on the original shield (meat shield), magic (spell wound), animal husbandry (auxiliary), thief (jungling, unlocking), and hunting (physical injury). Protected observers (adventurers with krypton gold props, holding a few paid props), add an observer who can only provide clues (own NPC, holding a few key clues).

This hidden mode is very unfriendly to players who play fewer types of games, so it has never been enabled since it was designed.

If Lin Fang's group had too many people and there were four men, the castle administrator judged that they should have played many games and would probably accept it. He would not ask for trouble if he killed him.

He is really curious as to whether this hidden mode is as fun as the design description says.

Therefore, in the process of choosing a profession, Lin Fang was selected as an NPC observer in the first round.

The three girls chose the mage, priest, and Kryptonite prop observer respectively.

He Naibin, Li Jianfeng, and Luo Zhanglang naturally took the remaining meat shield, thieves and hunter classes.

After the seven people changed their clothes, the thief Luo Zhanglang went out to find the way first. Li Jianfeng guarded closely next to the Krypton watcher Ao Jing, the flesh shield He Naibin guarded the mage Sun Yulu, and the priest Jiang Wenwen was at a loss.

Lin Fang, the clue NPC, is very relaxed because of the [Absolute Defense] BUFF, and he is at the end. He is holding his mobile phone to capture the sand sculpture moments of his roommates at any time, ready to be a vegetable dish, cut it in, and upload it to Weishi Above.

So, a great dungeon adventure began like this...