I'm really not a scumbag

A few days passed after returning from the amusement park.

Lin Fang sorted out his thoughts and lived his last year of college campus life step by step.

It's just that he imagined that he would go through ordinary college life again, and he was destined to miss him.

The scandal with Meng Zuer, Meng Zuer's side was pinched, but his side was getting worse.

The freshman students are more vigorous than the other, if the auntie downstairs is not strong enough, they can fill up Lin Fang's bedroom.

Even Lin Fang's work and rest were clearly touched by them.

Whether it's him getting up early for a run, going to the cafeteria at noon, or going to the library in the afternoon, he can't avoid the tight marking tactics of the freshman students.

That night, there was noisy downstairs, and another school girl who was dizzy by the impulse of love placed a heart-shaped candle pattern on the floor of Lin Fang's dormitory, holding a megaphone, and confessed to him while she was in the moonlight.

"Senior Lin Fang, I declare you..."

Standing in front of the window, Lin Fang looked at the freshman in a white dress standing in the middle of the burning heart-shaped pattern downstairs. He sighed quietly: "The biggest stumbling block on the way men struggle is women! By so many women I like it, really annoying!"

The three roommates who looked at the diorama with their heads trembling together.

He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang, who already have girlfriends, are okay. They really can't stand the soreness, and they can find their baby to comfort them.

It's just that Li Jianfeng, who is still single after suffering, was angry when He Naibin and Luo Zhanglang looked at him with sympathy.

"What to look at! I've been on hand recently... No, I recently output too much, I need to cultivate myself. The love that breaks up at dawn is not suitable for me, I need to concentrate on my studies! I think that Brother Fang is right, a woman is a man A stumbling block on the road to struggle!"

He Naibin: "Hehe..."

Luo Zhanglang: "Hehe..."

Huh...

Lin Fang closed the window, Shun Shun pulled the curtains, picked up a book, sat back at the desk, and continued reading.

When He Naibin saw this, he threw his phone on the bed, pulled a chair and sat next to Lin Fang, and asked curiously: "Brother Fang, your condition is not right, how come from the start of school on the 1st to the present, you hold the book every day. Look, at the beginning I read the textbooks for freshman, two days ago, I read the sophomore, today I changed to the junior. It’s not right to say you are easy to learn, and it’s almost a week now. What's your situation? ?"

Lin Fang stared at the book, flipping through it quickly, and replied: "Review and prepare for the exam. Consolidate the knowledge learned in the past few years, apply for graduation, and then go to the postgraduate exam of Professor Qian."

Originally, Lin Fang planned to enjoy his last year of college life.

He has tens of millions in his hands and a little salted fish. This money will be enough for a lifetime. Just indulge in one year, there is nothing to worry about.

It's just that the plan couldn't keep up with the changes, and a week passed in a flash, and the offensive of the freshman students continued unabated.

Lin Fang had no choice but to change his plan.

The struggle plan is advanced, and the arbitrary youth plan is still dead.

After all the calculations, Lin Fang still ignored his attraction to the little girl, and said nothing.

Lin put a video of the sand sculpture roommates on his Weishi account. He originally wanted to make the three guys make a fool of himself, and then laughed at them with comments.

Who knows that the comments below the video have been crooked to Java from the first floor.

"Wow...Lin Fang, it turns out this is your Weishi account. I'm paying attention! I'm paying attention! You're so handsome, I'm so good to announce you!"

"Followed! Seeking mutual relations!"

"Lin Fang, you scumbag man, the old lady is not big enough, or the butt is not enough, the face is not beautiful enough, or the bed is not enough, you are scumbag so many ordinary-looking, ordinary little hooves, but not Come to me, send me a private message, I will teach you a lesson!"

"Fuck, are the micro-vision videos upstairs so spicy? No, I have to prepare a little nutrition express!"

"Didn't you find out that when Lin played these extreme events, he was super calm and didn't even shake his hands? I didn't say nonsense. I think it is necessary to take my kryptonite and give him an appraisal!"

"Senior Lin Fang is already very good, how else could Meng Zuer like him? He is a Superman!"

"Wow! Lin Fang is a good MAN, I'm in love with love, please flop!"

"The lobster feast tour group is here to report, Lim Fuhao, please show us the lives of your rich people again!"

"Xia Xue saw the goddess support group come to report, Lin Fang, we support you to stay with Goddess Xia, and cut off relations with other women!"

...

Lin Fang's goal of laughing at the three roommates was not achieved, but the fans of the Weishi account soared.

Even the people who knew him because of the lobster feast and late-night rendezvous Xia Xue saw the video, but also because of these videos, they paid attention to Lin Fang's Weishi account, and frequently sent him private messages and various harassment.

As if overnight, Lin Fang found that he had really become a small or small internet celebrity.

The follow-up impact of the scandal with Meng Zuer continued, and it has been fermenting to the present, Lin Fang is somewhat troubled.

Fortunately, these troubles are only confined to the campus for the time being, only confined to the craziness of the freshman students.

Therefore, Lin Fang simply planned to break the situation with violence, graduate early, and go straight to graduate school.

Qian Hongkang had long given Lin the test questions, that is to go to Ding Tai Hang for an internship, as long as he successfully passed the internship, he would accept Lin Fang as a graduate student, which is also a postgraduate.

In other words, Lin Fang just went to the door to report.

I just don't want to forget everything I learned before leaving the school. I intend to review my undergraduate knowledge again during the period before the law test.

The result was a little beyond Lin Fang's expectations, his memory was not so good.

Just flip through the book, the things learned in the previous life are immediately recalled from the deep memory, and then occupy a reading position in the shallow memory. As long as it is triggered by a keyword, it can be recalled at any time.

Even things that have not been learned will be quickly memorized first, and then they will be categorized into the knowledge they have learned by analogy, and a brain library that belongs to Lin Fang is constructed bit by bit.

For nearly a week, whether it is long or short, at least in the undergraduate knowledge of law, Lin Fang has built a corner of the brain library.

This kind of knowledge is increasing little by little, and the feeling of being able to use it flexibly is not so cool.

Lin Fang's last life was fortunate enough to meet such a super schoolmaster when he was in high school. At that time, he, like everyone else, called him a monster.

Unexpectedly, in this life, Lin Fang was finally fortunate enough to become his "most annoying" person, that monster!

That's why Lin Fang just stood at the window and said with feelings: Women are his stumbling block.

After all, learning knowledge is great, and being with girls is great.

If there are more girls you can know, it will greatly occupy and compress Lin Fang's time to absorb knowledge, adding endless troubles to him.

...

He Naibin glanced at Lin Fang in surprise, and said, "Do you want to take the postgraduate exam of Professor Qian? His postgraduate exam is not good? I heard that there are more and more divorce lawsuits. In the past few years, the "Marriage Law" was still not popular. It's hot now. Professor Qian's graduate student threshold is not generally high now!"

Lin Fang: "Uh...reading! Reading!"

After hesitating, Lin Fang decided not to answer He Naibin's question.

It doesn't matter whether he answered that he has been granted a postgraduate degree or that it is not difficult to answer the postgraduate entrance examination, it seems that it is not good.

Forget it, Jinyi Night Walk, then Jinyi Night Walk, too many blows to roommates on the same night will not be good, and they will doubt life.

Seeing that Lin Fang was really reading books, He Naibin couldn’t help but curled his lips. He was not interested in the postgraduate entrance examinations. He just wanted to help his parents spend money. If he didn’t work hard, his parents would only earn so much money. There will be more and more, very sad.

Fortunately, He Naibin now has Sun Yulu's girlfriend, and the two of them are ruined together, which reduces him a lot of pressure.

He Naibin looked back at Luo Zhanglang and Li Jianfeng, trying to drag them to play a few kings, but found that one of them was searching for part-time jobs on the Internet and the other was studying a dating website.

Seeing this scene, He Naibin couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

He first ran to pull Luo Zhanglang a hand, and said, "Zhang Lang, what's your situation? We are already a senior, have you not implemented your internship unit yet? After a little internship, you can sign a contract if you feel satisfied, no Satisfied, when the school recruits, there is no need to worry about the unit?"

Luo Zhanglang turned his head and smiled at He Naibin, scratching his head, and said: "The internship unit has been implemented. I didn't go. I ran for takeout and errands for a while, and I found it was quite profitable. I'm thinking about it now. Can you do something else in your spare time when delivering food."

He Naibin: "???"

With a question mark on his face, He Naibin came back to his senses, looked at Luo Zhanglang in shock, and said, "No, Xiaoqiang! You are a 985 undergraduate graduating student, running to deliver food? What do you think?"

Luo Zhanglang chuckled again, and said: "I didn't think much about it. I just think that delivering food and running errands are good. As long as you run fast, you don't have to bear so much pressure on seniority, and you will soon be able to get into the top five in other industries. Salary after the year."

Lin Fang turned around and said to Luo Zhanglang, "Zhang Lang, that's correct. But the ceiling for food delivery is very low. You only have so much time in a day. No matter how hard you work, the number of orders in a day is the same. There is an upper limit. This upper limit is probably only the lower limit for the law major to choose a career after five years."

Luo Zhanglang nodded, and said: "Brother Fang, I have seriously considered the question you mentioned. This is not a lack... Am I thinking of other ways? I plan to find another part-time job besides delivering food. Do it."

Li Jianfeng, who stared at the blind date website, interrupted at this time: "Then you go to the starting point to write a book. I often read novels at the starting point. It costs a thousand dollars to read books and rewards for a month. I see those great authors, they are pretty good. It’s so profitable, the books written are stinky and long, and many people applaud!"

Lin Fang brows jumped, feeling an inexplicable maliciousness enveloped him, he couldn't help but say: "Jianfeng, I heard: persuade people to learn medicine, thunder and strike; persuade people to learn the law, thousands of knives. I heard that the starting point The authors of the book all have no hair, are still fat, have kidney deficiency, and a poor waist. How do you persuade people to write a book?"

Li Jianfeng slammed a violent spirit and said, "Isn't it? The great gods who started writing books are so miserable?"

Lin Fang shook his head, and said: "The great god is sure that his wife and concubine will sing songs every night. The average author is so miserable. I heard that an author named Huoxiang is particularly miserable. Basically, he was a traitor for 45 years and 49 years. I voted for the fruit party."

Li Jianfeng thought about it for a while and nodded in agreement: "Chang Lang, you should stop writing a book..."

"No! I want to write!"

Luo Zhanglang's eyes were shining, he shook Li Jianfeng's hand hard, shook it a few times, and said: "Jianfeng, thank you so much! I found that delivering food and writing a book are a perfect match! Now the phone is very smart , I can use the interval of delivering food to write a book by voice!"

Lin Fang gave Li Jianfeng a fierce look, expressing his strong condemnation with his eyes.

Persuading people to write books is known as the killer trick of persuading people to study medicine + persuading people to study the law. There are countless deceptions. Let your good brothers and roommates write books. Is this a human being?

Li Jianfeng shrank his head, and while smiling at Luo Zhanglang, he expressed helplessness to Lin Fang: Brother Fang, I just said casually, who knew Zhang Lang took him seriously!

Lin Fang didn't know how to persuade Luo Zhanglang. He knew why Luo Zhanglang went to deliver food, and he also knew why he wanted to find another part-time job.

From the moment Luo Zhanglang asked to borrow money, Lin Fang knew that Luo Zhanglang had encountered difficulties, and that it was still a great difficulty. Otherwise, Luo Zhanglang would not be able to open this mouth to himself.

It’s just that Luo Zhanglang didn’t say it himself, and it’s not convenient for Lin Fang to ask. He kept waiting, but the senior year ended. Luo Zhanglang didn’t say what difficulties he encountered. Make money by delivering food.

If it hadn't been for Luo Zhanglang to speak by himself today, Lin Fang wouldn't know that during the holiday period, Luo Zhanglang hadn't actually gone for an internship, but had sent takeaways for two full months.

The money Luo Zhanglang borrowed was repaid when Lin Fang went to Beijing.

Lin Fang didn't care too much at the time, and now he knows the bitterness behind the money Luo Zhanglang paid back.

Obviously, Luo Zhanglang's problem has not been solved yet, but his choice is to carry it himself.

Lin Fang went through the ditch with He Naibin several times on this matter, and both of them felt that as long as Luo Zhanglang said the problem, the two of them, even Li Jianfeng, could easily handle it.

But Luo Zhanglang just didn't say.

Lin Fang didn't know whether to praise him or to scold him for the Tiehanhan brothers who chose to carry everything on their own when they encountered them and didn't want to trouble others.

Lin Fang turned his head and stopped participating in the discussion, staring at the book in his hand, but his mind was slightly distracted.

He Naibin, like his previous life, has a wealthy second generation. His biggest dream in life is to take the advantage of the country and help his parents lose the family.

Lin Fang remembered that in the previous life, He Naibin changed his girlfriend faster than he changed his clothes. He did not have a fixed girlfriend until the world crossed.

He Naibin is still a prodigal demon in this life, but there is more Sun Yulu, who also likes prodigal girlfriends. The problem is, Sun Yulu seems to have more money than He Naibin's.

I don't know if the two of them work together to defeat the He and Sun families while they are alive.

Compared with the previous life, Luo Zhanglang's life has also taken a sharp turn and embarked on a different path.

At least Lin Fang never thought that Luo Zhanglang would really go all the way with Jiang Wenwen until now.

He did not discriminate against Jiang Wenwen's previous occupation, but felt that the knowledge gap between Luo Zhanglang and Jiang Wenwen was too large, and the three views were different, and it might be difficult to have a common language.

To Lin Fang’s surprise, Luo Zhanglang could actually let go of the face of a 985 undergraduate, and ran to deliver food. He also thought of writing a book part-time at the starting point. The hard work is certain, but he also inadvertently pulled him closer. The distance to Jiang Wenwen.

I don’t know, this is considered to be a misunderstanding...

As for Li Jianfeng, what is different from his previous life may be that besides being on the road of falling in love, he also started the idea of ​​a blind date website. I don't know if he really wants to get married.

Perhaps Li Jianfeng is really used to breaking up love at dawn, or he can't learn to please girls, no matter what personality or style of girls get along, he will have to fight with others at most two dates.

In the last life, He Naibin also introduced countless girlfriends to Li Jianfeng, but the last one did not succeed. On the contrary, He Naibin followed to comfort the introduced young ladies and wipe his buttocks.

When Lin Fang thought about it, he suddenly realized that the life path of the three roommates seemed to have already been planned.

He Naibin went farther and farther on the road of ruin.

Luo Zhanglang put down his figure, planning to deliver food during the day and write books in his spare time and at night.

Li Jianfeng's love + blind date, it seems that life will not be fulfilled without a vigorous love.

Although everyone has not graduated yet, their respective life paths have already made choices in silence.

And myself...

Lin Fang returned to his mind, glanced at the book in his hand, couldn't help but smile.

With a good brain and a good body, even if you don't rely on those ex-girlfriends, you can still reach the pinnacle of life.

And what I need to do now is to completely build the brain library, and then get rid of the farce-like pursuits of the freshman students downstairs.

...

Downstairs in the boys’ dormitory, the girl’s roommate in white gave her a light push and whispered: “Ellie, or let’s go... It’s been a long time, and Senior Lin Fang hasn’t come down. He even closed the curtains. , I definitely refused, it would be embarrassing to stay any longer!"

The girl in white Allie shook her head and said: "I don't! There is nothing embarrassing, as long as I am not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed! I will continue to shout! Besides, I pursue the people I like, yes What's so embarrassing, it is more courageous than those who dare not say, but who want to give pointers to others!"

Didn't it forgotten, or there was such a deliberate intention, Ellie didn't turn off the megaphone, and everything she just said was transmitted through the megaphone in her hand.

Among the crowd of onlookers and laughing, there were some girls who turned and left silently. They were the kind of people who only dared to point but didn't dare to say love out loud.