I made some random characters, they might have stuffed them.

"Hmm, is this the guy who did it with Ryleaf? And it's definitely like Fortune Dark with you."

I am now kneeling among the thrones against the king. There seems to be a line of nobles around asking how I am.

Serene? It's still over my head. Your nails just pulled me in.

"Woohoo, poor Philick! I've lost so much weight in just three days! Father, let's beat this man to the neck."

"This is Madeleine. I'm telling you to say Your Majesty on official business."

You call Serene's perfect slim body pathetic, you princess. How can your cat be overweight to see this perfect body line and get that reaction?

"I'm sorry about my daughter. So, can you let me know where you got that Fortune Dark?

"Yes, I am a player, so please forgive me for the strange tone and manners..."

"Uhm, let's forgive"

"Thank you, Your Majesty. He showed up when he used his skills, his family summons."

"Family summons… a skill used by a clan of vampires and some monsters living in the West"

Heh. Some vampires do.

Besides, around being distinct from monsters, it looks like a reincarnation system could make players vampires, too. It seems strong when you use dark magic or something.

"It sounds like a race from what I've seen, but how can you use that skill?

"... we obtained it when we defeated the disaster ahead"

"Ho, did you destroy this disaster?"

Oh, my God..., I'm bothering around, but I'm also the cause. If he finds out, he won't go out of style!

"Then can you prove it was summoned by that Fortune Dark?

"Prove it? Uh, please wait..."

Should I even show it on the Serene status screen? Sure tap here...... Hmm!? I just didn't write a word about my family or anything!?

You can't prove it's my family, can you? If it stays like this, Serene will take it to the princess, and I'll go to jail and become an orange name...

"Hey, why don't you hurry up?"

"Hey, wait a minute, will you?

"There's no way I can prove it! 'Cause she's my philistine."

Come on, princess! I've got a fat cat (tentative) and my serene with me!

But as it is, I can't prove Serene is my family. What the hell am I supposed to do...!

Think, think. Me! What's the way Serene proves she's my family? How do I make her admit she's not a princess fat cat (tentative)...... ha! How can I find a fat cat?

I don't really feel comfortable with it, but it's possible we can find it on this spot. It's okay, the odds converge. I just have to believe that my next use will definitely be my favorable development.

As such, I'm going to do something that's going to have a better chance of success. I whisper instructions to Serene.

(Serene, it's Lux Steel to the number one LUK guy in this room who looks expensive!

"Nha?"

(No problem if you don't spray it, do it)

"Nnyau."

... Apparently you succeeded. I could see one of the guards behind me running with his belly down.

Was it because I ate even older food and had less luck? Sorry, unknown soldier.

(Next you send me the LUK for what you stole on the rackpass)

"Nyah."

(... Ok, has the LUK gone up by 500? Better than I thought!

Now we're ready. After that, I just have to believe that a random number of goddesses will carry me victory.

"Thank you for waiting, Your Majesty. Let me prove to you that Serene is my family. I would like your permission to use the arts on this occasion."

"Fine. Allow."

When I was refused, I was forced to use the arts and thought about using it in the return home, but my permission to use it was dropped.

"Your Majesty! Anything is too dangerous!

"You have no idea what kind of art this person will use!

"What, let's not have a problem. The strongest knights are on the other side. It will protect the rest from the nasty arts."

"Words without a body, Your Grace."

Oh, was it Sophia who was holding back next to the king? I didn't realize the vibe was gone.

The guy who overwhelms the alien with his bare hands is fully equipped to hold the shield. Now the king will be safe in case Arts becomes attacked.

"Then I will! Butterfly Effect Wow!"

"" "" "Yes no......!?

Ha-ha-ha! The noblemen around you look like pigeons eating bean cannons!

That would be right. I'm going to gauge my luck while I seek to use the arts in such a confident way. If I'm in the same situation, I don't know what I'm doing.

There are more butterflies than there were when I used them twice in the past. That sounds like a tornado though...... not too flashy just to look for a little cat?

No, no, because I'm sure this performance is just rough because it's going to have results close to my wish. Isn't that right? Tell me you are!

So much so that the butterflies vanished into the void, where just silence came.

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"Oh, yeah? Oops......"

What the hell was that flashy performance!?

"... what the hell does that prove?"

Yes, it was when the king inquired.

And part of the ceiling collapsed and came down on me.

"Wow!?

"Mr. Reilly! Serene!"

"Ugh... gu, gehoggyho. Something heavy...... Serene, are you okay?

"Bunyaaa"

"Is that it? You're so fat, huh? What happened in this instant?"

"Phyllic!

"Gobba!?

The princess kicked me relentlessly. Every piece of rubble that falls kicks me in the leg or whatever...!

"Nyer......"

"Oh, Serene. Are you okay?"

"Nyaa!"

"Huh!?

Funny how they scratched my face. Are you mad that I thought it was you for a second? Ha, she's cute!

"If you were Phyllic, where would you have hidden? I was so worried about you, huh?

"Bunya? Fugofugo...... Bunya!

"What's wrong with being so excited already, Phillip?

What? The fat cat's starting to rumble, huh? It's like staring at Serene with strangely bloody eyes...

"Ha! Isn't that the male!

Philick's a male, isn't he? Of course not. "

Damn, wouldn't it have been such a hassle if I had checked the gender of the cat I was no longer at the beginning! I just thought you were a female because you put it on.

"Bunyaaa!"

"Ah, Philick!

"Nha!?

A fat cat forced out of the princess's custody approaches Serene.

You son of a bitch, are you gonna fuck with my Serene!?

"Bunyaaa!" (Merge with Ode and become a family. Ooh!

"Let it be, you fucking fat cat! Scrape all the extra fat off and then get it back out!

"Pugyoe!?

"Phyllic!?

"Oh, shit..."

I accidentally kicked the royal pet.

In the sight of kings, princesses and other aristocratic masses and soldiers.

... anybody know any awesome lawyers who can win acquittals from here?