I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

"Heh? Oh, can I sleep? I'm glad the demon showed up. Wow."

A waking girl is stroking her chest down. That one, for a small, young face. Great breasts. I can tell the valley of my chest is clear when I say it's held down by leather armor, but it's a shape that looks down from the top.

"I've lost a lot of money, but my stomach and heart have been filled. Thank you so much."

The girl is deeply bowing her head to me, the vending machine. What a good daughter. I appreciate it. Thanks to the money you put in, I can earn more points.

"Thank you"

I'm so glad this word was in the vending machine. This is how I can convey my thanks.

"Oh, yes. Hello. Uh, can you talk to me?

I'd like to answer you, but if I had a biological body, I'd be bored with the lack of a response. Is there any way to deliver these words, thoughts, somehow?

"Uh, I wonder if I can only speak certain words. I know someone who invents magical tools, whose name is Hulumi. Oh, we didn't even name it. It's called Ramisu."

Hmm. Let's remember it right. My first customer's name is Ramisu. All right, I won't forget.

"So, one of the child's inventions is researching sealing voices in objects and letting them go. He said that he could call in the store automatically or something. I wonder if that's how you feel. If I had, I'd be glad to hear from you."

Whoa, the greatest chance of communicating your will! Is this kid pretty sharp? This is a delightful miscalculation.

"Welcome"

"Wow. You know what I mean! I guess I'll be impressed if Hulumi finds out about this. Oh, well, yes, if you like, you're here instead of yes. So, I don't know if I'm gonna say another word instead of no."

What a good idea. Yes, and the world changes just because I can tell you no. Of course it's up to O.K.

"Zane."

"Pfft, is that a substitute for no?

"Welcome"

"That's, yes, right? Yeah, okay. Uh... I wonder if I could say your name."

I'd like to answer, but you can't. I hope one day we can have a smooth conversation.

"Zane."

"You can't say your name, I'm so sorry. Oh, yeah, why are you here? You have an important mission or something?

"Zane."

"Um, I don't know what to ask. Maybe what... do I miss you or something?

Oh, how do you know that? That. Does Ramis have the ability to protect and do that? You think you understand the emotions of inorganic objects?

"Welcome"

"I knew it was. For some reason, I looked lonely sitting on the lake. I thought it was your fault."

Was it such a sad appearance? Nothing. If I had one vending machine on the shore of the lake, I would certainly look lonely though.

"Maybe it's okay to move or something?

"Welcome"

"Oh, yeah! If you like, why don't you get out of here and fit in with Hulumi? I think she'd like to talk to you."

"Welcome"

That's where I want to be, but I don't think I can travel any way. I'm not going to take charge of it. There's no way I can hold a vending machine by myself.

"That's good! Good, I thought it was extra and chilled. Well, excuse me for a moment."

Oh, what are you doing bending over? Looks like Ramis has become quite the vending machine maniac for holding me. Comrade, it's a blast!

"Come on!

Huh? Huh, my body's floating. Come on, how can you lift me like this little girl who seems to have more than 500 kilos?

"It's a little heavy, but it looks like I can carry it. Nsha, Nsha."

Whoa, whoa, they're moving! It's a slow walk, but that's awesome. I wonder if this is the one that protects his powers. My fingers are slightly stuck, but I can't say the luxury is in the position they're carrying me.

Ooh, the lake's going away. It was a short number of days, but it's a landscape I've been looking at ever since I came to the other world, and to say I'm not attached would be a lie.

With all due respect, I bow my head in my heart.

"Thank you"

"You're going to take a break here for a while. Oh, I think I'll buy some yellow, light-hearted soup. I'm hungry."

Rummis, who had been walking for nearly two hours holding me since then, gently put me in the huge rock shade of the meadow where the weeds grew.

"I wonder if my luck has come down since I met you, I have never met the Frogman Demon. This is their territory."

I guess that's a little different.

So far, no battle has occurred, but I have witnessed several times frog humans looking at us in horror from afar. Maybe my rumors are spreading within my people and I'm on guard.

Um, are you hungry? Corn soup doesn't make you that hungry. Was there anything on the product that would accumulate in my stomach?

The current point is 268. I look at products that can consume 10 points and be replaced. Points are severely drained here, but I will continue to take care of Rummis. Then I want to do what I can for her.

I like the calories and texture. Maybe some juice powder or something. It's sweet, and women are going to love it. Oh, but I've heard that outsiders don't like fillings. I was wondering if it looked like mud.

When that happens, there is also an option of burgers and cup noodles for anything else that seems good, but that is tough on me now that I don't have enough points overwhelmingly because I have to add special features.

A product that can be eaten with what's in the can… Ah, there is. Locally famous. Isn't this 30 points of purchase? Uh, I wanted to buy a can of rice. I learned how to exchange a lot of items with high selling prices.

Now I want to save as many points as I can, make it cheaper without forcing it.

Does that mean that the selling price is 1,000 yen or would you prefer a single piece of silver coin? Oh, you had sweets. Sometimes this requires special features, but there are treats that are rarely placed alongside refreshing drinks in regular vending machines. If the shape is close to the can, it looks like it can be placed normally.

Uh, there was. Unlike regular potato chips, this bottled treat molds potatoes to resemble potato chips. Replace this with one mineral water.

"Heh! Bi, I'm surprised - something glowed... Ah, the product has changed? I wonder what this red cylinder is. There's a picture of thin, round objects overlapping, but maybe food?

"Welcome"

"Oh, yeah... no, it is. The price is the same, I think I'll buy it."

Do you care even though she is still cute?

I received a molded potato chip in a red cylinder from the removal port and managed to open the lid on my own, although it seemed like a vicious struggle.

"This cylinder and stuff is very good quality, but the paintings I'm writing around are also going to sell for a great price if I sell them with precision. What's in it now?"

Appetite seemed to prevail over curiosity, pulling the wrapping paper and removing the contents.

He seemed to understand that it was like a treat and chewed without hesitation. It tastes like a fake, by the way.

"Huh, oh, what, this texture. It's a light salty flavor, but it won't stop."

Cheeks all over the mouth pour in additional mineral water purchased. Haunted me, or to the demonic charm of this treat. I love this too, and when I realize it, I can't eat one size lightly that's twice the size of this.

"Ah, the money's going down like hot water. Ooh, but it's not going to stop. No."

"Thank you"

I'll thank you.

Six silver coins for this sale. 6,000 yen in Japanese yen. That's 60 points. You recovered to 320.

Yeah, well, now that you can change the price, I'll replace mineral water with a thousand. Now all the items on the vending machine are 1000.

Sometimes the calculations are troublesome, so I unified them, but my conscience blamed me for the same point of purchase of mineral water, corn soup, and milk tea.

If Ramis's money is about to run out, will he offer it at once? My wallet seems to be getting lighter and lighter. My life is at stake for a while, so let me offer it at this price.