I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

"Whoa! Why is the King Frog Demon coming over here! They went on a crusade. What the fuck!

Ignore the yelling hunter and stare at the giant frog.

A few hunters are chasing us from the rear. Judging from that size, is the king frog about three meters long? It's going to reach about the second floor of the apartment.

Unlike frog humans, those are almost frogs. I haven't even walked on two legs, and my hands and feet remain frogs. However, wearing earthy armor on my body doesn't seem to mean I'm just a frog.

Well, above all, how does it work for your body to be in flames? I was wondering if someone in the hunter burned that, but when you see it flat, are you burning on your own?

"Damn, you're in a state of anger. You can't get any closer than that!

Oh, I knew the frog was doing it himself, that flame. I'd expect it to be like a blessing, but be my bond. It's nothing. The power of blessing.

Every time I bounce, I feel the body of the machine shake. Is it pretty heavy even though it's about three meters in size? No, I've heard frog bodies are pretty stiff when grabbed muscularly.

And, I've been calmly discussing it... it's not bad. This?

"Retreat! Everybody, retreat!

"Run. Whoa, whoa! Leave your stuff behind!

Everyone is starting to withdraw at the same time. I thought we'd be in a state of haste and confusion here, and they're all handy. The majority of hunters have already escaped in seconds.

"Oh, huh?

Ramis is just looking around with Kyolo, not knowing what to do. I thought you wouldn't be good at making these aggressive decisions or anything, because hitting my button in a row won't do anything! Calm down, calm down!

"Zane."

"Ha, well, you're right. I need to calm down. Hackon, let's get out of here!

Have you finally gotten sane? I was just trying to get away with carrying me, and Ramisu's movements stopped. I tried to hurry, but I was convinced to check the direction she was looking.

"Damn, Unas is moving! Are you scared? Move, move!

I know the horned pig is called Unas, but have you witnessed that giant frog and become stiff? I've heard of a frog stared at by a snake, but it's only ironic how ugly a frog stared at me.

If that one with the injured man on it doesn't move, the injured men will have to walk on their own. The wounds are blocked, but they're draining blood and strength, and there's no chance they'll get away with it.

There's no need to get lost in order for Ramis to help. The most important thing here is my life. You will abandon them, but abandoning others in an emergency is not a sin. So...

"I won't help you! If Unas can't move, we'll pull!

I thought you'd say that. You saved me, too, because you're such a lame ass. If I have to, I'll do everything in my power to set the line, so you can do whatever you want. No matter what happens, just let her try to save it.

Running over to the loaded hog car, he gently stroked the frightened Unas's back and removed the restraint. So I ran away with great momentum as if I had been brought back.

"Why, you let him get away with it! Die on us."

"I won't tell you! I'll pull instead."

Block the injured man's words and grip the luggage car with both hands when Ramis screams. And then I ate my teeth and took a step forward.

There's no way a girl could pull a luggage car with as many as nine adults on it by herself. But she has the power to easily carry me, the vending machine. I know that. It's not a surprise to me. But......

"Fuuuuuuuu"

The walk is slow. The ground would be muddy and take off your feet and the wheels would be heavy. It's a roll just to be able to move that though slow, but it doesn't mean anything in this situation.

There's an approaching king frog coming pretty close from behind. It's only a matter of time before you get trampled by that or swallowed up by a giant mouth if you keep it up. Is there any more burning?

If I could talk, I could tell her to unload the vending machine she's carrying... but if she could, she would refuse.

What do I do, what do I do? Do we have to try to withstand the attack of the opponent in the junction? If it's just Ramis, we might be able to save him, but the injured can't.

It is impossible to defeat an injured person alone if the facade on his arm cannot be stopped. The hunter that was left in the escort is running first.

If so, is there any way to stop it?

If you can surprise or disturb them, that's fine. If we buy time, the hunters who are following us from the rear will do something about it. Is there anything you can do to buy time or get in the way?!?

The shaking and screaming of the injured, who sees through the product but gradually gets bigger, induces haste. Oh, shit, something, something!

What's beneficial about the lineup of products I've bought before... wait, ah, about time with this and this!

How many points do you have? If you're over 6,000, that's enough!

First, add features and change them. Until now, the pet bottle 500 ml was the biggest size, but I would consume 1000 points so that I could also put a 2 litre pet bottle.

And the purchase of new products. Arrange two liters of coke, a carbonated beverage, all the way. I haven't seen it lately, either. It's a diet on a name. I don't need any other products now.

I don't realize the ramisu I'm carrying just because I changed the product, so I'll drop one for now!

"Ugh, what's that noise now!? Did they catch up?

"No, you're not, Ramisu. That's on your back, was it Hackon? Looks like something's falling off on its own."

Nice assist. Bearded man. So notice, Ramis.

"Duh, get out of the way, drop the product in this situation. Could it mean something to you, Hackon?

"Welcome"

"There's something you can do, isn't there? I believe you!"

Rummis took his hand off the carrier, dropped me off to the ground without getting lost, and took out a two-litre pet bottle.

"What, this bubble is getting puffy... that weird juice?

I think I remembered that time, but if you understand me, fine. Do you want to behave in general at this rate?

Carry the coke one after the other to the outlet. It is a flow task for Ramis to pull it out and leave it on the carrier.

No, you stopped grunting. Have you made any progress?

Hey, when you look at the king frog, the faces of the hunters who managed to catch up are attacking. But it looks like it's a downside and it looks like it's attacking that flame forward.

If we stay like this, either way, we're sure we'll get here soon. Then the status quo is unchanged that we have to do something.

Purchase more features and change the form!

My body was wrapped in light, and a radical change began unlike before. The corners disappeared from the square body, shaped like a cylinder.

The lower body has a colorful color and is painted all over the place with a round pattern. From there, the top is a clear body and the contents are visible, and the contents are filled with treats covered in newly purchased bar-shaped wrappers.

The treat is a piece of candy that has several shapes similar to Beecher's Acer stone. It would be good candy if I ate it normally.

"What, what, the hackons are round!

That's going to make you mistaken, like you had a tough personality. So I couldn't afford to think about that. Serve this candy for free too.

"What, what, you just have to take this, too"

"Welcome"

Rummis is picking that up for me. That's good, that's where the problem starts. How do you make her - understand?

How can I tell him? Do I have to try as far as I can?

"Enjoy this. Enjoy this at once. Enjoy this."

"What, you're out full of merchandise, but you're putting in coins?

"Zanen. Enjoy this. Enjoy this."

"Doh, what?"

There's a shortage of explanations for this. But there's nothing I can do about it other than this. I know it's impotent. But somehow...

"Ramis-chan, he's broken."

"That's not true! Hackon is desperate and trying to tell us something!

Now I'm about to cry. Trust me, he's trying to read me somehow. If this doesn't get through, I have no regrets. If you had a Ramis who believed me so far, that would be fine.

"This carbonated beverage. Confectionery. Add coins. But that's not... this beverage was the one that erupted before, was it? Uh, that's like then... but this treat... I left without putting in the money, but I put in the coin, not..."

One more step, one more step. Please. Notice.

"I don't care. Yikes! Untie my fucking rope! I'm not gonna fall for this with you guys!

Is that annoying little villain wrapped around in the rough rope? I forgot I existed.

"Holy shit! Throw something in your mouth and keep it quiet!

"Ooh. Then why don't we just let this in?"

Oh, Osama with his mustache yelled at me, and one of the injured threw that candy in his mouth with every wrapper.

"What a hiccup! No, there's a stick of paper in there. Still got it in my mouth, but, uh, Nanda, here it is. Uh-huh! Oh, but don't thirst. Somebody, water, water!

Did the wrapping paper tear and the contents fall into your mouth when you spit it out? This one is stuffed with chopped feathers, but it tastes like swallowing.

"Oh, shut up. Let me still drink this!

Osama threw Coke over and the guy who received it opened the lid and gave it to the little villain to drink... Ah.

"Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

The fountain rose from the mouth of the little villain. When I saw it, Ramis - he understood everything.

"Put this treat in, not a coin in this... you just have to put it in!

"Welcome"

You're right, Ramis. I ripped the wrapping paper off and threw the candy inside into the coke all at once. The hunters are soaking wet as the contents erupt with tremendous momentum.

"Hey, what is it? It blew up."

"What's this sweet smell... oh, my eye hurts no"

Yes, this is the phenomenon that made me so famous on video posting sites. When certain candies are placed in the coke, the contents are erupted like geysers at once. Actually, it can be even salt or lamb, but this has the most momentum. And then Coke also reacts most to this type of thing. Experience tells me that the height to spray up reaches four or five meters......

Rummis, who understands what needs to be done, has handed out coke and candy to all the injured and has given me a light explanation. I made sure I went over there. Come on, let's not start with it.