I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

With a tympanic membrane, a potentially paralyzing explosion fills the basement, and the ceiling that looks up runs vertically and horizontally.

Oh, this is a nasty one!

"Ho, it's going to collapse! Ahhhhhh!

If you think you're cute when you scream or something, activate the "junction"!

A critical, blue wall surrounds me, bouncing the collapsed ceiling and refusing to enter the junction. Wrapped in noise that no longer discerns what it sounds like, Hulumi is squatting holding his ear.

When the noise finally went out, we were trapped in rubble. I guess it was a pitch-black darkness that wouldn't let the light through, but with the light overflowing from the vending machine's body, the area was looking good.

"Oh, thank God, Hackon. You're a man who can."

My iron body was lightly poked with my fist. It's not a reassuring situation, but I think I can handle it for now. But we're going to have a problem.

Food can be anything. The biggest problem is maintaining the bond. There's a limit to sustaining a line that keeps losing one point per second at the point where you're cutting 10,000. When you lose 3600 points in an hour, if you can't get them to dig in within three hours, they'll just crush you to death.

If I were the only one... I'd be able to stand it if I got sturdy. But there's no dust in choosing it. If I abandon her, I will regret it forever. Only my heart wants to be a person because I am no longer a person.

And I don't want to see Ramis cry.

"Hackon, can this bond be maintained all the time?

"Zane."

I can't help lying here. We should communicate the status quo as far as we can and look for a way for the two of us to help.

"You're not gonna have an hour?

"Zane."

"Is it just two hours?

"Zane."

"About three hours?

"Welcome"

"Well, I don't know if I'll have three hours... I can barely afford it. It's a pain in the ass."

Yeah, we don't have much time. We must break the status quo by the end of time. There are no tools in the vending machine that would allow us to get out of here - there is no such thing as a tool.

Ruthless or not, is this reality? Overwhelming lack of points to gain protection. If you can drill into a feature but you can optionally put it on, the story changes, but of course there's nothing like that. Even if there were, it would require a huge amount of points.

I don't care what you think, it's stuffed, but not yet. If we still combine anything......

"Hey, Hackon. Could it possibly take money to maintain the protection? You've talked about spending money on something else before."

"Welcome"

Oh, you talked about that. Of course, if you can get a large quantity of coins, you can convert them to points and keep them connected, but Hulumi said they took all the coins and luggage. Such gold, it doesn't exist anywhere.

"I knew it. Then I don't know what I can do. Hackon, look up there."

Can you handle it? I honestly couldn't believe it, but moving up my gaze fills the rubble that was originally the ceiling. What am I gonna do with this? - No, this.

"You see that? That's a bag of coins, isn't it? Remember when we talked about the warehouse up there?"

Oh, oh, well. There was a warehouse directly above, which caused this catastrophe. If the floor falls out, it makes sense that what was in the warehouse will fall down.

Then I will allow only that bag to enter the junction!

A coin mixed with gold and silver copper is overflowing from the mouth of a bag so much that a child who has fallen to the ground can soothe it. Hey, hey, with all this, we can afford to maintain the junction. A coin that is only zero will hold an entire day at its leisure.

And then I'll change my pricing to one product, one or more gold coins.

"Okay, I'll buy you whatever you like!

Gold, silver, and copper coins are put into bulk, and the point goes up incredibly. I know it's probably money I got for illegal activity, but I can't give it back to the person who did it, so let me use it in a meaningful way.

Now, if they find out their best balls are safe and all the money they've saved is gone, they might go nuts.

No more worries about the juncture. If you stand for three days, Ramis will get rid of the rubble and dig me. Plus, if I keep my voice up, I believe you'll notice soon.

The crisis in my life kept me away and I finally had room in my mind.

All you have to do is wait for help. Hulumi also wore expensive molded potato chips that were completely relaxed and purchased with more than one gold coin. It's quiet now that I'm full of stomach and sleepy.

"Ha-ha-ha, what... my breath, it's painful"

What, aren't you pale? He also breathes rough and looks painful with his hands on his forehead. What the hell is wrong with you, you were so fine until just now...... ahhh, stupid or me!

Being the body of a machine made a dumb mistake. Now she's suffocated. Unlike me, people need to breathe. A confined space filled without gaps with debris, people cannot live long.

Damn, you figured it out after a little thought. I was alarmed that I wouldn't die, and I put her in danger of being missed.

"I have a head, ha-ha-ha"

What do I do? You don't have more time than you just did. If Hulumi chokes and loses her mind, there's nothing I can do. If you're running out of oxygen... oxygen... right!

You sure did, this feature. I never thought I'd take it, but I've never been better at vending machine mania.

Vending machines deform into a retro feel. You can't even say that a rectangular flattery has a sense of design. When you change the shape, the letter above appears in kanji.

"Oxygen Vending Machine"

In the middle of the body, there is a mask that allows the nose and mouth to be completely covered, which connects to the body with a thin tube, and by hitting it, it is possible to inhale oxygen.

"Ha-ha-ha, Ko, how do I do this?"

The system is supposed to supply 3000 cc of oxygen for 50 yen, but this time, of course, it's free. Keep oxygen out so she doesn't have to notice. Finally, I just need to be able to supply this space with oxygen.

"Ha-ha-ha, from here, ha-ha-ha... something's out there... suck it, ha-ha-ha, I mean"

"Welcome"

She put her mask firmly against her mouth. He keeps breathing oxygen like he's greedy, and his painful face gradually calms down. Good, you're all right now.

Ha-ha-ha, I was in a hurry. When I found a vending machine museum or museum, I jumped in without hesitation and it was worth it to be a part of the vending machine mania community.

This oxygen vending machine was actually a vending machine that existed around 1940. At the time, air pollution was a problem in Japan, and they put it in Ginza as part of that countermeasure.

As far as I can tell, it's a delicacy that puts you at the top of an unusual vending machine.

The point is lubrication, so even if you keep activating the junction and oxygen at the same time, there is no problem. After that, let's just relax and wait for her help. Of course, now it's time to find out if there's anything missing.

Meals can be served at any time, and there is nothing wrong with it for a while as bulk purchased products are scattered on the floor. I also have more points than I need. In case anything goes wrong, I'll stay alert for a while. That's it, isn't it? I don't think I missed it.

I'm sad I can't be sure because I've been terrible, but if I can follow up even if I fail, I can handle it. Let's swear to ourselves not to be alarmed until it helps.

"Thank you, Hackon. You know, if you were human, it could've been really bad."

If you get upbeat while illuminated in a seated state, your chest - even though it's a vending machine - is about to sound like a device. But it's Ramis who can physically keep my back.

Even now, you're not crying that I've been crushed. I know it's okay because you know my boundaries and my sturdy stuff, but I guess you're not being impotent.

Strange sounds coming from over my head so as to block my thoughts like that. There is a mix of heavy bass with the noise that scrapes galloping and something, but what noise echoes in the belly did something heavy fall to the ground?

The sound will also be scratched off immediately - due to the screams of one girl.

"Hackon! Where, where! You don't have to be safe. Reply!

Is that sad voice... crying? Damn, I'm bright blue in mania thinking about vending machines and crying.

"Ha ha. Ramis is calling, Hackon. Reply to him."

Standing up Hulumi is banging my back with a bang.

The debris over our heads is blown away, and Rummis, lit by magical lights, is peeking into us. Her face is wet with runny nose and tears, and her crying eyes are swollen and her eyes are bright red and congested. I can see at a glance how worried you were about me.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Without hesitation, she jumps from overhead towards me. When I gave permission for Ramis to enter the junction, he slipped through the blue wall and Ramis clashed at me.

"Twenty-five damage. Endurance reduced by 25."

Gu, gu, you've done more damage than I thought. But let's not read the air. Damage indication.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This happened because I took my eyes off you."

Don't worry so much. And I'm glad you're holding me, but I can't hear my body squeaking.

"Ten damage. Ten less endurance."

… let's restore endurance. If they do, they could lose their lives. Let's not relax, Ramis.

"Thank you"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm glad you're okay"

I don't have the arms to hold her crying, and I don't have the mouth to convey comfort, but I'm sincerely glad to see you. It's good to see you again, Ramis.