I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

Watching the grasslands, the bumps and the clouds floating sky, I am being carried by a girl... think deeply and you lose.

Once about three hours had passed since I left early in the morning, I was to take a short break.

The giant Unas still seem to be able to afford it, and Ramis, who was side-by-side, hasn't shown a tired bareback. Again, I think you have a hell of a physical ability. She is.

Then you don't seem to need a break, but apparently a toilet break. Since this face has a large proportion of women, is it a question of where and when to add more for it? If you're as small as a man, you can't just stand there.

Is it a real problem unique to women who didn't know it was a game or something? That said, you had that one that was right for this situation.

When you select the sole that was at the bottom of the Function column, you spend points to get them. Then, immediately change to that specification.

It was already placed next to the carrier, but the twins and hunter-like women are opening their mouths gently when they see me changing in shape. Haven't these people ever seen it?

"That, Hackon. Will you show me any new features again? Hmm? What, they're adding something to the side."

Hulumi is right, this time a new object appeared next to me, not the main body. It's like an elongated locker, exactly the same height as mine.

The lower half is trashed. There is an upper half fitted lid, which when removed houses folded chairs, cardboard, and long, thin cardboard.

"What is this? It makes sense that Hackon put it out at this time."

"Welcome"

"Don't you dare, can I open it and get the contents out?

"Welcome"

As Hulumi takes out the contents without fear, Ramis and the Fool's Odd Group peek in like intrigue.

"Is this a chair to fold? But why is there a hole in the seat? Inside this box of strange touches is the paper of strange touches? You can open it."

"Welcome"

"I'll do whatever you want, so stop me if you can't. So, this sturdy piece of paper is baggy."

"Hey, Hulumi. Can't that bag fit that perforated chair perfectly?

"Mm-hmm. Exactly. Made it, Ramisu. So, what else is this big, thin box? I'll open this too... there's a bag of transparency in there... whoa."

Hulumi took it out, and it grows three times as long with the sound. It's a foldable tent, but it's a convenient piece that you just need to spread out.

"Bi, I'm scared. Is this predetermined in shape and restored to its original form with just a touch? I don't know if it's some kind of magic trick."

Surprisingly, curiosity seemed to prevail, his hips were pulling but he managed to widen that little tent.

"A tent-like object the size of which solitude soothes in. Holed chairs and bags...... dude, no way is this, a simple toilet!?

When Hulumi screamed, the color of the women's eyes changed.

Yes, this is a simple toilet for disasters, installed next to a vending machine as a disaster preparedness service. There have been many catastrophes in recent years and toilets have become a serious problem. Therefore, the vending machine manufacturer decided to install a box with a simple toilet as a service.

There are still a few of them, but the manufacturer I care about is purely supportive, so I tried to buy something when I found it.

"This little tent can have a lid, so people won't even see it. Besides, if this bag is closed after use, the smell won't even leak."

"Oh, that's so true!

Mr. Filmina, the deputy commander of the regiment, is unusually loud and approaching Hulumi, who gave an explanation.

"Ooh. Probably for sure. The smell from the objects on the bottom of the bag seems to be aimed at deodorant effects. Hey, Hackon."

"Welcome"

"Yes, I am."

The women who changed the color of their eyes arrive in the bathroom first. First, when Hulumi came out with a satisfied face to see if it could be used properly, the women lined up in a row.

"Hackon. This is serious. Give me the gold, but I think you have a hunter who wants it."

The women's toilet situation seemed more chopped than I thought. This is a disaster service, so you can't charge for it.

Well, then the hunters who used the bathroom bought me a drink with their thanks, okay?

"What do you say? I solicited Hackon so I could use this convenient toilet. Come on, praise me for being more of a captain."

"Mr. Hackon is awesome, not in the hands of the Captain."

Mr. Filmina throws me off, and I'm going to miss the captain's back a little.

The simple toilet was in full swing, and the bag after use was buried in a hole where the ground was dug. Since it is also possible to wipe out any items served with the product, the contamination will eventually return to the soil because the bag has been wiped out in view of the soil contamination.

The simple toilet set is folded again and placed on the carrier. Disaster sets also consume points, so let's keep this in their possession without erasing it. Let me collect it after the expedition, though.

"Save your early lunch at last."

Come on, this is where it's supposed to come from. Products lined up all the time are offered for less than half of the price sold in the settlement. Normally in these situations, setting the price to higher is likely to sell, but they have been promised a reward in advance by the Fool's Odd Regiment, so these kinds of services should make it a good publicity for Ramis to do hunter activities in the future.

"I hardened the grain and baked it."

"Oh, seriously. And this thick, flavored pasta."

The twin youth hunters are eating together amicably. One hair is red and the other is white. Let's name a combination of red and white in our minds. By the way, they are called "red" and "white" as they are.

"Ha, it was good to join you even during your expedition to eat something so delicious"

The shooter woman looks like a man at first sight with a shortcut to the point where she can see her collar, but her voice is tall and she sounds like an animated adorable character.

In front of her are roasted octopus, roasted noodles, cup noodles, fried from, and two litres of coke - no, they were placed. It's already empty and all the contents are gone. She said she was a little woman, but she flattened it out by herself. The big food champion was full of surprises, too.

"Shui still eats a lot. Thanks to Mr. Hackon, don't worry about the rest of the food this time."

Deputy Filmina is sighing as she fingers her blue, wavy hair.

If you eat so much, you're going to suffer from a shortage of food immediately after a long expedition.

"You don't have to catch demons and burn them round this time!

"Oh good...... really good"

The red and white twins are happy to hug each other. Were you catching and eating demons every time? Snakes seemed delicious, but what about frog humans? No, even when I first met Ramis, you were trying to catch and eat frog humans.

Can the inhabitants of other worlds hardly resist eating demons? Basically, I can also understand Hunter being impressed with the vending machine dish because the food he eats outdoors seems to be to the point of adding vanilla to the dry or salty flavor.

It's called a simple toilet, and if you accompany Hunter's team on an ad hoc basis to do business, you're going to get quite a profit. With people carrying me on vending machines, there's less chance that Ramis could do harm.

But if you think about safety, it's best to belong to a group of leading hunters like this Fool's Bizarre Regiment... hmm. Where I bothered my head, is it Ramis who makes the decision? I can't even give you one piece of advice, but let me identify this group on this expedition.

What a good thing I kept my determination in my chest, but nothing in particular so far. I started the march again after the break, but frog humans and smaller, or even double-necked snakes about the size of adults who occasionally show up, are shot out by the magic of arrows and water from a distance.

Other than that, occasionally a throwing knife is thrown by the captain who falls asleep on the front, and the demon grows a knife pattern from his head and falls on his back.

You don't have the same character. I'm also convinced the young hunters admire it. I also witnessed their battle during the King Frogman Demon, but I don't think I'm observing it in a spare state and I'm about to exhale admiration.

So far, the twins and Ramis have no place in battle because the enemy never approaches them.

"Hackon. I wonder if we don't have to do something either. Shouldn't we throw a stone, too?

Throw it. It's basically clumsy, but you have to take advantage of that excess power. I wonder if there was a good product to throw at.

You can expect a lot of aggression if you even wrap it around me in chains and swing it around, but you'll never do Ramis. Um, throw a weapon. What about old nostalgia bottle juice? Because of its moderate weight and hardness, it looks like it could be expected to be powerful. The size is affordable, so it should be easy to throw.

I bought bottle juice and dropped one.

Now positively carried, Rummis managed to pull out as she walked, as she was in an impossible position but reached out to reach the extraction mouth.

"Hmm? This is cumbersome juice, isn't it? Well, it's not always the same."

I thought, "Throw it and use it."

Hulumi, with his face out of the carrier, advised me.

Looks like the point has been made, and Ramis is pounding his hand and nodding loudly. Just in time, a frog human appeared forward, so I swing and throw the bottle juice in my hand.

The bottle juice that flew in the direction of the unseen disappeared into the weed, and frog humans clasped their shoulders with a frightened face.

"No, no, no, no, no, no."

I knew you were superfluous. It is possible to throw, but please assume accuracy. I feel like you'd be more likely to hit me if you threw me already.

Well, frog humans were then lightly shot through the brain by arrows and defeated. Rummis' turn doesn't seem to be for the time being.