I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

Vending machines to fight

This is how you might be able to buy time by just playing it to your opponent and enduring it in the (junction), but if that goes straight to the settlement, can you even endure the Hunter Association's strong fortress?

At least not that all the people in the settlement would be as helpful as last time.

Munami with the innkeeper who is taking care of something. Carios and Golls, the gatekeepers, who are my best customers. A regular trio in the morning, no. Have you had more grandchildren and become a quadruple lately? Shirley buying contraceptives in bulk. Blonde lady and black clothes, two exchangers, and many other customers are in the settlement.

Having a vending machine is like a testament to peace and security.

Then there's nothing wrong with me protecting the people in the settlement, the vending machines!

No matter how many times I blow it up, I don't know if you remember being annoyed at me for not breaking it, eight legged cubs sticking in at an unprecedented rate.

Even if you prevent this, you can blow up a hell of a distance and lose sight of it, and your opponent can lose interest. If that happens, the Rummies on the run will be in danger. Then how about this!

I found it in the region, and it turned into a handmade lunch vending machine. Then, drop the fried lunch into the mouth in large quantities from. The product fell out of the lunchbox because it was handled abusively, and it was warmed up in an insulated state. The smell of fried products drifted around.

Crocodiles don't know if they have a sharp sense of smell, but that giant would always starve. Besides, you remember how irritating it is to me that no matter how many times I attack it, it won't break.

What if something smells like this in front of me in such a situation?

The answer was told by the crocodile's mouth, with sharp teeth sloppily lined up.

I wonder if my body has hit left or right a few times, this time falling upside down. The perimeter appears to be through long red and black tubes. Is this the esophagus?

Even in this situation, the Realm is protecting me. As it was, I kept rolling and heard something fall in the liquid. Looking around puffy and floating in a sticky liquid, several trees with molten rocks and branches are sinking.

Oh, you're in my stomach here.

"10 points down, 10 points down."

My stomach fluids reduce my points with tremendous momentum. Not really, it doesn't even seem like a situation where you can afford it. If this is their stomach - let the harassment begin!

I take advantage of the box type product support function and replace the product. Change to the laundry detergent placed in the coin laundry and refuse to use the ability to drop the detergent one after the other (junction) into the extraction port to enter the junction.

The detergent that was in the extraction port pops out of the junction and sinks into the stomach fluids.

Come on, you're in a lot of pain. It's my treat. I'll wash your stomach!

As the detergents were dropped into the stomach one after the other, gastric fluids ripped out. I can see it in my hand that the octopus is suffering. Seems to work pretty well.

But it won't be possible to kill them with this alone. Whatever you think, diarrhea and abdominal pain are the limits. Then this time it deforms into a newly obtained, old body.

The retro silver square box is fitted with a lever to make it possible to turn it manually. An orange tube extends from the bottom and connects to an old stove.

This is rarely seen in old inns, hospitals, dorms, etc., gas vending machines. Once 100 yen is added, it can be used for a few minutes. I thought it was a convenient ability when cooking outdoors, but it's one of the features I weighed myself down because the vending machine product is not going to sell.

The purpose of the deformation into a gas vending machine is one. Release the gas out of bounds. I pan in my stomach with gas.

I often say that I get gas in my stomach from eating too much, but this one accumulates real gas. As they continued to release gas, gastric fluid began to roll up the vortex. My body rides the stream and gradually sucks into the center of the vortex.

Is this going to drain me out of my system? I just have to decide before they carry me to my intestines like this. I don't know if this gas is enough or the [junction] is bearable if I don't try, but I believe it's worth it.

... Is the problem fire? I thought I should ignite the stove, but there's no way to twist the cock. The body of the vending machine can operate to some extent, but the stove is treated like an external option, so I can't manipulate it no matter how much effort I put into it.

It's not what we planned. Shit, they're about to suck me in. Fire, spark or whatever! Is that possible?

Try replenishing the canned product inside the microwave function in your body by changing it to a vending machine mode that warms frozen food. Can't you just let one appear there arbitrarily in the image when replenishing it as usual?

Vending machines are my body. We've been dating for months now. About this, come on, please!

There was a feeling that one small can appeared in the body, along with the sound of a cacon that resonated in the body.

All right, drop the towel and the newspaper there on the same procedure.

Here's the forbidden secret - warming the can in the microwave! You can't imitate a good boy!

Scared by the strange noises I hear from my body, I feel the presence of a can flying a spark. I don't think I have any sensations, but I can understand what's going on in my body.

Oh, is it on fire?

"Ten damage, ten less endurance."

The damage is severe because of the damage in the body. But now we're ready.

Drop canned drinks and towels that are starting to burn at the removal port, newspaper. And I won't allow these three to enter the interior of the Junction!

Taken out of the exit was a fired towel and a canned beverage wrapped in newspaper. That was a sight as if you had ejected a fireball.

The fireball that started from the "junction" touched the gas that was filled inside the stomach as soon as it went outside - causing a huge explosion.

"We're here to see you again."

Lose 1,000 Points

I know there's something red and black splashing in front of me, but my vision keeps spinning, so I have no idea what's going on.

Whoa, I think I'm drunk! If your stomach had exploded, the pain would be unimaginable. Even the Lord of the Hierarchy, the Eight Foot, is all breathless...... right!?

Is it surrounded by a wall of meat or a wall of meat full of red and black nuggets and glowing flesh? He seems to be still rampaging, his body shaking hard, and if he's a biological body, he might be throwing up.

I don't know how much time passed, but my body wobble finally healed. Eight legged cubs out of breath? If so, the question is, how do I get out of my system?

Reduce Points by 1 Reduce Points by 1

Oh, yes, yes, I know. I keep maintaining the "junction" so I keep losing points. I feel like I can withstand the pressure of meat because it's getting sturdy, but you have the courage to try it. When there are only a few points left, I will have to disarm them.

This is your word if you can defeat it. I spent quite a few points I was accumulating, but only if I was alive. No, it's only if it's running because it's a vending machine.

I think I did my best this time. It was an acceptable activity even for self-portrayal. You could do it with a vending machine. I think I'm just a little confident.

Later, the runaway Ramis will be back, or you'll be patient once you get back to the settlement until a crusade is formed. That one, I'm glad I didn't smell it.

Half a day early, long and patient for a few weeks? It's a vending machine, so it's part of the job to wait in the same place. Let's think about what we're going to do with the new product. - Huh?

That meat mass that was filling my vision disappears, and I see the sky and the ground.

Oh, it's out here, isn't it? The meat is gone beautifully. Oh, what, I'm not sure what it is, so let's keep the "junction".

This is near the swamp I was in earlier, right? There are cracks on the ground and the golden light is overflowing from it is a phenomenon called by Hierarchical Cracks and Hulumi.

Is that, after all, outside? Looking around, white and long objects combine and are positioned to cover me. This is the bone of an eight-legged octopus... Sounds like it.

Did the flesh disappear and only the bones remain? Is this the specification when we defeated the Lord of the Hierarchy? Illuminated by the light overflowing from the cracks, it looks a little mysterious to say it's a crocodile skeleton specimen.

I'm relieved to say something, but I was wondering if someone could spark me. I'm a little uncomfortable because I'm lying on my side right now. I can't undo it on my own, I can make this body feel inconvenient at times like this. Vending machines can only stand.

That, the crack light dazzled me too much to notice, but there's a coin of gold rolling in front of me. This is no ordinary gold coin, is it? The decorations within sight are completely different. The elaborate sculpture on the surface is eight-legged.

I wonder if this is the boss drop where I say it in the game. If you mean an item that only the boss drops, it seems worth it, but I can't take it because I don't have any hands or feet!

It's inside the junction, so we need to make sure no one takes it from us. Hulumi would know more. Until then, I won't give it to anyone.

Well, it's freed me from my body, and I just have to wait for someone to get sloppy like this.

Um, something on the ground is still slightly vibrating, and I'm a little concerned that the mistletoe is sounding from the ground, but I'm sure it's my fault.

Hmm, the crack in the ground running all over it, it's like a mesh, or the increased light and the golden color of my vision, is probably an illusion of my eyes.

Uh-huh, I also feel like the ground lying there is slowly sinking - this, you're sinking!

What, did this commotion loosen the ground? Or does the hierarchy crack as the name suggests!? Hey, wait a minute. If so, what happens after the ground breaks? What, do you fall?

This is not good, it sucks without a joke. I remember feeling the same way before.

Hey, anybody, anybody with powers -!

Are there any suspicious customers who can easily carry a vending machine -!

"Welcome, welcome, welcome"

I tried to call him back, but he just sounded vain in the wetlands where no one else was.

You know what Ramis is grateful for at times like this. We were on track to defeat our strong enemies, but the vending machines are vending machines after all. I can't do anything by myself.

Ah.

The ground supporting the body is gone, and the vending machine's body falls upside down.

In a plunging situation, what floated behind my brain was a lame crying face.