I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

"Hackon, we need to talk. Do you mind now?

We didn't have time until dusk after we joined, so Chairman Bear called out to us where everyone was getting ready for a cohesive camp at the edge of the boulevard.

Oh, yeah, yeah. It's a big food troupe, but Chairman Bear seems to convince me that he's going to make a special reward, eating fried chicken from the stomach and falling asleep happy.

"Welcome"

Both my neighbors have Ramis and Hulumi, but they both finished eating the product they bought from me and are staring at me.

"Oh, you don't mind if I ask you both. Our primary purpose this time is Hackon, your search for the Lord. It was accomplished today"

Thank you for everything. Take whatever product you like later.

"You can keep going back, but actually, I've come to the maze hierarchy for another purpose. This is my duty as president of the Hunter Association and a request from the Fool's Odd Regiment"

The request of the Fool's Odd Regiment was within the scope of the expectations, but what with his duties as president of the Hunter Association.

"First of all, the request from the Fools' Bizarre Group is the crusade of the Maze Hierarchist, the Flaming Giant Bone Demon. And my duty as chairman is to investigate hierarchical variations. Octopus, the Lord, also appeared in the Lake hierarchy of the fresh stream, and sightings of the Flaming Giant Bone Demon were also reported in this hierarchy."

Was the Flaming Giant Bone Demon a hierarchical master? I've seen so much intimidation and overwhelming strength that I'm convinced. I can also understand the investigation of the anomaly as a hunter association. But I didn't know the Fool's Odd Regiment was thinking of defeating that one...

"As a hunter's association, I didn't even think about crusading, but it's true that the emergence of the Lord upsets the equilibrium of the labyrinth and causes an extraordinary rise in the number of hunters' deaths. It's not true that you want to crusade if you can."

If you do run into that one, you usually have a choice between running away or dying. Chairman Bear's reason for taking action through the other hunters is clear. I even think he's fine as a boss.

But I don't think he's going to fight recklessly in safety first.

"It would be best to have our mouth speak about the purpose of the Fool's Odd Regiment"

That being said, Chairman Bear looked back, and the captain and deputy captain stood behind him.

Captain Keri Oil raises his hand lightly at his usual rate, and Deputy Filmina bows his head deeply.

I'll let you sit down.

"Excuse me."

As Chairman Bear moved sideways, two people sat up in front of me.

The usual outrageous attitude lurks the ringing and a serious eye is pouring on me at all times.

"I know the chairman told you, but we want to take down the Hierarchist. I need your help to do that."

Even if they say so. Why, I don't know why we fight such reckless battles, and what do we expect from vending machines in the first place?

"And you suddenly have trouble telling me. Well, that's it, you see, me and this regiment are named the odds of a fool. That's not a thought or a thing. It's really a bunch of bizarres that fools can call reckless."

Is it my fault that my mouth is distorted and I speak in a mild tone, but my bitter laughter looked like a crying face? Lieutenant Filmina, who lines up next door, lays his eyes down and says nothing.

"Whoever belongs to this regiment has a purpose. I'm ready to do whatever it takes to get it done. Whether fools and fools are ridiculed or ridiculed for being bizarre. Do you know Hackon? The legend of the labyrinth."

Not long after I came to the other world, I had no choice but to give it back immediately.

"The Labyrinth... I mean, dungeons are all over the world, and it is said that whoever reaches the bottom and meets the conditions can only fulfill one wish. We're after it. In order to do this, they need coins to be dropped when they crusade the Hierarchist..."

Yeah... well, maybe it's an eight-legged coin in your possession. Does this mean it's worth a lot? I wonder how much it will be if I sell it.

"Rumor has it you'll only get a wish for a few minutes of that coin. All members of the Fool's Odd Regiment are eight. The twins have the same wishes, me and the deputy commander have the same wishes. So the wish I want to fulfill is six. The number of coins you are currently getting is three. It's not enough yet. Besides, nobody's reached the bottom yet."

Does that mean I can make my wish come true too if I use the coins I have hidden in my body? The dream of becoming an ultra-high performance vending machine...... Oh, no, you're not. I've completely forgotten because I don't feel comfortable with this body lately, but it's possible to go back to being human.

"I asked Hulumi, you seem to be in a state where the human soul resides. It's possible to come back to life as human beings if we act together."

I knew you'd poke me there. It wasn't me who overreacted to that word - it was Ramis and Hulumi.

"Oh, why is that story so true!?

"I remember seeing a similar statement in the book, but Hackon is back as a person..."

Rummis grabbed me by the collar and you see the remnants of the captain's head shaking hard back and forth. Mr. Filmina, don't look. Stop and stop. I can lift my head.

"If it's around, it's over."

Releasing at a louder volume stopped Ramis from moving. The captain is calm, but he seems to be alive, okay?

Eyebrow saliva is what makes anything happen, but it may be possible in another world. If you have feelings for straw... this temptation would be fascinating.

"Oh, thank God, Hackon. Well, calm down. Either way, it doesn't make any sense unless we reach the bottom. Now we go around each hierarchy to gain strength, and when we get information about the Lord's emergence, this is how we're going to defeat him. By the way, Hackon. There's one thing I want to ask you. Did you see the coin when you defeated the octopus?

Sometimes I lie here, but I want to be honest with Captain Kelli Oil for providing me with valuable information.

"Welcome"

"You saw it. You know where that coin is?

"Welcome"

I felt my eyes sharp and my eyes lit up.

Their proven purpose makes them seem more trustworthy than before. While I'm worth using, I won't be imitating betrayal.

"Maybe... you own that coin?

"Welcome"

"Well, then it's convenient. Hackon and Ramis, join our Fool's Odd Regiment... no, I don't always tell you to act together. But if you want to go on an expedition or help me, I want you to help me."

As far as I'm concerned, you can take it, but the problem is Ramisu. I've been a silent Ramis ever since, but when my gaze gathered, I stood up and put my hand on my body.

And smiling gently,

"Yeah, we'll work together! Because I want to be strong too, and I want you to talk to Hackon and eat some handicrafts!

"Hey, I'll work with you. If it's just Ramis, he'll fool Colo."

"Thank you. You're welcome, Hulumi. So, Hackon. Are you gonna give me a hand?

If they dined this far, there would be only one answer.

"Welcome"

"Right! With Hackon, we'll clean up the food problem all at once. Thank you!"

"Thank you, Mr. Hackon. Now you don't have to imitate the demon bones for lack of food..."

Behind the vice captain, who is purposely wiping his eyes, the red and white twins, who were coming at some point, are waving up not much of a fist of joy. Next to that, Shui has a full grin and a tongue-in-cheek.

Apparently they are more welcome than I thought.

"Besides, it's not just the food that I want Hackon to do this time. Even so, you don't want to leave the dangerous scene to me. You're the only one who can help me attack the Flaming Giant Bone Demon."

It's an inclusive story, but I think I have an idea. It means explaining it after tomorrow, so everyone got to the floor today without pursuing it.

Ramis and Hulumi are taking me to bed. Ha, if this were a human body, it would seem distracting or lightly exciting, but in this case it's pretty subtle whether you should have thought it was good with an iron body or feel sorry for it.

Did you feel the softness of a woman if you had a touch? Well, I have to refrain from evil feelings about the two of us I trust.

But the captain is willing to crusade the array, though it seems full. I wonder how you intend to do it. He said with my help, too.

The most reasonable measure is water, right? But as much as I sprinkled the water on the pet bottle, I don't think it's on a level where I can handle it. Do you have any idea... I might be careless, but I'm looking forward to it.

I don't know if it will help, but will I consider measures as well?

He spent the whole night searching for a way to crusade, selling merchandise to two red-white twins standing on the lookout and a replacement gatekeeper.

"Everyone, would you be ready? Now move to that place. Look at the map at hand."

As expected, the expansion, inspired by the appetite of the Great Eaters, Shui began eating fools, was voiced by Chairman Bear, who was taking a breather on the corner and a peaceful and safe morning.

I'm spreading the map in my hand, but the shape is distorted and inaccurate to say what. I can't even flatter you that it's an accurate map compared to my footage taken from above.

I wish I could share security camera footage. I wonder if there's anything for the new features. Uh, what about this? The point is...... I consume quite a bit, but I also accumulate silver coins I earned roughly from the big food troupe, okay?

I chose the LCD panel in the function section. While they are seriously looking at the map and discussing it, they will try that feature.

Is it also possible to paste this LCD panel on the front and display the product on the panel instead of actually arranging it so that it can be purchased using the touch panel method? Hmm, can you show me any other footage I've ever recorded on a security camera?

Do you want to just do it? First, play back the camera footage as usual to see just yourself. And be strongly aware to project it onto the surface of your body.

Show- Show- Show-, ha-ha-ha!

"Oh, why am I here with her!? Hey, what, hallucinating!?

Looks like Carios, the gatekeeper who was doing the extra work, was looking at us, staring at the LCD panel footage and stiff.

'It's hard to leave you, I think I'm going to rip myself apart... but this is also my job. Sorry. "

'Yeah, I don't want to leave you either. But I don't want to interrupt your work. Swallow the tears.'

"Stop. Whoa!

By the way, the footage on the air is a recording of two flirtatious people.

Is it embarrassing to look at it objectively? Carios is squatting and holding his head. It seemed pathetic to the boulder, so I switched the footage.

"This is... maze hierarchy! Hackon, what the hell is this!?

"It feels like I've seen it from far above. Could it be... that it is possible to reflect what Hackon actually saw? Considering we're in the middle of falling off a hierarchical crack, I'm satisfied."

It's quick and helpful to talk about having a Hulumi who can understand that right away.

"Welcome"

"Ugh, we knew that too"

Ramisu, you don't have to burn your sense of confrontation. She looks adorable and soothing to put her arms together and say it off, but now is not the case.

Pause with the full labyrinth in sight and keep it on the panel.

"I didn't know the whole labyrinth would be revealed...... Hackon, it's a big deal. Add rewards later as a Hunter Association."

"Filmina, please"

"I know, sir"

Chairman Bear has nodded and impressed me many times. Looks like Vice Commander Filmina is taking the paper out and painting the footage there as a picture.

Hopefully this will make the maze hierarchy a little easier to attack.