I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

"Mikene, how's it going?"

Chief Keri Oil is asking Micheane, who is peering into the hole.

"To a certain extent, it seems to be giving me pain, but I feel like I'm missing another push"

Do you make up your mind in stone to that extent? Maybe if we had something heavier and harder we could do it...... hmm? I wonder why you are staring at me.

"Wouldn't Hackon be able to do that?

"No, but if you fail, Mr. Hackon will break."

"I could have fallen off a hierarchical crack, wouldn't I be okay?"

Mr Chairman and Mr Deputy Chairman. Could you stop talking noisy with us in front of you? But to be honest, it sounds like I've turned into a giant vending machine and falling is most effective.

"No! I can't let Hackon do anything dangerous!

"There's no certainty. Let me disagree, too."

Ramis and Hulumi lined up front to shelter me. I'm glad you two feel like it, but if you don't have any other decisions to make, you can already think of a way to do this.

Sturdy is up quite a bit, so I also feel fine falling. Unless the endurance reaches zero, I can repair it with points, so I think I can do it. But if you fail, that's where it ends.

"Right, Hackon has served me well enough so far. It's cruel to make them bear any more. Let's see what we can do."

"Do you want to jump in and do it all at once?

"Right, can we do it without even a disturbing flame..."

Oh, no, no, no, you can't do that! It's full of carbon dioxide down there. When they get down there, they're gonna die of breathlessness or carbon dioxide poisoning.

This was unexpected. Somehow, we just have to avoid them going down.

"Welcome, welcome, welcome"

"Whoa, you agree with Hackon, too"

Chicken!

"Zannnnnnnnnnn"

"Is it not? But if you're bringing..."

"My bones are about to climb the hole!

I don't see any reason why you're making fun of me in a hole. Then will you try to climb? More and more, we don't have time. That's also why you can't put people down a hole.

"You can't miss this opportunity. You guys, are you ready!

"Please don't let go of my life line!

"Seriously, please!

"Seriously, because I'm not pretending to be a story!

Thoughtful goodness at times like this deserves respect, but now that is acting in a bad direction. No, not like this... some hand, some technique to stop them!

My current position is a short distance from the hole. There are three meters to the edge of the pit where there is a slope. Near me are Ramis and Hulumi. And the rest of the Big Eaters, except Micheane?

The leader of the regiment has taken off the lifeline he was wrapping around my body and is handing it to Chairman Bear. It would be convenient to adjust the length.

Can't you take my body to the inclined part somehow? Firstly, gently attach the wheel to the bottom. After that, I think I can do something if you push me.

Even if she had the means to tell Ramis, she wouldn't shake her head vertically. Hulumi doesn't seem to be able to do it just now either. When that happens, is it Chairman Bear or the Great Eaters?

If the Great Eaters push, we can't do it without all the strength we can, and Chairman Bear is entrusted with the lifeline and his hands are blocked. Rummis' power seems to allow him to travel to the slope even to the extent of a gentle push.

Ah... I came up with one way. But to do this, you have to throw away both the shame and the outside world. To win, it's better than them dying, even if their liking drops a little.

I choose a form change - for a porn book vending machine.

"Huckon suddenly changed... eh, eh, eh!?

It just looks like the inflammatory dressed women lining up on the other side of the glass are posing lusciously and inviting the men.

The face of Ramis, who witnessed it, stains red as he sees it.

"Heh, eh, why are these people, sticking their butts out in their underwear or lifting their breasts...... wow"

I see it to eat even though it is illuminating. That sounds embarrassing but interesting. I know how you feel, Ramisu.

and not if you adore the illuminating appearance of Ramis. And don't push it here.

"Welcome"

"Heh heh! No more, Hackon. I'm already sketchy about not buying one of these!

I was called where I was concentrating, slapping my body flat-handed so that Ramis, who had an excessive reaction, would delude the upset.

Normally, there was a slight sound, but the shock pierced my body quite a bit because I was upset and misapplied or subtracted the force.

And the impact shifted the vending machine's body all the way to the side. If I hadn't given out the wheel, my body would have shaken to the point, but it's too powerful for me right now.

"What, Hackon!?

"Thank you"

She reaches out in a hurry, but the hand just grabs the sky, and I plug it onto the slope to increase the speed and jump into the hole.

At the same time that my body feels floated in the universe, this time it turns into a giant vending machine.

Looking down, he took the form of staring at each other with the skeleton he was about to climb through the hole. Vending machines that fall directly from the top in situations where they fall into the hole if you let go of your hand.

Take your hands off me and play me, or do you want to take it? That instant stray became the life of the Flaming Giant Bone Demon. In the end, the vending machine's body easily smashes the feathered skull, which it accepts with its forehead, without judgment.

I was just lucky to hit the corner. My body, which crushed my skull, smashed my throat, abalone, lumbar bone and crashed to the ground.

"Twelve damage. Twelve less endurance."

It was probably less damaging than I thought, because it drastically reduced my fall rate when crushing my bones.

About a third of my body is dressed up in the ground, but if it turns out well, it's all good.

Bone shards descend in pieces from overhead. Looks like you stabbed a proper stop. Now everything is ok.

"Whoa, whoa! I'm impotent again. Yeah, yeah! I'll be there in a minute!

Mr. Ramis is furious. Sounds like you're coming down right now. So since this place is filled with carbon dioxide, let's turn it into an oxygen vending machine and release oxygen.

"Zannnnnnnnnnn"

I called out a shame to keep her away, but she didn't seem to have ears to listen to and the rope dripped from the top of the hole. We're gonna keep putting it out at high oxygen speed!

There seemed to be an achievement that had been screaming "zannen" all along, and Rummis seemed hesitant to come down. Maybe they stopped me around.

"Hackon! You mean it's still dangerous down there now!

"Welcome"

Immediately respond to Hulumi's inquiry. I appreciate her presence in these situations. Rummis is better off guessing, but as soon as I'm involved, I'm reckless.

I'm glad you're worried, but I want you to show me a little more about yourself. Can't I talk about people, too?

That said, you defeated the hierarchy lord, so isn't the coin falling around there? Whoa, there it is. Just like before, manage to adjust the "coin vacuum cleaner" and inhale the coin.

You've added "Flaming Giant Bone Demon Coins" to your belongings section.

And then you keep putting out oxygen for a while... so the oxygen is lighter than carbon dioxide, so it doesn't accumulate at the bottom of the hole? When that happens, shall I tell everyone how I got back from the hierarchy?

Build a large number of balloons and pamper the interior of the junction to become a cardboard vending machine. My body is wrapped in a floating sensation and I rise fluffy.

Is this easier to float in relation to specific gravity because it is in carbon dioxide? I'm gaining momentum more than I thought.

The speed is drastically reduced when plugged slightly above half the hole. So it was filled with carbon dioxide so far, right? I kept more balloons than last time, so my body manages to move up.

"Uh, Hackon?

"Welcome"

I was anxious that I wouldn't be able to speak out because it's cardboard body, but it seems okay there. Well, I could have told you that other vending machines don't have audio playback.

"Miquene, block the hole."

"Okay."

The cap of the pit was closed by order of Chairman Bear, so he released the [junction] and released the balloon to land. And I always went back to the vending machine and took a sigh of relief... shadow on my body.

I have a bad feeling or I don't want to turn my gaze, but there's no reason for me to be around for a while, reluctantly, but I looked forward.

There was Ramis with his hands on his hips and his cheeks swollen with a forward bend. Yeah, I'm definitely angry.

"Hackon. What were you gonna do if it broke?

I'm afraid my voice is gentle the other way around.

"If it's around, it's over."

"I won't delude you. We're angry."

Come on, there's a dialect out there when your emotions are high. Let's keep it grown up here.

Originally, there is no such thing as talking about women, and it would be useless to say anything in this audio data. It was an hour after the sermon ended that I knew how shallow I thought I was.

I was angry at first, but gradually moved on to talking about how worried I was with stupidity, and it continued until the Hulumi I saw went into a stop.

"Rummis, leave that alone. If you blame me too persistently, Hackon will hate you."

"Ugh. Well, I'll leave this about it. Don't be such a reckless imitator anymore."

I answered her pleading question in silence. I don't want to throw up against her. So I can't answer anything. Because if you encounter a situation where you can help everyone, you will do the same thing again.

I'm not upset about my attitude like that, and Ramis laughed bitterly. It's as if you were stunned when you read my mind.

"Is the discussion over? Hey, I got a question for you, too, okay?

I guess I was anticipating the time to talk, as Captain Keri Oil walked over with his fingers crawling by his hat.

"Thank you again for this time. Hackon, did the Hierarchist coin fall at the bottom of the hole?

"Welcome"

"Oh well. Then I'll have to pick it up later."

Do you want to submit the coins you have collected? Uh, how do you do it? It feels like putting it outside to match the "Flaming Giant Bone Demon Coin" in your possession.

"Whoa, you picked it up!

The coin rolled down in front of me in good shape. The captain tried to pick it up without hesitation, but a hand stretched out from the side grabbed his arm.

"What are you going to do, Hulumi?"

"I'm trying to make it my thing, as a matter of course, but you're a hackon for knocking down and picking up the Flaming Giant Bone Demon. You don't own it."

Truth be told, as far as I'm concerned, I don't care. But, well, maybe we should keep this decent rather than tame.

"Oh, I'm sorry. It is a fact that I have managed to do so with your great work. I'm pretty sure Hackon is entitled to this. So I want you to let me buy this off. How about a hundred gold coins?

That's not a good amount to say with a light knoll. Hundred pieces of gold means 100,000 points when you convert points? Isn't that a lot of money?

Rummis seems surprised, just like me, with his staring straight into his eyes and alternating between coins and me.

Hulumi turned to Chairman Bear, who had not looked particularly surprised and had turned his chilling gaze into a bystander.

"Hmm. If it's the price of the Hierarchist's coins, that's about it, no mistake"

"Because, Hackon. What do we do?"

Then there's nothing wrong with that. Instead, it's enough. I've already secured one coin for the Hierarchist, so I don't need any more.

"Welcome"

"It's a boulder hackon. It's quick and helpful. You don't mind if I pay you later. You can't carry all that money around all the time."

When the negotiations were concluded, the coins became theirs. Captain Keri Oil threw the picked coins in the light and, observing them carefully, threw them into his lumbar bag.

Sa, all you have to do is go back to the Lake Hierarchy of the Clean Stream. The maze hierarchy is going to end only knowing from above and on the boulevard, but it won't come here again.