I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

Looks like you're ready for the play, so get your posture right - I'll be all right because you're always straight with your spine or your body is stretched.

Later we shall stand quietly so as not to disturb the play.

"Whoa, isn't that Hackon? What are you doing here?"

"Let's have some cold tea today"

So I didn't know the two gatekeepers were coming at this time.

I don't want to make a sound as the play begins, but I'll show you the silencing effect with my skilled product drop technique.

Grab the baby and gently place the product in the take out mouth with a motherly, merciful response that rests gently on the crib.

All right, you barely made a sound. Humans - even vending machines can do it.

"What was today's performance"

"Uh, sure..."

So Carios and Golls are willing to see the play here too?

This kind of whispers to such an extent that there's no annoyance around, and it's fun to share your thoughts. As far as I'm concerned, you're welcome.

"The progress chart I was handing out just now... seems to be titled Hatake Calling Happiness. Never heard of it."

What fields call for happiness? We don't even know what to look at. I don't know Dr. Things Hulumi, so is it a maniacal story or a complete creation?

Probably talking about the agricultural system. A beautiful girl plows the fields hard and distributes the vegetables she grows to everyone to make them happy. Feels like it?

As far as I'm concerned, I prefer it to be like a worldly, ruinous action theatre, but I'm not sure I'll keep watching it when the love romance or anything starts.

Looks like you shouldn't expect much.

"Well, you'll see. Oh, it looks like it's gonna start."

Right. I can't help but think about that and this before I see it. (i) Try to entertain me as an audience.

"I didn't know what to say..."

"There, come this way..."

"Yeah, it's certainly a field that calls for happiness, isn't it? Oh, but rather than calling you, you say you're coming..."

Everyone speaks of their thoughts and feelings, whether they are flashy faces or this.

In my honest opinion, there's no other half of the world. I'm done with this. I didn't know the protagonist was not a person, that way. I think it was interesting as a general review, but it was something that seemed to pick people out.

The quality of the play was also high, so I'd like to see the same troupe perform differently again.

"That's not if you're being distracted. Ramis, you're going to the finals."

"Oh, I did! Hackon, I'm coming!

"Welcome"

He's a little in charge and he's being transported to Ramis.

"Rummis, come on! We're here for you."

"The more."

"Show him what a woman means!

With support from the three of us on our backs, Ramis is waving his fist up. Unfortunately, it carries a vending machine, so it doesn't look like the Hulumi.

When installed in a fast-track corner of the stage, Rummis rushed to where the contestants were holding off. I know you're in a hurry, but don't panic.

"Ah, oh, I'm sorry"

Destruction sounds and screams have arrived, but let's decide we didn't hear them.

The stage was ready, as was Munami, the host facilitator. Looks like the finals are about to start. The audience seats are about 60% filled, a little less satisfied with a lot of people in the first half of the battle.

I just want to get a little more excited and get more people, but what if it's a way to get people together? I wonder if there's anything I can do. I wish there were features that I could use.

I discovered one interesting feature as I glanced at the increased functionality since I got to Rank 2. With this, we're going to be able to attract customers and boost the venue.

I selected and executed the Jukebox from the Function section.

"Okay, here's the entrance for the contestants!

Most of the audience paid attention to MC Munami, so he didn't seem to realize I was the one who changed so much.

Smaller than usual vending machines and rounded tips. An object like two thick plastic fluorescent lamps is attached to the frame of the body, emitting yellow light. Instead of the usual beverage food in my body, I found hundreds of records placed instead.

It used to be placed in coffee shops, bars, etc., a machine where you can put coins and listen to your favorite songs, but if you're in your twenties or forties, the jukebox where you can choose the new songs that were placed on the bowling alley seems more familiar.

Jukebox is one of the fine vending machines, by the way, but a lot of people might not recognize that. Of course, as a vending machine maniac, I'm allowed to play songs every time I see them.

As the contestants came up on stage, I tried to play classic songs at sports events and such. After all, this would be it when it comes to the admission song.

I dared to choose the old one rather than the latest one, because of the plethora of classics.

"What, where's this song from?"

The audience seems to think it's part of the show, but Munami and the people involved are confused. Still, I admire the thickness of Munami's liver balls, which are progressing through the MC without panic or noise.

I've stepped on the number of places in the field, and I'm going to try to throw them all and put her in charge of the acoustics, because her counterstress would be fine.

"Is everyone excited - Yikes! Cry or laugh. Now it's over. Attendees are eating up!

Is it a BGM effect? I can play Munami. Then let us not lose, but let us make a choice of songs that are quicker and more upbeat.

"The final battle will be determined by the amount you eat in time! Beyond your limits, the doors of a new world will not be opened… Now we will begin the finals!

The song was changed at the same time as the declaration. At athletic events, the familiar songs are played at high volume in relays and on foot. That song gives you a lot of exhilaration. The contestants also seem to be eating considerably faster.

I also feel a little overincited, but it won't be in case someone owns healing magic or shelter.

It's only just the beginning, but is it Suction daughter Shui and the four big eaters who are flying from the beginning, as expected? Rummis doesn't have the momentum he had last time and seems to be enjoying his meal slowly.

The other members seem to know they can't beat those five, but they're eating on losing. The next thing that appeared when the five of them flattened the fried chicken, which was made into a pile, was a giant crepe that the baby would easily wrap up.

The final is served fried from the pile first, and the giant crepe awaits next time you can eat it. A chase of sweet things where your belly is swollen. I think this is a composition that comes to my heart and stomach.

By the way, the contents of the crepe are packed as much as if the apples and bananas I provided were still this. Apples were offered as vending machines dedicated to apples and bananas as vending machines dedicated to bananas.

There is also a fruit version of a vegetable vending machine, but I would like you to understand that this is a special vending machine that will be dedicated to you.

By the way, I found the apple vending machine upstairs at Shin-Osaka Station. I remember not just cutting, but some versions hung with chocolate, honey and caramel, and enjoying a wide variety.

The men see a giant crepe and they look down on it, but the women's eyes have changed color.

"Mmm, sweet stuff! That, too, looks so delicious!

It's a Ramisu dialect.

"Can I have that, too?"

Akowi's eyes in the next seat looked glowing behind his glasses.

Why do women react to something so sweet? Whether it's because it's different worlds or exclusive in the dungeon is unknown, but because sugar and fruit are precious.

I have heard rumors that this hierarchy, which offers these kinds of sweets cheaply, seems heavenly to women and men who like sweets, and more recently some workers and hunters have come to earn money in the fresh lake hierarchy for sweets.

Ramis and Akowi are eating faster than they can see. You're going to eat all the fries from it.

Shui sticks the cream around his mouth and eats it with a full grin, but the men in the big food troupe are opening their crepes and eating the fruit inside first. Although Scott, the only woman in the regiment, is still biting.

This momentum is going to make Shui and Scoe a one-horse hit. When I checked the hourglass, the sand was falling 70% way. The men are almost devastated and both the men of the Great Eaters struggle with raw cream and crepe dough.

Oh, Ramis and Akowi finished the fried meal from. Now I'm savoring the crepe with my eyeballs down. This is totally just in the game. You're in tea time after dinner.

Shui and Scoe are mutually reinforcing when it feels like they saw each other. If we keep this up, we're going to be flat to giant crepes by the time we get there.

A hand with a fork is raised majestically just before the sand on the hourglass falls as the interested parties pour a hot gaze.

"You ate it!

I put cream around my mouth and laugh satisfactorily Shui. The winner of the Great Eat Games was decided in the Fool's Bizarre Group Shui.

The tournament has been successfully concluded without major problems, and the top three are currently climbing the podium and being handed their prizes.

The first place is Shui. You two are Scoe. Third place was the only male goggle slipped in.

There's a time limit, so I was going back to a regular vending machine to watch.

"Then the winning prize is the right to be free to treat Mr. Hackon for a day!

Munami said a hell of a thing.

Yes? Uh, about what?

Munami approached me softly bewildered and whispered.

"You used to say you could help me with anything I could do about prizes."

I just want to fall in love with you if you don't remember... but I remember agreeing with you while listening appropriately.

"Zan."

"I don't think you're going to get any worse."

Damn, I was blocked by words on top of words. But, well, not for a day or so, okay? Expenses are also known even if it is intended for large foods.

Nothing serious to think about. I accepted it in such a mild way... I didn't know I was going to regret my decision at this time later.

Oh, my God. I tried to make a monologue, but there won't be anything wrong with it.