I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

Ramisu and Shui are playing with the shaggy children. Originally, they seem to be compatible with children because there are innocent places, and you got along in just a few minutes.

Now a child is running away from my shower, which has become a high-pressure washer. Of course, it's Ramisu who's operating it.

The children, tired of playing, tried to enter the house in a muddy wet state, but are stiff in front of the gardener, with arms in front of the door and an awesome grin.

"Ladies and gentlemen, where are we going with such a mess of mud?"

"Uh, gardener."

"Take off your clothes on the spot and put them in this cage before you take a bath"

"Yes, sir."

The atrophied children are taking off their clothes in front of the door. Ramis and Shui together and take off their clothes...... here and here. Outdoors, albeit without people's eyes around them. I have a young daughter. And I wanted to advise you, but apparently it was early, only taking off my shoes and socks.

Well, then, let me offer you a bath towel.

"Thank you, Hackon. Shui, too."

"Hackon doesn't care. If I were human, I'd be hot!

"You're still popular."

The shape was changed to "Coin-type all-automatic washer dryer integrated" so as to illuminate the two compliments. I'm happy to be complimented, but when I'm hit with honest emotions from the front, I get a slightly itchy odd feeling.

"Oh, this is the one to wash, isn't it? I'll take you indoors, then."

I was held up by Ramis and set up in the corner of the front door. And then he was stuck in his freshly stripped dirty clothes and underwear and started laundry.

"What the hell is this..."

"Hackon can change into many shapes with strange magic props. Awesome."

When Shui is bragging with her breasts up like she is about herself, next door Rummis is snorting at her.

"Oh well, I don't know, but that's awesome. These days, magic tricks are handy."

It's like a mechanical tone-deaf mother before the latest appliances. I don't understand it, but he just figured it out that it was amazing. It's not that I'm amazing, it's just that Japan has excellent technical skills.

"The laundry will be over soon, so we'll all take a bath before then. Look, if you don't hurry up, I'll catch you."

"Wow, wow."

Shui is chasing the kids around with his tongue out and rocking up and down. The kids are screaming and running around, but they look like they're having some fun.

This is a complete crime if Shui is a man. No, out if even women don't like children.

"If you want to wash your underwear too, why don't we take it to the vicinity of the Hackon bathroom"

"Welcome"

Right. We'll be dry in ten minutes, so it should be over while we're in the bath.

"Oh, but I don't know if I can get out of the floor by weight"

"Then if you can get around to the back entrance, I'll follow you to the back of the bath. There's also a trick there."

"Well, let's go around from the outside"

The door was visible as he was carried by Ramis and moved along the outer wall. Is that a trick?

When he was placed in such a way as to keep his back on the wall, Ramis gently opened the door. Beyond the door is a bath stripper with a dense crowd of naked half-naked children.

But will this large number of people get in at the same time? If so, it's a pretty big tub.

"Here, I can't break out. Well, everybody's gonna wash up in the bath."

Shui, who looks cluttered, hugs a small child and disappears into the bathroom. Shortcuts and a shy taste of food over color, but I had a strange impression that you were a proper woman.

"Uh, I'm not in bath water!

"Oh, who was on bath duty today?"

The gardener, who had come to see the stripper, is putting his finger on his cheek and leaning his neck. Two girls advanced with their hands up as they gazed at each other as to who it was.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I was playing with Sister Shui and I forgot."

The gardener gently hands on the head of the girl who is shrinking and shrinking. The girl, shaking her body, raised her face, and gazed at her.

"It's not a good thing I forgot to do duty, but thank you for being honest with me. Failure is for everyone. But instead of deluding it, it's important to acknowledge and reflect on failures."

There are so many parents scolding you without a head. I think it's hard to seem normal to be able to tell you right now.

Even my closest friends and friends yell at me as much as a child seems pathetic, and I haven't been in a stop once or twice without being so angry. Better than the parents who leave you alone without getting angry at all, but if it's too much... isn't it something a single man would talk about greatly, even though he doesn't know how spicy parenting is?

"But you're in trouble. It's going to take me a while to build up some water and boil it with firewood now. Shall I give up my bath today?"

Don't worry about getting a cold when your body is cold from water play and you don't have a bath. Can't you do something to raise it? I wonder if something happened to the function.

"Oh, you're done laundry Hackon. I'll keep it inside."

Looks like it's over until it's dry. I glance through the function section while Ramis is taking out the cleaned laundry.

It's not a bath thing. Uh, hot water because it takes time to boil in water...... oh, don't go that way!

I made my third form change today when I made sure that all the laundry was removed from my body - to the Hot Springs Vending Machine.

As its name suggests, this is a machine that sells hot springs automatically. The Japanese word "hot spring vending machine" is written dignified on the body of a square column. There is a single hose coming out of the side and the specification is to keep the hot spring out for two minutes for 100 yen.

I have used it in vending machines that are rarely found in hot springs, but it is a hot spring that is essential for hot water cooking because it will be cold by the time I get home.

"You're in a shape I've never seen again, Hackon. I wonder how many different bodies there are."

How many are there? I've never counted properly, either. It looks like there are nearly twenty vending machines that can be deformed right now.

"Uh, this long thing is going to get something out of here if it's the way it's been. Besides, this is the situation...... ok!

It has been Hulumi's role to judge how to use the feature lately, but I knew Ramis was highly comprehensible, too.

Hulumi is speculating on his abilities from the situation and my form, but in Ramisu's case, I don't feel like he's trying to read and understand my insides. I wonder if this is what my personality would do.

I really can't thank Rummis enough for being serious about just a vending machine opponent.

He opens the bathroom drawer and sticks the hose into the tub. Is it a signal that you looked back at me in that state and closed one eye and winked? Okay, let's just say we release it all at once.

The hot springs are flowing with momentum, and thanks in part to the speed, the tub is quickly filled with hot springs.

"Wow, awesome!

"A bath. A bath."

"Jump in."

"Here, wash your body properly!

The children in the bathroom and Shui's voice blaming it echoes. Having finished my role of storing hot water, I decided to go back to the washing machine and turn the rest of my laundry around.

It looks like Ramis is also taking off all of them and washing them together in the bathroom.

"Was it Mr. Hackon? Thank you for this time. Thank you for all your help."

It's suspicious how you recognize me, but the gardener is deeply bowing his head.

"Welcome"

"Uh, that was meant to be affirmative. Shui was worried lately because there was something on her mind, but I'm horrified to see what she looks like today. Keep up the good work on her."

It's nice to be able to thank someone for just a vending machine. I'm sorry if I get that far, I'm going to atrophy.

But what does Shui want with such a warm place? It will take a lot of money to maintain this orphanage, so is it still for gold? Hmm, this kind of talk is rude to pry into.

The laundry and bath were over, and I was supposed to behave for dinner, so I provided a frozen food set and cup noodles that I had never eaten, but I was a little concerned about the nutritional balance, so I also put fruits and crepes out for dessert after dinner.

The endurance of the floor still seems suspicious in the dining room and indoors, and the fixed position in the orphanage seems to have been determined by the front door.

While the kids were eating, I was trying to relax on my own, but the kids told me, "I miss Hackon alone," and I got a chair and a desk outside to get a meal in the garden.

There are a lot of empty houses around this orphanage, and they rarely complain when they are shaky, so the kids are happy to say that they are loud, delicious, and delicious when they fill their mouths with food.

All the kids outfits are rustic...... no, that's too cloudy of words. Not a single child in a crude outfit and fuzzy shape. I don't even see too skinny children, so I think my diet is being kept.

Should I also provide underwear and towels later?

I can donate the money, but would it be a good idea to get it from me, the vending machine? At a time like this, I don't know where to get involved. If you have the ability to talk normally, it would also be possible to assist the other person's nerves without turning them upside down.

I've been thinking about all the money making to get my point, but watching the poor and happy kids made me seem like I was very filthy.

"The lights were shiny, but could it be, are you thinking weird? Hackon is Hackon. Right now, because you can afford to just serve everyone a meal and make them smile. So you can be more confident."

Soon Rummis, standing next to me, hanging words that would spot my heart, smiling.

That's amazing, Ramis. I can't even speak a word. He understands and cares about the idea of just a vending machine.

Right, yeah, I'm me. I'm not going to stop making money for the point, but from now on, let's think about what's going on around us a little bit more.

And now, let's just think about purely enjoying this time and please the kids.