I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

The fact that Ramis has fallen inevitably means that I will fall on the floor with him, and now Ramis, who has passed out on me, is falling asleep.

"Oh, come on, man. I didn't know you didn't like it this far."

"Even so, compared to when you were a kid, you endured it. What will Hackon do as Ramis carries him to his room?"

Having renounced consciousness, Ramis has been removed from his back leather string and is being held accountable by the head of the Keri Oil Corps. If I stay like this, it will disrupt the operation of the inn, so it will be a cardboard vending machine.

"Don't let anyone carry this. Admiral, do you mind setting up a hackon in front of the inn?"

"Yes... that's what you were talking about... you're a will demon prop... hehe, it's a mystery"

Is this the innkeeper's general? If I make it a fortune teller or something, it looks good on me.

Hulumi held me up and placed me gently outside the inn. By the door is becoming my fixed position. Well, there's nothing to complain about because it's a classic in the vending machine installation location.

"Honestly, you're freaking out. It's been a long time. If I told you a scary story or something, I'd hold my ears with both hands, and, uh, you'd be screaming. I miss you."

You remember the old days. Hulumi's eyes are down and he's smiling with a gentle look. You two are pretty close. Watching the two of them talking, there are times when they just look like friendly sisters.

"Usually, I'm running away, but this time I can't seem to give in."

If you were so frightened, you'd usually get into crying and run away.

Could it be that you endure it hard because there are people in trouble when no one carries me? If that's the case, I don't want you to push me too hard.

"Hackon. Do you have any idea what's wrong? I'm the one who taught Ramis how to overcome his fears by being mean."

"If it's around, it's over."

What is the intention of the statement now? It's a meaningful thing to say, just pouring out a stream, and Hulumi doesn't try to talk any more.

You mean think for yourself. Is that why you're trying to be mean and overcome? As for her wanting to be strong for her enemies, you think there's no point in not getting over this degree of fear?

"Well, that's something to think about. Well, I'll see how Ramis is doing."

Will you not tell me the answer after all? I wanted to cast doubt on Hulumi's back as he walked away, but I don't have that word.

I don't know, it's over, but we have time, shall we just relax and think?

"Oh, what is this? There's something weird lined up across the glass, but what is this?

Whoa, is that your first guest on the deceased's mourning hierarchy? You're a hunter-like young man in metal armor. I look at the product and peek at it as much as it seems to have a forehead.

Okay, let's just say we start our usual business.

"Welcome"

"Whoa, who!? You guys?

"Chicken. It sounded like a noise coming from that box."

One of my buddies points out, now all three are staring at me.

"Enjoy this."

"Ooh, seriously, I heard voices coming out of this box. What do you want me to put in a coin?

The three of them don't even know where to put the coins just because they're making a scene, they're just panicking. After all, words like this don't usually work.

I usually have the placards placed next to me and the simple instructions put up, so even beginners can handle it, but I just have to do something with nothing today.

Until now, I've had no choice but to repeat the words, but even I've been grasping my body and function. Various means have been explored and several methods have been derived. Yes, I am an evolving vending machine.

First, the product will be covered and hidden, but an LCD panel will be installed. And stream some footage there.

"Whoa, there's a woman in the box. Hey, honey, you know how to buy this?

The young man has a voice in the woman shown on the panel, but there is no way the recorded footage responds, and the woman shown - the one Lamis has ignored and reached out to hold the coin.

And "I don't know which one to buy," he put up his index finger, acting like he was pointing at the other. Then, bending up, her hand was gripped with corn soup. Twist, open the lid, and drink deliciously.

I'm done with the footage I recorded there, but I keep repeating and streaming.

"What the hell happened? Why is this woman repeating the same thing?"

"Isn't this a phantom? The woman shown is too small for you. And it moves exactly the same."

The three of us gathered for a while to continue our discussions with that and this, and it seems that we have come to a conclusion.

"I mean, this woman is teaching us how to use this magic prop. Right."

"Welcome"

It took me a while, but you managed to get to the right answer. Now I stared carefully at the footage and one person who learned how to use it bought me the product.

"Come on, I could have bought it!

"Oh, is that what you're gonna do"

"I see."

Soon people are gathered around and impressed with the hunters who were able to buy the product safely. Seems like people who were interested but didn't know what they were observing.

"This is how you twist and open it. So, do you want a drink... kuha, yum! It's cold in the kink. It's all over the place."

His reaction becomes above all a publicity, triggering one product after another to sell. Many people buy it because it's unusual and because it's interesting to taste inexperienced in this other world.

That's a good slide out. Until Ramis says he wants to go home, we'll let him make some money for a while.

I found out after scouring the product to a certain extent, but warm products sell well in this hierarchy. Many of the residents dress thick, and apparently it doesn't have to be until winter.

The fresh-current lake hierarchy had temperatures close to the early summer, but this seems to be the opposite climate. Maybe around ten degrees because the customer's exhaled breath is not white.

With that in mind, the guests are constantly on their feet, and the number of people on the street is diminishing. The area, which was dim, was dominated by total darkness, and the night apparently came.

Even though the day is dim, the brightness of night and day is different from that of cloud mud. There are street lights in the settlement, but I can't even flatter you that they are just enough lights leaking trace amounts of light, as if darkness were eroding that light.

I've been a vending machine many times at night, but this dark night is uncomfortable. It's unnaturally dark. The lights are leaking out of the windows of the buildings around me, but the only thing that's bright is that it doesn't illuminate the area at all.

Potsung Potsung and light just dot the black world, and then a side of darkness. If it gets so dark, then no one will walk around. It is an unrealistic sight, so much so that there is no murmur and it is unlikely to distinguish reality from fiction.

It seems possible to just name it the lament of the deceased. Maybe the darkness here is special. Even if we crusade demons, we should avoid them at night and act during the day.

I don't have one kid, so I need to get into business. When I tried to move to energy saving mode, something slightly glowing came from the other side.

Do you have a light in your hand? The light gradually grew larger as it approached, but I was uncomfortable with the light.

There is no one to be illuminated by the light. The light floats alone. With every swing, if you are a person, you loom as you maintain your hips high.

I only have a bad feeling. If you have legs, I'd like to escape into the inn immediately, but unfortunately, no escape means exists in the vending machine.

I thought this body made me stronger in spirit, but that seemed like a mistake. There is a noise coming from inside the body. It's a vending machine. I'm a little freaked out...

With fear and curiosity on the board, I gazed at it and observed it carefully.

It was a flaming skull. That's the Flamehead Demon! What, I freaked out and lost it. Normally, it would be a horror sight, but I know their weaknesses and have defeated them many times, now they don't need to be frightened.

We'll have plenty of room when we find out who we are. Fear scratched out, but the problem is that the demon showed up in the settlement, right? When demons roam the settlements as normal at night, can't they walk in the middle of the night?

While I've been thinking about it, there are other flame-wrapped skulls showing up. That number is eight, just as far as you can see. I'm just wandering around without trying to get inside the building for some reason, and I have no idea what their purpose is.

Oh, now the skeleton appears with the Flamehead Demon. This guy's got a head, too. That's just a skeleton. No, isn't it normal that it's moving? Oops, translucent humans are out there too... in a haunted outdoor mansion.

That's all, you're not afraid of a few grand ones. The horror element is thinner than that. Ghostly translucent people are just walking in normal clothes too, and if you want to intimidate people, you need some more ideas. I just want you to apprentice Japanese haunts like running with your hands leaking resentful voices while your lower body chops a thousand times and drags your guts.

I can observe it swallowing, because none of the demons are trying to get inside the building. Maybe the inhabitants of this settlement are doing something about it.

I'm activating the Junction just in case, but the demons don't come by. He doesn't seem interested in me at all.

We're going to explore this hierarchy in the future, so it's not too bad to give it a try. Was there a product for the undead?

Hmm, salt if it's a classic? Salt or... It seems like it's one of those products that you don't surprisingly put on your vending machine. I've bought rock salt before, so why don't you give it a try?

Drop the rock salt in the transparent cylindrical case into the outlet, just erase the case and try to fly the rock salt with the (junction). It was the skeleton I aimed for, but my aim slipped away and I hit a ghost - you made it through. Don't you accept any physical attacks only on ghosts?

The demons just glanced at the corollary and the rock salt rolling down the ground, not showing any particular reaction. It has no effect at all.

What else seems to work... Oh, what about that one? Buddha statues and several beads purchased at the Buddha Statue Vending Machine, which was located in a town famous for its film village in Kyoto.

It is a delicacy that is among the top ten strange products I know of. You may not believe it, but it was really for sale. It's quite small in palm size, but it was a decent Buddha statue.

If the other person is haunted, it might work. I bounced out two Buddha statues and a few beads that I purchased at that time in the (junction) and I will keep an eye on them.

The demons seem interested in mysterious objects and come close, but they have no influence whatsoever. No, maybe I just don't have enough. I'll just try.

"Yo, Hackon. Did you sleep yesterday...... whoa, what is this! Why are there strangely shaped dolls and stones rolling on the ground?"

Is it morning already? Yesterday I was testing the demons for the potency of rock salt and Buddha statues, but I didn't know I'd been doing it all night until morning.

Though I thought it was a good idea, the other world wanted sects to be different.