I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

Is there no way to break the status quo with my own functions alone?

Lure your enemies into the crater they created themselves and choke them with dry ice they were pouring in beforehand...... does this make any sense? I don't think the skeleton is breathing. Besides, if you get away with the universe like you do now, that's it.

The food system is pointless. Ice and water can't be expected to work either. Again, let's go with the policy of giving up on defeating. You should only think about running away.

"Oh, Professor, can't you hope?"

"Don't ask proper questions with the mouth-watering one. Yo!

This voice sounded unexpected. Hulumi! Yes, Shui and Hulumi of the rear guard were in a position away in the loaded hog car, so they were still alive.

The anger was followed by a few pet bottles that arrived at us. It is flying in a straight line in pursuit of the king of the underworld floating in the universe.

I immediately understood her actions and tried to extinguish only the pet bottle and smash the contents against the king of the Underworld by the same means as before.

"Is that burning oil? Phew."

A wall of wind broke out beside the king of the underworld after just a small exhalation. Looks like he's going to blow up some light oil.

"Sweet!

Fire arrows flew in with Shui's words to ignite petrol, not light oil in the air. Explosive flames broke out before touching the wind wall.

"Rummys, Hackon, you're going to get away with this!

"Hurry up!

Two words prompt Rummis to kick up the ground and jump to the edge of the crater. At that time, of course, it became a cardboard vending machine and I didn't forget to make it lighter.

"Captain, Michelle, get on quickly. We have to move!

The loaded hog car stopped near the two of them trying to get up and was in the process of pushing them into the carrier.

"We'll help you, too."

As Ramis approached him in one foot, he gently threw the two of them into the carrier.

"Once we get out of here!

"But we're all still here."

When Hulumi sets off without waiting for a reply, Ramis also reluctantly follows him.

Moving your gaze backwards, there's no change in your buddies remaining down on the ground. The king of the underworld, who was floating in the universe, is blowing flames, for some reason without moving.

What do you mean, you're gonna miss me if it's not worth killing? If you can survive for any reason, that's fine. Now all you have to do is get away with it.

"Where are you going? I haven't been taught yet. '

Directly to the brain, the voice of the skeleton of the transverse narrative reaches. This sounds like a "mindset" that was in shelter.

They all seem to have heard it, but they are increasing their speed without even turning around.

'Oh man, when we talk, you didn't learn to look me in the eye and listen properly to me until the end. Young people these days are troubled because they don't know how to be polite.'

You're talking like a country grandfather. There's nothing wrong with grandpa if this is just a noise of courtesy, but when he becomes king of the underworld holding that ridiculous strength, the story is different.

I don't know how far it's going to get, but if you're not attacking me just talking, you can whine to yourself.

"You abandon your people."

Suddenly, without any foretaste, the king of the underworld appeared in the direction of the path. Isn't the world that sweet?

I'm not the one who can keep bumping into you and knocking you out in a contact accident. Hulumi, who understands it, manipulates the reins and tries to change course.

"If we can't have a conversation, isn't that the same as the beast anymore?"

I don't know what I thought. The cane at hand is disappearing and I'm sticking my free hands forward. I don't know what it is, but I have a bad feeling about it. Open the "junction" in full and keep an eye on the opponent not to miss each and every step of the way.

When the silver fingers with no side of meat closed slightly, they appeared in the hands of the king of the underworld - Hulumi and Shui.

"Hulumi, Shui!

Why are the two of you in your podium just now? When I looked at the loaded hog car, there was just a cargo deck that was deserted.

The king of the underworld is floating in space with two heads grabbed. I'm waving my hands and feet around trying to resist, but I'm not at all comfortable with it.

"It's a demonic prop with a daughter with an interesting protection there and a visitor's soul. You lords are interesting. So let's keep him alive. We're still growing up, and we're going to be able to look forward to it."

"Get the two of you off me!

Ramis pops out with high emotions. I just want to stop, but right now, if I force her to stop, she'll regret it for the rest of her life. Even though I know it's a provocation to lure you out, this is the place to go!

"Do you still scratch your feet while understanding the difference in overwhelming power? Good, I like the mood. I like the adventures of those who are called heroes. The royal road that inspires heroes in the face of evil to become stronger is the death of their companions. I have to act as a villain, too!

"No, don't. Yeah, yeah!

The worst development comes to mind. I'm on my back. I became a cardboard vending machine, so I can't afford it. She's progressing to fly a distance that's going to take more than a dozen steps, just once, just kicking the ground. Still...

"Heartbeat, dance disorderly, enjoy death."

As soon as the king of the underworld uttered the word, darkness engulfed Shui and Hulumi's body, whose body jumped only once loudly.

And when the king of the underworld releases his hand, the two fall upside down.

"Uh-oh!

Rummis' step explodes the ground and the dust sprays up. Filling a distance of more than ten meters at once, he slipped under the two falling men and took it before it crashed to the ground.

"Well done. You made it. Now, as a reward, let's return those two wreckages. I look forward to your growth. I will stay in this hierarchy for a while. Come and avenge me anytime."

And the king of the underworld, with his only mouth and his staff, was able to disappear from the spot.

"Hulumi, Shui, get back to me! Please, please... reply."

Do you understand the danger of slapping your cheek with your own power? Ramisu is just zeroing tears next door and holding his fist.

They just seem to sleep quietly, but I'm not going to be stupid enough to watch her disturb and be so optimistic.

"Hulumi, you promised to help me all the time... Shui, everyone, everyone in the orphanage is waiting... so please, really, please"

"Damn you... my people, oh shit"

"I'm, I'm, I'm in front of you again."

Was the hog truck coming back nearby? I have a sad voice for Michelle and the captain.

Michelle supports the sword with one knee poked and manages to keep the condition, but blood is running down her chewed lips.

The hard-moving captain jumped off the carrier, took off Shui and Hulumi's armor and clothes, and began to massage Shui's heart.

"Ramisu! You've also learned how to treat cardiac arrest as a basis for hunters! I'm not confused!

"Ugh, yeah!

When Ramis puts me aside, he's starting a heart massage with great care not to put too much effort into it.

Help me, please!

My mouth is bad, but my sister's skin was supporting Ramisu, Hulumi. A loved one who tried to understand me.

Shui, who was bright, devoured and hunted all he could for the orphanage.

Those two are now exposed to an unspeakable body in front of them.

"No, don't breathe back!

The sad cry of Ramis echoes through the desolate earth.

Do we have to give up? Do you really have to accept death without doing anything...... yet! Not yet, it's too early to give up!

He said, "Heartbeat, dance disorderly, enjoy death". No trauma. Two bodies that just look asleep. If you believe in Captain Kellioil's judgment, you're just in cardiac arrest. If so, there is still a chance that it will help!

I immediately picked out a feature that I had been eyeing for a long time and got it.

A transparent door is fitted to the right of the center of the vending machine's body, in which an orange object appears. Next to it is a red heart pattern and AED lettering.

The new feature I chose is AED. An AED is an automatic extracorporeal defibrillator, which means a medical device that resuscitates a person with cardiac arrest with an electrical shock.

Now that earthquakes are raging, a type of vending machine is beginning to appear that can install a simple toilet or AED as an emergency facility. That's how I got the function.

If you two are in a state, I believe resuscitation is possible with this!

"Oh, what is this, eh?"

Noticing the change, Ramis stares at it with an unceasing, zero-flowing eye, but doesn't understand what it is. Naturally, there is no such thing as an interracial person who understands instantly just by looking at this. Even if you understand that even Japanese people are AEDs, you will hesitate to handle them.

Resuscitation from cardiac arrest is a battle with time. I can't afford to hesitate!

It's impossible to leave it to Ramis because there's no way to explain it to her. There are illustrative instructions in the case, but it still takes time to understand.

How many points do I have left... $1.22 million! That's all I need!

I was able to save up to this point because of the points I had crusaded with the Necromancer King and the results I had earned so far, plus the coin reward of the Flaming Giant Bone Demon.

My ability to take it here is - "Mind power."

The performance of this protection "makes it possible to manipulate objects within a radius of one meter of one's circumference. However, the weight is limited and the product only".

It is unclear whether the AED will be included in the definition of goods, but there is no other way. There's no reason to get lost!

After spending a million points and gaining "Mind Power," I stare at AED and remember strongly. Then, the AED came out while the transparent lid was being opened. Now I'm floating fluffy in the air.

All right, all right, all right, all right, let's break through the first gate! Next, open the case and retrieve the contents. Put the yellow device on the ground and the electrode pat on the opponent's chest... damn it, it won't reach. This is where the one-meter tied wall gets in the way.

"Hackon, you're trying to do something, aren't you? Maybe, maybe, I don't think so, but can you bring it back to life?

"Welcome"

Rummis' eyes are wide open, affirmed the words he uttered without expectation.

"Ho, really, uh, you want to do something about it because it's square with that string. Uh, uh, I guess I should get you two closer."

"Welcome"

"Yeah, okay!

He's given me a well-reasoned response, but for me in a hurry, I'm going to think it's even taking too long. Relax, Ramis is in a mild panic, but he's working his head so hard, he's moving.

I have to handle this calmly. I understood everything when I chose "AED". All you have to do is run.

"I brought you here!

They're sleeping side by side at a distance that sticks to my body.

This will arrive. First... Shui, I'm sorry, but we'll resuscitate Hulumi first.

Is the electrode around the upper right chest and lower left flank? Paste it on these two places. This alone will automatically analyze the ECG to determine if an electrical shock is needed.

'Don't touch your body. I'm checking the ECG.'

I have audio guidance so anyone who is Japanese can handle it.

"Electrical shock required"

"This voice who... I don't know what you're talking about"

Doesn't this one translate in Japanese audio? I guess that means because it's not a voice from the main body. When that audio plays, the charging starts, and when it finishes, 'Press the shock button' again, the Japanese audio flows.

All I have to do is press the red shock button on the device, but I don't have time to hesitate. After this, I have to do it to Shui as well. Cardiac arrest decreases the chance of resuscitation as time passes... Push, no, wait, there's still something you can do to increase resuscitation.

I raised my stat dexterity by betting on a slight possibility. The effect of dexterity is still unknown, but if the effectiveness and performance of this kind of function is to be improved at all, no point is spared.

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty and up, points down 100,000, but acceptable. All right, I'm gonna push the shock button!

'We had an electrical shock. It's okay to touch your body.'

The electric shock made my body move pickly, but I can't feel safe. It's just a phenomenon that happened because the electricity ran. The problem starts here.

"Hulumi... oh, my breath, I wanted to breathe back! Hulumi, Hulumiwi!

"Seriously! Then Shui too..."

Good, Hulumi. Really good. Without stopping the hand of a heart massage, I see a crying Ramisu, and the relief is about to go off too much power, but not yet. It's too early to be relieved, Shui also remains.

What, you can manipulate the electrode more finely and accurately than you just did. Is this a benefit from increased dexterity? It's not bitter to stick it in the right place.

Leveraging my experience at Hulumi, I also had Shui's electrical shock and as a result... we both breathed back.

Okay, okay! Hey, we got this figured out. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

"Shui, you make me worry, you idiot...... but. Thank you, Hackon. You are a benefactor of life, I truly appreciate it"

Even though it's such a big injury that it's not weird to fall down now, he's bowing his head deep to me as he gently strokes Shui's head.

I shall trust you a little more about Captain Keri Oil and the Fool's Odd Regiment. To the extent that it seemed so, the action of the captain resonated with my heart.