I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

"This could be a healing party for a fool's ecstasy. Perverts who are good at healing, light, and magic that interferes with the spirit"

"You'll be misunderstood by strangers in that explanation."

No misunderstandings, no nothing, no matter what the guy who was buried in the shoes of men and women is now.

"But it's your hobby to collect the shoes people were wearing, right?

Here, Ramis. You shouldn't be involved in such a pervert.

"Yeah, that's for sure. But I don't need new shoes."

With a gentle grin on his face, I don't need that explanation.

"A shoe is a fortress that protects a foot, both male and female, arguably the most important in life. Shoes are mirrors that reveal the life of the owner. If you look at the shoes, you can see all of the person's history, experience and personality. I want to go into the history of that person and put my mind to it."

That's a rap pervert!

I feel madness where I put my hand on my chest and talk with a distant eye.

"So it was used up...... well, what would be the best thing about an age-feeling, rather odorous boot or one with a used and perforated hole and broken seams? Especially since the shoes worn by the hunters are maturing nicely."

"I know what you're into, but still stealing people's shoes isn't a good idea, is it?

Um, sounds like Ramisu, that's a straight opinion. There won't even be a sound to get into this.

"Stealing is one of the worst things you can do as a person. As someone who can be used by God, there is no way he would make such a stupid mistake."

Is there a contradiction? You say you're a pervert who likes second-hand shoes, but you lie there without admitting it?

"Oh no, lie..."

"Ramis, that's not a lie. The trouble with him is that when he finds someone wearing the shoes of his choice, he tries to negotiate and buy them directly on the spot."

"Wow..."

Everyone, except the two of us, is pulling more and more on the opening chairman's explanation.

The other two are the beginning chairman and Shui, hands on forehead, exhaling loudly.

"It's only natural to pay the price because it gives you a peek into the person's history."

I don't like to sound like a decent person if I ask only here. I mean, I don't want to sum it up, but is it okay to say used shoe fetish?

"I'm not stealing, but the residents who were approached by such negotiations were frightened... I cautioned them as an nuisance, but I didn't have the ear to listen, and I had no choice but to lock them in the hunter's association's cell, but at the end of the day, a watch nearly brainwashed by hot shoe talks appeared. So, because he wanted to, he couldn't help but lock himself up in this prison."

I don't know... thank you.

"It's not brainwashing. Originally, he just had qualities. I just helped open a new door. Damn, I expected countless used footwear in prison, but I'm disappointed it was surprisingly clean and disposable."

You're not bad, this guy.

"This is what I call a hebuoy, but my abilities are just as troublesome as my ability is. There's nothing I can do about the biggest drawback. Eighty percent of the bad rumors of the Fools' Bizarre Regiment blame this."

"No, I don't have that much influence."

I wave and humble in the light, but I never praise you.

Is the name of this priestly man Hebui? That's sexuality, but otherwise it seems decent, so I guess it will be a force of war...... I don't really want to keep you close to Ramis.

"Hebui, I'm guessing you haven't been caged in this place since the demons pushed you inside the settlement. That's all they collected shoes for."

"Yeah, I took a few strolls around the settlement though. That's what it is"

"Didn't any residents ask for help? To be a member of the Fool's Odd Regiment is to be seen as quite a powerful man. I abandoned the dying inhabitants and I was caged here."

The chairman of the beginning is hit with a quiet rage at Hebuoy, who answers in a mild tone.

Personally, I don't think Hebuoy is to blame for abandoning his residents. Making your life a top priority is a natural act as a person.

Rummis would have definitely come in to help, but it would be wrong to impose that. I think I would have liked you to help me, so I know how the chairman felt at the beginning.

"I'm a doctrine that doesn't do anything excessive in my own hands. My arms aren't that big."

Seeing Hebui quietly return the words, the chairman of the beginning seems to have calmed down too, scratching his head lavishly and spitting "damn" and evil.

"Right, I'm sorry. Even if you kill residents, it's no mistake to give your life the highest priority. Besides, I've made the decision to abandon many residents, the in-laws I could say-"

"Oh, no. I didn't kill you. You solve magic."

When Hebui speaks so, intertwining and marking both fingers in front of his chest, each piece of the lattice shines as if it had also become a fluorescent lamp, and the light runs to near the entrance staircase.

Then, on the other side of the lattice, where there was no one that far, suddenly a person appeared.

Dozens of people, young and old alike, are looking at each other with a hospitable look.

"You were hiding, using a combination of hallucinations and the magic that fogged the signs. I wanted to save more people, but it was immoral."

Was he releasing the very bad from prison to make them demons', and keeping the surviving inhabitants in prison in the meantime? Decide it's the most suitable building to stand in a cage.

"We managed to withstand the fact that we had quite a few stockpiles in prison, but it was time to limit ourselves. I can't thank you enough for coming to help me."

Hebuoy is bowing his head.

You're the one with the impression of two or three turns. Except to sexuality, you look like a fine priest.

"I didn't feel any signs. This man can't be insulted, Master Hackon."

Michelle was able to use a fairly high-performance sign detection. So you're saying he's strong enough to hide it from his abilities?

"Are you all right? Hebrew, I misunderstood you. You're right. Forgive me."

He bends his hips deeper than Hebrew just now, and the beginning chairman shows his intention to apologize with his body and words.

A boss who can honestly admit his inability and bow his head. There are surprisingly few people like this.

Only two people know the chairman in addition to the bear chairman, but the Hunter Association officials here seem to be blessed with their bosses.

"Don't worry about it. Because it's a misleading physique from day to day."

That is not a misunderstanding, it is undoubtedly a daily exercise.

I think this guy is a decent person, as long as he excludes shoe fetishes. In the first place, being open to any sexuality is largely deducted. Even shoe fetishes are harmless if they keep their mouths shut, but I guess he'll be treated like a pervert because he's exposed. And I decided to think.

"I'll do anything I can to thank you for saving my inhabitants with an apology. When it comes to magic tools, weapons, and gold, it's not until you dig up the Hunter Society, but if you need anything, tell me."

Whatever. You're out big. You're supposed to pay me enough, too, so it sounds like a no-thread policy for a grace award.

Hebui seemed to be troubled with his neck tilted, but he seemed to come up with something, banging his hands out all the time.

"Is that a request...... well, then, be sure to wear those boots the chairman is wearing"

Yeah, it's ruined I reviewed it.

Then when we took the survivors back to the square where everyone waited, they were surrounded by cheering people. That was good, but when people settled down, the chairman of the beginning disappeared from the spot once.

I've been back for a while.

"No two words."

And, with his mouth and bitterly distorted face, the beginning chairman took off his boots and changed them to new ones.

And I handed the freshly stripped shoes to Hebrew, reluctantly.

"I did also receive all the smell of your steamed feet. Looks like we're having fun this evening."

He has a terrible dialogue with a refreshing smile that the spring breeze is about to blow.

Ah, the chairman of the seemingly intense beginning is slightly tearful. Do you even have that look?

"Rest assured. The chairman himself is not a type or anything, so it's just shoes -"

When I wondered if there had been a dull sound in the middle of the conversation, Hebrew fell to the ground depressed, without ever taking a passive.

There is a huge chunk of ice next to Hebui's head, which is stunning and cramped, lying down. That one, it looks like it crashed into Hebrew's head.

"Were the illnesses not cured yet"

"I appreciate the healer's back, but I honestly can't be happy with this guy"

The Fool's Bizarre Regiment, the Commander, and the Deputy Commander are bowing down their shoulders. Seems accustomed to these situations, the Red and White twins were handy and tied Hebui up.

"Chairman, I'll give you your shoes back."

"No, you don't have to promise me a reward."

"That's okay. When I give him my shoes..."

When Captain Kelli Oil struck the chairman at the beginning, trying to keep his promise to discipline, his complexion blued at once.

And when I hug the boot I was going to give it to you, it stays, it runs away.

I'm very curious about what they said. At least, it doesn't seem to end up collecting shoes and looking at them.

Speaking of which, I've never seen a shoe vending machine. It seems to be overseas, but for some reason it is not in Japan, which is a vending machine giant. Perhaps there is if I look for it.

The vending machines for bowling shoes were in the neighborhood's bowling center, but the vending machines for the shoes you know are about that.

Oh, it's a rare place for shoes, and there was a shoe polishing vending machine. I might be happy if I showed him to Hebrew.

If I woke up and bent my navel knowing I had lost my boot, would you change and try it?