I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

"It's been a good exercise. Didn't that swollen belly also recess a little?

Hebrew is stirring up his people.

The majority of the countless rolling demons have been defeated by the throw of the Fool's Bizarre Regiment. It was Hebrew who was after him, so it's like he's dead.

Enemy reinforcements also seem to have been temporarily exhausted, and Hebwe is also taking a break from sports drinks in one hand.

"Gurgi, dammit, don't hit me"

"I wonder if we should practice throwing weapons, White"

The Red and White twins are teething because they seemed rather regrettable that not a single shot could be hit by Hebrew.

"Every time, every time, you're not convinced you can avoid arrows. Fine, if you're really shooting, why are you shooting?"

"I just want you to teach me how to avoid magic, too."

Both Shui and Deputy Filmina seem quite dissatisfied that they didn't hit a single shot, just because they are confident in their arms.

Actually, I know why. Because the side that was attacking was a little further away from Hebrew, repeating the attack. This is not deliberately taken off, perhaps because Heby is sneaking up on the magic of the mental interference system and is unaware of its impact.

Is it because I am a vending machine? The ability of the psychiatric interference system seems to be difficult to work with, and I could see exactly how it looked.

The captain of the regiment, who was watching his fellow offense in silence, is aware of it, though.

"I've had enough of this bellyless exercise, Captain, what are we going to do in the future?

"Let's move to where we're splitting up."

According to the map, was it divided into three parts after a while? So far, it's going amazingly well, but only at times like this can an incident occur, so we need to be alert.

And I got to the branch without anything as if to mock me for being vigilant. Is that the reality?

"Well, the road is divided into three parts, but what are we going to do?"

"Wait a minute. I'll check on the map."

Deputy Filmina has widened the map and everyone is peeking in.

You have a straight path, and you do have a three-way split ahead of you.

"On the right is a snake with gnegne, and there are several branches along the way, but are they all at a stop if they go a little further? Don't bother me."

"I don't have a choice. It's for beginners, so the road can be wasted. The path in the middle begins to arc and there is a huge space ahead. On the left, there appear to be countless branching points in the maze."

He's going to get lice if he can't find his commander, but if he's unlucky, he's going to need a lot of time before he meets his target.

"Though a place like the square in the middle sounds fateful. What do you guys think?

"That's where the demons occur in large numbers, white."

"Right, red. When I was a beginner, I almost died here once."

The red and white twins are looking up at the ceiling with distant eyes. It seems to bring back memories of my youth. Though I'm still young enough.

"If you're leading a demon, isn't that the easiest place to do it?"

"Right. I think it's suspicious there too."

Does Shui and Deputy Director Filmina agree? With this map, we can stock up on a large number of enemies here, and it seems easy to give instructions.

"However, even if it were a hit there, if they all went off, wouldn't they let the commander go?"

Rude story, but I'm starting to feel uncomfortable just because Hebby makes a normal point.

"You're right about Mr. Hebuoy. Better split it up again."

"But if there's a large number of enemies in that square, it would be dangerous to separate them."

"Michelle and Rummis aren't wrong either. What do the Big Eaters think?

"Hmm, maybe if we get closer, we can tell by the smell?

It depends on the direction of the wind.

Assuming you have enemies at the end of the middle road, you can attack them all, or leave a few and split them in two hands. It's hard to judge.

"What do you think of Hackon?

Oh, you want my opinion, too? I hope I can tell you well in as many words as I can.

"Come here."

"Mano no."

"Oh, come on."

"Kuriu and Koko"

"Per"

The Big Eaters are tilting their necks, but others aren't. Did it convey the meaning?

"Uh, Hackon's trying to say, wait a minute here, maybe we can hit a road full of demons, right?

"Welcome"

I was glad that Ramis understood in one shot, and I answered in the way I had replied before. At this rate, there is going to be a scene where her interpreter will continue to help. Sorry, I'll try to speak a little more fluently.

Since then, there have been various opinions, but eventually my opinions have been adopted.

Slightly down the branch, Michelle and Short were first to take the lead and take charge of the avant-garde. The rear guard is Shui and the rest is resting.

"Hackon, don't you have an arrow in the product? Arrows are quite heavy in the way when carrying them, so selling them makes it a lot easier."

"Zane."

I don't care if you say that abruptly. Shui turns his finger around like he wants, looking at me, but I can't shake my sleeve without it.

Still haven't seen a vending machine selling arrows before. There's nothing I can do about all this.

In the first place, we're talking about whether there's a vending machine for weapons. If you are selling, there will be demand in this world, but if you sell such a thing as a commodity in a peaceful Japan, you will be taken care of by the police.

Speaking of which, knowing that America has gun vending machines, I've seriously tried to believe that gun powers aren't scared, but I'm actually talking about the fact that a replica of a pistol is just decorating it and it was a vending machine collecting fundraisers to get rid of guns.

In my lifetime, I was planning to save up and do a lot of research on rare vending machines overseas, but that wish never came true. Well, I bought it every time I found a rare vending machine or new product, so I didn't save any money at all.

I miss Shui's back giving up and walking away. I'm sorry, but it's not that versatile.

If it is possible to replace vending machine products with objects from this world, the scope of business is likely to widen, but is that too luxurious a desire?

I'm looking at the battle as I explore new ways to make use of it, but I knew enemies would overflow from the middle aisle. Occasionally, it also comes from left and right, but not comparable to the middle.

Apparently, fate is unmistakable in the middle aisle. However, there is no guarantee that there will be commanders there, even though the enemy is gushing in large numbers. You're going to force me to make a difficult decision.

"Hmm, sounds like a hit in the middle after all. Hackon, is it possible to block the left and right passages the way you blocked the big hole before?

I don't think Captain Kelli Oil's idea of standing beside me is a bad idea.

But I can't do it in this aisle. I can't be a giant vending machine because the aisle is only about five meters tall. If you force it to change, your body will crumble or your ceiling will collapse.

It is possible to get concrete plates out in normal sizes, but this size makes it unrealistic because it is impossible to get quite a few out. And I'm worried about my points.

"Zane."

"Can't you? I thought it was a good idea. Then I can't think of any other way to bury it. If our enemies are waiting for us, we should all head there. Why don't we stick it in the middle?"

It does not appear that we intend to divide the members.

I look suspicious in the middle too, but I think it would be better to take some action just in case.

"Now with the application of light magic, shall we create illusions in the right and left passages that have collapsed with dust and sand? I think we can maintain it for about half a day if we raise the duration."

Hebrew's ability isn't flashy at all, but it's convenient. It could be the talent I want for one person on a team. Except for the perverse.

"Was your magic that long?

"Yeah well, if you can't. Instead, they take the majority of the magic. I want to keep the rest of the magic for healing, so think you can't use any more magic."

They say the magic of mental interference systems can't be used in collective action because it affects them extensively, so there won't be any particular problem.

"Whoa, okay. Okay, Hebby, please."

"Yes, sir."

The magic that shows the phantom is installation-type and seems to require time before it is activated, so he decided to wait while crusading the enemies that come until the end.

Has it been roughly thirty minutes? I finished installing a phantom on the left and right road and there was Hebui wiping the sweat off my forehead satisfactorily.

The left and right aisles are perfectly packed with dirt and sand that only looks real. All I can say is brilliant.

"Thanks to Hebrew, the worries of the hindsight disappeared. Then we'll just have to hope there's a commander ahead of us."

This would be ideal, but I think all this is really lucky.

Given the position of the enemy, the proximity to the settlement is more likely to strike, and the transmission of information is smooth. If you're going to give instructions for many demons at once, you'll want space to secure all that demons.

The end of the middle aisle applies to that condition.

Is there a commander or not? And how much fighting power do you have in place? I have anxiety, but when I look at this member, I don't feel like losing.

Alert is a great enemy, but I appreciate the strength of having company I can count on.

Well, no matter how many enemies you have, I'll protect Ramis.