I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

"Yikes, yah, yah"

Ooh, the Green Devil gets blown away like it's funny. It's like dancing through the universe so easily that I suspect the contents are cotton stuffed animals.

Every time Ramis waves his fist, the enemy is eliminated with tremendous momentum, but it doesn't feel like the enemy is dwindling at all. I'm definitely reducing it, but I can't move on.

I'm completely isolated in the middle of the enemy formation, but I can afford it so far. The enemy is too dense for the opponent to stand around well.

All attacks from the rear are either prevented by me in the "junction" or repelled by a pet bottle with pussy balls, so I'm not even letting Ramis touch the wound instead.

If it's a normal battle, you just have to remain extinct. But the enemy keeps showing up in an endless, invisible situation. If I don't do something about it, my people, they're gonna scratch out what's worn out.

Kill him and he will appear anew. Then we just have to take it out of combat without killing it.

The only thing I can think of that would be... pussy balls. I ran the measure last time at the entrance that if I rolled that around, they would take my leg off and roll it, but it was less effective than I thought.

Although the ground was rock-skinned, there were only a few green demons who carried out the royal path of treading and falling because there were irregularities rather than flat.

Then it's a combination. How about coating pussy balls in kerosene and slipping them further? Oh, but don't come up with the possibility of ignition. If you burn it, you will kill your enemies, and you will just gush new enemies again.

When it comes to other slippery products - it doesn't matter at all - the memories of the fuzz past have turned my head.

Yes, that was when I was running in the back of the country in search of rare vending machines everywhere as a vending machine maniac.

We discovered an unspeakably suspicious building beside an unpopular mountain path.

There is a blue prefabricated building with store-like letters written in tai letters, twenty-four hours below. Letters such as groceries, toys, books, video, etc., were lined up.

My rare vending machine sensor reacted excessively, so I parked my car, followed my curiosity and broke into that monstrous building.

That was not what I had imagined, and vending machines filled with adult products were lined up in a narrow area. Yeah, there were a bunch of products that I didn't expect at all. I should like to emphasise that I only followed my curiosity as a vending machine maniac, and that my lower heart was an action at all.

It was also surprising that some of the contents of the product were up to date, and a wide variety of adult goods were available.

And well, I don't care about the past that I suddenly remembered, but the newly purchased product is lotion. I mean, lubricant. When it comes to the best product to slip and roll, it would still be this.

It is sometimes used in variety shows, so I know many people have seen it, but that slip is not usual.

When you take out that lotion, open the lid and pour the contents into a packed pet bottle of pussy balls. And when he shaked up and down, he bounced off a pet bottle in the (junction).

When you erase the pet bottle that flies away into the mountains, the pussy balls with the lotion sticking together scatter around you.

What happened as a result? They take my legs as funny as they are, and I'm rolling all over them. And once he falls, he doesn't get up and involves the green demons around the rampage.

Oh, this is hilarious. Let's add more.

All enemy attacks are dealt with in the "junction", and at best "mindfulness power" is used to mass produce lotion pussy balls pet bottles. When it's done, throw it immediately and smash it around.

Ooh, fall, fall. He looks like the first kid to go ice skating. But I may have sprinkled too much on track.

Ramis and those standing around me no longer exist. The new green demon who tried to intrude is also slipping his legs and joining the people who are rolling on the ground.

"Hackon, by the way, where's the commander?

The demons are rolling around quite extensively, but I don't see them all green demons and commander-like opponents.

I had doubts that there might be a commander in the Green Devil, but it was due to Hulumi's considerations.

"Green Demons exist individuals who are intelligent enough to handle magic. But I'm basically incomprehensible. I don't think there are enough green demons under the command of the King of the Underworld."

That was it. They say there's a good chance of humans, or demons with the same level of intelligence.

The Green Devil seems to be a demon that doesn't deserve it, so if you're a bunch of Green Devils, it seems a quick way to find other species.

I'll look around, but it's all green demons, and I don't see any other species at all. More, do we have to hit enemies in the distance to find out?

"Hacko ooh ooh ooh ooh!?

Running out loud - is it Micheane who slips? He seems to have stepped into the lotion zone with all his strength, heading straight this way and sticking from his head in a standing position with depression.

"Micheane? No."

Ramis bent over and took Micheane lightly from the front.

I had a lot of momentum, but if you carried me with hundreds of kilos in addition to the strength of my ankles, I wouldn't even be scared by the impact to that extent.

"Wow, that's wet. What's this, what's this?"

The lotion sticks to my hair and it looks disgusting. I stretched my tongue trying to lick it, but you're hesitant.

"Mikene, what's wrong? Looks like he was calling it out loud."

"Oh, I was. Uh, I just heard a human scream from over there."

That being said, when I looked in the direction Micheane pointed, the green demon who fell was dense enough to make a small mountain.

That's unnatural when you look calmly. When the Green Devil approaches so that he can be sucked up by the mountain as he observes, he falls and collides with the mountain.

And the foothills grow wider and wider.

"I think it's about in that chunk. You still have a slight leak in your groan."

When I turn off the lotion that was wetting Mikenee, he finally seems calm and ears up and probes the sound.

Assuming you're in there, if you fall over and call the hurried Green Devils to try to protect themselves, like, oh yeah?

If the enemy's location is revealed, it is decided to do so.

Now it changes to a "high pressure washer" and then discharges water at the maximum output, washing down the road to where the commander appears to be. Then I also blow away the demons that are rolling.

It is also possible to erase only that part of the lotion, but these people will tell Ramis what they want him to do.

"You're over there. All right, let's go!

He spins his arms around and seems motivated.

I don't need to stop anymore. Come on, let's kick it!

"Yiko"

I blow the lotion with my enemies in the water stream, and Ramis walks over the ground that's cleaned up. Looks like Micheane's coming with it from the rear.

The demons seem to be trying to get up and stop us, but they're just painting the lotion all over us even more. Stay put, stay with me for a while.

When he arrived in front of the wet Green Devil Oyama, Ramis dropped his hips deeply.

"Suuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

He is twisting his right arm back to the limit and breathing air into a cup of lung.

Then, beat your left foot to the ground with all your might and exhale sharply as you step in the power that pervades your rocky skin. Releasing the spring all over his body and communicating his power to his rigid arms, he protruded his fist into a dense area of the Green Devil.

"Ha!

The fists released with the fisting temper create a shock wave, and the untouched green demons splash like dead leaves stirred by the storm, clashing against the walls of the square.

I run my gaze through the demons stuck on the wall to confirm it. That's different, this and the Green Devil, this and that, over there... Oops!

There is one floating presence in the green demon stuck to the wall. The hood of the woman in the black robe is off and her face is revealed.

Are women in their mid-thirties human beings? The impact of the clash seems to be blurring your consciousness and your eyes are empty.

You don't seem to have noticed Ramis. Then I shoot high pressure water over the head of a woman who is about to peel off the wall.

"Ah, there are people. That's the commander!

With an immediate understanding of my actions, Ramis rushed to the woman's feet, but the demons on the wall outside the lotion jumped in to interfere.

"Out of the way, no!

It gently blows away the Green Devils when they say it's just a motion to pay with powerless hands while running.

The blow was rolling just now, but don't feel like Ramis is gaining more power. I'm sure that learning moves has allowed me to handle my powers efficiently, but isn't it also giving me more simple power?

While he was thinking about it, Ramis reached under the woman who fell upside down and peered into his face when he took it.

I peel my white eyes and faint. Can't you even give me instructions to stop the demon?

"If they can't stop you, it was a ring."

When Ramis grabbed the woman's right hand, he removed the skull ring that was there and picked it with his finger, crushing it.

He had been ordered to destroy the ring as a means if the other person resisted and if for any reason he could not give an order. Destroy the ring and the demons regain consciousness and stop listening to orders.

That's information the man caught in the Lake Hierarchy of the Clean Stream cracked his mouth, he said.

Furthermore, the ring seems to be a device that is also involved in the occurrence of demons in that hierarchy, and if broken, it seems to restore the dungeon to its original appearance.

"That's a relief."

I'd like to give it back to Rummis, who smiles innocently, but I don't think so either.

Dungeons and demons have returned to normal, which means that the surrounding Green Demons have returned to their original demonic ecology.

Sagauri.

The demons who regained their self pierce their murderous gaze.

Yes, we still have to deal with nearly a hundred demons. That, too, while sheltering a woman who would be under the command of the king of this underworld.

But well, do we have to be that vigilant?

"Master Hackon! The exit route opens!

The Green Devils are frightened when they see Michelle coming with her enemies in her arms.

The fighting spirit of the demons, whose emotion of fear has resurrected, shrivels. This could be a sure win already.