I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

"Now, before we talk about our wishes, let me tell you about my son who keeps sleeping. What is this crystal... Hulumi would know?

Concon, his eyes capture Hulumi as he pokes at the giant crystal.

"Probably a crystal coffin..."

"Your answer. That's great."

It's refreshing to hear you two interact. Is crystal coffin famous in this world?

"It must be a crystal coffin."

"Something about it"

Oh, yeah. I don't seem to be the only one left, I'm relieved.

"Well, you have an explanation. To the best of my knowledge, a crystal coffin is a magic prop made a long time ago. Some powerful man wanted eternal life, gathered magic technicians and pharmacists from all over town, and developed something that would make him immortal. Within three years, he pretended to be unscrupulous. It looks like a delicacy that the troubled demon technicians couldn't help but create."

You have a powerful story about wanting to be immortal. Besides, you have about three years of time limit to be impotent. I sympathize with the magic magician back then.

"In only three years of immortality, which has been studied for hundreds of years, there's no way you can do this. I made a crystal coffin that enclosed magic as a bitter measure, and explained that if you sleep in it, you will be guaranteed eternal life. Well, I'm not lying. It's really a substitute for eternal life if you go inside. Time is freezing in there. Demonic props that allow time to remain stopped forever and keep its appearance. That's the crystal coffin."

You're not wrong, but you're far from what you wanted. As much as I'd like to give you a compliment for my hard work personally.

"Hulumi, thank you for the detailed explanation. So, that's why my son is sleeping in that crystal coffin. This guy had a negative protection, and his influence made his everyday life irresistible. I couldn't watch my son get worse every day, and I decided to get him to sleep in the crystal coffin until I found a way to help."

Has this child always had time to stop at this age?

I want to decorate it with flowers because I seem lonely in the killing landscape, but don't you have time for the captains to take care of it? I wonder if it was the product that made the flowers.

"Oh, uh, what's negative protection?

Ramis raised his hand shyly and mouthed the question.

It really helps because you ask me things I don't know either.

"Well, you didn't know much about it. Protecting is, as you know, a supernatural power given to you by a good God. If it's Ramis, it's suspicious. If it's Hackon, it's a tie. Negative protection is not even a power given by evil gods. A charm that attracts demons. You know, unfortunate things happen all around you that aren't good."

I assumed it was something that could be given positive power from the sound of protection, but what kind of negative protection exists?

"As a priest, I would add. There are hundreds of gods in this world. It was said that a good God gives people protection that helps them, and a bad God gives people protection that afflicts them, and that the majority of those who have the protection of a bad God die prematurely."

No, you were a clergyman named Hebui. I totally forgot about that setup.

"Well, of our triplets, there was nothing wrong with the two of them, but this is the only one who got negative protection. That's what I call protection."

"Corrosion. The lowest worst protection that rots the things you touch, but also your own flesh gradually rots"

The face of Lieutenant Filmina, who took over the words, is bitterly distorted.

"If that's all, yet, this kid was born with super recovery protection. The body regenerates due to super recovery while the body tastes the pain of continuing to rot. You have to taste the pain forever until you die."

"Pathetically, I didn't realize for a while that this guy was being pushed to protect himself from corrosion and he was running a lot of pain all over his body. And by the time we realized it, the pain was making it so much easier to move. Pathetic. You're a parent."

I lowered the side of my hat and couldn't read my expression, but I can easily imagine what you look like now. The red and white twins - they're really triplets, but they're troublesome, so can I have the twins? They also lie silently down and hold their fists.

"Captain. Didn't you just say you were pressured for protection? Is that protection acquired?"

"Oh, yeah. There used to be a team of hunters where my wife and I were in conflict. Once we pushed him to a state of devastation, survival gave him a negative protection with an ancient curse on us."

"Is that... a statue of an evil god? A cursed statue capable of giving one blessing of a wicked God. I would have sacrificed my life to activate it."

"Oh, he died laughing. The bastards who targeted our children to torment us seem happy to see our families. I didn't know the intent of the man who hurt himself in front of me then... I can't believe this is happening"

It's a spectacular past you can't imagine from your daily floating attitude. Even a fool would understand if he listened so far. What is the wish of the vice-president of the delegation?

"I'm sorry, I wasted a long story. Let's get back to it, what we want is to get rid of this guy's negative protection. I've done anything for it, and I'm going to do anything."

"I agree, and so do these kids"

"My brother took refuge in us and received negative protection. When we're back together, the three of us want to do something stupid."

"It's just my brother, Shota, but on the contrary, there's going to be a demand in Napa."

The twins have a mild tone but the light in their eyes is sharp. A strong determination as a family comes through with a shine.

The captain and deputy captain, I was also surprised that the Red and White twins are family, but I didn't know the reason I wanted to fulfill my wish was that heavy.

Was this why you could be called a fool for the sake of your family, ridiculed as bizarre, but pushed towards purpose without hesitation?

"You understood what we were looking for and what we were trying to dominate the dungeon for. Crystal coffins have only a few effects left. Whether to have another long and two years, or as early as a year. We don't have time for this. Now that the transfer team can't move properly, it's no longer in a state where we can choose the means. So I need to talk to you guys."

So once I turned my gaze to the captain who separated the words, I could see the eyes with the freezing cold light from the edge of my toe.

Oh, my God. Your eyes aren't what they were just, they don't make you feel any emotions.

"Why don't you go back to sleep with us to the king of the Underworld?

To the unexpectedly overstated words that came out of the captain's mouth - thought came to a halt.

I doubted my sanity, but those eyes aren't joking eyes. I understand what I have spoken.

Michelle and Hebrew advanced a step forward to shelter us, wondering if the shadow had inadvertently shadowed us.

"Chief Keri Oil. Do you know what that means?"

"Oh, I know, Michelle."

It also flatly returns to Michelle's harshly questioned voice.

When I heard that, Michelle pulled the sword out of her sheath and took her stand.

"Captain, that's crazy! The king of the Underworld tried to kill us all! Don't be silly."

"Shui, we're an odd bunch of fools. You knew you were stupid, you knew you were stupid."

Neither did her desperate cry shake the head of the regiment's heart.

The four of them remain standing there, staring at this one.

"Why! You're wrong about that! I'm still trying to kill people living in the dungeon flat out! Rethink!"

"I know. Not until they say that. But I'm more important to my family than the rest of the world except my family. If I could wipe my son's pain in exchange for the lives of those living in the dungeon, I'd be happy to offer it to you."

Parental love that even makes you feel mad.

Where we said this, I'm not going to change my mind.

These days, I've been liking the captains, too, so why did this happen!

"Hey, Mr. Commander. I'm talking about falling back on the king of the underworld, but what about that method?

Hulumi casts his doubts in a sober tone, not as exasperating.

"Or so. They say the commander who was in this hierarchy will take it. He's hiding magic props for communications. He's been planning to make contact with us since he started on the orders of the King of the Underworld. We want to dominate the hierarchy and make our wishes come true. He... seems to be unable to reach the final hierarchy that has not yet been freed due to the will of the dungeon. He wants to use us to break through the final hierarchy and take complete control of this dungeon. It seems reasonable to take over where control of the dungeon has loosened immediately after the wish has been granted. A match of interest."

Do you want to give the captains a hand and let them dominate the dungeon?

We do have mutual interests, maybe it's not weird to put our hands together. Although.

"There is no guarantee that the king of the underworld will keep it."

Hulumi is right. That king of the Underworld keeps his word to discipline?

I can only assume that it will be conveniently used and disposed of.

"Oh, right. I thought about it, too. But right now, the transfer team can't move properly, and the dungeon offense can't be kept busy. How much time does it take to crush the prospect of the king of the underworld and normalize the dungeon? We don't have long to wait for that. Even though I know it's a trap, I can only see it... hey!

The anguish of the captain was spit out with exasperation.

After understanding everything, will our words no longer reach the captains who have made the decision?

"Again, did this end? You've been in danger for a long time. I'm so sorry."

Hebuoy, who has already held Morningstar in both hands, leaves a step further.

"You don't persuade us, in God's name, like priests?

"If you're determined enough to convince me here and shake my mind, you wouldn't jump at such a stupid suggestion in the first place,"

"It's different. So, who among you guys is willing to go with us? The king of the underworld will carry you to the final dungeon level. If we were first, any wish would come true. That's not a bad story."

The answer to that is - everyone took the stand.