I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

I once thought it would be the second morning after coming to the Dark Forest Hierarchy.

I have never met the chairman of this hierarchy.

I'm well aware of the presence of the president of the Hunter Association on every level of the dungeon, but now I think it was just the thick people of the character.

In order from the top, the starting hierarchy is a woman of age in a bright red suit all over her body. It looks intense and actually cute.

The next hierarchy of deceased... you haven't seen him. If it looks like a ghost if it's a casual image, it looks good for that hierarchical atmosphere.

And in the lake hierarchy of the fresh stream is our bear chairman. It's overwhelming with its apparent impact.

The chairman of the maze hierarchy has only recently happened. I was pouting in chatter.

The burning sand hierarchy was a meeting gathered during the King of the Underworld Countermeasure, and you were the one wearing the Aloha shirt with the loud voice and the painting of the flames.

Below it is this dark forest hierarchy, further down the Dog Rock Mountain hierarchy and the eternal hierarchy are unknown.

The chairmen were supposed to be at the gathering of the hierarchy of the deceased, but they haven't all been identified. It wasn't the other way around then... I should have taken a closer look. According to stories I heard later, some of them were here on their behalf, so they weren't all chairmen.

I wonder what the chairman here is like. Just ask because Hulumi is drinking juice next door.

"Ah-na."

"What's up, Hackon?"

"This one."

"Kaichi Let's"

"Shh, shh."

Oh, isn't it perfect this time? I was able to connect the words quite well.

"Dark Chairman? No, you haven't seen him yet. Unfortunately, I don't know...... hebby!

"Yes, what is it"

He called Hebui, who wandered around in front of the nearby private house and near the rest stop.

Let's not pursue what he was up to. Probably shouldn't ask.

"You know what kind of chairman here is?

"Yeah, well, I know you."

A rare and thin grin is breaking down and making me laugh bitterly. Is there anything for the chairman here?

"Like what?"

"Right... to the chairman of this hierarchy... I thought he deserved it"

My teeth are broken. Where is the usual rap when talking about shoes?

"Is Hebrew a pretty pervert who surpasses you?"

"It's a mystery what surpassing me means, but he's bright and fun."

Hulumi narrows her eyes and stares at Hebui, who says so. You don't seem to trust me.

If you look at the reaction so far, it's obvious because it's not credible at all.

"What are you talking about?"

Shui, who happened to be on the street, called out.

I wasn't convinced by Hebrew's explanation, so why don't I ask you the same question?

When I asked her like when I talked to Hulumi, her expression changed.

He's cramping his cheeks and forcing him to make a smile. What the hell is this look that is hard to describe?

"You're not a bad person."

I'm not a bright, fun, bad person. You seem like a great person if you just ask here. But your expression and reaction deny what you said.

I don't know what to do, I'm getting more and more interested, but you might want to shy away from seeing me.

"If you're interested in the chairman, maybe it's a good time. I have to tell you that you're here."

"Beh, it's okay because we're not in a hurry. Look, you're gonna be so busy."

Hulumi, like me, must have sensed the air without good, hastily waving left and right.

"No, don't hesitate. I just put it behind me, who I have to meet eventually. It's easier to get it done early."

Sounds like a vaccination shot to me.

"But now that Ramis isn't here, we'll have another day."

"Oh, what are we all doing together -! Oh, my God."

Rummis, who was away from the scene on business, runs over as he sprinkles up dust.

Apparently, the escape route has been completely closed. Well, if you're not a bad person, as they say, you won't have a problem.

If you're a weirdo, you'll get used to it in Hebui, so you'll understand it even in strange sexuality and hobbies.

When he was brought to a wooden two-story building, Hebui opened a large door with both openings without hesitation.

Inside is a hall with a counter and a few round tables. Common hunter guild interior.

Hebuoy walks over to the two female officials sitting side by side across the counter.

"Is the Chairman here?"

"Yes, I'll be upstairs in the chairman's office"

"Are you sure they want to say hello?"

The movement of the staff, who turned their gaze slightly over this way, stilled. Apparently, you're surprised to see me.

"Ah, Master Hackon, right? Please go upstairs. I'm sure the chairman will be pleased."

Permission granted. Looks like you made an immediate decision when you looked at me, but could this be the one called Face Path?

It's only been the second day since I came to this settlement, but the information seems to be coming through. I think two of the officials were here to buy food, too.

"Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, shall we go?"

The staff was a normal response. The chairman had decided he was a weird person, but maybe he's really a normal person. Othi that Hebui and Shui were teasing each other about the conversation?

When you stop in front of the door in the upstairs corner, knock gently on the door with Conn.

"Chairman, it's Hebuoy. I've brought new visitors, Hackon, Ramis and Hulumi."

"Go ahead."

If you judge by your voice alone, are you a man with a bright feeling, like in his forties or fifties?

Rummis seems to have thought it rude to go in the room with his back on his back, and once he's put it down, he's holding it back from behind.

"Excuse me."

Take a few steps, put me on the floor, and Ramis will line up next to me from behind.

Staring at the front with Ramis, there was - a black man.

It's not a metaphor, it's black.

The darkness has been concentrated and consolidated into a human form, plainly speaking, the shadow is upright and in front of us. I just look like a full body black tights person.

"Nice to meet you. Call me Dark Chairman."

I talk normally even though I have no eyes, no nose, no mouth. I wonder why you're wearing a golden coat even though it's unusual. I'm not even wearing shoes.

"Well, take your time"

While we were being distracted, Hebrew walked out of the room and shut the door. Are you satisfied to see our amazing faces?

It did look very impactful, but I've seen demons many times before, so it's calmed down already.

"Here we are, from the Lake Hierarchy of the Clean Stream, Ramisu."

It's Hulumi.

"Konno Chia"

When we greeted him, the Dark Chairman nodded loudly once.

The chairman was standing at the window, but with a light foothold he approached us.

Don't get anxious because you have no idea the look on your face. I don't think I'm angry though.

Walking up to me, my eyes ached over the difference in color between that black and coat of gold. It's a welcome gesture to have your hands wide open... right?

"No, nice to meet you. Chairman of the Dark Forest Hierarchy. I'll do it. It would be nice if you could just remember your burn face and go home like this. My face is black and I don't know. So far you're laughing. The race is a Dark Demon, with a big name for darkness, but the brightness and energy sell. Don't worry about the Dark Demon because he won't say anything about it. I don't know what a mess it is and I don't feel comfortable every day, but as chairman, I think I'm going to try my best. Oh, you came from the fresh stream lake hierarchy. Has Chairman Bear been well? We're busy over there. Let's do it. Every day, I say it's completely wrong. I even dropped the chimney soot on my desk work, farmwork and late-night sights, so as you can see, it's black."

I stand there all at once, and I stare at you.

I hate myself for figuring out that this guy has a dooya face right now, even though his expression is unknown.

The two swallowed by the turbulence of words do not leave stiff and slight.

Now I know. There was a strange reaction between the two of them and the reason Hebuoy left the room in a quick attack.

A storm of sloppy gags sandwiched between a way of talking like a cartoonist. This is tough.

I'm immune because I had someone who felt similar to my relatives' uncle who lives in Osaka, but it seems pretty tight for both of us.

The two don't even seem to be able to afford to fix their facial expressions, and the stiffness persists with a slight lean back.

"Chairman, it's not that great to say, so even if you're so nervous and stiff. Yeah, Hackon Han. Yeah, you did it hard from the beginning. According to everything I've heard, Hackon Han can serve unusual drinks and food. Don't you? Then I wonder if I may be called one."

Shit, I started messing with you!

This, you're right not to deal with me here, not to get involved, but for once, the other guy is the president of the Hunter Association. You can't say no without a bottom line.

It doesn't come with a decision on what you prefer, and on the contrary, it's a mystery how you eat and drink, but keep out the milk tea that was popular in the fresh stream lake hierarchy.

Manipulate the pet bottle with "Mind Power" and carry it to the front of the Dark Chairman with the lid turned and opened.

"You can really carry things floating around, too. No, it's no big deal. Let's get down to business."

Oh, do you have mouthy holes in your face when you drink? I'm pouring the contents into it.

"Kuha-ha, it's delicious. Just a sweet cup of tea, too much to say...... ahhhhhh!

It's depressing to be tapping my forehead.

No, if you leave it like this, they'll hear about the jerk gag forever. Somehow, is there no way to counter it? I don't think I can break into that quick talk, even if I do.

Then, it's a vending machine feature, but there's something about stopping the other guy's comic talent... there's something about it... is that possible?

First, the LCD panel was installed, and then I acquired the Cartoon Vending Machine, which I thought I would never use for the rest of my life, and showed it.

This feature is a vending machine that is really placed in the service area of Kansai, and while the drinks are poured into the paper cup, for about a minute, the real entertainer's story is a continuous flow mechanism.

This is a new item that appeared when I got the LCD panel, but I didn't know there were occasions to use it.

"Well, that's not happening... hey, what's this?"

Dark chairman is distracted by flowing stories and one-shot art.

It sounds like it's flowing in Japanese in my ear, but apparently it makes sense, and I'm clinging to the LCD panel.

Come on, watch and study the real gag!

The Dark Chairman, who finished watching it all, became amazingly grown up and just groaned, "Don't bother to thank me today," we left the room.

I don't even feel like I did something slightly worse, but this will help the people around me if it gets a little quieter.

From the next day on, I'd like to think it wasn't my fault that you were inspired by comic talent or even more polished to talk.