I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

"Look, the pronunciation is ghoul. This means something. So, what? This is, no. Try me."

"Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"It feels like raising the end of the story a little bit. Look, a family of ghosts, the superior beings speak a common language, but the inferior ghosts only speak a ghost language. That's a simple answer too, be careful there."

Dr. Hulumi's ghost pronunciation course is open.

The person to be transformed is a rock ghost, a ghost whose body is made of rock, as its name suggests. He has a big mushroom on his back and looks like a cat's back, and he's about two meters taller and has a body that's one or two times bigger than a human.

If Hebrew hallucinations turn people into someone else, it seems that a little physique can be deluded but difficult to make them look smaller. So it was decided that rock ghosts a little bigger than humans were the best.

You're still being helped by Hulumi's knowledge this time. I also made a fine point of appearance when I coated my body with hallucinations, and I didn't know it was even in ghost language.

In fact, besides that, he's learned to some extent the language of the demons and fae, and he can do a hundred things if it's just a brief greeting or an answer. I'm impressed again that you're a real genius.

I'm ready for the booze, and the pronunciation seems to be satisfactory, so I'm ready. Hallucinations are stunning, too. They just look like rock ghosts no matter where you look from.

When they all come near the entrance door to the desert pillar, they give a two-litre bottle of pet poured with liquor to Hebuy, who has turned thirty bottles together and bracketed them with strings into rock ghosts.

This method is also an operation with Hebuoy's "Power". It's impossible to carry unless it's Ramis or Hebui at this amount.

"Huh... excuse me"

I happen to be witnessing a few other people besides me in the scene where Kikoyu is making a huge stretch, scratching his head in embarrassment.

It's almost time to cross the day. You'd be sleepy and normal if you worked this late into the night. Try harder.

You're trying to wake up a little drowsiness, staring at the calendar you've been watching in the desert as well. I think I'll put out a caffeine-strengthened drink.

"Okay, I'll be there"

"Come back as soon as you decide it's dangerous."

"Be careful"

"Buhu."

"Quacka."

Kikoyu and the others are worried.

This is a fairly dangerous act, so I have insurance. Hebrew is carrying me so he can handle it when it strikes.

The position of the rock ghost kobu is my body, so I'm covered in hallucinations and good health.

Because the normal size makes it impossible, it is compatible with small vending machines for children, so it doesn't stick out either.

When I gently opened the door and peered inside, the ghost turned his back on us and was still eating. But I'm eating at a slower rate, so maybe it's time to go to the limit.

Hebui walking with alcohol in his arms, but he hasn't noticed a pair of ghosts yet. Rock ghosts can only communicate their intentions, so let's hope the conversation is concluded so they can't get away with it.

"Nanda, why, Coconi Rock Ghost Ga"

"Aftermath Twitter Noca"

"Guuuuuuuu, guuuuuu"

Hebui puts the liquored pet bottle he is holding near the opposite ghost with a nod.

"Kolehananda, Waterka"

"No, smell iga...... booze kah!

"Guuuuuuuu, guuuuuu"

After all, liquor lovers seem to be true. The color of my eyes changed as soon as I found out it was alcohol.

"Throat Ga Dry Itaita, Yokuyatta"

"human ga hidden citaita sake ca"

"Guaa."

So far, the conversation seems to be in order without any problems.

Hulumi said the opposite ghost can speak the language, but is not a smart individual. Though he seems to be a gullible opponent because he doesn't think deeply about things and is the type that moves with intuition.

"Drinking squirt"

"Drinking mou"

When the pair of ghosts pulled out a bottle of pet, instead of twisting the cap, they picked it and cut it a thousand times. There's plenty to be had.

He exhales satisfactorily when he drinks it up all at once.

"Coccinimo Yokose"

The woman's face is angry because the man's face drank it all up better.

Next, the woman's face drinks up at once and her cheeks are loose. Apparently, you liked it.

"To that effect, Izo! Drinking Muso Drinking Muso"

"Gangan ixo"

Hebui, who has turned into a rock ghost no longer seems to be in his eyes, mouthing booze from next to next.

Moving up to the wall a little further away, I decided to catch a glimpse of the pair of ghosts on the spot.

I drank out the tenth bottle of alcohol in water as well. I have a red and blue face, so the red one doesn't get drunk on my face, but the blue one's face is slightly blushing.

"alle, rock ghost ha ghost words janai noni understanding siteina kattaka"

"Dou demoi idehanaika. Kereba to the effect of liquor ga"

"No Inai, Gahahahaha"

Thanks for the nasty personality. Well, it's a common language in this world that the opposite ghost speaks can be understood by us. It is paradoxical to reply to a common word because it was a story that rock ghosts could understand and speak only ghost words.

... If they had spoken in ghost language, it would have been over.

I plugged it into the twentieth bottle, but I still feel spare. There's been a laugh from earlier, so I'm pretty sure the drunkenness is turning around.

"Sikashi, Rock Ghost Ha Common Language...... Understanding Dekitaka"

"Dow Demo Yoi de Hanaika. Think Egoto Citaire Liquor Gamazkunarzo"

"Solemo Souda, Guhahahaha"

"Drink Me Drink Me, Gahahahahaha"

Does the female face have a more luxurious personality? A woman's face is laughing at a man's face who is mouthing discomfort with a drunk head. If it was just a man face, he might have failed by now.

"Sleeping Izo, Daga Alcohol Mitai"

"Oh, sleep ina. Shikashi, sake gamottai nai"

There are two bottles left. The pace of drinking is drastically decreasing and the two faces are starting to shake left and right, so maybe it's time for the limit. The last two bottles are the most alcoholic liquor. Perfect for stopping.

With the last bottle in his hand, the opposite ghost rolled on his back. He has four eyes closed and is snoring. You look totally drunk.

Hebrew approaches softly, poking his body at his fingertips but there is no sign of waking up. According to Hulumi's description, ghosts intoxicated by alcohol don't wake up a bit or softly.

He frequently hears stories of ghost-captured merchants intoxicating ghosts with alcohol and fleeing to that gap, which seems to be one of the famous ways to deal with ghosts in this world.

As Hebuoy, who remained turned into a rock ghost, called toward the entrance, his companions sneaked footsteps and walked over.

When you make sure you are completely asleep, Hulumi takes out and points the object at the opposite ghost, like a thin, pointed syringe with a gun mixed together.

"This is an improved medical tool called a syringe, originally made to inject drugs directly into the body of the Old Tree Demon, but I didn't think it would help here. It's booze, by the way."

Are you going to put alcohol directly into your blood vessels? Would you have been acutely alcoholic if you did that? I feel there have been previous instances of children being murdered by mixing alcohol with infusions abroad.

That's how dangerous it seems to put alcohol in your blood vessels.

"You can put poison in it, but it might be poison-resistant. Hey, if you get busted on the way, it's a pain in the ass. I'm gonna get you drunk."

He also seemed familiar with the ghost human body, and when he checked where his skin was thin and easy for the needle to pass through, he inserted the needle there and injected the contents all at once.

"After all, the hardening seems to be something that activates consciously, the needle has gone through really well. Now we can dance around, but it won't happen softly."

Everyone approaches the dreaded pair of ghosts, but stays asleep feeling good.

"Uh, what shall we do? I feel bad about attacking where you're sleeping."

"It's a painful place, but I was wondering if compassion was useless for killing each other. Right, Master Hackon?"

"Hmm."

We can't win with a positive attack method, so we just have to use the measures to defeat them.

This is also a method of warfare, don't feel bad about it.

"Yeah, that's right. I'll be the one with the female face, so can I leave Michelle to the male face?

"Okay, Mr. Rummis."

My buddies didn't seem to disagree either and took a little distance except for the two of them.

Oh, wait a minute. Let's ask Ramis.

"Raysu"

"What, Hackon"

"Here."

"Takeshi"

When I spoke, Ramis tipped his neck.

"What, you're taking him down with a hackon?

"Hmm."

If you knock me down, you might get more points. It was recently taken when the accumulation of points was subtle and prevented a double ghost attack. I want to make money when I can.

"You were talking about getting more points for Hackon if you defeat the enemy. That's what they're after."

You're right, Hulumi. All the point mechanisms through Kikoyu have been told to Ramis and Hulumi. Looks like you remembered that.

"Oh, that story! Yeah, I get it. Uh, should I knock him down at Hackon?"

"Hmm."

"Kaoru."

"Come on."

I don't take the act of using me as a weapon as a good idea, but I feel comfortable asking Ramisu on the other side, but this is also for the point. I want you to be patient.

Using vending machines as weapons is also distressing as a maniac, but this is also a means to get stronger.

I understand that, so Ramis reluctantly held me up and shook up overhead.

"Mr. Rummis, let's get the timing right. It can happen in pain."

"Yeah, fine. Come on!

Something crumbles at my feet. That was the blow that put an end to the fight against the double ghosts.