I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

The two look really friendly. If I saw this sight without knowing anything, I'd just think of it as a real family.

I am relieved that the safety of Captain Kellioil's son has been ensured, but another concern has increased... for now. I want to believe in the pride of the human hater Sulrim, though I have nothing but anxiety.

The fact that I saw you today was quite a gain for me. The child's current situation and how he perceives me.

And another thing, from the landscape outside the window. Perhaps this is the Dog Rock Mountain Hierarchy.

Various measures came to mind with the information so far. I also came up with a way to escape, but the prerequisites are strict. Because I have to run away with Pitty.

If she leaves alone and runs away, she could be taken the worst responsibility and executed. If the captains covered that, a worse future would await them.

So I really have to run away with her.

"Hey, can I take a nap? Momentary mobility is a drain on your health... and you haven't fully recovered yet."

"Yeah, good night. Uh, can I just shop a little more from Hackon?

Boy getting permission to stay on the lookout.

This is incredibly destructive. You're pretending to be calm, but the corner of your mouth is tingly cramped, Sulrim. I'm afraid the needle of reason is going to shake.

"Yeah, yeah, you can use as many as you want. When you eat something sweet, brush your teeth later."

"Yes."

He disappeared across the door waving with a full grin.

The boy walks up to me all the time. Observing it closely this way, he looks at the good things about Captain Keri Oil and Vice Captain Filmina in total.

It's similar to the Red and White twins, but this kid is more neutral and looks better.

The boy who stopped in front of me was staring at my body with pure innocent eyes.

"Mr. Hackon, I need to talk to you"

My voice and expression changed. A childish innocent grin disappeared and an adult calm face.

What is this change? Was that a play you've been showing me?

"I have Mr. Sulrim's eyes, so I was emphasizing his childishness. I apologize for the deceptive imitation."

Deeply bowing his head and apologizing does not seem like a child who can only be seen around the age of ten.

"I know very well that you are tormenting my family because of me. If I die, it'll all work out, but that's not the worst line my parents and my brothers have ever had to put sand on their hind legs."

If a boy commits suicide, his family is not surprised to follow him on the spot or try to kill Sulrim. If that happens, what we wait for is ruin.

He's a smart kid, so maybe he has predictions after his family.

"We are now in the process of gathering inside information as per Mr. Sulrim. As for the curse, it's painful that my family is deceiving me too... because my younger brothers have a light mouth. I understand that your true abilities are taught by my father and mother. If you stay here, you will be forced to use it, or if you refuse, you will have a future to destroy."

"Hmm."

"Do you come up with a means of escape? If there's anything you can do to help me, don't hesitate to ask. As far as I can go, I can help you."

If this kid can help, that means of escape could be used.

It would be best for us to escape in a situation where the boy is never guilty. If it's true, the boys and the Keri Oil Corps want to run away together... but I can't pull them away from Sulrim at the moment. Now I have to give up.

Let me split up there now and request your cooperation.

Then once a day, it is routine to be called to Sulrim's room to offer products.

As for the schedule for the day, when I wake up in the morning, I prepare a breakfast for Pitty. Then I'm invited to Sulrim's room to sell the product.

By noon, they will be transported upstairs to a place that looks like a dining room, where they will sell their merchandise to the humans and beasts who are based.

I've been doing this for three days and I've figured out the number of people in the base and the general relationship.

Humans and beasts are all wearing robes except for the Keri Oil Corps chiefs. This seems to be the uniform of the king's army in the underworld. The skeleton is completely naked.

Humans and beasts all seem skinny and unhealthy, but according to the stories of the twins, fighting mostly uses magic and shelter, except for the bones, and they lack the human resources to be able to fight in close proximity.

Since the king of the underworld is a wizard, there seems to be a similar collection of types of subordination. I guess melee is the style of skeleton taking charge and fighting from the rear.

I sell it to them indefinitely, too, but it's not a bad sell. I was suspicious at first, but I saw the Keri Oil Corps chiefs buying it, and one person after another gathers and now I don't hesitate to buy it.

Everyone is so shady that there is little conversation, but silent, I seem to appreciate the presence of me. People who don't like dealing with people use vending machines.

I unfortunately can't hear the conversation in the dining room because it only speaks in a blurry and fine voice.

No, we talked about having Lieutenant General, one of the five finger generals, at the base, but you haven't seen him once.

I'd like to get rid of all the seeds of anxiety, but I don't see any such person or demon. I wanted to ask the red-white twins about their characteristics, but they were drunk and fell asleep without a proper conversation.

Later, I tried to get him to drink again, but Deputy Filmina seems to be stabbing me with a nail, and I haven't had a drop of booze since.

If the Lieutenant General doesn't come out caged in his chamber as well as Sulrim, I want him to keep pulling until the end of the day, but I don't know what will happen.

After lunch time, skeletons began to gather around me.

When ten skeletons gather and gently overthrow my body, they all lift me up. Is this how you feel about being in charge...

They're all pretty much the same ability, so they have all the footprints and they have a sense of stability, but that fine bone-like body - no, when I look at the body of the bone itself, it's going to crack and break and make me nervous.

The worry ended with concern and was safely transported to the room, which was placed in the corner of the room. There's just a pity in the back running into two shells.

When I'm not in my room, I always pull on my shield. And when I come back, there's just a little clearance and I look around, make sure no one's around, and then I come out.

"Welcome back... a little early today... hackon..."

"Tadama"

"Rice... please... ok..."

I also serve more lunch in the morning, but they're storing it in the corner of the room just in case, and often they haven't eaten anything until I get back.

The usual pattern is that when I prepare rice, you walk over and leave your back on my side to eat.

"Today... no more... nowhere..."

"Hmm."

Unless you're called in for an emergency, I'm done for today.

"Good... hehe..."

I've noticed it since around yesterday. Pitty didn't miss me, did she?

I'm glad you're familiar with me, but you've been putting it on me a lot lately, and you talk to me more from me than before.

Speaking of which, I don't think I'm talking about people at all. If I thought I'd told you something before, that guy was all that guy was.

Plus, I feel like I'm playing brighter than before. What if this is the suspension bridge effect?

No, no, no, you don't have that. Even if you understand that the other person is a fraud, it can't be easy for someone who kept thinking all the way to someone else to feel.

That's when past footage suddenly resurfaced in my brain.

This is the first time a friend has ever had a girlfriend. The two of us were sworn to each other for the future even though it was the hottest level this one can illuminate watching and it was only a month since we started dating.

One day, a friend of mine suddenly shook without any foretaste.

He got tangled up in a chimp while walking through the city at night with a colleague of the company on holiday, and was cut out as cool and changed his mind about the way the colleague stood up and sheltered him.

In the first place, I wanted to go into the holidays and wonder why I was walking in the city at night with that colleague, but I enjoyed it a lot.

One more movie scene came to mind. That I would have fallen in love if the two of you had been in a crisis situation constantly. And that the woman who acted as that heroine was tied to a new man by dumping the man from the previous one in the sequel.

People seem to try to leave their offspring as instincts when they feel dangerous. And then you think you illusion with love because it's similar to what it feels like when you're with someone who likes to have a severe heartbeat with fear in a high place?

I mean, when it comes to what you're trying to say, I don't feel like this is a good situation.