I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

Good morning, honey, it's a beautiful day.

The shaky voice of the young men in the sunshine of the sun, which falls brightly.

We can't move from here, but I can feel happiness because you're always next door. We'll be together forever, won't we?

"Chi-su, why don't you ask for something affordable?"

Geez.

Where are you going, honey? Don't follow a man like that...... welcome home honey. Damn, you were in a hurry to cheat.

If you follow a thug who works hunting demons like that on a rough hunter, then, no, no, no.

"Guys, get ready and go hunting."

Geez.

Wow, oh, no, honey! This isn't my will, it's just this guy pushing my body and forcing me away from you. What?

I'm home. Look, you're back soon. Me and you are one and the same. [M] You can't make it without either, because you are.

"Officials! I don't like the construction of this door. When I open it, it's heavy."

Hey, come on, Osama! Don't grab me and shake me with those dirty hands!

It's common sense to wash your hands when you come home from the outside!

Shit, it stinks!

Don't touch my honey with those hands!

"Geezy, let me down, you worn door."

Don't be ridiculous, don't think you can just go against the door. Eat it, open it until it's critical, then - close it well!

"Heb! Whoa, this door moved on its own!

"Isn't that right? I'll oil you up. Step aside."

The usual staff came to me. She's the most decent, pathetic and lovely woman on the staff here.

Her face is a child's face. She looks fifteen or six years old, but she's actually twenty-eight. Don't be afraid of the other world.

"I wonder what's wrong. There has been a sudden increase in complaints since about a month ago, but there is nothing wrong with the door. Maybe the hinge is loosening a little."

If you're living with gentle rubbing all over your body, you may learn to be excited, but I've lost my nani, too. I don't have any sexual excitement.

"There's nothing wrong with this side of the door."

My lover leaning next to me, Hidako at the left door, is obedient and honest.

I always obey things I don't like, I don't complain, I just say I'm happy to be with you... I don't have anything to say, but I get that enthusiasm.

"Maybe the hinges have slipped because we all use them abusively. I need to call the artisans and have them look at me next time."

A child-faced employee leaned back indoors.

I guess I'll be doing demon crusade requests and trading collectibles over the counter again today.

If the sun goes up a little longer, the hunter will come next, and I'll be rocked again.

It's time to escape the reality of the routine, and I'm getting tired of making love to the door on the left. He won't talk at all, and he won't show any reaction, so it's not funny!

Ahhhhhh, where and how can I be reborn at the door of another world...

Too much scratching and too much polishing to escape reality, but you can get sane now.

First of all, it's a different world. Because of the similarities in worldview with the games I was playing as a student, I set up a different world setting on my own, but I think there is no mistake.

It's not Japan or Earth because there are people who get fire and water out of their hands and cats, dogs and animals in clothes and armor are talking words on two-legged foot.

Even though it's a big deal in different worlds alone, it's also the gateway to the Hunter Association, the main mountain of the wildlings who defeat demons and make money.

At any rate, the women's bath door in the common bathroom, or the women's bathroom door...... is this perverted? I wanted it to be more of a door to other facilities.

This seems to be a close proximity to the ocean, and there are times when you can see the ocean at the edge of your sight when it opens to the outside.

Basically all I see is the Hunter Association Ground Floor Hall and the landscape directly in front of me, so there's nothing interesting or interesting about it.

The door to my rebirth for some reason is one-of-a-kind, to the right of two wasted, thick, short doors at waistside heights I've seen in Western plays.

I question every day what this door means. It's pointless to have an all-you-can-go rainstorm door. I can't see it from the outside and it doesn't help prevent crime. It would be better than nothing.

I can't feel the existential significance, so I'm not motivated as a door, and my hobbies these days are about paranoia and human observation.

I think the level of civilization is about a few hundred years before the world I was in, but I get the impression that there are magical and incredible forces.

Some dressed not strange in clothing or modern Japan, while few wandered around in rustic outfits.

There is a strange item called a magic item that seems to have no machines, but is just as useful. Think deeply about this place and you'll lose. Me, the door.

Honestly, it doesn't matter if it's a different world, it's a door.

I have to repeat the opening and closing here, so I can't have adventures that tend to be different worlds. Once I'm in the mood, I can open and close the door on my own, but I don't know what to do with this.

"Hey, aren't you just lying about this request, what are you going to do!

Duh, duh, duh, duh. That hurts!

A rough man appeared who kicked my body with a yell and opened the door abusively.

This guy is a hated and famous hunter.

He is slightly over two meters tall, and also connects from the mistletoe to the jawbeard. Her hair also looks like an animal man in blush and usually looks like a human osama, that one.

He's a scumbag hunter who tries to rub the blame on his own staff even when he's in trouble.

Every time, you never get tired of kicking me in the ass, and today is the day you show me things.

Don't go right back. I anticipated the timing before assaulting my groin.

"I managed to say, beard ahhh!

Even a chunk of muscle won't build up there. Come on, let's squat.

Open the door to the limit again, direct attack where the big man raised his face!

"Hogu Ooh"

It's a blow to Kaishin. I'm holding my face back and wandering more.

"You're an idiot. Hit the door you pushed."

"In Bacca."

"You've got a lot to lose."

He was a big man bored with pain, but he seemed to hear mocking voices from around him, bouncing outside like a shitty and fleeing.

You can do it if you want, me.

It was an act I left to my anger, but I figured out there was something I could do just to open and close the door, and a little bit of this new life...... I'm starting to feel like I could enjoy the door raw.

I wonder if the door's broken.

A child-faced clerk is rushing up to me and checking every inch of my body. And when I made sure nothing was broken, he exhaled relief and politely wiped where I was kicked with a beautiful cloth.

I'm sorry, Hidako. We can't do this without talking, because I'm going to accompany this child-faced official!

Starting today, I'll be the gatekeeper to get rid of anyone who bothers the staff here!

I'll stand up to any nasty enemy and try to protect her!

"Hmm, it's still hot in here"

I thought I heard a sinister voice from the outside, and a shadow fell on my body. I stared at her and hadn't noticed, but was someone walking right over the door?

When I turned my gaze to see who it was - there was a giant bear.

Even though she is a two-legged bear, she wears a long coat and even wears a hat. That face feels intelligent when it comes to being a bear, and if you're handsome, you're a handsome bear.

"This is the chairman of Qingliu, what can I do for you"

She's rushing over. Does the chairman mean he is in the same position as the chairman of the Hunter Association, which only our children can see?

That's enough to make the chairman, so I thought it would be a pleasant job to be the president of the Hunter Association, but this bear seems excellent to see.

"I need to talk to Chairman Inui Iwayama."

"Now the chairman is out of his seat, and I think he'll be back by noon"

Dog Iwayama Chairman is the name of the chairman who only looks like that kid, right? That's a weird name to ask again.

Our children's chairman is restless, so he stayed at the Hunter Association all day. I went somewhere this morning.

I'll only be back before noon to eat on an empty stomach.

"I'm going around the settlement."

He said but definitely just went to see him.

"Well, do you mind if I keep you waiting"

"Yes, I'll show you"

She's taking Mr. Bear upstairs, but the sight looks like a breeder guiding the bear into a cage. A plain shade of uniform came to look like work clothes.

Since then, the child chairman has returned, and as soon as I found out there was a waiting bear, I tried to escape, but at some point the bear who was circling behind me catches me and carries me away.

I can think of him being taken to the nest hole and eaten, but that bear is smart, so he'll be fine.

But what are we talking about? I haven't known much about this world or the Hunter Society since I woke up here and the sun is still shallow.

I guess it's a place like the Adventurer's Guild in games and novels, about recognition.

Honestly, there's nothing I can do about knowing the worldview, so it can be more important to know the Hunter's personal information and gentle staff that he often uses.

"You're new here. Welcome to the Dog Rock Mountain Hierarchy. May I confirm your name and occupation?"

The staff is still responding today with a polite tone and a gentle smile.

Huh - healing wow. The only good thing about being a door is that I can see her almost every day.

So, on my day off, my tension goes down a lot and the door opens and closes heavily.

It's my job to watch the staff who seem busy working this morning.

I just intended to be a gatekeeper, and I don't particularly do anything stupid because I'm about a bearded hunter. So there's nothing wrong with being observant.

"Phew, you've been busy today."

Later in the evening, an official carries a sign in front of the Hunter Association, which has crossed business hours. Hunters rushed in late today, so I responded to that and it was slower than usual.

That sign probably even says' closed '. Good luck today.

Once back in the hall, it disappears at the end of the door behind it. That's the staff dressing room over there, so I guess she'll change into her personal clothes and go home, too.

I'll miss you from night to morning, but I'll comfort myself when I get more joy when I see you because I have time to wait.

I guess feelings for her are admiration, not love. I'm not going to be stupid enough to think that a love affair between a door and a human being can be established. Supporting the existence of longing out of reach in the shadows...... I can see now the fan psychology doing the Idol chase.

Thinking about such an idiot, the sound of stepping on the sand arrived slightly.

It's already out of business hours. The staff will be in the middle of getting dressed right now, so I won't let you through here!

And even though I meant to, I'm not coming in front of the door. I'm giving in to the wall by the door. Are you the mustache hunter I slapped before you round the giant?

What are you doing? In a place like that. When I clear my ears without it, I'm whining about something.

"Damn it, you're embarrassing me. It's annoying, uh, annoying."

Seems pretty drunk, is that barrel holding even stuffed with booze?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. From there, it stinks so far, give me a break.

It's troublesome to have a sense of smell in the habit of doors. Don't bathe the hunters' ossans for days, they stink badly because they can be sweaty.

Watching his beard surface as he worried, he began to smash the contents of the barrel in his hand against the wall.

What are you thinking? Put the liquor on the Hunter Association wall... what the fuck is this smell? Not booze, is this oil!?

What are you doing, sprinkling oil on this beard, on the Hunter Society wall - this guy's not gonna set it on fire!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait!

It's my door. You can't get away with a fire, and now there's an official inside.

We have to stop him somehow!

What can I do, the door? Think, is there anything you can even do to the door?

There is no voice. No legs, no hands. There's only so much I can do to open and close the door...... then!

"Oh, my God, the door is geeky. Let it go. You're shaking because the wind is so strong today."

I wish I was scared of the sound and movement and ran away, but I just looked over here for a moment to see if I was getting drunk and feeling louder, and that was it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

"Hehe, if you light this, the Hunter's Guild is over. Fuck you for making a fool of me."

Shit, I took out a demon prop like a lighter that could put out a fire. If it ignites with that, it's over. Whoa, whoa, whoa, even faster, my body!

I can't keep up with my speed beyond the limit anymore. When the hinge bounces, I blow away with that momentum - in the direction of my beard.

Eat it, hit your head with the door and regret it, Attack!

"Bube, Tobi... et al..."

In the middle of his face, a corner of the door hits him, destroying his nasal bone and entering. A man fell on his back as he scattered blood, and I fell on the ground stained with zero oil that had been sprinkled.

This is the power of the door!

If you have a hand, I feel like even standing on my middle finger. When I raised my gaze, I could see the red, lit magic prop slowly falling off.

What, wait a minute. I'm on that falling course... it's me!

The magic prop landed on my body and it seemed that the oil splashed on my surface due to an unlucky fall impact was also adhered to, and my body was engulfed in flames.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, not hot, but red!

I can see my body turning into charcoal from the surface. No, I'm not going anywhere like this.

Were you just a doorman reborn and burned to death by doors in another world?

I can see my consciousness fading every time my body burns and collapses.

Oh... that's it... over... as for the door... cool... that's it.

I couldn't even scratch my feet. I tried to close my consciousness, staring at my red-dyed vision.

"What, fire! Why this man and the door! Uh, water, water!

The last voice I heard was good for her, yeah, she was a satisfied doorman...

You're new to the door.

"Yeah, because the front door came off and burned"

"That's it. Did the door crash into the idiot who was about to set fire to it? If it hadn't been for that, the Hunter Association would have burned by now. I'm scared."

"I don't really know how the door flew to such a remote place. But maybe the door protected the Hunter Society."

"No. I'd like to say... do you know the rumors you've been hearing lately? I hear the Lake Hierarchy of the Fresh Stream has magic props to talk about. That's what happens to those burning doors."

"I hope so. Hey, Mr. Door."

That's right!

I am placed in the corner of the counter where she works.

At that time, I was about to give up that my whole body was burned out, but not everything was burned out, only the surviving center was shredded, and the staff turned me into a wooden tonfer.

You used me as a weapon for her protection when you protected the Hunter Society. Apparently, she was originally an excellent hunter, and if she had it, even Tonfer would be fully powerful.

If you think you've been reborn at the door, now it looks like you're going to live as a tonfer.

The doors of my new life have opened, so I have to live a shameless way as an ex-door!