I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

"Let me ask you a question. What are dungeons and dungeon masters in the first place?

Hulumi's question was a huge mess but a question everyone had.

The dungeons of this world are unknown as to why they exist. However, it is only widespread that if you dominate to the final hierarchy, your wish will come true.

'I see. Right. A dungeon is a work of art created by a wizard a long time ago to show off his abilities... No. Is it something like an entertainment facility? The man who created the dungeon is called the Dungeon Master.'

"An old wizard?

"Far before today, there existed a great clan that ruled this world. It had ridiculous magic and dominated everything...... well, it's doomed for a reason, but that's a different story, so it doesn't matter now '

Yeah, I barely know the history of this world, so I never heard of a clan like that. Is it common sense for inhabitants of different worlds?

That's what I thought and watched my buddies do, but they all wrinkle between their brows and think about it. Uh, that sounds like unknown information in this world.

"I've never heard of such a great being."

If Hulumi doesn't know, there's no way a normal person would know.

'Cause there's a lot going on, and previous history and memories seem to have been buried. Maybe this is God's playground.' Cause we frequently send people from different worlds. '

A dungeon master with a deep mouth is staring at me.

I also want to know more about that history, but now I'm behind because I have a priority.

"Is it okay to recognize that great wizards created dungeons and boasted of each other's works..."

'Yeah, I think that's fine. The wizards sent in slaves and men who ruled in other people's dungeons and enjoyed seeing how they did. And I boast to others that my dungeons are better. So, another wizard sends people into the dungeon. It's a repeat of this.'

That's a real entertainment facility. If you are forced to apply it to modern Japan, is Dungeon Master the game creator? When you let others see and enjoy the games you make.

"Well... this is where the question comes from, is it true that any wish will come true once it reaches the bottom line"

Did Hulumi finally cut it out? The formation of the dungeon is of interest as a story, but the real purpose of our quest to dominate the dungeon is this way.

The face of Captain Kelli Oil's family waiting for their reply takes him seriously. They've been on an adventure all along in search of this answer, so I can't help it.

"Yeah, it's true."

Though my colleagues are about to cheer for the words of the Dungeon Master, which I unequivocally affirm.

'But it's nothing'

The following statement clouds my expression.

Even though you're a great wizard, you can't do anything about it.

I was just expecting it on my own, but I was just a little disappointed.

"Dungeon Master, is it possible to erase my son's negative protection"

Captain Keri Oil, who had previously refrained from speaking, has impatiently pinched his mouth.

When the Dungeon Master glances, he smiles at his mouth.

'It's possible. With my magic, it's possible to erase unwanted protections.'

"Whoa! Well, then, I want my son's corruption erased!

The Dungeon Master takes control of the Keri Oil Corps leader who rides himself out and begs him.

'Don't panic. We hadn't talked about the reward of dungeon domination yet, so I'll put in a detailed explanation here.'

Yes, it was. I haven't heard the conditions for fulfilling my wish, and I don't know how many can be fulfilled.

'There is no ceiling on the number of wishes. I don't care if it's possible.'

There was a breathtaking sound in the unexpected overall behavior.

But the explanation now includes. Let's ask everything we're honestly happy with.

'If you want gold and silver treasures, for example, I will give you my accumulated magic props and jewels, so that wish can come true. Thus.'

A pile of gold and silver treasures appears next to the throne as the Dungeon Master waves gently.

Gold coins and silver coins alone were incredible, but they were also buried with jewels the size of men's fists, as well as swords and armor decorated in vain.

My buddy's eyes are changing color in front of an incredible amount of treasure.

"It consumes magic in the case of a wish that is not normally fulfilled, such as erasing earlier protections. That cap of magic is the limit of your wish. '

"To what extent is that magic?

"It's all magic in this dungeon. So after the wish is fulfilled, the magic runs out and the dungeon collapses. '

Was this the cause of the tease that the dungeon disappears when the wish is fulfilled?

With all the magic in this dungeon, I think it's quite a lot, but I wonder how far it is possible to restore the magic and make a wish come true.

"So it's possible to erase the ash corrosion and bring Hackon back to man... is it possible?

Hulumi looked over here once and then asked the Dungeon Master.

He's staring at me. They say it's a tired mid-management vibe, but they're going to suck it in just looking at those eyes.

'Yeah, it's critical, but it's possible. In that case, the wish of using magic will no longer be fulfilled.'

Can you go back to being human? Oh, oh, really? When people say it's actually possible, though I expected it, it doesn't come with emotions. If you have cheeks, I want you to follow me.

"Whoa, whoa! Seriously, you did it, Hackon!

"Good for you, Hackon! When you get back to being a human, you'll definitely eat your hand cooking!

"Hehe... biological... plush..."

Two people sitting next to each other stood up and hugged me with emotion. Pitty, who was coming by sometime back, is also stuck.

"Congratulations, Master!

"Good for you, Hackon. Don't worry about it. You'll get rid of my son's protection."

My people are gathering at me and happy as they are about me.

Right, can you go back to people? Are you happy or anxious, your emotions mixed up and you don't know how you feel. But if everyone is so happy, I want to think it's worth going back to being human.

And with this hand I want to touch everyone...... the Ramisu. So stop getting lost now. I'm going back to being a human being.

'I'm sorry about the excitement, but I'm in the middle of explaining it. Sure, those two wishes can be fulfilled, but then you can't let the dungeon people get out of the dungeon, and the dungeon will collapse, okay? Oh, don't worry, we'll have enough magic to get you out of the dungeon. "

The movement of the fellows who were rejoicing stopped perfectly, and only their faces are directed at the Dungeon Master.

I want this feeling of our exuberance back.

So when you fulfill my wish, the dungeon starts to collapse, and we help, but everyone in the dungeon now will be buried alive?

You can't ask me that and get my wish fulfilled...... right.

"I thought Hackon could go back to being human."

"Damn, how dare you"

I was rebelling the words of the Dungeon Master in my head with my depressing companion on my ass.

The magic is almost exhausted when two wishes are fulfilled. Then the dungeons collapse, so the residents don't have time to flee.

The best answer here is to make a wish come true and get the residents out of the dungeon.

Discuss it with the bear chairmen, and they've already agreed to let the residents out of the dungeon. So there's no problem with residents dumping dungeons.

Then you'll need to earn some time to escape... Huh? It's like I don't need to worry about anything else.

"Oh, Mr. Hackon, you've come up with something."

Can a dungeon master read people's minds like Kikoyu? I've talked to him at an exquisite time.

"Dang Chi"

"Hey, there you are."

"Oh, come on."

"Chikano"

'Yeah, it's possible. We can only release your son's negative protections first, so that the people in the dungeon can escape, and then return to the human race if you visit here again.'

He passed me by without an interpreter. I didn't seem wrong.

It's troublesome to go back to the fresh stream lake hierarchy and have to come again, but I have to put up with that kind of hassle.

You don't have to fulfill my wish at worst if you just release the negative protection of ash.

'Looks like the king of the underworld is closing the entrance, but liberation is possible if that is also temporary. I could have afforded magic if I had fulfilled the wishes of both of us, but the king of the underworld has taken away my power, and now this is the best I can do.'

He looks sorry and bows his head and muddles his forehead sweat with a handkerchief. After all, don't make me look like an unscrupulous salesman, this guy.

"If that's okay with Hackon, let me sweeten your words...... that's really good"

"Welcome"

It would be possible for me to fulfill my wish first, but a chance to free the child I've been waiting for for for so many years from the curse. I wonder if being a person makes you put up with it even though it is in front of you.

First, let the ashes be freed and raised, and everything cleaned up on top of it, and then let the human race slowly return. I kept my head organized in the meantime.

'Then you will decompose your son. Come here.'

I'd like to think he's someone I can trust, but there's no guarantee he hasn't been a phony before.

I guess that also understands ashes. I don't feel alarmed by the slow approach to the Dungeon Master with Sulrim.

'When it comes to removing the protection you were born with, you need more effort and magic, but if it's a forcefully rubbed protection, it's not as difficult'

Add lean and thin hands to the ash head that came in front of you. And as I slowly let go of my hand, I'm dragged out of the top of my head by a nanny or something like a concentrated fog of darkness.

Sole couldn't seem to get away from the flat of the Dungeon Master's hand, he seemed to be rambling to escape, but gently closed his hands and at the same time vanished beautifully and thoroughly.

'Now the protection of corrosion has disappeared. You won't be bothered by pain that erodes your body anymore.'

I guess I haven't really felt it yet, the ashes have closed and opened my palms many times.

Sulrim quietly retreats, staring lonely at the sight. And even outside the curse deactivation range by her power, she didn't show any bare gestures of suffering.

"I have no pain... There's no pain!

Red and white rushed over to the ashes, which shook back in momentum with tears in his eyes, hugging him.

The two people who are so impressed don't say anything, they just hug the ashes and cry.

Captain Keri Oil held Deputy Filmina's shoulder and looked up at the ceiling out of sight as he gently stroked his daughter-in-law's back, who kept crying without sound.

Their memorial came true. We don't pinch our mouths, let's watch them softly.

Next to me, Ramis and Hulumi smile in tears, watching the Keri Oil family with envy.

I did that for a while, but when the ashes accidentally let me wander my gaze like I was looking for someone, I discovered the person I wanted and ran over.

"Thanks for everything, Sister Sulrim!

"Good for you. Now you don't have to be with me anymore..."

Sulrim, glaring at the ashes showing a full grin, smiles lonely.

Blocking her from whining the words of giving up, Ashes said this out loud.

"Keep it up, Sister Sulrim!

"The curse is broken, so you're free now."

"Yeah, you're free, so you're with your sister of your own free will!

Sulrim held her mouth down and shook her shoulder, hugging her ashes hard without saying anything.

At first it was a relationship that used each other, but over time it became a bond and I want to think it made them strong. I feel a little anxious when I look at that loose eye and mouth.

This really solved all the problem of the Fools' Bizarre Team teasing. After that, you just report it to the people in the dungeon and ask them to go outside and come back again.

"At this time - I've been waiting!

There was no foretaste whatsoever as if to mock my thoughts like that, and a voice shuddering at the familiar joy filled the occasion.