I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

I am heartily surprised at myself that I cannot help but notice the beauty of Master Jessica.

Ever since then, I've never been in love with a woman. But in front of me... No, my thoughts weren't that soft.

It's a distraction. If you keep looking at Master Jessica's face like this, you'll be fascinated and deprived of your decent thinking skills as well.

We need to lower our gaze more down, down, down!

Forcefully lowering her gaze with a strong will, she slips through a skirt with a widened hem and beautifully white skin glides through her dazzling legs to reach where she wants to be.

There were thin pink heeled shoes there as well as dresses. It's less decorative, but that material is made of dragon-based leather. It seems to have an elastic bottom layer inside and is excellent for long walks.

Indeed, it was supposedly the work of Keteminui, a shoemaker for style and functionality.

No, it's eye bliss. The fact that the surface is also polished tells us that it is worn with care.

Phew, now that I've already been blinded by the magic of my shoes, my thoughts on Master Jessica have been fogged.

"Jessica Fong...... lady. Please stop waving your glamour and charm. You're in trouble."

When a man in butler's clothes lines up next to Master Jessica, he advises her quite loudly, pretending to whisper.

Right now, I feel a little strange about the way you called it, but is it your fault?

"Master Steck is right. That eye that makes a man a horny gentleman, shouldn't it be kept closed? Sorry to bother you all."

Does it sound like a polite tone, but is it okay to talk about being a maid but drawing attention to the Lord?

"Steck, Mowder, refrain. I didn't know you would speak primarily of your opinions while being a squire."

Again, were you scolded? Because it was not a good word for a servant to say to the Lord, who is also a lord.

The two of your squire are also reflecting and bowing their heads.

"This is a good thing to offer. What you did with the handsome old butler and the famous me is silent. I couldn't overlook the people who would be eaten like this by the lord."

...... hmm? Eaten?

"Men and women should refrain from eating omnivorous foods."

...... hmm? Men and women eating all over?

What? My ears must have gone crazy, but I think I heard a hell of a statement... it looks like a person, but is it a cannibal species? Then I can also convince you of the beauty of demonization.

"Don't be rude. My thoughts are only poured on that one. And it's a six-month pay cut."

"Lady Jessica is beautiful today, even the sun has shriveled before its brilliance, clouds in the sky"

"That one said gentle and generous Master Jessica was nice. Please pay in full"

The two of you who have spoiled the Lord's mood are immediately speaking out of flattery and excuse.

But you seem to have a very good relationship between the Lord and his squire, what you seem to respect and crush. Normally, you can't complain about being executed on the spot if you speak that way to the Lord.

Even so, it appears in my eyes as if we're having a conversation with each other while we hang out as a family.

"Uh, I'm sorry, but would you mind if I told you about this requirement?"

"I'm sorry about this. I'd like to speak with the president of the Hunter Association of the Dungeons of the Holy Tree."

"Yes, it is. Over there, he was called the chairman of the Qing Liu. There's something I wanted to tell you in a hurry, and I've been using this magic tool, the Kruma, to get around."

In the direction that the chairman of the fresh stream points out, there is a cruma with a carrier set, and there is a crowd around.

"That's that rare magic trick. What do you want to tell me until you use something so precious?

"The dungeon was taken by the Left Army General of the Demon King Army and collapsed. A whole bunch of demons in the dungeon are pushing us here."

When Chairman Bear said so, the grin disappeared from the look on Master Jessica's face, who had a cheeky grin.

The squire next to me didn't change his expression, but he changed his mind.

"Can you tell me more inside"

Looks like you've decided it's not what you're going to talk about outdoors like this, everyone goes inside the stuffing and the chairman gives you a detailed explanation.

When I finished talking about everything, Master Jessica exhaled a great deal.

"Really, that's what happened. If such an army were to push over, it would have been an interdiction with the Demon King's Army not long ago, and I was only waiting for despair..."

"Not now. But is it arbitrary to move during negotiations with the Demon King's Army?

"Maybe the information hasn't reached General Left Arm, Master Jessica"

"I'm sorry, but what is a negotiation with the Demon King's Army"

Chairman, that question is very much appreciated. Because I was curious, too.

"We were in the process of negotiating a formal ceasefire. The story is already coming together. It's the last packing job, and the delegates will be back in a few days, so you won't have to worry about the march."

Was there a treaty of truce in place without our knowledge? Then, the King of the Underworld, the General of the Left Arm, would mean a violation of the order.

If it's just not telling the story, that march stops......

"Dear Jessica. When it comes to General Left Arm, he's a strategist and a full reputation. I don't think you're aware that anyone who's good at gathering information is negotiating a truce."

"You think General Left Arm is moving after you've figured out the stick."

"Yes. Rumor has it you have high self-esteem and information that your loyalty to the Demon King is lower than other generals"

"I mean, is it on the bottom? Low loyalty on the part of your men makes it difficult for the people above you, Master Jessica."

"Really..."

Master Jessica stares at two of her squire and nods loudly and repeatedly. You two pretend not to know that, though.

"Steck, I want you to come back before the enemy forces reach us."

"Ha, I accept"

Mowder explains the situation to the soldiers and the people of the town.

"I'll take care of it"

Two squire turned back their heels and left the stuffing.

"Ladies and gentlemen, you will be tired on a long journey. We'll get you an inn, so you can relax."

Jessica, who smiles even under this circumstance and shows a spare response where she can't even feel the rush or other fine dust, is either fairly big or confident.

"Lord, it looks like you can afford it."

"Jessica is fine. Besides, I'm younger, so talk more naturally. I don't like being tough. Oh, my people are out of the question."

It added awesome flavor to my smile when I said the last word. You seem to think a lot about what you say and do on a daily basis.

"So, Master Jessica. Can I help you?

"It's not like I can call it a measure, but I'm wondering if I can do something about it if that one returns. Besides, I'm very kind with General Left Foot, so I was wondering if you could help me convince General Left Arm."

"Are you with General Left Foot, one of the limb generals?"

"Yes, we used to be hostile, but now you're very close."

It's hard to believe by now that you know the General of the Demon King's Army and... the King of the Underworld, but Master Jessica doesn't have to lie, so it must be the truth.

But the confidence of someone called you is not the norm. I'm very curious about who the hell you are.

Are you a good, dependable, old man? It's also rude for me to ask the lord about it, so let's just say I'll look forward to the day I'll see you one day.

She will guide us to the inn herself, and looking behind Master Jessica, who walks gracefully through the town, I thought I heard a slight voice, so I increased my hearing sensitivity.

"I look forward to your return... but the problem is that your biggest enemy will also be returned... now that's one step in your favor, but not me who will always be spoiled by this situation... there are already a number of ways to contact them..."

You're whining about something disturbing, Master Jessica.

To see from the content of the story, does it mean that you are fond of someone called you and that your lover will return?

I've never crossed the line to stay out of other people's sex work, but when it comes to sex work, what will Mr. Hackon do in the future?

It's hard to tell if the person in question hasn't noticed or is behaving bluntly that he hasn't noticed, but I worry old fashioned that I should strike my hand early.

People don't look, because they embody, Mr. Hackon.

By now, have they been excavated? Neither do I. I believe you're all safe. I look forward to meeting you soon.