I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

"Hahano aiha shgoi no yoo ooo ooo!

Pushing love is what kids hate. I wanted to tell the screaming parent general that, but when I say it without words, it's going to be taken in a different way.

When the darkness that was erupting from the body of the parent general becomes like many thick outlines, he tries to wipe out the chairman of the darkness, the burning chairman and Aunt Yumite, who went into it.

The Dark Chairman becomes a shadow, sinks into the ground and avoids it, and the Burning Chairman beats the dark outline with a flame wrapped around his body and burns it all down.

Until Grandma Yumite is chopped up and dusted before the target's attack arrives. I don't see the attack at all as usual at that time. I feel like I glowed something.

From a distance, the gardener and Shui are shooting arrows in, but they are all entangled in darkness and have not reached the parent general. Pitty is escorting us for a pair of bows, so we seem to be able to focus on the attack with confidence.

As Mr. Shirley waves the whip, the whip that reached his goal before the sound of slashing the wind reached his ear is knocked over and over again into the darkness line.

We go around behind our opponents while they draw attention, and they attack at full speed.

You don't have to worry about protecting me, so you can slap a serious blow!

Ten meters packs an intermission to fly a certain distance in just two steps. The black darkness line is focused on my people, and I can't afford to attack this one.

Drop your hips, twist your torso, and stick a vicious fist with combined thrust and suspicion against the back of your parent general.

It was a blow that seemed perfect in all its power, speed and timing, but its fists cut off the sky.

The wind blew with fist pressure. The darkness around me blew away, but I don't see the key parent general.

"Oh, it's off!?

"Ahhh."

In front of Rummis, who was still solidifying in a fist-protruding pose, he bounced momentum overhead as he floated a bottle of pet.

Rummis, who follows the pet bottle with his eyes, captures the figure of a parent general floating above

I retreated to the sky to be pulled just before it hit me, but when I looked closely, I wasn't flying, I had a dark string wrapped around my shoulders. Did that pull up into the sky?

"Yotte takatte igimernonette mou yurcite agenai john tabe china sai"

As the parent general waves down his hand as he looks down from above, a black line runs on the ground and begins to draw complex patterns. This was then.

"Get away from there!

Grandpa Simelai is raising a rare and disturbed voice. That haste is unusual.

Everyone immediately follows and leaves the darkness running on the ground.

I remember seeing a similar sight recently. It bears a terrible resemblance to the magic formations shown by the King of the Underworld in the beginning hierarchy. That means the next development is -.

The sight of a huge magic formation on the ground rising a dark black is as if a pitch-black pillar had suddenly appeared on a plain.

"I don't think this is a form of subpoena magic..."

Sweat slips down Grandpa Shimelai's cheeks whispering his eyebrows.

"Is that all, Grandpa?"

"Um, this is pretty magical, and it's pretty heterogeneous magic, too. What if it's a demon from another world?"

A demon of the other world? This place is a different world for me, but can it be connected to yet another?

Wouldn't you be able to go back to the original world if you used that...... that wasn't the situation.

The black pillar disappears in front of everyone under circumstances where they cannot determine how to act.

It was an alien monster standing in the place where the pillars were until just now.

The head is also like an overcooked fish, like a bat about to rot. I have several eyes in the middle of my face, but it's all red and my eyes don't exist, and it's suspicious that it's really my eyes.

My body is an obese lizard with nine crow-like pitch-black feathers on my back.

The cloudy, thin purple skin bubbles and foams, and every time it can bounce, the yellow powder splashes misty. Six serpents grew from his buttocks.

The sky has thick clouds, and the surroundings are darkened as if the sun had fallen.

"Oh, hey, hey, whatever! Oh, my God! Hey, Hackon, what is that!?

I've seen quite a few demons since I came to different worlds, but this is too heterogeneous.

I still felt sick and slightly scared, but this alien monster is not of that dimension. You're number one in terms of severance.

I'm a vending machine, so I'm still a little less upset, but everyone's face is pale, especially Shui, Shirley, Pitty, and Ramis. I can't seem to stop trembling all over my body, and it feels like standing is the best I can do.

"Stay back, my lords. This is not your turn."

"At this age, there's nothing to be afraid of."

"I'm still scared of you two seniors."

"Neither does Wye. It's hard to get angry with both of us."

The four of them, former members of the hunter team, look at their opponents from the front, tapping lightly. The complexion seems to be slightly better.

"It's not a burning development! A legion of righteousness in the face of evil beings, oh, great, eh!

The burning chairman seems to have nothing to do with the word fear. The flames all over my body are burning all the time. You're thankful in these situations.

We don't take part in the fight. We just have to be one chunk and watch the battle.

Shui and Shirley, with their bloody lost faces, are dropping by and putting their hands on my body. Two tremors came from the part I touched.

Rummis is also too stiff to take a step forward. We need to reassure them by putting up a "junction" so that they don't get in everyone's way now.

But I never thought it would shrink with fear and leave the front.

Let's even serve them a relaxing drink to calm them down. Maybe herbal tea or cocoa. You'd better be hot, yeah.

Pass a warm can of herbal tea with (Mind Power) to the four people who keep trembling. It seems to have a hard time opening the can when it is in its current state, so it is left open properly.

Pushing a warm can in your hand, they drop their gaze on hand, who had been keeping an eye on the alien monster for a long time.

And with a frightened look on his face, he added his lips to his mouth and drank only one bite.

The tremor has healed only a little, but it's not a fightable situation. Do I have to leave it to you now?

I turned my gaze to my companions under circumstances where the four of them were out of battle but continued to fight.

The alien monster doesn't have a hand, so I wondered how they would attack me, but the way they attack me is too special to suspect my eyes. I don't have eyes on vending machines though.

A red eye sticking around his face pops out like a bullet, sniping at his people. If something like light comes out of those eyes, it was still within your imagination, but no way. Do you hit out with your eyeballs as bullets?

The size of the eyeballs is bigger than the human head because they are giant, and the speed is considerable, so I finally followed them with my eyes.

The burning chairman seemed depressed by the eyeballs that jumped in, the moment he paid with his burning arms - exploding. The sound of the explosion shakes the bodies of the Lamis very vertically.

When the blast and blast passed, there were signs that the ground had been heavily decided, and a burning chairman stood flat in its center...... good, were you safe?

"Oh, this! Try to blow it up when you hit it. So watch out! I'm glad it's me. Whoa!

I guess the chairman of the burning of systemic flames from that mouthfeel is resistant to explosions and flames.

The Dark Chairman, who took the advice, is a shadow and dives into the ground, so that he does not understand his opponent's place.

Grandma Yumite intercepts before approaching with an invisible flying slaughter, so the blast has only affected her hair to an approximate extent.

Until Grandpa Simelai manipulates the wind, returns flying eyeballs to the target for damage, and the gardener is shooting through the eyeballs before they are fired, causing an explosion around the demonic face.

... you're not in the right shape. The current situation is that it is abusive at leisure, but also lacking in decision-makers. After flying the eyeballs, the cavity is filled with eyes again, which seem to replenish well.

I wonder if being caught in an explosion of my eyeballs, but being repeated, means that I have taken little damage?

Everyone seems to be having a hard time filling in time, and when it comes to the wear out war as it is, health problems also arise.

I just want to help, too, but it would be pathetic to force the fight on them in this state, if they could at least draw the attention of their opponents and distract them at all.

Looking through the list of products, I discovered an interesting product. It's something we were all going to enjoy at night when it came to peace, but this must make them look at us too.

This is a product that cannot be sold on a normal vending machine, so the body changes to that specification. The size of the vending machine is no different from the usual size, but the body was brilliant in color.

I don't see the Ramis on my back, but the other two are staring at my body.

Ignore that gaze and change the size of the "junction" from a radius of two meters to one, and install the removed product two meters ahead of the critical reach of the "mindfulness power", in large quantities.

Ramis was also interested in what I was doing, and the fear seemed to fade just a little.

At the end of all installation, return to the normal vending machine and drop the 100-yen lighter into the outlet.

Well, you should tell your buddies before you do. at maximum volume……,

"Akariku"

"Suriyu."

"Kochi"

I doubt that that would make sense if it was just this, but it's someone I've known for a long time. I trust you'll guess.

I manipulate a hundred-yen lighter and light the new products I take out one after the other.

Those on which the ignition wires were ignited - the fireworks sound the firing noise and are launched up high in heaven in a row.

"Tama."

The area was suddenly dark, and the fireworks look beautiful.

Yes, what I was preparing was fireworks. You went out of your way to buy a fireworks vending machine at one of the famous chain stores only, I miss it.

Actually, there were two types of fireworks that I have bought, but the fact that I got to Rank 3 makes all types of fireworks available.

Fireworks are vain when I do them alone... so even I'm a maniac and I never bought all kinds. It's rank three and Yokattaner.

Lamis are blinded by the glorious sights that colour heaven. And the alien monster whose movements stopped perfectly.

Apparently you paid attention to this one. Come on, Gungan, I'm launching the fireworks!