I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

Again, picking a pickup truck seemed right. It was off-road resistant 4WD, had a high body, and was suitable for running on hardly tidy roads.

The carrier in the back can afford to keep my body, and it's usually this size in a car that's from a boulder overseas.

"I knew it was fun to drive! We're almost there!

In the driver's seat on the left sits Hulumi, who learned to drive first, stepping into the accelerator in a good mood.

I'm sure I have the most driving skills of any of my fellow I can remember, but I'm afraid I'll leave it to you for a long time because I'm willing to be a speed freak.

Until now, I had to drive with (mindfulness power), so I was often a regular vending machine when my car was running, but now I can afford it.

I guess I'll do something. I'd also like to try a new vending machine...... almost lunch. When that happens, is it the type of food that can be offered? Oh, let's try that one!

I tried to make a form change on the carrier like this, but I remembered something, so I decided to turn it around later.

It's time for lunch. I've been in the car for almost half a day, so I've decided to pull over for lunch.

When I was unloaded from the carrier, I made sure there was plenty of room here before becoming that vending machine.

My body swells to three times the size of a vending machine at normal times, to the side.

The body needs space for three cars in bright red. This is a pizza vending machine.

That's also authentic about sprinkling dough in your body, topping it up and baking it on the spot. The price is also so low that it is not comparable to Japanese pizza.

It's an Italian vending machine that I want Japan to import.

My people seem intrigued, and they're gathering around me.

You're eagerly peeking in there because you can also see from the outside what the kiln is cooking up.

In about three minutes, the product was taken to the outlet, operated with (mindfulness power), and handed over to Ramis.

"There it is. - Hey. Mmm, that smells good!

"Whoa, what is this? If you pull it, stretch it out. Eh!

Tension is rising on the cheese stretched by the burning chairman. No, I never saw cheese in this world.

We're all splitting one piece at a time, so we'll be gone in no time. I've already baked the next one, so I think I can offer it without waiting.

"Not yet or not yet"

Of course it's this guy - Shui - who sticks to his body and rushes it.

She was the most delightful thing about my diet when I came back. They were reluctantly reducing the amount of meals during the reconstruction...... calm down a bit. I'm not running away from rice.

I decided to give up all my next pizza to Shui. Everyone gave in pleasantly with a bitter laugh. If there was a big food troupe here, it would be ready.

I hope you're feeling better.

Serving pizza for everyone, now he's also handing out drinks and watching his cheeky buddies.

Looking at people who eat it looking delicious is a blissful time as a vending machine. Everyone seems happy to eat hot...... that, Grandpa Shimelai and Grandma Yumite, plus the gardener is not getting any food going.

Doesn't sound like it doesn't fit my mouth, but it doesn't even look like I like it. Oh, well, pizza is too heavy on the stomach for the elderly. It's not good enough to make such a preliminary mistake yet. So shall I change it this way?

When it was the first Udon vending machine in a long time, I made and handed over the tight Udon for three people.

"Oh, have I made you care? It's delicious, but it was a little heavy. But what do we do with the rest?"

All three of them have only a few mouths, so there will be three extra pieces of pizza......

"It's okay. Shui, you can eat this."

"Seriously, Gardener! I'll have it!"

Shui, who had already finished eating, jumps and is absorbed into its stomach. Yeah, nothing's wrong.

I was floating on a new product, but I need to understand demand and supply properly. I'm under-reached as a vending machine.

Then, I gave Shui a pile of fried hamburgers and decided to leave.

I'm in a driving mood because I don't encounter any enemies on the move, but when I look at the big holes that are vacant on the ground at equal intervals, I feel annihilated.

Even if I don't like the size of the combined hierarchical lords, they make me realize it. It's not my fault that the Combined Hierarchy Lord seems to be a more troublesome opponent than the King of the Underworld.

Huge is the only threat. You said you even avoided fighting Dog Rock Mountain, but when it's even more fortified, do you have a winning shot?

"Hackon, I want you to shuffle."

Pass the cola dropped at the retrieval port to Shui.

The immense magic power of the King of the Underworld is certainly troublesome, but now that you have extra points, it will be possible to prevent a magical attack in the (junction) and pack your mistakes.

Because I know how troublesome vending machines are, the king of the underworld has obsessed with me and tried to break it for sure in the beginning hierarchy.

"Hackon, I'm hungry, so I need you to feed me something"

Remove a large amount of snack confectionery and drop it into the mouth. This will hold for a while.

So, assault where I'm hungry... no, the king of the underworld is going to work out measures again when he finds out I'm not broken. Better not let the resurrection spoil you.

And then it's the presence of General Five Fingers that bothers me. The parent general and the lieutenant general defeated him and Sulrim, the medicinal general, took his side. All that's left is...

"Hackon, can't you get some more?"

Choose high-calorie, belly-looking products such as melon bread and doughnuts.

Again, General Confectionery Pan... no, the other two generals are in trouble. Where the fugitive little general, the disparate general, who has not yet seen it, will set it up?

If you can do it, you want to knock it down early, but you just have to wait for the other guy to set it up. Considering we're going after him, there's a good chance he's lurking somewhere.

"I'm thirsty, I want a sweet drink."

Yeah, don't get in the way of your thoughts anymore, Shui.

Have you eaten everything yet? I want Hulumi to dissect what's going on with my stomach.

He doesn't seem to get fat from eating it, but I'm worried about diabetes. I feel like I've been taking too much sugar lately, so let me give you a zero calorie beverage.

The old zero calorie system wasn't delicious, but I probably don't notice it these days because there are more delicious things.

"Oh, isn't this sweet? Well, it looks delicious."

Shui isn't just a big meal, it's surprisingly troublesome to have an excellent taste.

You may be able to eat big when you're in a non-fat physique right now, but these people get older and lose their metabolism all at once.

Imagine Shui ten years later...... round and I felt that was it.

"Hackon, aren't you thinking rude?

Was the light flashing again? My closest friends are starting to guess a lot because of my little differences. Not as good as Ramis and Hulumi, but communication of will was considerably easier than it used to be.

"Pocha-riyu"

"Poop...... what are you talking about? I'm exercising a lot, I'll be fine!

When you rush to take the bow in your hand, you put the bow up to mislead and shoot out distant demons, but the calories you consume and the calories you consume in exercise do not match.

Does haste mean that you consider the possibility of gaining weight for once?

"Hackon, you can't tell a girl to pussy or anything, meh"

Ramis stuck his finger at me and cautioned me. That's right, it's a rudeness certified as sexual harassment in modern Japan.

No, Ramis was also whining about getting fat recently. I hear the armor and shorts I use are getting tighter. It was strange because it didn't look fatter than before, but the cause was recently found out.

Because Hulumi, who was observing Ramisu half-eyed, had a softly zero voice in his ear.

"Rummis, my chest and my ass are still growing. I said I stopped growing... muggy"

I had a toothpick and regretted it, so I was scared and didn't pinch my mouth then.

I mean, I'm not fat, I'm just tight because of my swollen breasts and buttocks. Even though you say it's a man's eye-catching style, it still enhances?

I get worried about a lot of things, but because of his powers, both the rough guys and the numb guys can repel him with a one-punch.

Excellent personality, face and style. Normally, a man wouldn't leave me alone, but I've never seen the bastards come numbing me because I'm always on my back.

Well, no man has the courage to speak to the girl carrying the vending machine... And, you know, I'm often with Michelle, so maybe a guy can't come near me in a whim.

Disciple, you are doing a fine service. I'll give you a compliment next time.

"What's the matter, think about something?

Rummis' forehead is about a few centimeters away and he looks at me.

"If it's around, it's over."

"Oh, it's stuck. You've been thinking weird."

I'm pushing my fists around to get screwed, but if this is a biological person, I guess it's going through a lot of damage.

Even if this is how Ramis can just touch each other innocently, I'm glad he became an iron body.

I wish this routine would continue.

I wanted to drive under the big sky with everyone as I was going through the eternal hierarchy. Now that the wish has come true, I can't help but enjoy it now and you won't be punished.

The car moves on in the downpouring sunshine and continues to bicker with his friends.