I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

Sit in my handmade simple chair prepared by the Demon King. The right-hand general refrained from standing next to him and did not make it slight. You look like a brilliant squire... but the stick also looks brilliant at first sight, but the contents are there, so judging by the way you look, you don't get busy.

"It's been awhile, Hatake. And Left Foot General Kuoekotek."

Kuoekotek is kneeling and drooling his head on the spot, even though he has said he has easily called out.

I effortlessly waved my dirt hand, taking the dirt plate from the ground and letting the letters float.

"Ohisa"

"Ooh, it's Hisashi. Kuoekotek is not tough either. Me and Hatake are on par. When you get familiar with humans, the people around you are loud, but you don't seem to complain that you're dealing with them in the fields. Hey, General Right Arm."

"Master Hatake is a benefactor to this country, so it's special"

Um, you're in a better position while you're asleep. It's disgusting to be praised because I didn't make my own move.

"Praise you for your hard work Kuoekotek better than me."

"Um, thank you for your hard work, Kuoekotek. If you need anything, you can say anything to General Right-Arm."

"Such a waste of words. Because you've already fulfilled what I want."

Isn't it that distinctive tone in front of the Demon King? You're as big as the cat I borrowed.

"Hmm, is that right? So... uh, hmm. My throat is dry. Phew, I'd like to moisten your throat a bit."

He is deliberately coughing and stroking his throat.

Flirting, are you looking at me with the blatant appeal to bring me an array soon?

I was deliberately in a hurry, but I guess that's enough.

When I patted my dirt fingers, the dirt table grew from the ground before the demon king. And then Kikoyu brings it to me by pouring freshly squeezed fruit juice into the hot swallows I made from my hobby pottery.

He pretends not to be interested, but the Demon King's gaze keeps him from drinking water. My throat is hugely swollen, so I can see I can't wait.

"Thank you for waiting. Today's fruit juice is freshly squeezed luwaga."

Ruwaga is a fruit that resembles an apple, and I've been putting a lot of effort into fruit trees lately, so it's a medium piece of confidence.

My hand is shaking slightly, though I seem to have subtly intended to grab it, staring at the yukata placed in front of me.

I've served our vegetables twice before, but at that time, he was so happy with the overaction that it embarrassed me to watch this one.

Incidentally, I think the flavour is exceptionally superior to the last one because today's Luwaga is a relentless infusion of nutrition.

"Well, I'll take it"

Were you really thirsty or when I took the hot water swallow I drank the contents all at once.

The Demon King, who rampaged Yukawa to slap him on the desk - stuck him straight at the desk.

Oh, I'm cramped into small pieces.

"Demon King!? No way, poison me!

General Right Arm disturbed him and stared at Kikoyu, who carried the drink.

The button and the black octopus stand in front of the right-hand general like a cover.

That's a hell of a misunderstanding. First of all, should I be clear?

'Don't get me wrong. It's just a little bit of deliciousness.'

"Stupid, sure, the vegetables here are delicious, but that's happening."

"Ma, wait, Hatake is not lying. Have a drink, too."

I guess I can't believe the words of the demon king who manages to wake up his upper body and exhale heavily. General Right Arm is frowning.

Was Kikoyu reading about this development or seemed to have already made another cup and brought another hot drink.

The right-hand general is staring at the yukata placed in front of him. It is only natural to be wary that it is after watching the Demon King react earlier.

Slowly take it to your mouth and take a sip.

"Guuuuuuuuu"

I almost collapsed from my knee, but I'm afraid I managed to stand it.

I have endured the fruit I have relentlessly nourished, which has plunged Kuoekotek and his men. I'll give this to the reward as well.

He didn't have to send a signal to Kurohachi to understand what to do. Grab a cage with three legs containing piles of fruit and place it on your desk with wings flapping.

"Don't hesitate for the Demon King or the General of the Right Arm."

Now, let us endure the furious attack of our fruits, which we have created with equal diligence, O demon king! Kukuku, ha-ha-ha!

"Sounds like fun, Mr. Hatake"

Yes, very fun.

I answered Kikoyu instantly with a voice of my heart, smiling and scratching.

Thirty minutes later, for Christ's sake, there's a constantly breathing demon king and a right-hand general figure there.

Yeah, a little overserved or nutritious and savory. I'm exhausted before we have a discussion.

"Will the peace negotiations be tomorrow?

"Yes, no, let's do it today. Anyway, it's over with the paperwork."

Oh, you didn't do the Demon King to Dada. This level of fruit and vegetables can't move for about two or three hours. Delicious, well endured, impressed!

When I receive it from the demon king who signed the paperwork with his trembling hands, I put it in a wooden box and keep it inside the field. I'll have to give it to Mr. Jessica when I get back to the defensive city.

"Now the Demon King's Army will never get its hands on a defensive city. Originally, it was a painful measure to keep the people from starving. I chose the path of saving my people even if it harmed humans... though I would be resented by neighboring countries"

I can't say anything to some far-eyed demon king. I'm not willing to tell you that war is the best thing to do, even if your mouth is torn, but there was no other trick for the demons living in barren land where plants barely grow.

Originally, demons inhabited the land where the Empire was based, and humans and subhumans who had pushed it from the South took the fertile earth and drove demons to it.

On several occasions they asked the Empire and the Subhuman kingdom for support, but instead of having ears to listen, the human side committed the foolishness of killing and sending messengers.

That would also be a war.

If you look at contention from a unilateral standpoint, there are things you don't understand.

"That's enough of your hard stories and have dinner. 'Cause I'm gonna treat you better than that on your arm.'

"Seriously...... dishes with plenty of vegetables here. We have to be careful."

"Yeah, no alarm, Demon King."

Heh heh, see how much consciousness you can keep in front of my specialty pan. Wow, that's cool.

"He sounds like a villain."

"Quackoo"

"Buhub"

"I can't hear you, but I don't think you're busy."

My buddy gave me a total scratch.

When you move to the cooking area above the field and start cooking, your friends will help you handily, as usual.

Honestly, if I could manipulate twenty dirt arms freely, it would be too much for one person right now, but the food and meals would be more fun for everyone.

By the way, all the cookware, equipment and dishes in this cooking area are made by me.

Kilns for baking pottery are also handmade, and the majority of objects are made in times when they cannot be moved on their own.

Oh, yeah. I have time before I can, so would you like the demon kings to take a bath? It won't be long before it boils.

Putting the dirt plate out again in front of the demon kings who were relaxing, he writes there, 'If you like, keep it in the bath over there', pointing to the place where the bath is with the arms of the dirt.

"Is there even a bath, in the field? It's an endless field."

In times when I couldn't move, I was passionate about my hobby pottery in my spare time to enrich various amenities. Guest accommodation has also been built in the basement in the field.

Confirming that the Demon King and General Right Arm will enter the bathroom, this one will be ready for the pot on his desk. You can change as many vegetables as you want, so let's get them eaten.

"We should eat somewhere else, right?"

"The table with the Demon King is horrible"

Uh, I wonder. I know it's okay to eat with you because you're the Demon King's personality, but should I check with you in the bath?

"I'll ask you later."

Do you dare prepare only the Demon King and General Right Arm?

The flavoring of the pan has a special miso flavor. Since miso is actually surprisingly easy to make, it's a treat because my mother was helped to plant it every year.

Well... I fought badly at making the necessary koji for handmade miso. It made me realize that old people are great.

"Phew, that was a nice bath."

"I'm indulging you"

They both seem satisfied and come in an upbeat mood as they rise the hot air from their bodies.

Shall we have dinner, then? The demon king who took his seat said, "You can eat with me here. If you resist, I command you as Demon King," he says.

Shall we all have dinner, then? Dinner party started in the air where everyone was soothed about their seats... something is approaching from the rear.

Feeling the slight vibrations on the ground and turning his gaze behind him - there was a figure of Ussappy and Ussarion rushing all the way this way.