I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

Currently, through the territory of the Demon King, we are even going down a single path stretched over the abyss.

This is a former battlefield where me and the Demon King's Army fought a spectacular battle. The offense here was desperate because it is the only way to connect the defensive city with the Demon King's Army. I've been busy sinking, burying, absorbing, yeah, yeah.

I have a defensive city ahead of me on this road, but at this rate, I'll be there in an hour.

Kuro Hachi has already told us that we are on our way to the defensive city.

About twice since then, Kuroshima has returned and exchanged future strategies with the vending machine faction. It looks like we'll be able to complete a mutually agreeable measure after two or three more exchanges.

We'll have to discuss it with Mr. Jessica when we get to the defensive city. It's just, when I look at him, he sucks in my consciousness, and he's about to lose me.

I know it's ok now because my spirit is building up more than it used to be, hmm. I'm talking about having to keep my eyes peeled, and that's rude.

Well, I don't have eyes.

"You seem happy when you talk to Jessica... Hatake..."

"That's true. My response is completely different. It's floating, the temperature in the field is rising, and it's hot."

What are you talking about, a little wakalimasane.

The power of those eyes is irregular, so I can't help it. Even though she's beautiful, it's the logic of the world that she can't resist if she has demonic eyes.

I don't know why you're upset, but even fruit is a gift for you.

I look like a strawberry ripe just fine, ripping off the utter gag and offering it to both of us softly.

"You can't fool me with this."

"Ugh, um, yeah. I'm not seduced by fruit."

That being said, my gaze nailed the fruit. We both know the power of our crops...... not, the flavor is heavily appreciated.

Whatever you say, you can't beat the magic of our fruit. Look, I don't know if you want it. When you shake the hand that grabbed Utsuga to the left and right, the two faces move loosely to the left and right.

Look, you want it. Be honest with me. Come on, open that lovely mouth and ask me to go up to you to be fragrant -,

Mr. Hatake, it's disgusting.

"What, what did you think?

"Actually..."

Kikoyu is staring at me half-eyed. Kikoyu is half-eyed together. You're close at times like this, aren't you, you guys?

In the end, I eventually fainted from having eaten Utsuga, so I would be in a better mood when I woke up... I guess I overnourished it, let's adjust some more.

"That's what I..."

"I feel so good..."

At a time when we could see the outer walls of the defensive city, the two of us woke up.

He's shaking his head, but apparently his memory before he lost his mind is obscure. Convenient.

"Um, what the hell are we"

'We both ate fruit and just lost our minds. I'm sorry, I think I'm a little overnourished. I don't think there's anything wrong with you.'

"Yeah, yeah. I'm not ill, sir."

"Very good. I'm doing better than usual."

Whoa, I don't think I remember anything before dinner. Delicious enough to blow away temporary memories? Looks like you could use this for something else, let's make a note to your heart.

When we reached the outer walls of the defensive city, Mr. Jessica and Steck and Mowder waited side by side in front of the gate. My body is too big to stand out in town, so did you keep it moving in advance?

That doesn't look familiar to the two guys next door. A tough guy with a corner cut and a skinhead looks up at me and flashes. That you don't know me means you're new to defensive cities.

Maybe he's a new gatekeeper because he has a tight body.

"Welcome home, Guardian"

It is Jessica, Lord of Defense Cities, who smiles glossily. Beautiful today.

Keep it up, Jessica and the others are going to be hard to talk to, so I'm going to bury my body on the ground. I can assimilate anywhere with dirt.

When the surface of the field and the surrounding ground were at the same height, I put out only one arm and moved it in front of her.

"Thank you for your concern"

"I'm home"

Write back to the dirt board as usual.

"I asked Kurohachi. Did you get your letter?

He's also picturesque with his fingers on his cheeks and his little neck, and, oh, the soil's going to melt. Step on it! All of a sudden, don't be about to fall.

Mr. Jessica is a man, Mr. Jessica is a man. All right, I'm good.

'I read it. I also set up an operation, so I guess the king's army in the underworld can handle it. "

"That's right, you're a guardian! Jessica believed."

Mr. Jessica hugs him in the arms of the dirt, packing the distance at once. Uh, I know it's a man, but I know it, but there's this sweet scent, this wind shaking hair and soft body. Oh. Come on, my Mr. Reason! Fight it!

"Mr. Jessica, Mr. Hatake is in trouble. It's time to get away."

Cold air pours in from Kikoyu, who speaks loud and low.

Even though your face is smiling, why are you scared?

"Is the guardian in trouble? Is it annoying to be hugged by Jessica?

Will there be a man in this world who is stared at with such moist eyes and answers annoying? No, I can assure you he's not here!

"Me, I, I, I, I, I, I"

"Yes, it is. It's a field."

Ugh, you're even staring at Kuoekotek.

It's impossible to retreat here on your own. Ask for reinforcements now!

Being a family, when I asked Button and Usarion and Ussappy for help - they turned my body away. Damn, they abandoned me inside!

Then help Steck and Mowder's squire combine!

"Ha ha, the guardian is hot. I was also a pick-and-select when I was younger, and I spent the night with many women. I've been through the training ground a few times, and I've been in danger for my life. Hey. No, I miss it."

"Scum bragging is a dong pull. The Guardian is the only one for this town. Please plan your women's relationship. I'm not a woman."

... these two are unwilling to help. Rather, I enjoy the situation.

Those two gatekeepers are down to the wall. But if you start and you look at me, it's like a little less reactive. I wonder if my liver balls are thick.

Well, what can I do about this situation? The important thing here... is to get out of the way!

"By the way, how far is the king's army approaching in the underworld?

"I thought you had that information delivered to Kurohachi? Are you free after this?"

That's not true, is it?!? A defensive city is more important than a country! You didn't give it the wrong priority!

"You should make it clear at this time. Who does Mr. Hatake choose between these three?"

Mr. Kikoyu, haven't you changed your personality since your body grew up? I feel like I used to be more, more of a sophisticated, pull-in idea.

"That would be an interesting suggestion. I'm not interested in fields. Well, then, if the Lord really wants to be with me, I don't even think about it."

I didn't know you would even be willing to cuecotech. What the hell happened while I was asleep?

Everybody calm down. I'm in the field, right? You're not the character you deserve to expand your love comedy.

"I have no grievances if the guardian chooses someone else. But if you choose me, I'll spend the rest of my life."

They held me again and begged me.

Mm-hmm. Why do you have to worry about this when you're in a field? Even though in the human age there are only memories of being chased by a bunch of faggots, ridiculed by girls and their boyfriends, and made a date look sooo good!

When I was born, I wanted these events! I think so now.

"Come on, come on, come on, come on."

Surrounded by the three of us, we lost our escape. I was supposed to dream about the Harlem expansion, but I'm not happy about it.

Everybody get back to your sanity, it's a field! It's a dirt arm! It's inorganic!

The moment I was cornered, a genius flicker was born in my brain!

He stretched his dirt arms out of the ground in large quantities and hurried to harvest the utuga, throwing it unquestionably into the mouth of everyone on this spot.

- Everybody peels off their white eyes, supports their bodies with their dirt arms because they nearly collapsed, and lets them sleep gently on the ground.

Mission Complete!