I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

"Thank you for asking me for an impossible favor today!

A good-looking blonde with her spine stretched out deeply bows her head - to me, a chunk of iron.

Normally, it's an unusual sight, but the people who go to town just look a little, and they don't look surprised.

Since the king of the underworld, he's known his name in the defensive city, about me and my people.

A big sword that followed a dragon in pitch-black armor that seemed expensive to see. And it's neutral young swordsmen who are equipped with it without disgust.

It's Michelle, who calls herself a vending machine apprentice.

As polite as ever, he respects me. I still don't see why he's doing all he can to me.

"So, for thirty minutes, can you please someone!

"Welcome"

Promises are promises. I'd like to ask myself why this happened, but that was the day before in the first place.

To investigate the sudden appearance of the dungeon, we stopped at an unnamed village behind our original purpose.

A newly occurring dungeon risks overflowing with demons outside, so we embark on an investigation into a dungeon no one has ever stepped into.

One line that was to process the shallow hierarchy of enemies and buy time for the Hunter Association officials to arrive would be to stay in this village for a while.

Luckily in about a week, officials and hunters arrived to discuss what they would do in the future where village security was ensured.

"For once, let's go back to the defensive city and make it a vacation!

Rummis' busty breasts bounce big and vertical with my lunch packed up in one hand.

Compared to when we met, her hair also grew, and her breasts, which were a little richer from her growing up, seem to continue to evolve even further.

"... right, I drained my tools unexpectedly, so I want to refill them once and for all"

Hulumi stared at Ramis' chest, then dropped his gaze on his chest and groaned like he was tired.

Unfortunately, she hasn't had chest growth since then and continues to keep her flat chest. That's in demand, so I don't think you need to be so depressed, but as a person, you seem pretty concerned.

Actually, I know I'm sneaking up on a busty demon prop late at night, but it would be adult smug to pretend not to see it.

"Sounds good! Long time no see, I want that vegetable!

A loud endorsement was Shui, who had a sandwich on his right hand and a fry from his left hand.

As always, is appetite a top priority for judgment criteria?

"Pitty... if Hackon is here... I don't mind the end of the earth..."

Pitty, whose dependence grows day by day, sits on a cushion laid inside the shield and his body is shaking left and right whether it is unstable or not.

I don't know the expression because I cover my face with my forehead, but lately my emotions have become understandable due to the subtle high and low differences in my voice. This doesn't seem to be a joke. I'm serious.

I should have properly said no to this before, but it went through beautifully.

"Some people seem to be waiting for Master Hackon's products, and I agree to return"

Michelle doesn't seem to disagree either. Then there is only one person left.

Everyone's gaze is directed at a man in a suit of law, smiling calmly.

"I have no objection either. It's time to go to a second-hand shoe shop and pray in church."

He seems to have successfully misled himself, but his heart is leaking. Or now you won't even have to make excuses for us.

Everyone has already given up on the perverted notion that Hebui likes second-hand shoes better than three-meal rice.

"Everybody seems good, but how's Hackon?

There's no reason for me to disagree. The answer is fixed.

"Welcome"

"Decisions! Well, then, yeah... you know..."

After joyfully clapping his hands, Rummis looks up at my body and says it rarely with his mouth full. I wonder what's wrong.

"Uh... when I get back to the defensive city, I just need thirty minutes to get back to who I am... will you and me spend some time alone?

Watching him dye his face bright red and ask for it, all the vending machine products were changed to 'warm'.

Is there a man who can say no with such a face? No, there's no way he's here!

I mean, Ramis wants a date with me back in the human race... right? That's what I want.

I have only returned to my biological self enough times with my fingers on both hands since I was able to be a person. There is also a time limit of thirty minutes, but once (deformation) is activated, the disadvantage of not being another vending machine for a whole day is great, so I tried not to activate it except at times of need.

Therefore, during the dungeon attack, it was decided that when people appeared, they would only return after the (deformation) was activated.

I don't even have to think about how to respond.

"Welcome"

"Really! I did it. Oh! What shall we do together, enjoy ~"

Rummis floated around me like he was going to sing in his nose.

Don't run out of manhood to please you so much.

"Heh, you're just gonna spend time alone with Ramis, heh"

I hear a chilled out voice, like letting us bathe in cold water that was floating. The originator of the voice was Hulumi.

"And Pitty... with Hackon... I want to be with him..."

"Hakkon, who's become a person, and eating and walking sounds cool!

"I'm back in people, too. I need a favor from Master Hackon!

Pitties are eating up, too, to take a ride!

Hebui is smiling calmly looking at this one. That's more of a face enjoying the situation as a bystander than a watcher.

It's hard to say no if your buddies get up and beg you. Besides, I take care of you every day, and you're not as good as spending time with me.

"Welcome"

When I answer that, everyone is cheering and happy.

If I were in a more biological state to react than I expected, I would have had a bitter laugh, and the moment I thought about it, the intimidation came from the blind spot on the side.

I dare you, I've tried not to look at you, but now that I can't stand this pressure, I turn my sight softly.

There was - Rummis staring at us on the swell.

"Mmmm, other than us..."

I saw Rummis, obstinately angry, and thought he was cuter than scared.

And well, this is how I'm supposed to spend time with everyone in a defensive city.

"What is it, Master Hackon?

All right, you were spending the day with Michelle, who pulled the best out of the scratch.

It takes courage to line up in a human state next to a handsome man like him. I know I'm not the kind of apprentice to judge people by their appearance.

I activate Deformation and return to Japan.

Myself in a suit at a height just a little higher than Michelle. It's the same outfit I used to wear when I crashed my vending machine.

Even so, I'm taking off my jacket and I look like a white shirt. It was hot that day, so you were taking your tie off, too.

"The original Master Hackon is lovely too!

I can only think of it as a flattery or flattery to be told by a beauty shape like Michelle's, but I just think I mean it when I see her luminous and stuffed.

... Is he a sorry person for his aesthetic taste?

At least I've never thought of myself as handsome, and I've got all the beauty shapes around me, so I'm pretty sure I'd be the worst off if I were in it.

"Thank you, Michelle."

"Yes! I'm glad you just read your name!

Probably Nori, like a junior I miss to my senior. For once, it is a relationship between the master and the disciple.

"The master has a muscular body, doesn't he? You can see from the top of your clothes that you work out."

"Uh, I had a lot of hobbies and walked a lot of distance every day."

On weekdays I was down in front of two of the nearest stations and walking home from there.

The reason for this was that there were three vending machine zones on the road from the station to the house for the purpose of saving a little money for vending machines, and there were quite a few rare items.

It was my daily pleasure to check there and go home.

When I got the information that I had a rare vending machine for the holidays, I bought a rare item and packed it in my backpack while wandering around to my destination by car or train for about half a day.

In some days, the contents of the backpack can be more than ten kilometers, and walking around with it in charge also adds nature and muscle.

"Exactly, Master! You didn't lack workout from day to day!

"Oh, yeah, I guess so"

If we continue with this topic any further, we'll change the subject.

"So, what does Michelle want you to do today? If it's not impossible, whatever. Sure you wanted me to train you in a man-shaped state?

"That's the thing...... actually, the workout was a lie. The truth is, I'd like to show you Master Hackon's ability to return to that appearance. I wondered if I could use my physical abilities in that state or the power of the vending machine, or if I needed to try it."

"Maybe you cared"

"I knew it was an extra favor..."

Michelle is frightened and scratching her head.

Well, if I didn't grasp the abilities of the human form, I thought I would have trouble when I had to, and it gave me time to check my abilities.

... You've blessed your apprentice, I am.

"No, that would help. Right, when I was in this state, I was about to chat with everyone. All right, let's see what we can do."

My disciple cared, let's try to make it sweet here.

Can I use "protection" for my human form? What about your ability as a vending machine? Let me take a closer look.