I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

Is today the third day? The sky feels clear and sometimes cloudy.

Uh, your opponent today was Pitty.

I haven't confirmed what kind of wish it is, so I don't know what they ask me to do... I'm somewhat worried that it's her. For once, I said anything that can be fulfilled, so I don't think I'm going to be forced to say anything difficult... Ugh, hmm.

If you're worried while flashing your body's lights, you accidentally shadow.

Turning his gaze to the front, there was a pity there in a light pink piece.

It is usually a simple outfit with no plain and extra decorations, but today it looks fancy to see, with frills and fine embroidery everywhere.

Of course I don't have a shield.

"Hackon... isn't that weird...?

My forehead hides my eyes as usual, but it seems illuminated because it's making my cheeks red.

The hair also appears to be carefully brushed, resulting in dark green, lustrous straight hair.

I had already learned from men and women who talk in front of vending machines that I praise women properly for their outfits, and I first transformed myself into a human being.

"I think the usual quiet outfit would be nice, but that would suit you, too"

"Thank you... and Hackon... he looks... cool..."

Seeing Michelle every day only makes me uncomfortable to be told she's cool, but it would be a pleasure to get compliments in flattery.

But don't light it. I knew it. The state of the vending machine made me quite fine with the embarrassing line, but if I were alive, the embarrassment would prevail.

"Uh, what do you want me to do today? As I said before, I'll do whatever I can to meet your demands."

"Um... uh... Pitty and... my lover's..."

She is moving her fingers restlessly in front of her leaning chest. I don't even need to hear the words ahead of me. Without the presence of Ramis, there would have been an option to fulfill Pitty's wishes.

I said no properly once, but do I have to be clear with people's bodies and words?

"Pitty, you..."

"I want you to pretend..."

That was an unexpected word. So you're saying it's okay to just pretend?

"Er... my ex-boyfriend... is in this town... and we're going to hang out again..."

My previous boyfriend meant a scumbag who was a marriage con artist and Pitty was also cheating and contributing tons of money. Let her tell you, she was a lover, but instead of dating, she never held hands, and it was just a relationship that even contributed money.

That's it, with the guy who got into the host.

"But I heard your ex-boyfriend is in jail in the north for marriage fraud?

"Yeah... I think I'm released..."

Has he been released because it has been several years since then? But I've heard for the rest of my life that I can't get out, but maybe I even piled up some money. I've heard that the controls in this world seem to be Gabagaba, so even gold is mostly anything.

"I mean, do you want me to get rid of him as a lover because my ex-boyfriend is going to persevere?

"Yes... no... today... if you pretend to be my lover... about Hackon... because I give up..."

Her forehead was in the wind as she looked at me, and there was no way she could have witnessed her hidden eyes moisturizing and turned down.

I gave up, my chest tightened when I heard the words, but this is fine, right?

"Fine, I can only do thirty minutes. If that's all right."

"Good... uh, meet me... over there..."

Following Pitty walking ahead to lead me.

According to what I've heard from the Hebrews, my mouth is masterful and troublesome manly, so I'm likely to be told that I'm one Pitty.

I blindly believed in my ex-boyfriend no matter what anyone told me when I first met him, but since we started spending time together, it seems like I don't care about my ex-boyfriend.

The reason for this... is my presence, I'm sure. Rather than being in love, I felt the dependence had just shifted, but now I understand as much as they mean it.

If this convinces her, let her play her boyfriend until the time limit.

"Um... because I'm a lover..."

From the pity I stopped and looked back, I did not hesitate to hold my forehand and offered hand.

This kind of behavior, on the contrary, bothers me that I'm doing terrible things to her, but if that's what you want, it's until you go out with her.

It was a fashionable cafe the opposite of when Shui was taken away from her as it was. I have the courage to go in alone. I have a store.

There are only couples and women in the store, and no man seems to be coming alone.

No, you have one... Moving to the back seat of the window, there was a client there.

A fox-eyed man with an eye-lifted blonde hair.

You look handsome with a puff, but if you look closely, you're a good-looking guy who works hard.

False facial contours with hair covering ears and cheeks. He seems to be wearing a thin piece of makeup even though he is a man, and his skin without a single pimple is disgusting the other way around.

"Pitty, is that your boyfriend? Damn, he's a tough guy."

"Make him... bad... don't say"

He seems genuinely angry, his hands still connected are gripped hard.

You didn't think she would speak out the objection, her eyes as thin as yarn opened with surprise.

Do you want me to chase you here?

"I'm dating Mr. Pitty. I hear you're an old man and a scumbag from her and the Fools' Bizarre. Phew."

I don't take a seat and laugh with my nose looking down.

My ex-boyfriend is staring at me, but there's no way it works for me, who's fought demons over and over again.

"Could you please stay away from me any closer because she's annoying?

"Holy shit! Hey, this guy's mine. You're not on track because the Fools' Odd Regiment is in the back."

My ex-boyfriend, who kicked down the chair and stood up, is intent on it, but I'm not scared at all. It's a level where kittens are following.

It comes from the palm of my hand that Pitty is trembling in small pieces. If she is strong, there is no need to be frightened, but is fear creeping into her body and heart?

Grip back hard with the intention of encouraging.

The gaze that was frightened and pointed at the floor captured me, so I laughed confidently that it was okay.

"You don't need to borrow the hands of the Fools' Bizarre. It's a waste of time for a little guy like you."

I was seriously going to discuss it, but I remembered that I had ever made Pitty cheat and contribute, and I changed my mind when I saw how they handled it.

... Let's knock him out.

"Heh, don't get on with it. In the past few years, I've gathered my people together, I've been in touch since I got out, and now... here we go."

When my ex-boyfriend softly raises her hand, all the guests in the store stand up and stare at me with the dagger or weapon they had hidden.

Were you one of them dressed as guests? No, not just the customers, but the clerks. The number is twenty, or by being nearby.

"I was prepared when I brought in the Fool's Odd Regiment. I was going to feed him and darken him here."

Uh, were you supposed to attack the Fool's Odd Regiment?

"Who asked for that?

"What if you knew that?"... Well, look, from what I've heard, I'm not going to be able to talk to anyone. I'm just going to tell you who's been drinking boiled water. "

I was hoping for a temple dialogue called "I'll teach you a meditation souvenir" anyway, but let's just say I could hear one of the classics.

But you think you can do something about us in a group of about twenty chimps.

It's weird that everyone has an extra grin, and it's about to blow out.

"And Pitty... Fight..."

Seems motivated, but I've decided to do it as a lover.

"I'll take care of this. I'll protect my lover."

If you don't have a shield to deal with to this extent, I feel like you could handle even one pity, but it would be your lover's role to cool it down here.

"Heh, it doesn't catch my eye when I'm in front of a woman!

My ex-boyfriend poked at me, so I grabbed the knife sticking out with my bare hands and snapped the blade.

"Eh."

He doesn't seem to understand what happened, exposing the dumb surface with a broken knife in his grip. As it was, he grabbed his wrist and threw it backwards.

That's light. It feels like I threw it in basketball even though I'm one adult.

The ex-boyfriend who is rolling on the floor involving one of his buddies seems to have lost his mind, but the others are killing him.

I can knock them all out in order, but the time limit is off by five minutes. Let me make up my mind here at once.

Remove one pet bottle after another from your hand and sprinkle it all over the store.

The people who don't understand my behavior are confused. Well, if you don't know about me, that's a pointless behavior.

We're ready, we'll put on a fight.

"Enjoy yourself, it's the vending machine corner (Dreamworld)!

Countless vending machines appeared in the store and were ravaged without the art of doing so.

"Hackon...... thanks......"

"Welcome"

Now that the time limit has passed, I'm back on the vending machine, and Pitty's holding me and I'm moving.

This completely cut me off from my ex-boyfriend. Whoever is thrown into a defensive city jail will never leave the jail again.

I know because Jessica and I have been close to something since one incident with the king of the underworld, but that man is not the kind to forgive injustice.

I want Pitty to live strong for her happiness. Happily in a decent relationship, not with scum or vending machines.

"Hackon... a defensive city... tolerates love... you know what?

I couldn't figure out Pitty's intentions, which I cut out so abruptly, and I could only return "zanne".

"Recently... the ordinance in this town has changed... and homosexuality... and marriage to inorganic objects... and polygamy... is permitted..."

What? Homosexuality is still allowed by ordinances such as marriage to inorganic objects, but it's too groundbreaking.

... No, wait. This is Hatake's stronghold. And Jessica, the lord, is super beautiful but of a man's gender.

Besides, Mr. Jessica has heard rumors about being in love with Mr. Hatake. In fact, I've seen scenes approaching Mr. Hatake... that sort of thing.

"Pitty... even the second... even the third... is fine... the First Lady... gives up..."

"Poof."

Uh, must we be talking about something?

That's what I wanted to say, but back at the vending machine I'm speechless and unable to convey my thoughts accurately.

"hehe... you had fun today... hackon"

I've never seen it before, I can only tell him "Welcome" if he turns an innocent smile that doesn't give in.