I Run a Gas Station in the Northwest

The girl was taken aback.

I don't know if it was because Chen Mu would suddenly say such things at this time, or because Chen Mu sold the wine so expensively that she felt slaughtered. Anyway, she was stunned for a while, and then nodded: "OK, open the bar. "

"Okay!"

Boss Chen opened the wine quickly and handed it to the girl.

Then, he thoughtfully tore open a packet of peanuts and a packet of shredded squid, poured them on a plate, and let the guests eat.

"This... doesn't count as money."

Boss Chen said secretly in his heart, feeling that with these packages, the money he ordered just now seems to be less expensive.

After so much effort, the young man's roar came from outside: "Chen Xiwen, wait, turn around and say to your parents, let the Chen family wait, this is endless!"

It seemed that the young man finally survived the danger of being seriously injured and began to enter the stage of letting go.

When he finished roaring, there was another car starting sound outside, and then the car quickly moved away.

The girl squinted at the door, her brows wrinkled lightly, then she lifted the wine bottle and hit her purple-black lips.

She was a little anxious to drink, as if she wanted to get herself drunk quickly, the first bottle of wine was "gummed" and poured in, no more than five seconds from beginning to end.

"Ding, fifty dollars!"

Boss Chen seemed to hear the sound of eating gold coins in his head, and quickly opened the second bottle of wine and handed it over to the guests graciously.

Today this is also considered an adventure. It's obviously a gas station, but I don't know where such a woman came from to drink. It's incredible to be in a big city.

Of course, because this is a gas station in the desert, girls will sit down. Otherwise, no matter what happens in the city, they can drink at any place, and they will be accompanied by anyone on the phone. Get Boss Chen to earn this money.

The girl poured another half bottle of wine, perhaps because the beer was colder, she stopped and covered her mouth with her hands, took a break, and then looked up at Boss Chen: "Sit down with me. Drink with me. People are too boring to drink."

Based on the principle that a waiter must have, Boss Chen shook his head and refused: "I don't have a good amount of alcohol, so I can pour one bottle, so forget it."

The girl curled her lips unabashedly, and after thinking about it, she said, "Then tell me a joke to relieve the boredom."

Hey, there are so many requests...

Boss Chen thought about it for a moment, and opened his mouth: "Looking at you, your English should be good. Come on, let me tell you something about foreigners."

"How do you know my English is good?"

The girl looked at Boss Chen in surprise.

Boss Chen smiled shyly and said, "Why are you so serious? I just said casually, it's not important at all."

The girl was startled, looking at the smile on the face of the person in front of her, she suddenly became speechless.

Boss Chen went on to say: "Well, English is not important. I started to talk about my jokes. Well, the jokes are like this. That is to say, our Chinese nation has five thousand years of history and culture. It has a deep heritage. Actually Foreigners have always been very jealous of this snack, so when they get along with us, they will always unconsciously make some small jokes to tease us in order to alleviate this jealousy in their hearts."

The girl listened to Boss Chen's words and was quickly brought into context.

"What jokes do they like to make? For example, they will always ask us meanly, you Chinese say that this year is the Year of the Goat, then, is your sheep a goat or Mianyang sheep? We Chinese never Think about what kind of sheep is the Year of the Goat. When asked by them, it is of course difficult to give a good answer."

"Then, those foreigners are happy, jokingly saying that you still boast about five thousand years of history and culture all day long. You can't even distinguish between goats and sheep. What exactly is the Year of the Goat?"

"Do you know how we should refute this time?"

The girl didn't say anything, just waiting for Boss Chen to decrypt.

Boss Chen sold the gates in place before saying: "We should say, you foreigners don’t even speak well. What qualifications do you have to comment on our culture? For example, if there is such a passage, you think I want to make it clear: My uncle accidentally kissed my aunt, which happened to be seen by the uncle, and the uncle punched the uncle, and the aunt saw him again. The aunt was so angry that he went to the uncle's hair. Hand, the uncle became unhappy and fought with uncle and aunt."

In English, both uncles and uncles are unle, and aunts and aunts are both aunts. To distinguish who is who, you really have to add names, otherwise it will be a mess.

The girl obviously understood Boss Chen's stalk, poured herself a sip of beer, and smiled slightly: "It's okay, it's actually not that funny, um, one more."

Boss Chen had no choice but to change his routine, and said: "Well, let me ask you a question, a and c, who is taller and who is shorter? Why?"

"A and c...Who is taller? Who is shorter? Why?"

The girl pondered for a while, then shook her head: "I don't know, you can tell me!"

"A, b, c, d."

"What do you mean?"

"A, b (than), c, d (lower)."

"..."

After the answer was announced, the girl felt that the face in front of her with a little bit of frustration was a little bit mentally retarded and a bit irritating, but it was depressing anyway.

After thinking about it, the girl took another sip of wine and said, "Come again!"

"Whose leg is the longest with gold, wood, water, fire, and earth?"

"Ok……"

"Long ham (intestine)."

"..."

"I have another one, why can't the plane hit the stars?"

"??"

"Because the stars will flash."

"..."

"Fahai wanted to commit suicide, so he bit the white lady, do you know why?"

"Do you want Lady White to hack him?"

"Because he wanted to bite a snake (tongue) and kill himself."

"..."

...

The two people who didn't know each other just relied on the sharp turns of the sand sculptures to chat for a long time, endlessly.

Chen Mu always felt that the homophonic stalk was relatively low-level, but he didn't expect to use it on the girl in front of him but the medicinal effect was magical, and she could see that her mood gradually improved a lot.

The two said and guessed one by one, and it was a little over in a flash.

A box of cold beer was almost finished by the girl, and several packets of peanuts and squid shreds were torn, which made Boss Chen distressed.

Boss Chen also sat down at the table and accompany the guests with ice-cola.

The girls don’t need the service of Boss Chen anymore. They opened another bottle of cold beer on their own. After thinking about it, they opened the last bottle and pushed it to Boss Chen: "We had a great chat today. , Drink a bottle with me."

Boss Chen looked at the girl who seemed to be unable to drink. The last fifty yuan seemed a bit hard to earn, so he thought for a while, and tentatively asked: "Is this wine you're asking me?"

"Well-winded, I asked you to drink it!"

The eyes of girls have a characteristic, the more they drink, the brighter they are. At this time, they will shine.

In order to earn 50 yuan more, Boss Chen decided to lay down his life with the gentleman, took the wine and touched the other party: "Okay, drink."

"My name is Chen Xiwen, what is your name?"

"Chen Mu."

Both are surnamed Chen... Three-part relatives with the same surname.

"Huh!"

After the two clinked their glasses, they directly raised their heads inwardly.

After drinking this last bottle, the girl went to the toilet, turned around and was about to go back to the car to sleep. Unexpectedly, when she came out, she heard a muffled noise, and then she was stunned to see Chen Mu fell to the ground. Drunk unconscious.

"It turns out that what he said was true, and one bottle would fall...there are actually such people..."

The girl curled her lips in disdain, went over to help Boss Chen, and fumbled for the living area behind.