I Said Make My Abilities Average!

"Two hundred meters in the direction of two o'clock, oak three. Target, not eligible!

"Copy, goal, through!

"Three hundred meters in one o'clock, goblin four!

"Mavis, chase me back with intimidation!

"Copy that!"

"150 meters at eleven o'clock, Cobolt six!

"Pauline, push him back with water magic!

"Copy that!"

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At Lena's behest by radar (miles) detection reports, one pops up after the other and drives the demon back, the face of the "Red Vow" that returns. Sometimes, there are lanas and miles out, and multiple members hit the deal. And the soldiers of the second detachment just staring at it.

"Bu, Squad Leader..."

"What?"

"Hih, I'm free..."

"... oh, you're free..."

………………

And a few oaks and horned rabbits, miles hunted deer and pigs and put them in the item box because they said they wouldn't mind a little bit. These are not for guild delivery, but for what we eat.

We can hunt for ourselves, but we don't have to bother buying expensive meat at the butcher's. The soldiers are hunting for food tonight and tomorrow.

However, only two to three heads. Fifty people high. There's no way you can eat that much there, it's hard to bring it back, and the fact that soldiers do impersonations of hunters is not in good shape. It is also difficult for rumors to spread that I went on a mission but brought back large amounts of meat, etc.

The meat is about 70% of the weight of the branches that can be removed from the pig, and an additional 70% of the edible part that can be removed from it. This means that 49 kg of meat can be taken from pigs weighing 100 kg. And the oak weighs no more than 100 kilograms. Therefore, one head is sufficient, but there are many parts that are wasted because the amateur is appropriately annoying, and only good parts are taken and not very good parts are thrown away, so they hunt two or three heads.

... By the way, in the case of cattle, it's about 27 percent of their weight that makes them meat.

The soldiers asked me, and Miles put the prey in storage. Without miles, they would have hunted just before the camp, but after driving the demons across the border, the soldiers were extremely helpful because they were not always so convenient to hunt.

After two to three hours of contact with the leading part of the demons pursued, the mountain fields had already been crossed.

There is still a follow-up, but because the leading part has been inverted, the follow-up hits them and stops, because it stays on the flow of inversion. As a result, the number of demons coming across the border drops dramatically. To keep going to the border, the drive back itself still continues, but the soldiers can't help but relieve themselves, although they should never be distracted because there will be little chance of casualties in the future.

"Mr. Squad Leader, I'd like to turn Pauline and Miles to patrol the other squadrons, would you not have permission?

Mavis suggested so, and the squad leader with a stiff face nodded loudly.

"Um, sure, please"

There is not a single casualty in this detachment. However, there is no guarantee that other detachments are the same. Or the odds of being the same were much lower. No other detachment has a Red Vow.

For this reason, it was a natural consideration to have one but one amazing healing magician turn the other detachment, and he should have directed it first. Failure to do so is such a mistake in judging that it is impossible to take accusations or reprimands later from other detachments and platoon leaders.

Although he was in a position to follow the delay in his judgment like a young hunter, the Squad Leader thanked Mavis for his sincere attitude and words of gratitude for giving permission, which did not offend him.

The Squad Leader thought Miles was Pauline's escort, a healing magician, but in fact, he wasn't.

Everyone in The Red Vow doesn't put it in their mouth, but of course, they recognize the facts properly. Miles is stronger with a sword than Mavis, better with attack magic than Lena, and better with healing magic than Pauline. They are all natural because miles have coached everyone.

This time, it is possible that one of the soldiers is seriously injured, such as the boundary between life and death, which even Pauline cannot apply. Therefore, the mileage will also be dispatched. Besides, the detachment to which the Miles belong is central, so you'd better break up left and right with Pauline in a separate act. If there is a serious injury on Pauline's side, just let Pauline keep it until the mileage turns that way.

And Pauline and Miles split up and ran away.

"Thank you all for your hard work today. It is with great pleasure that no one was killed and no injured person was left with sequelae.

I can't allow you to drink exactly, but I do allow you to have a full tummy. However, I will not allow you to return tomorrow. Then, after this, they shall be allowed to move freely except for those on watch. Cooperate and prepare the BBQ. "

There was cheer in the lesson of the platoon leader who gathered them all together.

No damage, no damage.

There were a number of injured, but they were all completely cured by the two magicians. Some people had difficulty returning on their own, they did not know if they could withstand a two-day journey, but incredibly, it was even cured.

Whatever the minor bruises or cuts, they are almost completely healed up to injuries that, if normal, are likely to have sequelae, such as fractures, ruptures in the gut, rather thick blood vessels and tendons. If it's true, the battle, which should be putting out one or two martyrs and a few who have to be discharged as wounded soldiers, turns out, undamaged.

When it comes to healing magic, it's not universal. If time passes between hanging the healing magic, if the healing progresses somewhat naturally and the body perceives it to be in its normal state, it will mean 'it will only heal that way', and the missing and necrotic parts will not heal. By no means does a dying seriously wounded man return to his pimped body with one magic. "Ancient wounds are not healed by healing magic" also concerns the area.

This time, I just wondered if the Great Cleric of the Temple was an amazing healing magician, both of them!

And with a reward of only one gold coin per person, he took part in a dangerous mission.

Furthermore, the healing of battle-related injuries was free of charge as part of the requested mission.

... Impossible. What philanthropist! Even priests don't take me on with such a reward. I won't quit.

All the soldiers appreciated their good fortune and the generosity of the hunters.

And finally, it's the BBQ you enjoy.

Mow the grass to eliminate the danger of extended burning, collect fallen and dead trees and prepare for incineration.

Dig a hole to fill the guts, etc. a little further away, and scowl the oak next to it.

I've been oaking on previous assignments, but the demon demolition is amateur, so without a dedicated bone-cutting knife or a meat-cutting knife, the load is a little heavy. The short sword, even if it can be used for battle, is a little hard to use for cooking, and no one wants to cut off the bones of an oak at the risk of their love sword spilling a blade. So nobody tries to get close to the side of the oak, just look at each other's faces.

Seeing that, Mavis walked over.

"I'll do it"

With that said, flash your sword.

The neck and limbs of the three orcs lined up were severed, the belly was further torn, the blood and fat were paid off, and the naked sword was placed on the sheath.

"We need you to scratch your guts and treat them ourselves."

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No words, soldiers.

Whatever the oak in the standing state, I shook out my thoughtful sword without any hesitation to the one in the state where I put him to sleep on the ground. And without the sword stopping, as if cutting butter with a heated knife, lightly cut bone-by-bone, neck and hands and feet. Oak bones and meat can't be that soft.

Besides, it looked like it had been slashed unconstitutionally, and the torn belly had no scratches on the gut at all, and the contents of the digestive organs were punctured and attached to the meat.

"... different levels..."

Magic is good. Because we are not magicians, we are swordsmen and spears. No matter how many amazing magicians I see, I'm just impressed.

But I've had enough of that.

To a woman only twenty years old, we are no match for ourselves when we are good old. The sense of defeat was enormous just because the difference between the arms of a neat sword was understandable.

Today, I beat a bunch of demons, beat hunters, and beat young women.

But I wasn't angry, and I didn't get unpleasant emotions.

I just regretted it. Our own weakness. Our own impudence.

"Shit! Eat it! Scratch your guts out! Cut the meat!

"" "" "" "Oh!!

Today, my meat is so abundant that I can't eat it out. You don't have to pay small silver coins, you can eat all you want!

That's what I thought, and when the soldiers cut the meat and started to broil in the bonfire, it smelled so good, out of nowhere.

It is not just the smell of roasting meat, but indescribable, appetizing.

And I can hear you, demon voice.

"BBQ sauce, two small silver coins! Salt and pepper, two small silver coins! Suitable for greasy oak meat, lemon juice water to soothe your mouth, with ice, one cup of three small silver coins!

"" "." "Damn, whoa, whoa!

Today, I can have a full tummy at no extra cost. That's what I thought......

"" "." "There's no way you can stay without buying it, but ahhh!!

"... we didn't mean what we came for..."

Disappointed and so grumbling leader of The Ideal Home of the Evil God.

"Oh...... Too strong, too successful. So, everyone's under 20, and half of them are underage C-ranked women's parties..."

Likewise, a degenerate, leader of The Friendship of Fire.

"So, but it was of great significance because I made money without damage, I learned good, and I was able to name hunters against the leadership!

I am a party member who says so.

"Oh. It wasn't us who named the hunters, but the women from elsewhere. We were going to help them and name the hunters because we were air..."

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"We'll eat meat, too. Otherwise, you can't do it!

"" "" "Oh, oh..." "

These were the other hunters with no morale.