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"No, even if they say 'Operation Elf Village' or something, it's not like this is the Elf Village, that's why it stays that way. I don't know what that means..."

To the elders who did not know the concept of Ninja Village, the word 'Ninja Village' which preceded it was of course incomprehensible and therefore passed through.

So Miles explained the details.

"We're going to make the village of Elves a tourist destination! That way, humans come as guests.

We then entertain our guests and provide them with food, alcohol, accommodation, souvenirs, etc. at high prices to get the currency they use. Buy various things from the human city with that money. Then… "

"" Then?

The voices of the elders and the village chief were aligned.

"The young people of the elves are satisfied with their interest in man by dealing with tourists, and by purchasing various things from the city of man with the money they earn there, they can taste a single scale of human life without having to leave the elves.

In addition, tourists come from afar and return in just a few days, so even if you can taste 'Romance on a Trip' for a short while, it's unlikely that you'll be in a full relationship. Long-distance relationships are difficult in this world without telephones or the Internet... "

Though there were a few words I didn't understand, it wasn't enough to prevent Miles from understanding what he was trying to say.

"But then the villages will be swept away by tourists, scratching their lives both calm and while preserving their traditions..."

"That's why it's 'Elf Village'!

miles blocking the elder's worrying words.

"The real Elf Village, or" Inside the Elves, "a collection of several Elf villages around here, will remain elusive, as it is today, for the uninvited leftovers of the villagers to reach. And a little further away from here, we're going to create an Elf Village as a tourist destination!

Most importantly, we create villages where humans might imagine 'Elves are going to live like this', create a living landscape like that, and play 'The ideal elves, the tourists want'.

There, it's only a 'workplace to make money' and play like you want to make people think that elves are these people against other races. … which means that information manipulation can be carried out freely.

In other words, instead of being a real village of elves, they make up "Elves Village Modoki (Patchmon)" as a fictional, tourist destination (attraction), amusement park (theme park)!

"" "" "" "Whoa, whoa!!

He roughly understood what Miles was trying to say. The elders and village chiefs, as well as some of the members of the "Wise Men's Association", and those who pretended to understand that they didn't quite understand it but to keep it decent, raised an exclamation.

"In tourist villages (every time), priority is given to people who are as skinny as possible and have big and pointed ears. Make your ears a prominent hairstyle, so that you can carry a small bow on your back.

In the dining room, with the main vegetable menu, meat dishes are dressed as' for tourists, reluctantly served ', making them awfully expensive. If the elves are averse to carnivores, but bend doctrine for tourists and prepare it for them, then there will be no one to complain, even if it's ridiculously expensive. "

"I see!"

"" "" "" Evil Wisdom of a Little Human Girl, Fear not!!

Of course, Miles and the others who camped and dined with Cooleia, Shararil and Aetru know that the elves usually eat meat.

But not many people would have ever dined with an elf, and even if someone had seen an elf eat meat, they would have thought, 'Oh, you were forced to adapt to the human diet to live in a human city'.

"No, I don't want the village scratched, so I'll have a separate tourist village. But why don't we just make it look like we're still living a normal elf's life there? Why do you have to make such a fictional elf statue?

A question that no one asked, even if in doubt, was finally emanated from the mouth of one elf.

And when you hear that, you laugh at the miles.

"Well done. You listened! In fact, a human being is a species called 'I want to see what I want to see'!

"No, that's not natural..."

To the elf who said so and penetrated, Miles shook his right hand small with his index finger up, chipping.

"No, you don't. Indeed, man says, 'I want to see the life of an elf wrapped in mystery!' So you'll come to sightseeing, but what if what you saw there was some macho jerks eating meat dishes and hunting with swords and spears?

Yes, it's Dae-hyun!

In the end, a human being seems to want to see what it is, and the truth is, he just wants to see what he expects.

So I don't want to come and see an elf village and live the same way as a human country village, or see a crappy elf eating guts and meat, and guests who are shown something like that don't want to talk about an elf village when they get back to their city, and I won't come back to the village again.

... Yes, you just have to show them the 'elf of everything' they hoped to see! That way, you'll talk to the others and go around, and you'll come back as a repeater. Just a little bit, if only the elf beauties, the beautiful girls (age (approx.), hundreds of years old) would give it a whiff......

Yeah, well, on a regular basis, let's also do 'Elf Traditional (Make It Up) Events' and such! Festivals, competitions of some kind dedicated to the Spirit of the Forest... "

Did you associate it with a service sumo or something, the mile you mentioned that.

He's an elf, so he's probably even thinking about a dedication bow game or something.

And to the miles of words explained in a quick word, the pompous elves and, yeah, Pauline nodding.

"You might want to create a tourist village in two parts:" Young Elf Street (Guy) "for children and families, and" Adult Elf Street (Guy) "for adult men..."

"That's the name you took from the Elf Guy Series, the story of a half that turns into an immortal elf on a full moon night, right?

"" "" "" "" Hey, what the heck!!

It was the elves who inadvertently shouted at Miles and Lena's conversation that went beyond their understanding and felt somewhat disturbing...

Then Miles explained neatly about something called "Ninja Village" based spectacles (attractions), amusement parks (theme parks). And the elf leaders who knew nothing about that stuff and peddled the mileage description.

(((I don't know!

And no matter what happens inside the elves, we have nothing to do with it, and we have no responsibility whatsoever. That's what I thought, and it was Lena and the others who turned a blind eye in silence...

"What, only a human being can marry an elf and have children?

After blowing through all the proper things, Miles thanked the elder for asking him to 'tell us the legend and old story of the elf, etc. within the limits of what you can talk about', and the elder who acknowledged it told me all the things as he pounded his tongue on the fine liquor and knobs offered by Miles...

"Bye. Not only the elves, but Dwarves, beasts, demons, etc. can all form sons with humans, but none can form sons with themselves and other races than humans. And even if human blood is mixed, if we have repeated marriages between fellow human beings, human blood almost disappears and returns to the almost pureblooded elves. So, very rarely did anyone marry a human be so opposed.

I don't know why that's happening...

The beasts can also form sons among themselves in the same series, between the dog-beasts and the werewolf beasts, but not among the races further apart. "

Miles explained so, pounding and groaning.

"... well, between the Dog Beast Man and the Sea Urchin Beast Man, no 'Sea Urchin Beast Man' is born..."

"There's no such thing as a" sea urchin beast man "! In the first place, eels are not beasts. Yikes!!

And of course, Lena's penetration went in.

"So, the other two races, the ancient dragons and fairies, are also going to have children with humans..."

"You can't! Absolutely, I don't care what you think, hey, physically!!

To Miles' words, I imagined a scene too reckless, and it was Mavis screaming so desperately...